The Emperor's Ultimate Weapon!
Created on: April 22nd, 2006
The Emperor's Ultimate Weapon!
The Emperor shockingly reveals that his ultimate weapon is ARMED AND OPERATIONAL! Updated the sound-- (*the original is back by popular demand*), the title (so it's less suspect) as well as the gif (so it's clear there are two 'spaceballs').

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April 22nd, 2006
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its "emperor" not "emporer". try again!
April 22nd, 2006
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5'd for horse dick
April 22nd, 2006
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1'd for horse dick
April 22nd, 2006
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fix spelling. also pretty good, i didn't see it coming till just before he said it.
April 22nd, 2006
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the horsedick is hilarious.
April 22nd, 2006
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Bonus for finding a ship the shape of a penis to tack on the death star.
April 22nd, 2006
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i see what you did there...you gonna do a remix or what?
April 22nd, 2006
(-2)
Ha ha, its funny because PEE PEE VAGINA LOLOLOL
April 22nd, 2006
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i dont care how many times this is done, its hilarious every time.
April 22nd, 2006
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HORSE DICK
April 22nd, 2006
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I don't like the "horse dick" part. Besides that, it was a good rip of a video... not really a YTMND.
April 22nd, 2006
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Best "Horsedick" so far.
April 22nd, 2006
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Only ONE comment on the gigantic phalic battle station that blows a planet to smithereens? I guess YTMNDers really HAVE seen it all! lol
April 22nd, 2006
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To think Lizardman went from making lame *ss Mariah Carey YTMNDs to great stuff like this.
April 22nd, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
April 22nd, 2006
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I hate how my horsedick YTMNDs never go anywhere but I will fully support all horsedicks.
April 22nd, 2006
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that creepy fireguy with the black-knight helmet firing a lazer from a mashup of the deathstar and some ship that symbolizes a horse dick? Its YTMNDS like this that i live for.
April 22nd, 2006
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Hmm
April 22nd, 2006
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I saw this coming a mile away, and still loved every minute of it.
April 22nd, 2006
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you are god my friend GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HORSEDICK FTW!!!!!!!!!!
April 22nd, 2006
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needs a real horse dick to get a 5
April 22nd, 2006
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Oh My f*cking GOD! I almost spit punch all over my f*cking monitor. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA f*ckING HILARIOUS, **5'd**. At least alarm us of how funny your YTMND is before hand.
April 22nd, 2006
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i love this self-fad
April 22nd, 2006
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I really love the horse dick and all, but the joke kinda dies when the first HORSE DICK remains the only one. Throw in an image or two and my five is yours.
April 22nd, 2006
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HORSEDICK
April 22nd, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 22nd, 2006
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I love these things!
April 22nd, 2006
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Using the Death Stars from Episodes IV and VI as testicles = instant win
April 22nd, 2006
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I TOLD U U'D HAVE MY UPVOTE. NOW KEEP MAKING MORE, MORE MORE!
April 22nd, 2006
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LOL, wasn't expecting that XD
April 22nd, 2006
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o man didnt c that comin
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Good work, keep 'em coming!
April 22nd, 2006
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I honestly like the first two (Batman & Neo) better. Because in those, Horsedick was a name they chose for themselves.
April 22nd, 2006
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Like, "I'm going to be a badass hacker (or superhero). What pseudonym could I use that conveys a sense of reverent awe and mystery...? I got it! HORSEDICK!"
April 22nd, 2006
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This is the worst fad ever...
April 22nd, 2006
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LOL DID HE JUST SAY HORSE DICK?! THAT' S COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE!
April 22nd, 2006
(-1)
5'd. Horsedick.
April 22nd, 2006
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Looks like horsedick has meme potential as the new Hassan: ie. showing up when it's least expect- AYYLAYLEEAHLAYLEAHHHH...
April 22nd, 2006
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completely unexpected, as usual
April 22nd, 2006
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5 for amazing fad
April 22nd, 2006
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It's retarded and not funny.
April 22nd, 2006
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i lolled a bit...
April 22nd, 2006
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not funny
April 22nd, 2006
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Have another star! =D
April 22nd, 2006
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nice job again
April 22nd, 2006
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Now witness the power of this FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL...
April 22nd, 2006
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lol wut
April 22nd, 2006
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These horse dick sites are so stupid.
April 22nd, 2006
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why is this on top 15?
April 22nd, 2006
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-3 for sh*tty horsedick fad
April 22nd, 2006
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for some reason when i saw the title i thought it was going to be horsedick.
April 22nd, 2006
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clever
April 22nd, 2006
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Horse dick.
April 22nd, 2006
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I hate to admit it, but this one finally won me over to horsedick. Ouch! I think i just felt myself get stupider.
April 22nd, 2006
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I hate to admit it, but this one finally lost me over to horsedick. Ouch! I think i just felt myself get stupider.
April 22nd, 2006
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Humor and predictability are inversely proportional in the case of 'horse dick' :(
April 22nd, 2006
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it didnt fit his voice at all... i LOVE the first 2, but this one doesnt do it for me. batmans voice just fit so perfect...
