Picard propositions Riker
Created on: October 9th, 2005
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Picard propositions Riker
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Astigos
October 9th, 2005
10:52:52 AM CDT
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Good but poorly stitched at points
DoctorFred
October 9th, 2005
10:55:35 AM CDT
(1)
Alright, you've earned it. 5/5 But it's a bit too long, though, and could benefit from a spontaneous "Captain...Jean Picard of the USS... Enterprise!" That would've been really funny.
concerto
October 9th, 2005
11:00:00 AM CDT
(0)
don't put in the picard song, that will ruin this. very funny, bonus points if you didn't steal it.
BrokenVisage
October 9th, 2005
11:35:57 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!!! FIVE FIVE FIVE! This will be in the top 10 for a while.
LocutusOfBorg
October 9th, 2005
11:41:01 AM CDT
(0)
haaaaaaahhahaha
swollhead
October 9th, 2005
11:44:04 AM CDT
(1)
I love how you got him to say "butt f*ck" and "blow job."
dasupalouie
October 9th, 2005
11:48:35 AM CDT
(0)
lol 5 cause it probably took u forever to put the sound clips together
Riconoen
October 9th, 2005
11:48:55 AM CDT
(1)
5 for the sheer amount of effort it must have took to piece together all those audio clips.
Magelan
October 9th, 2005
11:51:46 AM CDT
(-2)
THIS sh*t SUCKS, VOTE 1!!!
Wabi
October 9th, 2005
11:54:57 AM CDT
(0)
Damn this was nice, I laughed quite a bit. This definitely doesn't deserve anything less.
feerie
October 9th, 2005
11:58:12 AM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t thats hilarious. Propz on the sound editing yo
Speedy
October 9th, 2005
12:46:13 PM CDT
(0)
Best. Episode. Ever.
Beezleborg
October 9th, 2005
1:08:36 PM CDT
(0)
Incredibly humourous. Good job.
WarszawaScream
October 9th, 2005
10:28:52 PM CDT
(0)
That was so wrong. But so god damn funny.
byelf2007
October 10th, 2005
4:05:46 PM CDT
(1)
Just for the record, I edited down an mp3 I got which was 5 minutes long.
mortifiedpenguin
October 10th, 2005
7:10:13 PM CDT
(0)
What does Riker say that sounds like masacistic during the "sex scene"
mrgoatse
October 11th, 2005
7:28:38 AM CDT
(0)
You Win!
BrokenVisage
October 12th, 2005
8:45:12 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, you WIN! Good day Sir!
dan725
October 12th, 2005
9:01:03 AM CDT
(0)
hehehe, well, i'm wondering how long it took you to make that? rofl, unless you ripped the mp3 off of someone else's work. if so, please cite it.
HellishFiend
October 12th, 2005
1:49:11 PM CDT
(0)
easy 5
Panick
October 12th, 2005
10:50:59 PM CDT
(0)
This is just wrong, but well made. I pity the homosexual nerds i really do. You must not have much of a life to go sifting through all those episodes and mixing all the words together. Hats off to that.
Panick
October 12th, 2005
10:52:04 PM CDT
(0)
byelf2007
October 13th, 2005
5:53:57 PM CDT
(0)
The original 5-minute long mp3 I got was from the network here at Western Washington University. Dunno its origins. Sorry.
Philkensebben
October 14th, 2005
3:04:37 AM CDT
(0)
above and beyond the call of duty.
Fen
October 15th, 2005
3:13:44 AM CDT
(0)
This belongs at the top.
byelf2007
October 15th, 2005
3:26:45 AM CDT
(0)
yeah...
pie21
October 15th, 2005
9:14:47 AM CDT
(0)
LOL! So random - I laughed all the way through! 5!
madagascar69
October 16th, 2005
5:35:52 AM CDT
(0)
oll
Slappyfrog
October 16th, 2005
10:41:34 AM CDT
(0)
win, you dirty bastard.
grimaf
October 16th, 2005
9:39:10 PM CDT
(0)
Laughably f*cked up.
