Half-Life: FULL-LIFE CONSEQUENCES (An Epic Reading)
"XD. Why are all fanfics written by 8 year olds?" Too true. From LUE.

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btw i'm showing this to my english teacher tomorrow. and stealing the audio
May 17th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, A LUESER!
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It is a good day to do what has to be done
May 17th, 2006
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Why would you call your brother by your last name?
May 17th, 2006
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And the zombie goasts said "but this is our house". Dear god, I laughed so hard at that line.
May 17th, 2006
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dude i haven't stopping laughnig that hard bbqman sad lol he said again then gave 5 but 5 was over quickly cuz john freeman shot him in the eyes with bullet
May 17th, 2006
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that is a really bad story, but its still a good ytmnd.
May 17th, 2006
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AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD
May 17th, 2006
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This is Llamaguy and I approve of my massive genitals.
May 17th, 2006
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It's f*cking so bad I read this earlier today on luelinks omfg the way you read it phoenetically was great.
May 17th, 2006
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Haha, so awesome.
May 17th, 2006
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XD
May 17th, 2006
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normally i wouldn't like this, but your voice makes it funny.
May 17th, 2006
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0/5 - LAME
May 17th, 2006
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TLDR
May 17th, 2006
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lol
May 17th, 2006
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wow, haha, omfg, cant stop laughing, ha.
May 17th, 2006
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how did he shoot the officer in the face if he didnt have a weapon?
May 17th, 2006
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Wait wait... what? Genius!
May 17th, 2006
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5'd for narrator laughing while he's reading XD!!!
May 17th, 2006
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Not as good as the Doom fan fic ytmnd reading but still good...
May 17th, 2006
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i really hope this was someones fanfiction
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I want to make one like this. Find one for me pleeeeeease so I can make my first YTMND
May 17th, 2006
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Awesome
May 17th, 2006
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"I'll get you back evil boss!" That was hilarious but you should have made the misspelled words more blatant and on top of that, use a funnier voice/tone.
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Punch the boss for god's sake!
May 17th, 2006
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Bob Dole, Bob DOLE, BOB DOLE!
May 17th, 2006
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i was going to just click back on this one and ignore it, thankfully i got stuck and ended up listening to it, funny stuff indeed but still......unoriginal
May 17th, 2006
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EPIC!!!
May 17th, 2006
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"BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!"
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lol, the pants are dead
May 17th, 2006
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"I'll get you back evil boss!"
May 17th, 2006
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lol
May 17th, 2006
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Unfourtunatly it had the highest of high quality dramatic readings to set the bar before this, so while it does a good job, it does not pass that bar.
May 17th, 2006
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"And pointed to the top of the sky" XD XD XD
May 17th, 2006
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i r teh looven theese
May 17th, 2006
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f*cking amusing as f*ck
May 17th, 2006
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LOOK OUT BRO ITS A GIANT 5
May 17th, 2006
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HEADCRABS
May 17th, 2006
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wtf lol
May 17th, 2006
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too... effing... long.
May 17th, 2006
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I had to walk really fast to fav this
May 17th, 2006
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hhahaa
May 17th, 2006
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No, John Freeman. You are the zombie goasts.
May 17th, 2006
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Inflection at end = 5 for life.
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Wow. I never knew John can pull weapons out of his ass.
May 17th, 2006
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JOHN WALKED REAL FAST OUT!
May 17th, 2006
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The story is funny, but you can't read for sh*t. So boring.
May 17th, 2006
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JOHN WALKED REAL FAST OUT! oh nose run awayz
May 17th, 2006
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ahaha fan fiction is f*cking lame.
May 17th, 2006
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Lollerskate'd.
May 17th, 2006
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excellent
May 17th, 2006
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Ha ha ha! Bwa ha ah!
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any ytmnd which contains "an epic reading" is an instant 1
May 17th, 2006
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Is this real? Win regardless XD
May 17th, 2006
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and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have a weapon...... "Because you are headcrab zombie" So John Freeman shot the officer in the head??? I did a back flip laughing but didn't landed.
May 17th, 2006
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ROFLMAO
May 17th, 2006
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give it some half life image though eh
May 17th, 2006
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"Because the officer had Head crabs!" LMAO!
