The Demise Of Jek Porkins
Created on: February 2nd, 2006
The Demise Of Jek Porkins
Jek Porkins dying... (OR LIVING???)

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February 2nd, 2006
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noo, porkins!
February 2nd, 2006
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he was too fat so his x wing was slow..and an easy target.
February 2nd, 2006
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"Stay on target... stay on target..."
February 2nd, 2006
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='[
February 2nd, 2006
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Always laughed at his fat *ss exploding.
February 2nd, 2006
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actually, X-Wings lock on to fat cells, so yeah, i fail at comments.
February 2nd, 2006
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hahah i always wonder why he kept saying "I'm allright" even while his face was melting off...talk about 'Rebel Pride'
February 2nd, 2006
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Porkins' death makes me laugh every time.
February 2nd, 2006
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Yay!
February 2nd, 2006
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f*cking 5.
February 2nd, 2006
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what is that thought bubble that comes up for a second in that gif?!
February 2nd, 2006
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its okay hes alright
February 2nd, 2006
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the thought bubble looks like a ham bone lolz
February 2nd, 2006
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also BLOOFTHAAA
February 2nd, 2006
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defintally a hambone...also his tongue is kinda hangin out in the frame with the hambone
February 2nd, 2006
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it's okay, I'm alrgeiagaaia
February 2nd, 2006
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ROFL porkins
February 2nd, 2006
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http://sametimestarwars.ytmnd.com/
February 2nd, 2006
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hehe
February 2nd, 2006
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Haha. Bye, jelly-belly.
February 2nd, 2006
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I only have one thing to say... BLOOFTHAAA!
May 8th, 2006
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Bloofthaaaaaa
July 13th, 2006
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hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA favorite star wars scene ever
August 1st, 2006
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Guess a bit of chicken skin got caught in the X-Wing engine.
November 14th, 2006
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cant see what he's dreamin' aboot!
January 2nd, 2007
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ROFL the comments alone make this a fav
January 3rd, 2007
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bloofthaa. Lol
January 4th, 2007
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Still the best death in Star Wars, period.
January 4th, 2007
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lol'd for real no fooling
January 4th, 2007
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5 for "BLOOFTHAAA"
January 4th, 2007
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he says the second "no I'm alright" after he gets hit, and says it like he's in pain. Obviously, he knows he's not alright, yet claimed to be so. Thus: Porkins = BIG FAT F*CKING LIAR
January 4th, 2007
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I always loved how apt his name was.
January 5th, 2007
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Porkins
January 5th, 2007
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He farking told you to eject, but would you listen? 5'd for great justice.
January 5th, 2007
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Actually 4'd for great justice. +1 for BLOOFTHAAA
January 6th, 2007
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BLOOFTHAA ftw
January 7th, 2007
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slow it down a bit to fix the sync. That was always funny though.
January 7th, 2007
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His name fits him so well... "Jek"
January 8th, 2007
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The Golden Sh*t of Bests.
January 8th, 2007
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Porkins' demise has always haunted me.
January 8th, 2007
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Wait, what exactly killed him? I didn't see him get shot. He just blew up. Shoddy Incom ships.
January 8th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U! ^_^
January 8th, 2007
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pretty funny actually editing it so close together.
January 8th, 2007
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5'd for BLOOFTHAAA!!!!
January 8th, 2007
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If we were wise, against so great a foe Contending, and so doubtful what might fall. I laugh, when those who at the Spear are bold
January 9th, 2007
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Hey I saw that scene before! In the movie.
January 9th, 2007
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All the fat protected him,
January 9th, 2007
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its more like "IM ALRIGHTPTAHHHHHHHHH!"
January 9th, 2007
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When, I was a kid. I'd always go to Perkins restaurants thinking that I'd see Porkins. Also funny that the fat guy is named Porkins. Why not just name him fatass.
January 9th, 2007
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The guy who played him died a year ago in real life :-(
January 9th, 2007
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lol upvote... we will remember you porkins
January 10th, 2007
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You know what would have been an even better death? Jar Jar Binks. Stupid Lucas.
January 10th, 2007
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That's what happens when you press the "Make my ship explode" button.
January 10th, 2007
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HAHAH this was always my favourite part of star wars, but it's even more funny spelled out...BLOOFTHAAAAA!!!
January 10th, 2007
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5 for possibly insinuating a BLOOFTHAAA fad.
January 10th, 2007
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BLOOFTHAAA lmao!
January 11th, 2007
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lol no no im allright!!
January 11th, 2007
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TOP MEN
January 11th, 2007
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BLOOFTHAAA with style
January 11th, 2007
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Why is there no sound?
January 11th, 2007
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And by no sound, I mean why are my speakers off.
January 12th, 2007
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'Also funny that the fat guy is named Porkins. Why not just name him fatass.' LOL I remember thinking that as a kid too. This ytmnd wins for best comments:)
January 12th, 2007
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Props to any of you who can guess what other role in a LucasFilms movie where this guy played a minor role. ;)
January 13th, 2007
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PORKINS!!!!
January 15th, 2007
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[holds up a lighter] Red six down, my brother. Red six down.
January 24th, 2007
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No, I'm really alright...
February 16th, 2007
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I just noticed that he's thinking of food. I raised the vote to 5.
May 16th, 2008
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prokins sucks