NovaDaveX
October 22nd, 2005
1:46:12 AM CDT
(0)
LMFAO - i love you
MacGyver0
October 22nd, 2005
8:57:58 AM CDT
(0)
A must see.
miladj
November 3rd, 2005
4:33:07 PM CST
(0)
haha
keekles
November 6th, 2005
11:37:58 AM CST
(0)
SO HILARIOUS.
ScndPistonHonda
November 7th, 2005
12:41:18 AM CST
(0)
Wow.
Tokar
November 15th, 2005
11:02:54 PM CST
(0)
Wow that is some good audio work!
smoothmedia
December 1st, 2005
1:48:55 AM CST
(0)
doesnt get much better than this
BuzzBomber
December 4th, 2005
9:20:11 AM CST
(0)
Awesome
drxgv
December 5th, 2005
11:15:21 AM CST
(0)
hahahahaha
xyad
December 6th, 2005
1:21:02 AM CST
(0)
you win
westifer
December 14th, 2005
9:11:07 PM CST
(0)
Very, very insane. I would say.. perfect. 5 up in dis
VertebreakerXJS
December 14th, 2005
10:40:45 PM CST
(0)
LOL
efour
December 19th, 2005
10:18:35 AM CST
(0)
LOl this is one of the best yet
jnorris441
December 28th, 2005
7:56:04 AM CST
(0)
Well played sir.
brdude
January 6th, 2006
3:46:58 AM CST
(0)
yes.
SouwaKwaut
January 7th, 2006
4:14:09 AM CST
(0)
BEST EVAR!!!
Shortone
January 18th, 2006
5:09:53 PM CST
(0)
an old favorite of mine, this site
misfitskater6
February 1st, 2006
4:04:16 PM CST
(0)
F**king hilarious!!!
Stonen
February 3rd, 2006
5:15:44 AM CST
(0)
LAWL!!!
lessthan3
February 26th, 2006
1:59:27 AM CST
(0)
i...thou...ght th...a...t thi...s w...as... qu...ite...fu..n...ny...but ha...s... be...en...hack...ed... to pie...ces.
froth
March 14th, 2006
7:26:06 PM CST
(0)
oh so wrong.. but 4 for the sheer effort
crackboom
March 24th, 2006
1:52:27 AM CST
(0)
mfndve
April 7th, 2006
10:29:26 PM CDT
(0)
omfg.. this is fantastic..
Kattermole
April 21st, 2006
1:41:56 PM CDT
(0)
Absolutely awesome
KairuHakubi
April 22nd, 2006
1:50:59 AM CDT
(0)
Outstanding. Audiohacking should win awards.
spedmonger
May 2nd, 2006
6:06:35 PM CDT
(0)
if i could give this a rating of 10 billion i would
furrykef
May 9th, 2006
1:40:34 PM CDT
(0)
This... this is... wow. Just f*cking wow.
MontyZooma
May 10th, 2006
5:04:51 PM CDT
(0)
Set phasers to rape! LOLOLOL
Stahlejaeger
May 10th, 2006
7:24:41 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
Umaycallusq
May 17th, 2006
1:07:57 AM CDT
(0)
nice.
modex
June 4th, 2006
2:23:32 PM CDT
(0)
kickass
NovaDaveX
June 5th, 2006
5:18:49 AM CDT
(1)
one of my favorite YTMNDs ever... absolutely hilarious
scs
June 9th, 2006
6:05:17 PM CDT
(0)
WHO THE HELL MADE THAT AUDIO IT IS AMAZING
TakeTheRedPill
June 19th, 2006
6:03:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol, holy sh*t, how long did this take you?
null1983
June 25th, 2006
11:37:03 PM CDT
(0)
I'd like to hear him say "what are you dense? are you retarded or something? Im the goddamn captain!"
Rocafella
July 4th, 2006
11:58:22 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome lmao
zero5100
July 6th, 2006
11:13:05 AM CDT
(0)
yay
kochi
July 13th, 2006
5:09:49 AM CDT
(0)
that is unholy.
ZAKK9090
July 13th, 2006
9:44:39 PM CDT
(0)
lol nice
Oldirty
July 15th, 2006
8:54:06 AM CDT
(0)
Don't listen to any of the critics. This is a fully erotic 5/5...