April 22nd, 2006
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still funny but it works better when it actually sounds like the voice (batman and neo)
April 22nd, 2006
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lol, Horsedick
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Awesome.
April 22nd, 2006
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i love using a corellian corvette as a horse dick, but the ambiguity of the title made me suspect something. i didn't know it would be horse dick, but i knew something was coming
April 22nd, 2006
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lolz, 5
April 22nd, 2006
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horsedick=funniest fad ever.
April 22nd, 2006
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lol
April 22nd, 2006
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massive win.
April 22nd, 2006
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lol horsedick lol
April 22nd, 2006
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...Yeah, even with the graphical additions? It's still not funny.
April 22nd, 2006
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horsedick = instant winner.
April 22nd, 2006
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XD Unexpected and the voice saying horse dick sounded nothing like the emperor which made it even more random.
April 22nd, 2006
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I saw it coming a mile away, and I was still rolling around in laughter.
April 22nd, 2006
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lol horsedick
April 22nd, 2006
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Amazing; I logged in to 5 this
April 22nd, 2006
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omg you updated it, even more funnier! 7'd!
April 22nd, 2006
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noob downvoters, this YTMND is the greatest. Please make more lizardman
April 22nd, 2006
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unexpected horse dick!!!
April 22nd, 2006
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HAHAHAHA!
April 22nd, 2006
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skeet skeet after the explosion would be good, and btw, 5 FOR HORSE DICK!!!
April 22nd, 2006
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YOU WIN!! I've been waiting for more horse dick sites! My monitor is now covered in my saliva thanks to you. Thank you sir, well played.
April 22nd, 2006
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I dont get it, why are these funny?
April 22nd, 2006
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You should change his voice to original matrix one, yeah it wouldn't sound like him, but it'd be funnier :) Still hilarious though!
April 22nd, 2006
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horse dick is not funny.
April 22nd, 2006
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The visuals got me.
April 22nd, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
April 22nd, 2006
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5'd for horse dick
April 22nd, 2006
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1'd for stupid fad.
April 22nd, 2006
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oh noez!
April 22nd, 2006
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Different people are going to have to carry this Hassan-style fad on. Any future YTMNDs by lizardman are going to make people expect another horse dick surprise. ^^
April 22nd, 2006
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Thats a great Idea lol
April 22nd, 2006
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http://medievalhorsedick.ytmnd.com
April 22nd, 2006
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This horse dick stuff is getting really STUPID.. Other fads I can handle a little, but this.. SUCKS. >_< God, I hate this fad.
April 22nd, 2006
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Huh, did you change the way that Horse dick was said? It sounds a little lighter, more in tune with the Emp's voice. I liked the old one better.
April 22nd, 2006
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4-1 for spelling emperor wrong = 3
April 22nd, 2006
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the best horsedick site by far
April 22nd, 2006
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Holy sh*te, that totally caught me off guard. Fix the spelling, and I'd five this if it was his actual voice.
April 22nd, 2006
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Perfect execution. Horsedick sites work only when you don't expect it at all.
April 22nd, 2006
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I fixed the spelling hours ago, I wonder why people still seem to think it's mispelled?
April 22nd, 2006
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Oh, and people haven't come to a concensus whether they want it to sound more like the emperor's voice or keep the original. I'll keep it how it is currently... for now
April 22nd, 2006
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a corellian corvette does not a horse dick make.
April 22nd, 2006
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I hate this fad above all others.
April 22nd, 2006
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The speedup has made this a vast improvement.
April 22nd, 2006
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These always surprise me...
April 22nd, 2006
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This is my favorite fad of all time.
April 22nd, 2006
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4'd because I always thought the weird *ss Death Star gunner helmets kicked ass.
April 22nd, 2006
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I laughed soo hard! Horsedick FTW!
April 22nd, 2006
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I knew that that was coming. Fived for Space 1999
April 22nd, 2006
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its good its good
April 22nd, 2006
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I noticed one problem. "Horse dick" needs to be said in a British-type accent in order for this to work.
April 22nd, 2006
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Took 1 second to realize what he was gonna say, and ... not that funny.
April 22nd, 2006
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I am so gay.
April 22nd, 2006
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It's crude, but I couldn't stop laughing.
April 23rd, 2006
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LMFAO @ VOICE OVER. HOORAY SUBTLENESS.
April 23rd, 2006
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OH man, please do not stop the horse dick sites
April 23rd, 2006
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The high pitch is closer to the emporer's voice but, perhaps its a little too high. HORSE DICK.
April 23rd, 2006
(-1)
What the f*ck? This doesn't make any sense.
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
That made me ROFL!
April 23rd, 2006
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horse dick!!! Hhhahahahahahaha nice 10/10
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
GENIUS!
April 23rd, 2006
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horse dick!
April 23rd, 2006
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meh, It's OK, too bad the emperor isn't dancing in butter. now THAT would be 5 worthy
April 23rd, 2006
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very stupid
April 23rd, 2006
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automatic 1 for voice-over, whether or not it's yours
April 23rd, 2006
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err .. i clicked 5 stars out of habit .... you got lucky .. this time
April 23rd, 2006
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at first I hated this, now I think it's genius
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creative
April 23rd, 2006
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Horse dick.