May 17th, 2006
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Hilariously bad fanfiction but your reading is awful. I'd rather have no audio than what you have now.
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May 17th, 2006
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Where do you find this stuff?!?!? Oh and I
May 17th, 2006
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"because you are evil headcrab!" -if there was a better example of fanatic illiteracy, cows would fly.
May 17th, 2006
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freeking great job
May 17th, 2006
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Why do you make fun of my writing? *sob*
May 17th, 2006
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not as good as fanfiction.ytmnd.com tbh
May 17th, 2006
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+4 cause its soo bad
May 17th, 2006
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+5 after I actually read it through. LOL
May 17th, 2006
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I laughed...a lot.
May 17th, 2006
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tl;dr
May 17th, 2006
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Epic. *saLUEtes*
May 17th, 2006
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shoot head crap cop without weapEn? boss after the final boss stepping on gordEn bro going to where gordEn was and walking really fast while gordEn doesnt run?
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the improper grammar makes is funny
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BEST FANFIC EVER!
May 17th, 2006
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i'm crying, I'M ACTUALLY CRYING! JOHN FREEMON FOUND WEPON!!!!!!
May 17th, 2006
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It was nice of him to kill the goasts and blow up their house so they could be at peace.
May 17th, 2006
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That had more plot holes than a Tom Clancy thriller. hihihi
May 17th, 2006
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LMAO very funny
May 17th, 2006
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LOL Awesome job, man. You rule. :D *thumbs up* You WIN!! Good DAY sir!!
May 17th, 2006
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.. I love this.
May 17th, 2006
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I have a nasty case of headcrabs I got off of some skank :(
May 17th, 2006
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This site is made of win and XD.
May 17th, 2006
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I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO SUCK BE YOUR VOICE AND READINBG IT WORNG MADE IT FUNNY. OOPS CAPS I DONT WANNA WRITE THEAT AGAIN. SAY CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE HE WAS? I AKSED YOU POO
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This is why age restriction limits for games need to be enforeced: to rid the net of kiddie fan fiction.
May 17th, 2006
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The dirt was messy!
May 17th, 2006
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too long bye
May 17th, 2006
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tl;dl
May 17th, 2006
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i laughed the enitire way through, out loud, and it was long, so props. my first add to the favorites list.
May 17th, 2006
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1) This was written by an 8 year old. 2) This is a joke. 3) This written by someone whose first language is clearly not english 4) This was written by someone who should never pick up a pen or type out words every again.
May 18th, 2006
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An old fad comes back to say hi. http://nextbosskillsgordonfreeman.ytmnd.com/
May 18th, 2006
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God yes, fanfics suck.
May 18th, 2006
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Read it like the guy who reads the gundam fanfic... This is amazing...
May 18th, 2006
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tldr
May 18th, 2006
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This guy never once used the pronoun "he" instead of "John Freeman"
May 18th, 2006
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You win, so bad.
May 18th, 2006
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THis coiuld be the funniest thing evar.
May 18th, 2006
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It's a good day to do what has to be done by me. Also, singing plants. 4'd for slightly crappy sound.
May 18th, 2006
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To be continued indeed
May 18th, 2006
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*saLUEte*
May 18th, 2006
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Peter Jackson's LOTR script < this. 'nuff said.
May 18th, 2006
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ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE/10
May 19th, 2006
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PART 2 IS HERE! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946082/1/ YTMND coming soon, hopefully.
May 19th, 2006
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I thought you might appreciate this. http://headcrabzombie.ytmnd.com/
May 19th, 2006
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EPIC
May 19th, 2006
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Someone should turn this into a mod for Hl2...it'd be hilarious.
May 19th, 2006
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555555555
May 19th, 2006
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That is brilliant! :D lol
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EPIC
May 20th, 2006
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this is really funny
May 20th, 2006
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make one of part 2 plz
May 20th, 2006
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You Rock My Socks
May 20th, 2006
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Time to do it again. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946083/1/
May 20th, 2006
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I actually want to download a sound file of this.
May 21st, 2006
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""BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!""
May 23rd, 2006
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OMFG 5'd
May 24th, 2006
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LOL Indeed!
May 28th, 2006
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SO he walked real fast out!
