Scientology Is A Religion
Created on: March 24th, 2006
Scientology Is A Religion
detoxmethod 
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I didn't make that edit of Wiki, I went there and it was like that. So don't blame me, I'm just your average *sshole.
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buddhajihad
March 24th, 2006
11:23:35 PM CST
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Ham and cheese, ham and cheese, ham and ham and ham and cheese.
ManontheEdge
March 24th, 2006
11:32:34 PM CST
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You SOCK!
ohneat
March 24th, 2006
11:33:01 PM CST
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preaching to the choir buddy
RedFrog
March 24th, 2006
11:33:16 PM CST
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I wonder if that's true. If it is... huh...
JRich
March 24th, 2006
11:34:07 PM CST
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I used to work for a bunch of scientologists :(
detoxmethod
March 24th, 2006
11:34:35 PM CST
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Still worth a try, ohneat. Reiterating is key. Reiterating is key.
evilplayer
March 24th, 2006
11:35:44 PM CST
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Thank you
Gondul
March 24th, 2006
11:35:51 PM CST
(0)
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD XENU
alexis-on-fire
March 24th, 2006
11:37:39 PM CST
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Scientology is like Plastic Surgery. Only famous people believe in it so why the hell do I care?
ChronosDestroyerOfRe
March 24th, 2006
11:38:20 PM CST
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^Indeed HAIL XENU! HAIL! HAIL!
moheevi
March 24th, 2006
11:38:22 PM CST
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you did it...soooo well..
ScndPistonHonda
March 24th, 2006
11:38:24 PM CST
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The song alone defeats scientology.
VinnyWeapons
March 24th, 2006
11:41:14 PM CST
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
SomeJerkV2
March 24th, 2006
11:48:12 PM CST
(0)
Awesome find.
alberto
March 24th, 2006
11:48:43 PM CST
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Wikipedia said it was true, don't deny it!
mmmmjournal
March 24th, 2006
11:57:27 PM CST
(0)
Fruity little club, ain't they?
namestaken454
March 25th, 2006
12:34:26 AM CST
(0)
LOL scientology...
SirLemming
March 25th, 2006
12:47:26 AM CST
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While I don't doubt its accuracy, I have to say that a Wikipedia article really isn't "research". If I wanted to defend Scientology I'd just say the article was written by some internet guy with an agenda.
Yenj
March 25th, 2006
12:52:22 AM CST
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OWNED. YTMND:7 Tom Cruise: 0
Jesuszilla
March 25th, 2006
12:53:50 AM CST
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AHAHHAHAHAHA!!! OWNED! f*ck scientology!
mrcrazyflames
March 25th, 2006
1:00:08 AM CST
(0)
the truth has come out from under the rug
gosox2005
March 25th, 2006
1:00:27 AM CST
(0)
GET THE THETONS OUT OF ME!
OmniIcyshelf
March 25th, 2006
1:01:37 AM CST
(0)
Isaac Hayes can lick some chocolate salty balls
Nall
March 25th, 2006
1:06:55 AM CST
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You realize that wikipedia is written by random internet-goers and represents opinion in place of fact, right? In any case, I don't see how this ytmnd is particular funny.
Wesyeed
March 25th, 2006
1:07:48 AM CST
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PSYCHOLOGY! I DO!!!!
mkomega
March 25th, 2006
1:17:57 AM CST
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5
Generalgm
March 25th, 2006
1:18:58 AM CST
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lol
spoofm0nkey
March 25th, 2006
1:23:43 AM CST
(0)
Holy sh*t... OWNED.
DeepDeception
March 25th, 2006
1:35:31 AM CST
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First, I outright love synth music and Howard Jones is no exception. Second, I never though Scientology was a religion to begin with. 5 Stars.
rickster
March 25th, 2006
1:41:41 AM CST
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Who didn't know this? It's a cult, an oscar winning cult.
CaptainObvious
March 25th, 2006
1:43:16 AM CST
(0)
pwnt.
tigerman
March 25th, 2006
1:44:39 AM CST
(0)
fix the image so the text doesnt run off the page.
inertiaticsp
March 25th, 2006
1:46:23 AM CST
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Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.