Onions
July 21st, 2006
7:34:53 AM CDT
(0)
I can't believe how great this is
t002tyrant
July 23rd, 2006
11:37:03 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
t002tyrant
July 23rd, 2006
11:42:20 PM CDT
(0)
hey where did my 5* go?
Frogbert
July 24th, 2006
9:58:07 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL. Words. cannot. describe. my. joy. for. this! LMAO
crashval
July 26th, 2006
7:50:05 PM CDT
(0)
YOW!
UObean
July 27th, 2006
5:57:47 AM CDT
(0)
pretty funny.
crashval
July 27th, 2006
6:13:17 PM CDT
(0)
hawt [face_drool]
ClingingMars
July 27th, 2006
6:49:02 PM CDT
(-3)
rofl even though i'm against gays this is hilarious
kingstefan
July 28th, 2006
1:25:44 AM CDT
(0)
wow
AV3
July 28th, 2006
4:01:43 PM CDT
(0)
I think you just killed me.
darkcraze
July 30th, 2006
7:56:52 PM CDT
(0)
Outstanding.
Smorfty
August 3rd, 2006
5:57:02 AM CDT
(0)
OH MY GOD! this is the best star trek ytmnd ever made
TechniQuirks
August 5th, 2006
11:33:43 AM CDT
(0)
There are times when it becomes necessary for a captain to BUTTf*ck his first officer. Sick, wrong, hillarious. you win
mediumrare
August 8th, 2006
9:58:15 AM CDT
(-1)
star trek isn't gay
FlounderFoot
August 9th, 2006
9:51:28 AM CDT
(0)
good job man
azrag
August 10th, 2006
5:21:20 PM CDT
(0)
dick and his pals testicals..... BACK OFF! THAT IS ENOUGH DAMIT!!!! You dont really think i am going to help you. THIS IS THE BEST YTMND EVA!
Improviser
August 12th, 2006
3:17:39 PM CDT
(0)
Oh. My. God. I can't imagine how long this must have taken to find all the sound clips. I lol'ed all the way through.
MarkyMark
August 12th, 2006
10:48:38 PM CDT
(0)
spamcritic
August 12th, 2006
10:50:16 PM CDT
(0)
holy crap... that is the funniest ytmnd i have EVER seen
Improviser
August 13th, 2006
9:57:51 AM CDT
(0)
Does anyone have the full version of this?
Maos
August 14th, 2006
3:12:16 PM CDT
(0)
awesome editing job
pressedtothekeyhole
August 15th, 2006
11:24:15 PM CDT
(0)
Superb! Congratulations, this is the first edition to my favorites list!
CapoRip
August 16th, 2006
8:27:27 AM CDT
(0)
I expect you'll go to hell for treating Star Trek like this.
Lloen
August 23rd, 2006
9:09:49 PM CDT
(0)
Holy mother of allah, WIN! like. awesome win. you rock!
DJFanta5t1c
August 23rd, 2006
9:18:29 PM CDT
(0)
eh, iwsh it was animated with them talking lol, not the whole thing tho (ew)
revolver86
August 23rd, 2006
9:24:52 PM CDT
(-2)
-2 for length and -2 for associating my fav band, NIN, with homos!
moosepudding
August 23rd, 2006
9:26:37 PM CDT
(0)
LOL Gay-starship-Fuel.
Rranzok
August 25th, 2006
3:20:43 AM CDT
(0)
Great.
dpmoeckel
August 25th, 2006
6:10:19 PM CDT
(0)
better than my sound editing
mstrswrd06
August 26th, 2006
9:01:07 AM CDT
(-1)
Thief. I've seen this before. Good job for not citing your sources.
Madazo
August 27th, 2006
12:54:48 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
AndySavage
August 27th, 2006
2:40:16 AM CDT
(0)
This is pretty epic dude.
Nehvlis
August 29th, 2006
7:12:29 AM CDT
(0)
W...T...F...
ValentineDoe
September 4th, 2006
2:31:11 PM CDT
(0)
Um....wow. Just....wow.
Haroshia
September 7th, 2006
3:42:31 PM CDT
(0)
Oh god...