May 28th, 2006
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zombie goatse
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f*ckin epic.
May 31st, 2006
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he was aksed for help
May 31st, 2006
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This guy is like the William Hung of Fanfiction.
June 3rd, 2006
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After listening to this about a thousand times, I realize the BEST part is the way you first say "zombie GOOOOASTS". Well that and "the pants were dead". Now do Part 2!
June 3rd, 2006
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the reading is hilarious IMO, now go make part 2!
June 3rd, 2006
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XDDDD
June 3rd, 2006
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And then FreedomFalcon walked out real fast and 5ed the boss in they eyes so it couldnt see
June 6th, 2006
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946082/1/ PART TWO OUT NOW! "John Freeman jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands" P.S 5
June 6th, 2006
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Sniped like the little sh*t I am. Nevermind.
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"and the pants were dead" got a huge laugh from me. Renminds me of all the stories i wrote when i was 10.
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I highly agree.
June 11th, 2006
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Oh man, still wiping the tears away from the laughter. That was awesome.
June 18th, 2006
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I LOL'D HARD!
June 18th, 2006
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ROOOOOOOFL
June 18th, 2006
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I drew a picture to go along with this a while back...
June 18th, 2006
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dead pants ftw
June 18th, 2006
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One of the funniest things i've ever read. Almost as good as the reading of that peta letter.
June 19th, 2006
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Sealed the deal with "at the top of lung"
June 19th, 2006
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XD thats great
June 19th, 2006
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the author ended his sentance with about 900 prepisitions.
June 21st, 2006
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you forgot to pronounce it "teh"
June 21st, 2006
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Haha, I liek stores iwth no gramer, meks me lol
June 22nd, 2006
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Wow, you did a great job reading it. My head hurts now. ^_^
June 22nd, 2006
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LOL
June 23rd, 2006
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BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
June 24th, 2006
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Truly epic.
June 24th, 2006
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This....Is....Amazing...
June 24th, 2006
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I had to listen to it four times just to hear the recording all the way through without laughing through some of the words. Bonus points for not trying too hard to make it funny. You got it just right. =)
June 24th, 2006
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But this is our house
June 26th, 2006
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TOO LONG DIDN'T READ
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"5" I yell at the top of lungs!
June 28th, 2006
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better reading than i expected. pretty amusing actually.
June 28th, 2006
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And the pants were dead!
June 30th, 2006
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HALO ftw.
June 30th, 2006
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FAN FICTION!
July 1st, 2006
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he kept on saying John Freeman! and at the beginning when he said "aksed". That was priceless! 10/5!
July 1st, 2006
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shily sh*t that was so f*cking funny
July 1st, 2006
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holy sh*t*
July 1st, 2006
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CAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
July 1st, 2006
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This story gives me HEADCRABS!
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insta-classic.
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I am rofling very fast
July 4th, 2006
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The dead pants...wtf? LOLLER
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Logged in to five this. He yelled at top of lungs.
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*lung
July 5th, 2006
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XD. "..and the pants were dead.."
July 6th, 2006
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LOL! Phails AIMS test...
July 7th, 2006
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LMFAO. i havent laughed that hard in forever.
July 7th, 2006
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Bwahahahaha! Nuts.
July 10th, 2006
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awesome
July 16th, 2006
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I have diabetes
July 17th, 2006
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5 because I LOL'D.
July 18th, 2006
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made me really laugh
July 22nd, 2006
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lol typos
July 26th, 2006
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John Freeman knows where Gorden Freeman is at all times. If he subtracts where Gorden Freeman is from where Gorden Freeman needed help where he was, he obtains a deviation.
July 27th, 2006
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Tears in my eyes, laughter in my belly and a 5 in my vote.
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...I love you. Have my children.
August 1st, 2006
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I am seriously dumber for reading that and listening to it. I should be mad, but I'm so dumb now that I'll just LOL and 5 you.
August 1st, 2006
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hold on final boss, let me get out my laptop and send an email to my previously unmentioned brother.
August 3rd, 2006
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That was awesome!!!!!!!!
August 3rd, 2006
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DUDE this is HL2 Ep2... this kid has sources!!
August 4th, 2006
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This man (the writer) is a genius!
