In 7 years, we'll be dead! (Chaos Cloud)
Created on: September 19th, 2005
In 7 years, we'll be dead! (Chaos Cloud)

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September 19th, 2005
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that's from the Weekly World News.
September 19th, 2005
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Are you saying they aren't trustworthy? You sayin' they were lying when they said Lincoln was a woman, a monkey went to college and there was a kung fu baby?
September 19th, 2005
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what about bat boy? WHAT ABOUT BAT BOY!!!!!!!! T3H H0RR0R!!!!Z!!11
September 19th, 2005
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Oh thank god....i was scared as hell for a min thinking how can i make 9 years of life meaningful...
September 19th, 2005
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meh I not to worried about it.
September 19th, 2005
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It's already been done. Someone else already did this.
September 19th, 2005
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"done this', not "did this", retard.
September 19th, 2005
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yeah, several times. i couldnt decide if i should downvotr b/c of that, hence the abstention. i'm surprised the # of people who think its real
September 19th, 2005
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i know its not....but it did scare me for 2 min or so.
September 19th, 2005
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scared me too. lol "bat boy"
September 19th, 2005
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Raped FTW...
September 19th, 2005
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WWN RULES!
September 19th, 2005
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I saw the other... but I like this one more for the music LOL So +4 for music, -1 for copy.
September 19th, 2005
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Dust cloud for the win
September 19th, 2005
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"Someone already did this" You mean someone already destroyed Earth? Bastards!
September 19th, 2005
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holy sh*t @_@ scared the f*ck out of me for a second there.
September 19th, 2005
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spoilers: chaos cloud kills earth
September 19th, 2005
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scary sh*t
September 19th, 2005
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Fuuuuck. I was hoping this was real because it'd give me something interesting to talk about. 5'd though.
September 19th, 2005
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LOL, gave me a bit of a scare for a minute.
September 19th, 2005
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this weeks page 5 girl.....would you believe a site with that kind of ad?
September 19th, 2005
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YOU IDIOT...I thought this was true. The world will end due to a chain reaction that starts with the election of more Dubya clones next year.
September 19th, 2005
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THE END IS NEIGH!!!!
September 19th, 2005
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Hahaha until I saw the source, I was actually kind of worried. Then again, I've been getting my news from them for years now and they've never let me down. I just wish the aliens would go ahead and pick up frozen cyborg Hitler from my basement already
September 19th, 2005
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http://worldwillend.ytmnd.com/ old news i did this yesterday
September 19th, 2005
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the solar system is over 6 BILLION miles across.
September 19th, 2005
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That qwas f*cking scary until I realised the source, don't ever do that again :(
September 19th, 2005
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haha... hopefully nobody thinks the weekly world news is legit
September 19th, 2005
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oh well...I had a good run
September 19th, 2005
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Thanks. I just had sex with an AIDS infested woman.
September 19th, 2005
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Oh snap, space pwns us.
September 19th, 2005
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My line of thought "Well, at least I'm taking everyone down with me". lol
September 19th, 2005
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How fun. Where did you get that music? It's great
September 19th, 2005
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Here is Bat Boy The Musical. batboymusical.ytmnd.com
September 19th, 2005
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lol imagine if this was true, the world would go mad. Mass murders, mass rapings, mass job quits because no one cared anymore... the world would go apesh*t. Curious that Yahoo copied and pasted this article on their site.
September 19th, 2005
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oh never mind that last sentence lol
September 19th, 2005
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done yesterday. old'd
September 19th, 2005
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lol@ Weekly World News
September 19th, 2005
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WHATS THAT SONG CALLED? -Thanks.
September 19th, 2005
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lol I got scared then releaized that nothing can escape the massive gravitational field of a black hole trust me if f*cking light cannot escape it large particles like gas and dust sure as hell cannot escape it not to mention theres no way it could travel
September 19th, 2005
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This YTMND has helped me realize that I'm functionally retarded, as I looked this up and thought it was real until I saw it was from the Weekly World News.
September 19th, 2005
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the speed of light
September 19th, 2005
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music = lol = 4
September 19th, 2005
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Awesome musik. Win
September 19th, 2005
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Die Earthlings Die!!!
September 19th, 2005
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WINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWINWINWINWINWINIWNWIN What's that song?
September 19th, 2005
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I saw this earlier before going to work. I bit my nails, feeling trapped and alone, helpless in a world that was doomed. I was actually planning on how to kill myself in a way less painful than being chaos clouded. Then I came home, and looked at it, noti
September 19th, 2005
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WHAT IS THE SONG CALLED PLEASE
September 19th, 2005
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probably real too.... damn!
