America Vs. Canada
Created on: May 8th, 2006
America Vs. Canada
America Vs. Canada is an EPIC battle!

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May 8th, 2006
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concurrently. In fact, no society can even take excessive offshoring of manufacturing alone.” According to Hindery, offshoring serves the short-term interests of shareholders and executive pay at the long-term expense of US economic strength. Hindery n
May 8th, 2006
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You're either upset or very childish...why else would you be cursing every few words? Seriously, either have a civilized arguement or come back when your balls drop.
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oh wait maybe its a fact in your mind but its an opinion to any normal person
May 8th, 2006
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Chiefofdeath: Pointing out that solipsism and/or appeal to consequences fallacies mean f*ck-all in an exchange is not an opinion, it's a fact.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: I don't have to conform to your arbitrary, self-serving definition of "civility" as long as my FACTS are correct, which they are. Now deal with them or get lost.
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Ok everything you say is a fact since you know all.
May 8th, 2006
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*sigh* Ok, you're obviously not writing your self proclaimed god facts that the world should accept, so shut up or come up with something origional.
May 8th, 2006
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Chiefofdeath: Nice strawman fallacy, little man. Nothing I haven't seen before, and no more effective than the last retard who used it on me.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: Are you taking special courses? I can't think of a single academic who would disregard an argument because he didn't like it. That would be a FALLACY. Now deal with the facts or go back to stumbling in the dark.
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lol so more than 2 people disagree with you? thats not surprising
May 8th, 2006
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You've seen that before huh? So at least we're not the only ones annoyed at your egotistical attitude, lack of intelligence and plagerism. I say it again, speak your OWN mind or shut up.
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Btw bitching on a website wont help the economy at all. Go get a job.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: Seriously, do you think that this is what educated professionals say to one another? Not liking something because you consider it "unoriginal" dosen't make it invalid.
May 8th, 2006
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Is he even old enough to get a job?
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Good night! have fun
May 8th, 2006
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Chiefofdeath: Prove I don't already have a job, first. And then, consider moving on to proving that I'm an American citizen, for that matter.
May 8th, 2006
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Look moron, we're 2 people on the internet, far from professionals, and you're obviously far from the point where one can argure without getting bs as a response. And when did I say I didn't like it? I just said shut up.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: Are you old enough to know what "argumentum ad hominem" is? Or character assassination? Or is age even a factor? Maybe you're too stupid to ever learn what they mean? You don't seem to be able to tell the diff between "fact" and "entertainment
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If you're not an American citizen... then shut up? Honestly you mean nothing to us. G'night
May 8th, 2006
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Ok, if you're not an american, what are you? What job do you have? And if you're not one of the citizens of one of the countries that we owe trillions of dollars to, kindly shut up.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: So now pointing out fallacies and citing respectable information is "bs", is it? Why? Because you don't like what it proves? GROW. THE. f*ck. UP. And get your head out of the sand.
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Bumping vote up to 2 for this tragic internet-arguement.
May 8th, 2006
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Chiefofdeath: Your ad nauseum arguments seem to suggest otherwise.
May 8th, 2006
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"Bumping vote up to 2 for this tragic internet-arguement" You're welcome Xider :-P lol
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: I'm a Canadian student, not that it has any relation to topic, namely that America is a joke economically and waiting to cave in from within.
May 8th, 2006
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SecretPolice: Yeah, because this argument would be SOOO much more profound in real life or over the phone.
May 8th, 2006
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LMFAO you're a canadian! My god, I pity you. So now that we've established that you have no right to argue over something that does not concern you, (other than the FACT that canada is the largest US state) shut up.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: Nice to have some comforting myths on hand when reality is less than pleasant, I see. The fact is, America is a dinosaur falling behind the rest of the world, no matter whose mouth that info comes from. DEAL WITH IT. No fallacies.
May 8th, 2006
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You're telling me to grow up yet you're the one who wont listen to anyone's opinion and is using curses to get your point accross. In my mind if you have to result to insulting someone in an argument you just lost.
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came back to look at this.. lmao. Was there really any reason for you to go off like this? To make yourself feel good or something? Are you ok?
May 8th, 2006
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My nationality has no bearing on the validity of that information, to say nothing of how much better the Canadian economy is than the US.