LupinTheThird
March 25th, 2006
1:51:57 AM CST
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And Wikipedia is not a bastion of truth in knowledge. Scientology might be bat sh*t crazy, but it is as much a religion as any other bat sh*t crazy religion.
swantz
March 25th, 2006
1:54:08 AM CST
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f*ck sceintology!
wildcrazymaniac
March 25th, 2006
1:55:12 AM CST
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its is a religion, it's just based on a giant steaming pile of horse sh*t.
Angelyne
March 25th, 2006
1:55:51 AM CST
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Duh.
Neh
March 25th, 2006
1:57:48 AM CST
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According to this article, scientology is just as real as every other religion.
juanitobandito
March 25th, 2006
2:03:25 AM CST
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Hey guys! Did you know that there's this great site called Wikipedia where every piece of information is completely true? Wait, what? It's edited by high school dropouts waiting for WOW to load? Damn.
Jimiisama
March 25th, 2006
2:04:08 AM CST
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lolz
Nall
March 25th, 2006
2:15:13 AM CST
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20051216h.jpg
Waziot
March 25th, 2006
2:29:45 AM CST
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Irrefutable proof, right here! Oh wait...
Itami
March 25th, 2006
2:33:39 AM CST
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Wiki is ALWAYS right.
Razorboy
March 25th, 2006
3:05:18 AM CST
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That's pulled out of someone's butt. I imagine it's based on the thing Reader's Digest made up a long time ago about how "Scientology was started because of a bet made against L. Ron Hubbard that he couldn't start his own religion"
OmniIcyshelf
March 25th, 2006
3:14:11 AM CST
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I'm sorry, I just don't a damn whether it's from Wiki or not. Scientology sucks balls.
damon
March 25th, 2006
3:18:38 AM CST
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WIKIPEDIA SAID IT'S TRUE SO DON'T ARGUE!!!
Swish
March 25th, 2006
3:29:57 AM CST
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Scientology is as true as any other religion
bobthemilkman
March 25th, 2006
3:33:27 AM CST
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1 because the actual wikipedia article does not (remotely) match this picture :(
stratos-the-bratos
March 25th, 2006
3:33:57 AM CST
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scientology is serious business! and sucks major ass!
rabidweasel
March 25th, 2006
3:36:48 AM CST
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Scientology and this YTMND both fall into the class of dumb things people should ignore.
robfunk
March 25th, 2006
3:45:36 AM CST
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this reminds me of when god released the locusts on tom cruise and l r on hubbard so i could have anal sex with tom's girl
Virty
March 25th, 2006
3:50:25 AM CST
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL0'dLOLOLOLOLOL
Underscore
March 25th, 2006
3:53:46 AM CST
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I don't doubt it, but if you could just find the information from any other source it would make the ytmnd 25636552x better.
kevin7676
March 25th, 2006
4:22:21 AM CST
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i really like this, but i cant five it since the words are cut off at the end
kevin7676
March 25th, 2006
4:24:04 AM CST
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and WHO CARES IF ITS WIKIPEDIA, SCIENTOLOGY SUCKS
felinoid
March 25th, 2006
4:56:02 AM CST
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True or not, Scientology needs to get pwned more often
Blackmagic
March 25th, 2006
5:43:18 AM CST
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Hubbard himself once said that Scientology was not a religion.
commodus
March 25th, 2006
5:47:07 AM CST
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too bad the text has been removed from the wiki. But anyway scientology sucks.
WVI
March 25th, 2006
5:50:22 AM CST
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Alright, I just can't stand for this anymore. Look. I'm a Scientologist myself, and after studying the religion(YES, RELIGION) for years, I can tell you everything wrong with that story. First of al--...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kidding, kidding! You rule.
MisterMonkeyman
March 25th, 2006
5:53:31 AM CST
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5ed for being the truth!
Nitros14
March 25th, 2006
6:18:03 AM CST
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Since it's reallly hard to edit any wikipedia site to say whatever you want then screenshot it before the mods change it Yes this is a wonderful YTMND.
Nitros14
March 25th, 2006
6:21:05 AM CST
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HMMMM I just looked up the wikipedia article and that sentence is mysteriously missing!
ScndPistonHonda
March 25th, 2006
6:30:00 AM CST
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Nitros, the editing came after this ytmnd was made. His screenshot is legit, and i just reverted it back on WP.
Nitros14
March 25th, 2006
6:47:26 AM CST
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It was removed because that story has been debunked frequently, OOOOOOO you can edit wikipedia too congratulations! Hey now anyone can make anything they want fact!
