DON'T Call Him Mr. Anderson!! (Matrix)
Created on: April 14th, 2006
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lizardman 
notmranderson.ytmnd.com
'The One' prefers to be called by his TRUE name. If you call him 'Mr. Anderson' you'll suffer the consequences.
The Matrix
The Matrix + my vocal, uh, talents

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689 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoNotCallMePaul
596 http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ezv3e/stunning_panorama_nsfw/
238 http://t.co/6VVadWK2J0
202 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/horsed-k
166 http://search.daum.net/

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HyruleanHero1988
April 20th, 2006
12:03:41 AM CDT
(-1)
5, but nsfw, because, I mean, come on. your boss walks up behind you, and he's like, " Oh, the matrix, that was a cool movie. "call me horse-dick!" "um, you're fired." "stfu!"
HyruleanHero1988
April 20th, 2006
12:04:44 AM CDT
(0)
and the boss goes "GTFO"
fosforix
April 20th, 2006
12:08:47 AM CDT
(1)
Any joke about hore cock is a good one.
fosforix
April 20th, 2006
12:09:48 AM CDT
(0)
*horse
larsbrood
January 11th, 2011
5:00:23 PM CST
(0)
But hore cock is also funny.
assplumber
April 20th, 2006
12:10:31 AM CDT
(0)
more like "your boss walks up behind you at work and he's like, 'am i paying you to dick around? gtfo'"
JayBeemanTEHGREAT
April 20th, 2006
1:41:37 AM CDT
(0)
I gotts a spin on it! notbillejoe.ytmnd.com
JayBeemanTEHGREAT
April 20th, 2006
1:42:50 AM CDT
(-1)
notbilliejoe.ytmnd.com
JayBeemanTEHGREAT
April 20th, 2006
1:44:04 AM CDT
(0)
http://notbilliejoearmstrong.ytmnd.com/ FINALLY!
maplejet
April 20th, 2006
8:03:32 AM CDT
(0)
This is becoming a fad...we really need a new full blown fad soon.
Votey
April 20th, 2006
10:21:22 AM CDT
(0)
http://whygunther.ytmnd.com/
Terjay
April 20th, 2006
1:43:01 PM CDT
(0)
Somehow this just cracks me up :D
Spotz
April 20th, 2006
3:49:49 PM CDT
(0)
You started an awesome fad.
DaChazman
April 20th, 2006
5:42:09 PM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK FTW
Ryanonymous
April 20th, 2006
10:01:09 PM CDT
(0)
Mmhmm. We're in Phoenix/Glendale.
Bismark
April 20th, 2006
10:06:07 PM CDT
(0)
MAKE MORE OF THESE AND YOU HAVE MY UPVOTE
Duz
April 20th, 2006
10:14:57 PM CDT
(0)
LOWELZ
Ryanonymous
April 21st, 2006
1:09:09 AM CDT
(0)
Apologize to him? Having him rip his stitches to your YTMND was one of the best laughs I ever had. I went to sleep that night with an ear-to-ear smile on my face. If anything, I owe you a box of chocolates.
HurriKaty
April 21st, 2006
9:51:40 PM CDT
(0)
I literally had soda come out my mouth from that. :(
embargo
April 22nd, 2006
1:45:02 AM CDT
(-1)
lol ahah
Sticky
April 22nd, 2006
7:49:00 AM CDT
(0)
http://wheredidyourhorsedicktakeyou.ytmnd.com
Dr-Strangelove
April 22nd, 2006
1:10:46 PM CDT
(0)
This one gets me every time.
junkat
April 22nd, 2006
3:46:13 PM CDT
(-1)
55555 laughed
pliskin-ah
April 22nd, 2006
4:46:35 PM CDT
(0)
don't post your lameass 'horsedick' sites here you f*cking tards
ytmnd1337
April 22nd, 2006
9:00:46 PM CDT
(0)
I made a parody at mynameis5.ytmnd.com. I also updated mynameis4.ytmnd.com, now with extra Alex Trebek!
GeneralTylerDurden
April 23rd, 2006
2:19:19 AM CDT
(0)
im not sure why, but this is damn funny!