May 8th, 2006
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What reality are you in? Canada only exists because throughout history they've gotten easy trade with either the US, UK or france. Most Canadian cities are near the US border. The US dollar is widely accepted in Canada's curreny, take that out and Canada
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: See, that's your problem: IN YOUR MIND. Facts don't change from one mind to another, THEY ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE FACTS!!! And the fact is, America is crumbling!!! What does it take to make you understand this?????
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Ok so what if you have a better economy.. but boasting about it you're just making yourself look like crap man. honestly let this die already
May 8th, 2006
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"The US dollar is widely accepted in Canada's curreny" Uh, and this nugget of econo-babble means WHAT, exactly?
May 8th, 2006
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-dies. Dude, reread my comments, I NEVER once agreed or disagreed with you, my point is was and always shall be 'shut up'.
May 8th, 2006
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Why is this NSFW'd?
May 8th, 2006
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Canada only exists because throughout history they've gotten easy trade with the US" WRONG. "Name one thing the Americans import from us that they don't need." -Jean Cretien
May 8th, 2006
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"The US dollar is widely accepted in Canada's curreny" Uh, and this nugget of econo-babble means WHAT, exactly?" You're so stupid! You're complaining about how the US economy is dying, I say how if the US goes under, Canada goes too, and you ask what t
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: I know you never once "agreed or disagreed" with me, you just told me to shut up because, like, I was being a total buzzkill, dude. Having brains is totally un-radical. Understand why I'm being so condescending yet?
May 8th, 2006
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-that has to do with anything?! Shut up...or at least stop contradicting yourself.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: What you said seems to suggest that US dollars fit nicely into the monetary bills we mint. Crack an economics book sometime in the future, don't rely on technobabble.
May 8th, 2006
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"Understand why I'm being so condescending yet?" Because you can't stand anyone's voice if it's not your words coming out of their mouth. That inferioty really should be looked at...
May 8th, 2006
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If your economy went under, we'd still trade with whatever was left of your impoverished country, we'd just have to ship more to Europe and Asia. You NEED the products you import from us, like it or not, and we're always going to be the cheapest no matter
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Seems to me like someone is upset because America pwns canada in this YTMND. (in this ytmnd thats all im saying so dont flip out and go off for the next 9 hours)
May 8th, 2006
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Inferiority complex*
May 8th, 2006
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"Because you can't stand anyone's voice if it's not your words coming out of their mouth." Again, perhaps a comforting mental image for you, but by no means true. Again, do you understand why I'm being so condescending yet?
May 8th, 2006
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Actually, the cheapest would be all the products made by child labor in third world countries.
May 8th, 2006
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*no matter how seemingly exorbitant our prices may appear. Kind of like how you can't resist cheap foreign labor to make a quick buck off of, despite the blow it deals your economy. Addiction to luxury will do that, I guess.
May 8th, 2006
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I just told you why. You're an arrogant spoiled child who never knows when to stop. You're one of those people who will never listen to anyone else. Get out of the gene pool.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: Good one, child labor is an excellent source of lumber and oil! Turn the children into raw resources you would otherwise import from Canada, is that what you're suggesting????
May 8th, 2006
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Oh, boohoo, me and my facts are soooo mean, whatever will you do. How's about this for an idea: grow the hell up, get a grip on reality, and stop shutting out facts because you find them unpleasant. You and the universe will get along a hell of a lot bett
May 8th, 2006
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Anyway I'm done. Whenever you decide to come up with your own thoughts and ideas and stop plagerizing, let me know. I wonder how you react when people stop telling you to be quiet and ignore you.
May 8th, 2006
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What a baby...lmao I wonder if you even know how the world market works...
May 8th, 2006
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LOL, trying to misconstrue citing material as plaguerism. I guess all researchers are plaguerists then? Anyone who has ever referred to the Laws of Thermodynamics or the Supply-Demand graph of an economy is a "plaguerist", are they?
May 8th, 2006
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Last thing, I'd like to know the name of the website that you're copying and pasting this from. Your facts need to be verified in some way other than "IM RIGHT WAAAA"
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: I wonder if you can stop bluffing your knowledge of this matter with a few CNN buzzwords that appear to have some kind of economic importance.
May 8th, 2006
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I'm waiting for a source. No source means bullsh*t...
May 8th, 2006
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Soitinly, I look forward to debunking the inevitable ad hoc-ad hominem response you'll inevitably whip up. But in case you hadn't noticed, I already posted the site at least twice before, then you started with the glib handwaving.