YouWereMyBrother
March 25th, 2006
7:06:56 AM CST
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Funny though.
ScndPistonHonda
March 25th, 2006
7:11:43 AM CST
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Looks like the scientology nazis are at it again. They keep reverting it on WP. Someone else need to revert it back because i don't want to be hit with the 3RR.
shallow
March 25th, 2006
7:15:29 AM CST
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Yes, but people can easily edit any info up there. And since scientology is a major issue right now, it wouldn't be a surprise to see that someone edited it with false info.
OMFGWTFBBQ
March 25th, 2006
7:27:54 AM CST
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Wikipedia is generally pretty accurate, seeing as all the vandalism is done by 12 year olds in AOLspeak, so it's fairly easy to ignore.
Nightmaric
March 25th, 2006
7:46:47 AM CST
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I'm laughing hard at Nitros14. Do something better than making your 'religion' look good.
koda
March 25th, 2006
8:28:14 AM CST
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Lots of stupid people out in the world...
repruhsent
March 25th, 2006
8:50:10 AM CST
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lol, scientology
zorui
March 25th, 2006
8:52:20 AM CST
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HAIL XENU, OUR LORD AND MASTER!
Mogul
March 25th, 2006
8:55:39 AM CST
(0)
Pwnt.
relam13
March 25th, 2006
9:07:09 AM CST
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Like in South Park, "Its just a scam to get money"
wolfdb55
March 25th, 2006
9:11:02 AM CST
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yeah i would believe scientology is a religion... except for the lack of something we call god. f*ck scientology.
blizzard
March 25th, 2006
9:17:27 AM CST
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Even though I support the insulting of scientology, wikipedia is not a reliable source
A2P
March 25th, 2006
9:18:51 AM CST
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Issac Hayes got owned
vinnyq
March 25th, 2006
9:19:24 AM CST
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pwned
Handshakes
March 25th, 2006
9:27:46 AM CST
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ppl who want to argue that its no crazier than any other religion: you guys got some flawless logic there. Screw Plato, random internet Atheist is far more informed.
ollj
March 25th, 2006
9:41:59 AM CST
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owned in the penis, injured bad!
owly
March 25th, 2006
9:57:53 AM CST
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Screenshot YTMNDs are tough to pull off, but "Suck it. Suck it hard." got you a 5.
Tohoya
March 25th, 2006
9:59:56 AM CST
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If you are a Christian, you are enormously hypocritical. Much as I loathe both of them, I think great overlord Xenu is a helluva lot more likely than the earth standing still for Elijah, or that the Catholics really are drinking the body and blood of Jes
Tohoya
March 25th, 2006
10:01:43 AM CST
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"its is a religion, it's just based on a giant steaming pile of horse sh*t." That makes it different from every other religion how?
Nitros14
March 25th, 2006
10:12:59 AM CST
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Yes I'm definitely a scientologist not just someone who despises wikipedia.
ScndPistonHonda
March 25th, 2006
10:14:27 AM CST
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Tohoya, Christianity is recorded as far back as records have been taken, has had countless prophecies fulfilled by an enigmatic and enthralling figure who performed miracles that thousands attested to, whos teachings and followers went on to transform the
ScndPistonHonda
March 25th, 2006
10:15:33 AM CST
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world. Tell me how scientology is on par with that.
Nitros14
March 25th, 2006
10:20:47 AM CST
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So Christianity's insane tale has had longer to build and was received by the uneducated superstitious people of 2000 years ago a lot better. So what, Scientology and Christianity are equally insane.
Dreamscythedragoness
March 25th, 2006
10:23:44 AM CST
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Giving 1 star to a good site just proves you're a waste of life ;)
ScndPistonHonda
March 25th, 2006
10:39:16 AM CST
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Nitros, they're not equally insane because scientology was created in the 20th century by some regular shmoe, has totally illogical claims, and also doesn't even claim to conflict with any other religion (which makes no sense).
Adverb
March 25th, 2006
10:53:30 AM CST
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Making fun of scientology was never funny and never will be, mainly because it has like 17 followers worldwide
parasonic
March 25th, 2006
11:06:34 AM CST
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Eat my balls, tom cruise. It shows how all of these famous actors are such obvious tools.