Fusion23
April 23rd, 2006
12:13:20 PM CDT
(-1)
LMAO!!!!!!AHAHAHAH
KnexusNights
April 23rd, 2006
5:56:13 PM CDT
(-1)
huh?
g2dopeicp
April 23rd, 2006
9:45:56 PM CDT
(0)
lol i dont know why this is so funny but i cant stop laughing everytime i head "HORSEDICK"
g2dopeicp
April 23rd, 2006
9:48:31 PM CDT
(0)
*hear even.
BTape
April 24th, 2006
3:38:53 AM CDT
(0)
heh, forgot to comment. :)
TheCuza
April 24th, 2006
5:16:51 PM CDT
(-1)
5 for randomness
RandomDragoonKain
April 24th, 2006
7:40:19 PM CDT
(0)
My name...is HORSE DICK.
armoballa313
April 26th, 2006
12:44:37 AM CDT
(0)
this ytmnd has started the strangest fad
kungfooligan
April 26th, 2006
12:47:19 AM CDT
(0)
The funniest thing about his is how it still plays the dramatic music after he says horse dick. Good job.
Peepsalot
April 26th, 2006
1:48:00 AM CDT
(0)
I like this. http://emofightclub.ytmnd.com/
dolfan4life
April 29th, 2006
1:08:18 PM CDT
(0)
hahahh is that really your voice? if it is, use your um..talent for more ytmnds!!
trazcure
April 29th, 2006
8:57:32 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!!!!!! HORSE DICK FTW
moheevi
May 10th, 2006
4:23:02 AM CDT
(0)
faved
gtorisu9se
May 10th, 2006
4:24:54 PM CDT
(0)
favorite....d
heartc0re
May 10th, 2006
11:45:03 PM CDT
(-3)
awful.
ziptal
May 11th, 2006
3:14:59 AM CDT
(0)
Other-Guy
May 11th, 2006
6:33:11 PM CDT
(0)
lol, d*ck!
Barcode711
May 11th, 2006
7:50:49 PM CDT
(0)
Unbelievably hilarious. I take back that 'only good horse dick ytmnd' comment.
Generalgm
May 16th, 2006
6:07:06 PM CDT
(-1)
lol
J-Man
May 17th, 2006
12:09:21 PM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
Really really bad. Honestly.
Polishwonder74
June 5th, 2006
8:02:03 PM CDT
(0)
miramarjuice
June 27th, 2006
7:58:55 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
davethebrave
June 27th, 2006
1:46:22 PM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK BEGINS
Assmaster
June 30th, 2006
4:21:33 PM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK!
conanthelibrarian
July 5th, 2006
12:02:39 PM CDT
(0)
we need to make more of these horse dick ytmnds
trogg
July 7th, 2006
9:58:55 PM CDT
(0)
5 for starting the greatest non-nedm fad ever
b2lskirnir
July 18th, 2006
5:15:03 PM CDT
(0)
Best idea ever
Torqumada
July 27th, 2006
3:27:45 PM CDT
(0)
i really like this...
LoadMan
August 3rd, 2006
8:59:15 AM CDT
(0)
I don't know why more ppl don't appreciate this fad (when it's well executed, such as this)
omar
August 10th, 2006
10:40:25 AM CDT
(0)
My whole life is based now on "Horsedick"!
Adino
August 11th, 2006
10:06:14 AM CDT
(0)
rofl
woMan71
August 17th, 2006
6:30:33 PM CDT
(0)
I know I'm an NEDM f*ggot, but will someone please make an NEDM site with this?
Spider--Man
August 26th, 2006
2:16:55 PM CDT
(0)
Birth of teh Horse Dick
The-wwwyzzerdd
August 30th, 2006
3:56:46 PM CDT
(0)
Neo = Mr. Hands
thesearethedays
September 17th, 2006
12:11:30 PM CDT
(0)
teh original
bmecoli
September 17th, 2006
4:54:14 PM CDT
(0)
aaah the original! *faved*
Warkid1993
September 18th, 2006
3:58:22 PM CDT
(0)
HIS NAME.. IS HORSEDICK?
colin1617
September 28th, 2006
8:36:43 PM CDT
(0)
this is one of the greatest ytmnds ever created.
tricolor
October 10th, 2006
12:03:49 PM CDT
(0)
Mugification
October 10th, 2006
8:06:35 PM CDT
(1)
HOOORSE DICK!
splapped
October 13th, 2006
1:02:56 AM CDT
(0)
No words to explain how funny this is.
xcrissxcrossx
October 14th, 2006
8:13:45 AM CDT
(0)
The site that started one of my favorite fads
Cactuarlord
October 29th, 2006
1:16:48 PM CST
(0)
Haha, horsedick. Original, very original. I love it.