May 8th, 2006
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"I'm waiting for a source. No source means bullsh*t..." Appeal to ignorance fallacy. Again, your rebuttals dissapoint me.
May 8th, 2006
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Ah, so you did, my bad. So you're bashing americans with the copied opinion of an american? You officially fail. I'm done, enjoy talking to the internet.
May 8th, 2006
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Again, LOL @ misconstruing citing matetial as a form of plaguerism, and then trying to act as though you occupy the moral high ground. Seen it already, thanks.
May 8th, 2006
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Btw that arrogence thing I mentioned earlier? Yea putting a link up and then copying and pasting what it says makes people believe that you think that they can't click on a link. That screams: LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, IM SPECIAL!
May 8th, 2006
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If you've seen this all already, why do you continue if the people you bitch at DON'T CARE? You are a pathetic one.
May 8th, 2006
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"Yea putting a link up and then copying and pasting what it says makes people believe that you think that they can't click on a link." Uh, WTF? Never heard of the likes of THAT before, sh*thead. Maybe instead it screams "PAY ATTENTION TO THE FACTS!!"
May 8th, 2006
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No, it says LISTEN TO ME! "if you have to result to insulting someone in an argument you just lost."
May 8th, 2006
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and has nothing to do with my ego, which you have this obsessive fetish with?
May 8th, 2006
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resort* What? You don't think that essentially saying the same thing twice, just to get your childish point across isn't arrogant? Bed time!
May 8th, 2006
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"if you have to result to insulting someone in an argument you just lost." I'm not "resulting" in anything of the kind, f*ckface. I'm taking the liberty of tearing you a new *sshole because I happen to have an iron-clad case going, and it isn't going awa
May 8th, 2006
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away just because I swear. That's a hilarious idea, but unfortunately for you, far from true.
May 8th, 2006
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It has a lot to do with your ego because it's incredibly annoying to listen to. Learn how to talk to people.
May 8th, 2006
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Tearing me a new *sshole? How's that? Last I checked I didn't care about what you had to say, it must be nice to think that though.
May 8th, 2006
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"You don't think that essentially saying the same thing twice, just to get your childish point across isn't arrogant?" ar-ro-gant: Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance. Nothing about repitition, looks like.
May 8th, 2006
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"It has a lot to do with your ego because it's incredibly annoying to listen to. Learn how to talk to people." Most of the people I talk to on a regular basis aren't retards running around with their fingers stuffed in their ears anytime they hear unplea
May 8th, 2006
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unpleasant things that don't appeal to their fragile emotional sensibilities.
May 8th, 2006
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Last and final thing: one man's book is not enough fact. Fact is an accepted truth that cannot be justified by one person. Again, I am not agreeing or disagreeing with Mr. Roberts (not you anymore, because you have nothing to back it up yourself) I just d
May 8th, 2006
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"Tearing me a new *sshole? How's that? Last I checked I didn't care about what you had to say, it must be nice to think that though." Your insistence to remain here despite claiming to be leaving on numerous occasions suggests otherwise.
May 8th, 2006
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I just don't care. I'm only staying to see you make an idiot of yourself lol. And now that I am bored of making you sound like a chimp on steroids with a minimal knowledge of anything, I'm off.
May 8th, 2006
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darkkaizer: So rather than come up with any actual counterpoint, you're going to do the ol "gimme more" copout? Puh-lease. In the absence of contradicting evidence, a theory has no reason to be considered untrue.
May 8th, 2006
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"And now that I am bored of making you sound like a chimp on steroids with a minimal knowledge of anything, I'm off." Again, comforting illusion, but hardly reality. The abrupt retreat dosen't help your cause either.
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Choronzon, fine, we're not a superpower. Will you stop obsessing over us now?
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In fact, America will agree to stop talking about you (*holds back laugh) if you agree to stop talking about us. Deal?
May 8th, 2006
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I'm not sure why America would talk about me, or why I'd care if it did.
May 8th, 2006
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5 because I am Canadian?
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I want to rate it higher, because this was funny... but that was ten years ago. And it's still not real.
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old, but still funny
May 9th, 2006
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Urban legend, fake story.
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choronzon, i'd like to believe what you have to say but your failure to detect that my "you" was plural makes me doubt your credibility.
May 9th, 2006
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This joke is as old as radio itself.