Torico
March 25th, 2006
11:09:27 AM CST
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If it's a scam then it's a Religion.
Nitros14
March 25th, 2006
11:32:56 AM CST
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Jesus was a regular schmoe sorry, and come on man, "There's some god in some other place that isn't here called heaven and he made the world in six days okay guys want to start a cult?". Perfectly logical.
Humphro
March 25th, 2006
11:36:43 AM CST
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So funny
Ziggy27
March 25th, 2006
11:41:07 AM CST
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Tom Cruise got owned
zyle
March 25th, 2006
11:42:46 AM CST
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ScndPiston: Know what the difference between a 'religion' (like xtianity) and a 'cult' (like scientology) is? Ans: About 200-300 years.
JiveTurkey1
March 25th, 2006
11:45:43 AM CST
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Thats why it says "Scientology is a religious movement..."
Sharlatan
March 25th, 2006
11:53:47 AM CST
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Scientology doesn't even sound believable. It's totally batf*ck insane.
OMGWTFBBG
March 25th, 2006
11:56:30 AM CST
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Got out my Lexicon Universal Encyclopedia (bought in 1989) and here's what it says: "Scientology is a quasi-scientific and religious movement that espouses the quest for effective use of the individual's mental abilities. The movement was inspired by th
OMGWTFBBG
March 25th, 2006
11:58:33 AM CST
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"...inspired by the publication of L. Ronald Hubbard's Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health."
detoxmethod
March 25th, 2006
11:59:57 AM CST
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Alright fine, if you f*ckers are so up in arms about it then how many people want me to remove it?
JBobek
March 25th, 2006
12:00:58 PM CST
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lol nice. although i trust wikipedia as far as i can throw it..
NewdNewb
March 25th, 2006
12:03:04 PM CST
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1 for WP vandalism
Youareindeedthemanno
March 25th, 2006
12:06:12 PM CST
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Thats not wikipedia vanadlism you c*nt its true...Hubbard created it to win a bet
DrNecromancer
March 25th, 2006
12:09:20 PM CST
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heinlien wrote starship troopers
Jett
March 25th, 2006
12:10:54 PM CST
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And the truth shall set you FREEEEEEEE!!!!
SirLemming
March 25th, 2006
12:11:40 PM CST
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"Alright fine, if you f*ckers are so up in arms about it then how many people want me to remove it?" Crybaby. People don't like your site. If that makes you want to remove it, fine.
SirLemming
March 25th, 2006
12:13:42 PM CST
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And the main difference between Scientology and Christianity is that Christianity is based on events that actually happened according to most historians, even though many people don't think those events were caused by God. Lord Xenu and his spirit-catche
SirLemming
March 25th, 2006
12:15:34 PM CST
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Lord Xenu and his spirit-catchers, on the other hand, are completely without ANY historical reference whatsoever. It falls into the "might as well believe anything" category.
detoxmethod
March 25th, 2006
12:15:37 PM CST
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SirLemming: You understood what I meant; I'm not going to remove it. It's just a web page on a sublime idea we call "The Internet."
SirLemming
March 25th, 2006
12:17:27 PM CST
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Not that EVERY event in the Bible is historically proven, but a lot of them are. The records of kings, the Israelites' enslavement in Egypt, the mere fact that Jesus existed, etc.
SirLemming
March 25th, 2006
12:20:49 PM CST
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detoxmethod: Um, no, I didn't understand what you meant. I didn't understand that "How many of you want me to remove it?" meant "I'm not removing it".
WilliamMark
March 25th, 2006
12:23:15 PM CST
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you have to be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains. i think all the pissed off people should storm scientology like we did ebaum's. anyone?
Pigtard
March 25th, 2006
12:23:58 PM CST
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SCIENTOLOGY KILLED CHEF!!! DOWN WITH SCIENTOLOGY!!!
detoxmethod
March 25th, 2006
12:31:42 PM CST
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I was being sarcastic.
g0ast
March 25th, 2006
12:40:19 PM CST
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...Just another reason why L.A. will be the first city destroyed in the apocolypse...