September 19th, 2005
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O RLY?
September 19th, 2005
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Lolzed! Oh yeah, by the way, is this real?...'Cause if it is, that kind of...sucks. Because...I wanted to get a job in cartoons. f*ck.
September 19th, 2005
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Oh. Wait. NEVERMIND THE LAST FEW SENTENCES. I guess I should READ MORE OFTEN.
September 19th, 2005
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Nice choice of music even though its been done; its fake just to let the panic-mongers know.
September 19th, 2005
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Orbulus look! Its Unicron!
September 19th, 2005
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holy crap you scared the sh*t out of me before i saw it was weekly world news
September 19th, 2005
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OH f*ck!!
September 19th, 2005
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The song? Pretty sure it's the theme of "I Dream of Jeanie." No, I'm positive.
September 19th, 2005
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Heh, Weekly World News, teh most (un)reliable source of news on the PLANET!
September 19th, 2005
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5 because you did scare me and the music was clever
September 19th, 2005
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http://tabloidbs.ytmnd.com/
September 19th, 2005
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I wouldn't be really scared anyway; th advantage of Nihilism.
September 19th, 2005
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they say sh*t like this happens all the time. it never does. the only thing like this that actually will happen is the sun burning out and tahts still a good 100 million years
September 19th, 2005
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This is the best ytmnd ever.
September 19th, 2005
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funny how that is the only site i can find info about that... not even CNN, BBC or NASA has info on that
September 19th, 2005
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Er Ghetto Dreamin of Jeanien
September 19th, 2005
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Bat Boy will save us from imminent destruction.
September 19th, 2005
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No the earth is going to die in 2 years because I am building nuclear missles in my basement as well as a missle silo but don't tell anyone it's a secret
September 19th, 2005
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5 for the kick-ass song. But fear not, for this "news" is BS.
September 19th, 2005
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5'd cause you scared the sh*t out of me.
September 19th, 2005
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LOL @ PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THIS. I loved this in the first place. +70 for the "YOU GONNA GET CHAOS CLOUDED- Picture, +100 for the music. Overall 170 for this.
September 19th, 2005
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I can;t believe no one said anything about the world's fattest cat saving babies from the burning building :O
September 19th, 2005
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 19th, 2005
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*runs around raping anything that moves*Wait...thats not for another 9 years?Da*nit...
September 19th, 2005
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lol, its not just a fake, its a physics joke. anybody wuth even a high school level physics education could wade through the BS and find the punch line +5 for quantum phys pun, -2 for copying. http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720010.h
September 19th, 2005
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WWN, but hilarious.
September 19th, 2005
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Chaos Cloud dies in Chaos Advent Children.
September 19th, 2005
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FAKE. it's from weekly world news
September 19th, 2005
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How could you even believe this for more than half a second? You've got to be f*cking retarded.
September 19th, 2005
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You wanna like...not scare the sh*t out of me for a couple of minutes?
September 19th, 2005
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5 for the music alone, perfect choice
September 19th, 2005
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nic cite gaming pal and/or chum1!!
September 19th, 2005
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lol. Yea, i was just going over the math about this chaos cloud...if it were really true, we would have been dead already.
September 19th, 2005
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ualuealuealuethisisf*ckingretarded... 3'd
September 19th, 2005
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9 years...? I don't wanna die in nine years! ;O;
September 19th, 2005
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Does nobody else see the eyes of mr "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" black guy in the middle?
September 19th, 2005
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is it just me or does chaoscloud look a lot like Peppers?
September 19th, 2005
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we are goinbg to get pwned,lawl, hope u guys do some stuff before 9 years or your going to be like me (die alone....)
September 19th, 2005
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lol...the song is I dream of Genie, isnt it?
September 19th, 2005
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God damn, I better lose my virginity pretty soon... =P
September 19th, 2005
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http://willyworm.ytmnd.com/
September 19th, 2005
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change the music to DEAD DEAD DEAD, SOON WE'LL ALL BE DEAD and it'll be like 5 million/5.
September 19th, 2005
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I shall... CONSIDER IT.
September 19th, 2005
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"Does nobody else see the eyes of mr "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" black guy in the middle?" I did but I didn't know who it was, now it's 10x funnier XD
September 19th, 2005
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Scary although I dont get it made my mom laugh and got on the top ten so it must be funny xD
September 19th, 2005
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Touche with the pic
September 19th, 2005
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o sht did we just raid ourselves?
