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This student took a picture of himself f*cking a twinkie in the cafeteria bathroom on a dare. The entire school found out and saw the pictures. Schoolwide commotion ensued, and a suspension. It was a truly epic twinkie.

epictwinkie

epic, twinkie, penis, school, suspension, referral

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Tried to get them to put shoe on head, but I found out they fail at school.

LiveJasminFails

LiveJasmin, Shoe, Dumb

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Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND

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haha just playn bro. I was the one looking at this in the school computer lab. I squeezed out a load too, and left it on the lower side of the tabel like where people leave gum. except this wasn't just any gum! it was _C_um!!!!!!!!!!

tributetoblackwolf4830

at the end of zelda 1 link f*cks zelda raw dog style, but only to prove he is not gay, cause he had a raging hardon but that was only cause of gannon

hentaipalm.com forums

I was browsing facebook and i saw this guys profile. I felt the need to compose this collage to illustrate what a retard he is. Big deal that you make 60k/year, i made more than that coming out of school myself. I did not, however, purchase a $56,000 lu

iamrich

living, living beyond means, beyond beyond, means, means mercedes, luxury, luxury car, automobile, car financing, graduation, black, african black ,african american.

facebook account

A study desk from the libarary at my school which my girlfriend pointed out to me as YTMNDable

deskofnazi

OMG, Secret, Nazi, Desk, Cheese

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Breen and Gman duke it out, old-school style!

gmanballoonfight

balloon, fight, gman, wonderful, breen, bud lite

gmod

An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.

boombitch

fat,bitch,girl,knocked,shoved,pushed,over,principal,assistant,high,school,move,get,out,the,way,laid

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I was browsing facebook and i saw this guys profile. I felt the need to compose this collage to illustrate what a retard he is. Big deal that you make 60k/year, i made more than that coming out of school myself. I did not, however, purchase a $56,000 luxu

livingbeyondmeans

living, living beyond means, beyond, beyond means, means, mercedes, luxury, luxury car, automobile, car, financing, graduation, black, african, black, african american.

Facebook profile

"The world needs its sh*tty ytmnds just like it needs its high school drop outs... both keep the upper crust more pristine..." - Socrates

danzigwithwolves

danzig, wolves

google

hay guiz i say this thing on the nwes where some guy killed oeople in comblunline high school so i decided if he had a gun there shuod be a gta out of it is int that awesome. stupid ppls aways saying "oh its a taragdy" but its tonota tra

gtavt

virginia, tech, grand theft auto, virginia tech, current events, news, lol i watched the news so everyone has to listen to me because i watched the news

lol i got a picture forrm cnn cuz i read the news and im so on t

I heard that Gorillaz sampled the Bel-Air theme so I thought I'd mix the 2 together with Audacity for the lulz.

gorillazbelaird

Gorillaz, Fresh Prince, Will Smith, got flipped, turned upside down, Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of the school, my mom got scared, aunte and uncle in bel-air, Fresh, Dice, Mirror, smell ya later, also c*cks

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I was rating the original Satey not guarenteed YTMND when i saw this ad. I quickly print screen'd it. Internet safety not guarenteed.

SNG1965

Safety, Mullet, Hax, High school drop out

Go 5 the damn safety guarenteed yourself

Have you ever known someone who had a horrible freshman year roommate? Maybe he practiced Black Out Tuesday and Wasted Wednesday, or maybe he yelled at his overseas clanmates playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Well whatever the case, we're here to make sure that doesn't happen to you. Here at BunkMatch.com, we take the profiles of high school seniors and pair them with the roommate of their dreams. We'll make sure that special person is the one you go to the dining hall with everyday, and the one you can confide in about your failed orgo exam and failed romantic encounters. We'll make sure that's the person who will be there for you when you get an A- instead of an A, and when you don't get that prized internship at Bain&Company. But most importantly, we'll make sure you don't get raped.

bunkmatch

bunk,match,bunkmatch,,college,roommate,freshman,high school seniors,don't get raped

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A dood freaks out when his cloudsong is stolen in Orcs and Humans. Old school!

cloudsongwarcraft1

cloudsong, warcraft, orcs, wow

Actual PETA "comic" that they hand out to elementary school kids. Available here http://www.fisharesmart.com/pdfs/DaddyKillsAnimals.pdf#search=%22your%20daddy%20kills%20animals%22

daddykills

PETA, Daddy, kill, fish, psycho

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/may02.shtml I was checking out the site for a school report about stealing ideas and the internet

ebaumsironic

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/may02.shtml

A paper my friend turned in his senior year of high school. He got 5 out of 10 points, probably out of sympathy because the teacher thought he was half retarded or something. Also he doesn't really hate Asians.

ZOMGPRONKIDPWNT

asians, paper, school

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Seriously

YANMF

Dice, Mirror, Cab, Fresh, Auntie, Uncle, in b4, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, up to no good, Will Smith

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Papa's Got A Brand New Excuse

Steven Segal finds out that truancy is the nations leading cause of student absence from schools. In order to clean up the streets he's got to break the rules and leave no child behind.

stevenheartkids

children,justice,Steven Segal

P.S. 42 Elementary school security cam

AIDS commerical from the 90's tells about being too cool for school and how it gets you dead like a real bitch. So kids you wanna go out like a real bitch don't use a condom ya f*ggot f*cks

AIDSisNoJoke

AIDS, no joke, commerical, 90's

AIDS commerical from the 90's