Master
March 25th, 2006
12:49:34 PM CST
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I don't see the funny
hannaisttoll
March 25th, 2006
12:51:14 PM CST
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5, not for the wiki, but because scientology sucks a fat one.
mrpibbs
March 25th, 2006
12:56:43 PM CST
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thank you
pikeoff
March 25th, 2006
12:58:25 PM CST
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Wolf103FM
March 25th, 2006
1:11:36 PM CST
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scientology is like the special olympics, something for everyone else to laugh at when they're alone but pretend to respect it in public
SSJTOM
March 25th, 2006
1:19:58 PM CST
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HAIL XENU!
fxbx
March 25th, 2006
1:31:33 PM CST
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XENU RULZ MY WERLD
Shatner3
March 25th, 2006
1:34:24 PM CST
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if its on wikipedia it must be true
Goatpuzzle
March 25th, 2006
1:40:15 PM CST
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Scientology, lol
wadlet
March 25th, 2006
1:44:19 PM CST
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Of course it's not.
TimberWolf
March 25th, 2006
1:57:19 PM CST
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scientology is f*cked, everyone who believe in it are f*cked. It's a "religion" of f*ckers.
robfunk
March 25th, 2006
2:12:25 PM CST
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whats funny is the whole version of this song sucks. but this is just so great. BUT IM NOT GOING TO FALTERRR
Option40
March 25th, 2006
2:14:51 PM CST
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Lol Never thought I would hear Howard Jones on Ytmnd. 5 stars for the excellent music choice.
Xerath
March 25th, 2006
2:16:28 PM CST
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+5 for scientology bashing. If you think scientology and Christianity are the same then you've only learned enough about both to make a passing comment about them. Scientology is quite clearly made up by a comic book writer. Historians don't even deba
Xerath
March 25th, 2006
2:17:42 PM CST
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debate the existance of Jesus
Tcpunx
March 25th, 2006
2:22:26 PM CST
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should edit encyclopedia brittanica logo over wikipedia
contrallion
March 25th, 2006
2:23:20 PM CST
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Who the hell cares if Wikipedia isn't accurate? Scientology f*cking blows. Anyone who believes in it is getting conned. "Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money." -L Ron Hubbard
FarEastWitch
March 25th, 2006
2:23:34 PM CST
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While it is true that Wikipedia is not a 100% credible source, the actual message is quite true. Scientology is a lie.
DrewBoo
March 25th, 2006
2:25:01 PM CST
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LOL it's not real like the other religions.
koda
March 25th, 2006
2:25:29 PM CST
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Xerath, that's only because they don't want to be shunned. Why offend stupid people if your job is to inform them?
Valkyrie-Skank
March 25th, 2006
2:38:31 PM CST
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Isaac Hayes: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
Borked
March 25th, 2006
2:43:23 PM CST
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I'm a Christian. Not a fundamentalist Christian. Fundamentalist Christians believe everything in the Bible. I think they're just stories to live by. Fundmentalist Christians and Scientologists can suck my dick for being so f*cking stupid. 5'd
CrazyRay
March 25th, 2006
2:51:45 PM CST
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http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.htm
Comrade4386
March 25th, 2006
2:58:04 PM CST
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Lol, Scientologist. Almost as stupid as Wiccans. Almost.
Akael
March 25th, 2006
3:16:04 PM CST
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Anyway, that could be vandalism. Though I agree with you, scientology is a pile of craptology.
pwnage
March 25th, 2006
3:16:36 PM CST
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pwned
Rhenao
March 25th, 2006
3:19:34 PM CST
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Wolf103FM: "scientology is like the special olympics, something for everyone else to laugh at when they're alone but pretend to respect it in public"
Numlax
March 25th, 2006
3:26:50 PM CST
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Scientology has over 600,000 followers worldwide, not very much compared to Christianity's 2 mil., but enough to scare the freakin' crap out of me (as well as enough to qualify it as a world religion). For Christ's (or as it may be, Xenu's) sake, people n
JoeyRizzle
March 25th, 2006
3:35:11 PM CST
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not true. fail
Gondul
March 25th, 2006
3:40:48 PM CST
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christiany has only 2 mil? riiiiight and monkeys fly outta my butt
Noobzorz
March 25th, 2006
3:42:48 PM CST
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HEADSHOT!
jp2m5
March 25th, 2006
3:42:54 PM CST
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You forgot to delete the sentence: "scientology is a religious movement." That was uber stupid. But 5 for bashing Scientology.
jp2m5
March 25th, 2006
3:44:25 PM CST
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LOL @ Numlax: "Christianity has 2 million fallowers." Wow.