September 19th, 2005
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LOL! ROBOTO FTW
September 19th, 2005
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"LOL @ PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THIS. I loved this in the first place. +70 for the "YOU GONNA GET CHAOS CLOUDED- Picture, +100 for the music. Overall 170 for this." ^^ Haha, that's pretty funny. In fact, I can just imagine someone saying "Overall 170
September 19th, 2005
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cool. well i better pack my bags and get back to my home planet my work here is done. see you guysd around--err maybe not.
September 19th, 2005
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You inspired me to put brbchaoscloud.ytmnd.com together.
September 19th, 2005
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yeah total bs, bs after i saw the part when it was headed for us at the speed of light........
September 19th, 2005
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Sweet.
September 19th, 2005
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September 19th, 2005
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It should be Brian Peppers' face.
September 19th, 2005
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LOL
September 19th, 2005
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Lmao, I knew snopes.com would mention this one: http://www.snopes.com/science/dustcloud.asp.
September 19th, 2005
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hahaha this sh*t scared me for one sec :P
September 20th, 2005
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Not perfect. But not terrible.
September 20th, 2005
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OMG the weekly world news says im gonna die in nine years! WHYYYY!! After my family survived the 300 foot Jesus attack now this!!!!
September 20th, 2005
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To those morons saying nothing escapes black holes, go do a search on Hawking Radiation.
September 20th, 2005
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OMG BAT BOY!!!!
September 20th, 2005
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Wiener. You win: http://conanisualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/
September 20th, 2005
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OMG We're chaos clouded!
September 20th, 2005
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The music makes this
September 20th, 2005
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rofl XD
September 20th, 2005
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You people are idiots, how could anyone take it seriously, even for a second? Still pretty a funny YTMND, though.
September 20th, 2005
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Weekly World News + I Dream of Jeannie remix = win.
September 20th, 2005
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Fine, Fine, I'll admit...I was scared for a bit. Then I realized that nothing can travel at the speed of sound. And that a news story highlighting the end of earth as we know it wouldn't say "The GOOD news is.....". Very nicely done, you get a Gold
September 20th, 2005
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Holy crap, I mean Speed of Light. And you get a Gold Star and a 5.
September 20th, 2005
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You f***ing stole my dust cloud!!! I'm gonna find out where you live, and I'll ANNIHILATE YOUR F***ING SOLAR SYSTEM!!!
September 20th, 2005
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http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=32409 Fake.
September 20th, 2005
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Bwahaha, I knew it was fake the second I saw it was from weekly world news. funny though.
September 20th, 2005
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YOU'RE THE SLIME NOW DOG! wtf couldn't it be a zombie dust cloud though...everybody loves zombies.
September 20th, 2005
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"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."... PWNED
September 20th, 2005
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Kind of wish this was true...
September 20th, 2005
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World Weekly News =/= False
September 20th, 2005
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blah, make that last word true...
September 20th, 2005
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annoying music, stupid pic at the bottom, and udder crap, imo. to each his own though
September 20th, 2005
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It's the music that makes this YTMND special
September 20th, 2005
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The end of the world is neigh
September 20th, 2005
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Holy f*cking sh*t you've got to to completely f*cking retarded or high to believe this for more than like, i seconds. Yes, you have to believe it for less than the sqaure root of negative one seconds. f*cking idiots.
September 20th, 2005
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I like the part where their newest headline is "lawyers and leeches have identical genetic makeup"
September 20th, 2005
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That's kind of scary.
September 20th, 2005
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A cloud of DOOM PARTICLES?!? How scaredly convincing!!
September 20th, 2005
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Five billion points for using something off "Rock The House."
September 20th, 2005
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OH SHI
September 20th, 2005
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it f*cking scared me out!!
September 20th, 2005
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YOU STOLE MY CHAOS CLOUDSONG! YOU BASTARD!
September 20th, 2005
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Speed of light is 186,000 Miles Per Second if my memory serves me correctly...
September 20th, 2005
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VGM has a point there. Because its 9 years,wed be able to evacuate...WAIT this is fake.
September 20th, 2005
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Oh sh*t, WWN! I was sh*tting myself before i saw that! lol!
September 20th, 2005
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Look right at the top, "gossip" right in the header of the page, but funny anyway
September 20th, 2005
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Oh noes! It's Dust Cloud Katrina!
September 20th, 2005
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD!!! WHY?!?!?!?!