May 9th, 2006
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Do you also see that movie where a monkey scratches his butt and smells it? This is even older, and less funny too..
May 9th, 2006
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Sigh, it's funny that people don't realize that every nation has its pros and cons. I now declare Choron a canada-nazi.
May 9th, 2006
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"So rather than come up with any actual counterpoint, you're going to do the ol "gimme more" copout?" - that's exactly why no one debates unless it's political; it's pointless and misleading.
May 9th, 2006
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"Again, comforting illusion, but hardly reality. The abrupt retreat dosen't help your cause either." To accept reality is a hyperreality.
May 9th, 2006
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"I'm not sure why America would talk about me, or why I'd care if it did." - wow, arrogance and ignorance together creates the greatest pride, I guess.
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Good despite it's age. 5'd for winding up Americans.
May 9th, 2006
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I saw that video, and it's old. And you f*cking Americans can't take a joke and are making this NSFW. Thanks for confirming the stereotypes you slave-mongering, proud rednecks. 5 just for that
May 9th, 2006
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I saw that video, and it's old. And you f*cking Americans can't take a joke and are making this NSFW." - I was simply replying to the guy =/ . The pro canadian started it :( .
May 9th, 2006
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For hating America, you cocksmokers sure do like to talk about us alot.
May 9th, 2006
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PS: Politics aside, this deserves a 1 for overused music, bad presentation, and the incredible age of the joke. Every one who voted 5 based solely on America-hate should be ashamed of themselves.
May 9th, 2006
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I'm apperantly the last man in the world who hasn't heard this joke, and also the only one who doesn't mind that it's a fake. Tough croud.
May 9th, 2006
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America bashing is so 2005
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lol solid
May 10th, 2006
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nice
May 10th, 2006
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old and fake and pro-people who think that having an identical culture doesnt make you a part of it
May 10th, 2006
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1'd for Fake. Check snopes first next time, or face getting spammed to death with links again. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
May 10th, 2006
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Snopes'd!
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+5 for pissing people off -5 for old, fake and the word 'Canada'
May 10th, 2006
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Old and a Joke...but funny so +1
May 11th, 2006
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Wow, amazing how much hate comes from one made-up joke. If I hadn't already lost all faith in the internet, I'd be disappointed.
May 14th, 2006
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That conversation is fake. :-/
May 15th, 2006
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lol, stupidity at the helm!
May 15th, 2006
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FW:FW:FW:RE:LOL:FW:RE:RE:OMG READ THIS:FW:FW:RE:FW:LOL!!!#1
May 15th, 2006
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hahaha, americans are idiots
May 17th, 2006
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WHAT?? Fake war = NSFW?? Omg.. you're the biggest f*ckING RETARDS!!
May 17th, 2006
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Oh my God! I guess we were just lucky they found out in time and no one got seriously hurt.
May 17th, 2006
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Down with canada
May 18th, 2006
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LOL! took me a couple times to read. went too fast
May 18th, 2006
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win
May 18th, 2006
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I don't care if it is old, fake, or whatever else you wanna call it. I laughed my *ss off. We Americans
May 18th, 2006
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Is that real?
May 19th, 2006
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Haha
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Kinda silly, but fake.
May 20th, 2006
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if this ytmnd "phails" we only have canada to blame
May 20th, 2006
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May 23rd, 2006
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Old, but good
May 23rd, 2006
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That was awesome! Why is it NSFW?
May 27th, 2006
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ROFL!
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Fake.
June 2nd, 2006
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Why is this NSFW?
June 5th, 2006
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probably old, but still rofl.
June 7th, 2006
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June 11th, 2006
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5 stars for the work you put into it. Lose 4 stars because only in a fictional anecdote would Canada come out ahead of the U.S.A. Canada Fails at life.
June 15th, 2006
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Australia > America
June 16th, 2006
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No reason to NSFW it
June 18th, 2006
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Someone needs to resubmit this, there is no need for it to be nsfw.
August 14th, 2006
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YAY!
September 23rd, 2006
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Why the f*ck has this site been killed?
October 27th, 2006
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lawl
October 30th, 2007
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this is unrealistic because a retard would turn on the lighthouse LIGHT because, thats what they r for and this has been done before but 4'd cus i thought it was funny
November 28th, 2007
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im gonna 5 this cause i liked it a few years ago when i first saw it. fake or not, its still amusing.
August 29th, 2008
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F*ck you, its funny.
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