Jett
March 25th, 2006
3:49:01 PM CST
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LOL @ everyone who for some reason feels the need to bring up Christianity when commenting on a YTMND involving Scientology. BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SIMILAR RITE??? :rolleyes:
SukkMyRyk
March 25th, 2006
3:51:27 PM CST
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Isaac Hayes
robot-god
March 25th, 2006
3:56:18 PM CST
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You are the best at reading Wikipedia! CONGRATZ
audiopirate
March 25th, 2006
4:13:56 PM CST
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All hail WIKIPEDIA, the worlds most reliable source of information. (and no, I am not a scientologist.)
safelunch
March 25th, 2006
4:24:58 PM CST
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fake
Extropoknight
March 25th, 2006
4:26:09 PM CST
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+2 for eliciting Christian apologetic rambling from comment kiddies.
Extropoknight
March 25th, 2006
4:28:38 PM CST
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And for the record, just because something was made up as bullsh*t doesn't meant it can't be a religion. How do you think the others got here?
davedevil16
March 25th, 2006
4:33:56 PM CST
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not saying i like scientology, but isn't every religion a steaming pile of bullsh*t? can you honesty say that Jesus, Abraham, and Muhammed made any more sense than Hubbard? all religion is a scam.
Necro99
March 25th, 2006
4:34:53 PM CST
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Robert Heinlein all the way!
monkeytrousers
March 25th, 2006
4:41:16 PM CST
(0)
THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS
Logan000
March 25th, 2006
4:47:18 PM CST
(0)
Pwnage!
Raziell
March 25th, 2006
5:20:38 PM CST
(0)
Owned.
jdun
March 25th, 2006
5:30:33 PM CST
(0)
What are you saying suck it for? You didn't write that, even though you could. Wikipedia is as credibly as your mother's fidelity. That being said, Scientology is for f*gs.
Lars-nCompany
March 25th, 2006
5:31:00 PM CST
(0)
Ha ha, you gonna get sued.
KrakaKirby
March 25th, 2006
5:31:28 PM CST
(0)
To defeat the evil lord xenu we must seize the immortality ring of Alex Chui and cast it into the fires of Mount Vesuvius, then drop a hydrogen bomb on it and have a soul crusher above it.
StationSquare
March 25th, 2006
5:43:16 PM CST
(0)
You're Glib.
Twstr709
March 25th, 2006
5:46:22 PM CST
(0)
thenerd
March 25th, 2006
5:49:22 PM CST
(0)
I knew it all along... (Well, not really, but still)
CaptainPeepers
March 25th, 2006
5:52:55 PM CST
(0)
edit.
Ormi
March 25th, 2006
5:58:39 PM CST
(0)
It needs a citation still, f*gmo.
innocentbystander
March 25th, 2006
6:03:01 PM CST
(0)
HA! Tom Cruise is a moron!
NeverGuess
March 25th, 2006
6:30:49 PM CST
(0)
Why is this on top 15.
Gamera
March 25th, 2006
6:49:05 PM CST
(0)
The downvoters need to do a little more research about scientology
azalea
March 25th, 2006
6:51:06 PM CST
(0)
Take that, Isaac Hayes!
Lethe
March 25th, 2006
6:53:38 PM CST
(0)
now tom cruise will strangle you in your sleep. and give you mouth herpes.
Kit-Silverfox
March 25th, 2006
7:01:24 PM CST
(0)
just because wikipedia is full of crap doesn't make the fact that scientology is full of crap any less true
nismo180sx
March 25th, 2006
7:02:02 PM CST
(0)
Not ZENU Dark lord ZEROMUS of the lunarians will conquer earth!