September 21st, 2005
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I rue the day that cosmic dust dissovles the earth. I wonder how it would feel? Maybe all warm and tingly.
September 21st, 2005
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Well it's f*cking funny non-the-less
September 21st, 2005
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http://emodicksuckers.ytmnd.com/
September 21st, 2005
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Gotta love week world news.
September 21st, 2005
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Well c'mon in Men in Black the Weekly World News was the most reliable paper.
September 21st, 2005
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We're doomed.
September 21st, 2005
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I'll hand it to you for the music you picked alone. For future reference, yes, this sample is from the "I Dream of Jeannie" theme, but this cut is from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's (yeah Will Smith) song Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble
September 21st, 2005
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hahaha, omg, I almost quit college after seeing this. Whats the point of law school with only 9 years left?! Then... I saw the source. Damn you for your trickery! Funny as sh*t though.
September 21st, 2005
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Bwaaah! Weekly World News is always right!
September 21st, 2005
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JUST IN,SASQUATCH SPOTTED IN CHAOS CLOUD!!!!!!!! OMFG! WWN OWNS!
September 21st, 2005
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OMG IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S MADE UP AND STUPID, LAWLZ!!!
September 21st, 2005
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Oh noes! Maybe this one will happen, unlike the other 12 Apocalypse theories in the past century!
September 21st, 2005
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HIFIVE! :D
September 21st, 2005
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it would have been better if it said YOU GON GET CHAOS CLOUDED
September 21st, 2005
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If this were true, which is isn't--I'm just theorizing here--humanity wouuld be long dead before it got here. Why? People would commit mass suicide, and everybody would quit their job, and this would cause societies to collapse, hunger to break out all
September 21st, 2005
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At least we still have the Mayan prophecies.
September 22nd, 2005
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Yes, here are the mayan prophesies: http://conanisualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/
September 22nd, 2005
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The song is from the old TV show "Bewitched" With a bit of stuff added on.
September 22nd, 2005
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that or "I dream of jeannie"
September 22nd, 2005
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It made my dad lol.
September 22nd, 2005
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I doubt that this is actually real, but It's still pretty funny.
September 23rd, 2005
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Scared me for a good 3 seconds. ^_^ and the music is nice
September 23rd, 2005
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lol at everyone who didn't get it
September 23rd, 2005
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hey check out my part of the fad. http://mayantheory.ytmnd.com
September 23rd, 2005
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"Orbulus look! Its Unicron!" rofl..The "DIE MOTHERf*ckERS" Song would have been better, This is also good.
September 24th, 2005
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The eyes in the middle there are taken from http://yougotraped.ytmnd.com 5'd for the music and the ridiculousness of this.
September 25th, 2005
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5 for music.
September 25th, 2005
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ur so sexy ;)
September 25th, 2005
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"Then I realized that nothing can travel at the speed of sound" -botmaster4lyfe wow, are you retarted? theres land vehicles that can break the sound barrier...
September 25th, 2005
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Sonic the Hedgehog can beat the sound barrier. PIZZOWNED.
September 25th, 2005
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I sent this to all the people on my buddy list the night i saw it, and only 4 out of the 30 some people that were on figured out it wasnt real.
September 25th, 2005
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I can just see it now... "CHAOS CLOUDED!" "ow, my solar system!"
September 25th, 2005
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September 25th, 2005
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My comment got chaos clouded...
September 29th, 2005
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I Dream of Jeannie FTW.
October 6th, 2005
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that scared the **** outa of me then I saw WWN 5'd
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Wow, my birthday. Great day.
October 23rd, 2005
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O sh*tR I WAS SCARED FOR A MIN. lol fang happy birthday *WHOOOOOOOOOSHBOOM* u ded
December 25th, 2005
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It's a good thing that I'll be living in Alpha Centauri by then...
March 2nd, 2006
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Lol this got 100,000 views
March 5th, 2006
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Domo arigato.
March 21st, 2006
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Me and my friends are now replacing "pwned" with "chaos clouded." You win sir!
May 4th, 2006
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5 for music.
May 23rd, 2006
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I don't think the Orion nebula is acidic, though. :P
June 10th, 2006
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One of the most true looking false stories...
June 11th, 2006
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classic
June 16th, 2006
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9 months later and I just had to come back and favorite this site XD
July 30th, 2006
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5'd for the modified "you gonna get raped" pic.
August 12th, 2006
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"9 months later and I just had to come back and favorite this site XD" QFT
August 30th, 2006
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