Odin314
September 7th, 2006
3:46:01 PM CDT
(0)
"There are times when the Captain has to buttf*ck the first officer." I just stopped there, it automatically won.
cbrooks83
September 9th, 2006
3:40:46 AM CDT
(0)
If you had made this I would have given you a 5, however you didn't make it so I can't vote
captainj2400
September 9th, 2006
12:11:49 PM CDT
(0)
It is a great compilation, very amusing.
rubberspoon
September 10th, 2006
5:53:29 PM CDT
(0)
sutheiwo.,..i say
theyre-laughing-adja
September 14th, 2006
7:55:59 PM CDT
(0)
Greatest YTMND in the history of God!
allhailmighty42
September 14th, 2006
8:38:22 PM CDT
(0)
This was...um...hilarious...but it made me sad because it totally blew up my childhood.
Enterprisee
September 15th, 2006
3:13:31 AM CDT
(0)
LOTS OF WORK = WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
excusemesenator
September 15th, 2006
11:13:08 AM CDT
(0)
I think this could be by Fenandenande Lemur.
dthsqd
September 20th, 2006
2:53:16 AM CDT
(0)
wow... just wow...
greatevilbetty
September 21st, 2006
3:38:55 AM CDT
(0)
BrokenVisage
September 21st, 2006
10:31:53 AM CDT
(0)
Came back to fave this, dispite the obvious 'unknown' sound source lie
johnathanfrakes
September 28th, 2006
2:13:04 PM CDT
(0)
hmmm..... your broccoli is in danger.
homcom
October 1st, 2006
12:30:38 AM CDT
(0)
BEST DAM THING EVER!
Connor
October 4th, 2006
11:12:03 AM CDT
(0)
Gaytmnd.
bigjimdx
October 5th, 2006
3:35:16 AM CDT
(0)
"There are times it is necessary for a Captain to buttf*ck a first officer." = 5'd ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Ockman
October 9th, 2006
2:07:41 AM CDT
(0)
"Providing homosexual pleasure is not something that I like to do" "That nonsense is centuries behind us! We have a more evolved sensibility" lmao that line just makes me laugh so hard, so that's how the future is? lol
thezackpew
October 20th, 2006
1:06:56 AM CDT
(0)
"i am ordering you take it up the ass!"
WeezaY5000
December 3rd, 2006
6:34:08 AM CST
(0)
HAHAHA I am actually laughing for once!!!
DarkLadyMara
December 15th, 2006
4:06:16 AM CST
(0)
At first I was sort of meh and gave it a 3, but then it kept going and got more and more amusing. Easy 5.
the-finisher
February 8th, 2007
9:01:04 PM CST
(0)
very very funny. the badly stiched parts made it funnier for some reason :D
NedFlanders
February 11th, 2007
8:00:33 PM CST
(0)
The sound editing was stellar. And the idea is cool too! 5 Stars!
NedFlanders
February 26th, 2007
2:36:12 PM CST
(0)
SeanMcC
March 22nd, 2007
9:35:51 AM CDT
(1)
5ed. SO F*CKING WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
Bravado
April 30th, 2007
1:26:12 AM CDT
(0)
This goes on for so damned long.
montereymatt
September 3rd, 2007
3:09:56 PM CDT
(0)
This sound editing deserves an Oscar.
Turio
November 24th, 2007
11:34:25 AM CST
(1)
I'm curious as to which episode you got the word "Buttf*ck" from.
Woohoo5241
September 5th, 2008
2:57:46 PM CDT
(0)
Okay, the first sexy beat is "Head Like a Hole" by NIN...but what's the second sexy beat?
essanance
July 28th, 2009
10:54:54 AM CDT
(0)
WILL YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE
GordonFremen
December 2nd, 2009
9:46:13 PM CST
(0)
I was researching Riker sites for an idea i had, and stumbled on this gem - hilarious audio
byelf2007
May 27th, 2011
7:53:15 PM CDT
(1)
so, for the record, i remember the title of the file being "star trek degeneration" or something like that. I've looked for the original and couldn't find it. I don't want peoples thinkin I did the ridiculous amount of work necessary to make this. It's on youtube now, so I thought I'd mention this again. Someone accused me of making it up that I don't know where the original is, but has anyone found it?