DukeOfYork
March 25th, 2006
7:15:46 PM CST
(0)
that fruity little club killed chef
G1
March 25th, 2006
7:38:20 PM CST
(0)
SUCK THAT COCK
Derbus
March 25th, 2006
7:41:52 PM CST
(0)
im not a fan of religion, and scientology flat out kills my boner
elChe
March 25th, 2006
7:58:51 PM CST
(0)
-1 for wiki-terrorism.
conormichael
March 25th, 2006
8:02:42 PM CST
(0)
f*cking lame. First 5 words in the entry: "Scientology is a religious movement". That basically contradicts this dumbass YTMND. Just because it wasn't a religion when it started doesn't mean it won't become one ever.
conormichael
March 25th, 2006
8:04:38 PM CST
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Christianity wasn't a religion when it was started. It was just some guy doing and saying some crazy sh*t. Bashing scientology is f*cking old. I like how you fail at trying to appear smart and above scientology. Lameass.
drunkpuppies
March 25th, 2006
8:16:48 PM CST
(0)
i bet tom cruise is going to sue you now
blunkhead
March 25th, 2006
8:25:36 PM CST
(0)
Pretty lame YTMND. And funny to see you don't support freedom of religion.
cycopl
March 25th, 2006
8:33:21 PM CST
(0)
If you are a scientologist you should be euthanized.
autoacat
March 25th, 2006
8:54:24 PM CST
(0)
Tom Cruise needs to see this.
Daltonofzeal2
March 25th, 2006
8:59:26 PM CST
(0)
lol its funny because its a picture of a website
Tokakeke
March 25th, 2006
8:59:41 PM CST
(0)
Not even on the Wikipedia site. Vandalism ftmfw.
luigi
March 25th, 2006
9:01:51 PM CST
(0)
Scientology bashing is old news.
Jargonecius
March 25th, 2006
9:05:35 PM CST
(0)
All the scientologists going nuts and being like "omg u r lame" That made my score as high as it is. Why don't you go ahead and threaten to sue us as per usual?
lessthan3
March 25th, 2006
9:08:59 PM CST
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can't find that information on the main scientology page. those scientologists must have edited out that their religion is taotal rubbish
JobberMcJob
March 25th, 2006
9:11:12 PM CST
(0)
Perma-5'd
Hashmeer
March 25th, 2006
9:11:34 PM CST
(0)
Well, blow me sideways...
ThinWhiteDuke
March 25th, 2006
9:20:17 PM CST
(0)
Oh snap!
SnufStyle420
March 25th, 2006
9:21:32 PM CST
(0)
I don't care if the screenshot is fake or not. The information, however, is not fake. Scientology is not even recognized by the government to be a religion. Big whoop, stfu.
masterstghm
March 25th, 2006
9:24:51 PM CST
(0)
Yay, anti-scientology!
fatman
March 25th, 2006
9:29:28 PM CST
(0)
of course... you need an imaginary being and a ridiculous set of rules to be a religion... oh wait.
jpeterson99
March 25th, 2006
10:00:35 PM CST
(0)
MREDz0rs
March 25th, 2006
10:24:12 PM CST
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Fat man you're a f*cking moron if thats your explanation, religion and cult are two different things http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Cult http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Religion
Mitchcom
March 25th, 2006
10:37:00 PM CST
(0)
Any religion that requires you to pay a fee is not a religion. 'nuff said.
Lethik
March 25th, 2006
10:53:13 PM CST
(0)
pwmnned
Bigopinion
March 25th, 2006
10:55:40 PM CST
(0)
That information isn't exactly true but it's still rediculously dumb, so the former statement is really just a moot point!
apollofury
March 25th, 2006
11:04:22 PM CST
(0)
Pwned
wolfdb55
March 25th, 2006
11:49:04 PM CST
(0)
look at what youve done. if i thought ytmnd was gonna be a religious warzone then id say f*ck it. you people need to go outside.
kevin7676
March 25th, 2006
11:58:37 PM CST
(0)
Numlax: "Scientology has over 600,000 followers worldwide, not very much compared to Christianity's 2 mil."
Geocat
March 26th, 2006
1:37:47 AM CST
(0)
Scientology LOL
ScndPistonHonda
March 26th, 2006
2:19:53 AM CST
(0)
2 mil, more like at least a billion.
ScndPistonHonda
March 26th, 2006
2:24:59 AM CST
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Actually, just looked it up. It's 2.1 billion for Christianity, 500 thousand for Scientology. http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
burst
March 26th, 2006
3:55:42 AM CST
(0)
Gay it gay gay McWhat
darkmac
March 26th, 2006
3:42:40 PM CST
(0)
People didn't know this?
Tohoya
March 26th, 2006
3:57:36 PM CST
(0)
"they're not equally insane because..." Christianity was created by some regular shmoe in the 1st century making totally illogical claims.