April 23rd, 2006
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lol
April 23rd, 2006
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stupid!
April 23rd, 2006
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OMG! It's officially a fad now.
April 23rd, 2006
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lol, 5/5 stars
(0)
pretty lame
April 23rd, 2006
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juvenile
April 23rd, 2006
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haha, the horse dick fad is retarded, but that was really funny
April 23rd, 2006
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Isn't this stolen or something? Or maybe the other guy stole it... FTW... 5 since it's good anyway.
April 23rd, 2006
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Oh wait ... he just changed the title...
April 23rd, 2006
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saw it coming
April 23rd, 2006
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5 for horse dick.
April 23rd, 2006
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April 23rd, 2006
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hey thats my penis!
April 23rd, 2006
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Damn... it is funnier if you don't expect it. Viva la horsedick!
April 23rd, 2006
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No funny for you.
April 23rd, 2006
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Warning: There is NO spoon!!! Details to follow...
April 23rd, 2006
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HAHHahhAHahH HoRSE DiCk!1!!!1 LOLOLOLOL
April 23rd, 2006
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Another great horse dick.
April 23rd, 2006
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an equine phallus is very humorous, especially as a weapon!
April 23rd, 2006
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I got bored of just the idea.
April 23rd, 2006
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lawl, Corellian Cruiser is the horse dick.
April 23rd, 2006
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LOL
April 23rd, 2006
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heh, funny but getting stale
April 23rd, 2006
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I'm not sure about this fad, but as soon as he said "witness the firpower of this ... horsedick" I wanted to see that power. You, my friend, delivered.
April 23rd, 2006
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1'd for horse dick
April 23rd, 2006
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I LOL'led
April 23rd, 2006
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Oh dear...
April 23rd, 2006
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5'd for Horse Dick, never realized that those corellian ships do look like penises...hmmm....
April 23rd, 2006
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I like
April 23rd, 2006
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1'd for horse dick
April 23rd, 2006
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I thought the Matrix one was pretty funny, but not worth making into a fad. Gets old fast.
April 23rd, 2006
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horse dick ftw
April 23rd, 2006
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You should have left the horse dick clip alone and not alter it.
April 23rd, 2006
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not funny
April 23rd, 2006
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1'd for horse dick
April 23rd, 2006
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I lol'ed. 5
April 23rd, 2006
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Lol! Niice.
April 23rd, 2006
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My fully armed and opperational Human D*ck salutes you.
April 23rd, 2006
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why does only your site have that loading thingy?
April 23rd, 2006
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well, looks like horse dick is gonna be a new fad
April 23rd, 2006
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I'm getting tired of the horse dick.
April 23rd, 2006
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The "Horsedick" fad is completely imamture. And it really takes a lot to make me laugh over such a word, yet you have succeeded to do so. You win a 5!
April 23rd, 2006
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i lol'd
April 23rd, 2006
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I liked the ship :)
April 23rd, 2006
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needs actuall horsedick and original "horsedick" sound clip
April 23rd, 2006
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By popular demand, the original soundclip is back!
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
Why is this so funny?!
April 23rd, 2006
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the horsedick fad has begun.... "HORSEDICK MOTHAf*ckA DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?"
April 23rd, 2006
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not funny the second time
April 23rd, 2006
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word, horse dick. uniqueish application.
April 23rd, 2006
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I would never, EVER, guessed that.
April 23rd, 2006
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XD
April 23rd, 2006
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1 for effort
April 23rd, 2006
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Horsedick > your god
April 23rd, 2006
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Never saw it coming.
April 23rd, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA
April 23rd, 2006
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Walt Disney the Flesh-Eating Robot DOES NOT approve of this site.
April 23rd, 2006
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no.
April 23rd, 2006
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I sure didn't like this, so I think I'll give it a 1
April 23rd, 2006
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5 for a republic corvette -2 for calling the esteemed corvette a horsedick
April 23rd, 2006
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WTF
April 23rd, 2006
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horse dick? more like horse duck, more like horse suck, amirite.
April 23rd, 2006
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wonderful!
April 23rd, 2006
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Goddammit, I will predict one of your horsedicks eventually.
April 23rd, 2006
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horse dick it back!
April 23rd, 2006
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not funny, don't try anymore
April 24th, 2006
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It was NEVER funny.
April 24th, 2006
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Yes. More Horse Dick.
April 24th, 2006
(1)
Jesus chrsit, I fell for it again.
April 24th, 2006
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it's hilarious the way you say it. more horse dick plz.
April 25th, 2006
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5 for idea, -1 for no actual horse dick
April 29th, 2006
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if i could ever love a man, it would be you
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Ahah!
August 11th, 2006
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0_o
November 9th, 2006
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5'd if you would have put a horse dick instead of the green beam
November 25th, 2006
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hahaha fan f*cking tastic! also because you are a lizardman 5! good times on those forums.
December 28th, 2006
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funny, but shouldn't the beam be white?
July 26th, 2007
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and it should cream the planet not blow it up
January 1st, 2007
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I LAWLED ^_^
August 24th, 2007
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FTW