Warkid1993
October 29th, 2006
10:19:08 PM CST
(0)
lol
ac6517
November 9th, 2006
4:14:29 PM CST
(0)
HORSE DICK FTW i can't believe i never saw this original horse dick, i thought another one was the original
kydoty
November 30th, 2006
1:14:29 PM CST
(0)
5 for original horse dick!
DRdude
December 20th, 2006
12:31:28 AM CST
(0)
YEA
DRdude
December 25th, 2006
2:26:50 AM CST
(0)
Die Downvoters
RESPONDER
December 29th, 2006
9:08:09 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TsukasaElkKite
January 1st, 2007
4:37:53 PM CST
(0)
I LAWLED ^_^
abdo
January 29th, 2007
1:45:55 PM CST
(0)
please answer me this question. where does the line "horse d***" come from? is it from a film/ tv show? did u make it up yourself? what's the dealio?
Little-Rena
February 1st, 2007
3:41:10 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHA!
C-Euro
February 8th, 2007
10:42:07 PM CST
(0)
So this is the original horse dick? Well then.
Larry-Foulke
February 8th, 2007
10:59:03 PM CST
(-1)
^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
ddiknad
February 9th, 2007
6:54:17 PM CST
(0)
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BTape
February 9th, 2007
7:33:12 PM CST
(0)
It's sad this is only 4.04 :(
Geezy
February 9th, 2007
8:31:02 PM CST
(0)
haha, the original. Here's your overdue five, and I'll throw in a fav.
lizardman
February 9th, 2007
8:40:24 PM CST
(0)
Any particular reason why this has quadrupled in views today?
m00
February 9th, 2007
8:58:06 PM CST
(0)
^ anderson.ytmnd.com (which made Top Viewed) cited notmranderson as a source.
m00
February 9th, 2007
8:59:14 PM CST
(0)
also 5
lizardman
February 9th, 2007
9:17:23 PM CST
(0)
^Gotcha. Thanks.
JohnnieComeLately
February 14th, 2007
8:29:14 PM CST
(0)
Is this the first horsedick? Wow. Kudos to you.
TsukasaElkKite
February 20th, 2007
1:00:32 PM CST
(0)
This just keeps getting funnier and funnier
woMan71
February 23rd, 2007
11:15:02 PM CST
(0)
This should be the site that defines YTMND, not Sean Connery, not Picard, not Blue Balls. Mere mortals compared to this greatness!
Bupo
March 4th, 2007
4:41:17 AM CST
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
productno49
March 17th, 2007
8:48:08 PM CDT
(1)
Don't f*ck with horse dicks!!!
BENTON
April 11th, 2007
7:30:25 PM CDT
(0)
PinkUniscorn
April 14th, 2007
3:14:24 PM CDT
(0)
win!
smoothmedia
May 13th, 2007
8:48:35 AM CDT
(0)
First horsedick evar
Akrom
June 25th, 2007
12:04:47 AM CDT
(0)
LAWWWWWWWWWWl
rodrod
July 4th, 2007
7:43:17 PM CDT
(0)
horse dick = win every time
jman99999
July 26th, 2007
8:13:48 PM CDT
(0)
My name... is HORSEDICK!!!
Improviser
August 16th, 2007
3:01:45 PM CDT
(0)
Best site ever?
prairiedogeric10
October 23rd, 2007
8:20:19 PM CDT
(0)
wow, you started a monster
ytcracker
March 4th, 2008
5:26:17 AM CST
(3)
this is probably the single greatest ytmnd of all time
FowderSoap
July 12th, 2008
1:04:43 PM CDT
(-2)
My name... is HORSEDICK!
Flameman
July 8th, 2009
11:25:22 PM CDT
(-2)
XD This never gets old!
DarthWang
October 14th, 2012
5:21:55 PM CDT
(1)
6 for original
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