Tohoya
March 26th, 2006
3:59:48 PM CST
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"an enigmatic and enthralling figure who performed miracles that thousands attested to," Try "four sources of dubious worth attested to, because the miracles aren't documented anywhere but the gospels.
Hans
March 27th, 2006
12:24:50 AM CST
(0)
QFT!
nionlights
March 27th, 2006
12:53:03 PM CST
(0)
-10 for not funny, +2 for howard jones. next time, photograph your poop and it will be funnier.
hamsterninja
March 27th, 2006
2:40:46 PM CST
(0)
I FARTED.
ACredlink
April 1st, 2006
1:16:10 PM CST
(0)
On another note, historians, professors and the like also post for the majority of articles. Anything fake that is posted is reviewed and corrected.
Patriarch
April 1st, 2006
9:53:05 PM CST
(0)
You should know that Wikipedia is unreliable. 2 for the music though.
NightOption
April 21st, 2006
12:34:24 AM CDT
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And no, Christianinty and Scientology are not comparable at all. See if you you leave the catholic church, you won't have to expect getting your house broken into.
NightOption
April 21st, 2006
12:48:21 AM CDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZJBdvqAv8&search=scientology *cough*
SovietRussia
April 22nd, 2006
2:45:08 AM CDT
(0)
How is this nsfw?
h3llbring3r
May 15th, 2006
4:28:01 AM CDT
(0)
Scientology got this fact stripped. Check it out.
Ochobobo
June 1st, 2006
2:32:58 PM CDT
(0)
Excellent. I like your image source too, lol
Shaun1018
June 10th, 2006
12:12:13 PM CDT
(0)
You receive a glorious 5, inlight of the holy war that is bound to happen between scientology and YTMND.
topace3000
June 12th, 2006
6:39:25 PM CDT
(0)
This gives me a great idea...
Kookykman
June 12th, 2006
6:56:33 PM CDT
(0)
Wheee!
Cold-NiTe
June 13th, 2006
2:21:28 AM CDT
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At least Heinland had the ethics to stop. f*cking Hubbard had his goddamn cake and ate it too. "Why not?" he thought, "If idiots want to worshop me, then sh*t, let the worshipping begin." And begin it did Ron, begin it did.
mindlessfucking
June 13th, 2006
12:42:13 PM CDT
(0)
Stranger in a Strange Land had that effect on people. Thought somehow I doubt it was a contest.
Dyslexia
June 13th, 2006
5:48:48 PM CDT
(0)
http://scientologyisacultlol.ytmnd.com/
the-fag-next-door
June 13th, 2006
8:20:25 PM CDT
(0)
xenu 4 prez... :o
Philkensebben
June 27th, 2006
11:55:59 PM CDT
(0)
Heinleins best book is starship troopers
Sticky
July 7th, 2006
3:00:55 PM CDT
(0)
^^ No, that would be Stranger in a Strange Land.
somnambulated
July 19th, 2006
6:43:06 PM CDT
(0)
Well f*ck that then. Heinlein's books had more group sex and free love, man.
somnambulated
July 19th, 2006
6:49:14 PM CDT
(0)
Sticky 4 stars ^^ No, that would be Stranger in a Strange Land. I dunno man. The whole Jesus thing freaked me out.
exs10s
July 23rd, 2006
12:37:41 PM CDT
(0)
ive seen that on wiki like months ago, im surprised no one really picked up on it before
w1ngzer0
August 12th, 2006
12:54:28 AM CDT
(0)
Read Yenj's post.
MicroKusa
August 19th, 2006
5:29:40 PM CDT
(0)
lol@Scientology
dieofcolors
August 31st, 2006
4:19:02 AM CDT
(0)
ofn
Cthulhu138
September 10th, 2006
1:14:51 PM CDT
(0)
WOW YOU FOUND A PICTURE ON THE INTERNET YOU'RE THE BEST YTMNDER EVER FIVED
detoxmethod
September 10th, 2006
9:28:48 PM CDT
(0)
thanks cthulhu i really needed taht five!!!!!!111
Odin314
September 21st, 2006
1:47:52 PM CDT
(0)
That's actually true. Scientology was created as a bet.
roq
October 6th, 2006
2:15:49 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha
HungryPenguin
December 11th, 2006
12:59:03 PM CST
(0)
http://loopholeofreligion.ytmnd.com/