August 5th, 2006
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this is stupid
August 6th, 2006
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This is mega-epic, and the reading only made it better
August 6th, 2006
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the god awful fanfic makes it kind of funny, but the last thing I want to see is any sort of dramatic reading fad or repeat. one was perfect and just enough.
August 6th, 2006
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there was no birds singing and the pants was dead XD
August 6th, 2006
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the pants were dead....XD
August 7th, 2006
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I was gonna defend the kid, because he's at least being creative, but looking at the text, he's a f*cking idiot. DIE STUPID KID!
August 15th, 2006
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At the top of lungs!
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That is some pretty bad fanfiction.
August 21st, 2006
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"LOOK OUT BRO!"
August 23rd, 2006
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Hahahah f*cking ridiculous.
August 23rd, 2006
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5'd for hillarity. I think I heard you start to crap up at the beginning.
August 24th, 2006
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3 letters. CPL.
August 26th, 2006
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Hah
August 27th, 2006
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http://www.guildunknown.com/~vegita897/halflifefullconciquences.swf
August 28th, 2006
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I was not sure if I would vote on this till I read the "Ron Burgundy" comment. Yes, it ended on a very Burgundy note. Nice work, sir.
August 28th, 2006
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I have headcrabs D:
August 30th, 2006
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
August 30th, 2006
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5'd for zombie goatse
September 1st, 2006
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F'ING HILARIOUS
September 2nd, 2006
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wow
September 10th, 2006
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How the heck did he shoot the zombie cop if he didn't have a weapon? XD
September 11th, 2006
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Saying an 8-year old made this is giving him FAR too much credit. I can't believe this is real.
September 17th, 2006
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only f*gs read
September 17th, 2006
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Pants are dead. :(
September 18th, 2006
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September 19th, 2006
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5ZORED
September 19th, 2006
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if i was a girl, i would birth your babies. i literally laughed out loud more then 5 times. great job reading it XD
September 20th, 2006
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I can't breathe....
September 23rd, 2006
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lol what a noob
September 23rd, 2006
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You win.
September 23rd, 2006
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NOT THE PANTS!!! DON'T DIE ON ME PANTS! :
October 3rd, 2006
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*saLUEtes*
October 21st, 2006
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FINAL BOSS STEPPED ON ME
October 21st, 2006
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Not zombie ghosts! D:
October 28th, 2006
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Because you are a headcrab zombie!!!!!!
October 28th, 2006
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October 30th, 2006
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how did he shot the cop if he ddint hav wepaon yet?
October 30th, 2006
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wow that was a painful post but that was a good reading
November 11th, 2006
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LMAO
November 17th, 2006
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wait how could he shoot the officer in the head if he didn't have a gun? lol hilarious, ever consider radio?
November 22nd, 2006
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lol
November 27th, 2006
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good work dude
December 23rd, 2006
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This gets an XD out of 5, XD being the roman numeral for 490.
January 23rd, 2007
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Oh my god. Greatest audiobook ever. Hell, greatest YTMND ever, I haven't laughed so hard in years and years. Oh my god. I...love you. This is way better than Boomaga. Oh god. My stomach hurts. AMAZING. Kudos. KUDOS.
January 23rd, 2007
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By the way, I should mention that this is a gem among the sh*t YTMND has become.
January 25th, 2007
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hey im the guy from gamespot lol.
January 26th, 2007
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February 1st, 2007
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So he blew the house and the zombie goasts up so that they were at piece...LOL that was awesome. LOOK OUT BRO! FIVE STARS!
February 19th, 2007
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Epik
February 21st, 2007
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I actually liked it. The spelling mistakes only improved it.
February 28th, 2007
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Sup /f/.
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The laugh overed quickly
March 18th, 2007
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the new epic reading breakup YTMND just reminds me of this one. But not as good, you know? Like, trying to be as good as this one, but it isn't.
April 6th, 2007
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the pants are dead??!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 6th, 2007
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I often wonder how the people that wrote these got their hands on a copy of half-life. Well read, it's good fun taking the piss out of those less fortunate than ourselves.
April 29th, 2007
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a truly epic reading. you win.
May 11th, 2007
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epic
May 18th, 2007
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You sounded like an awesome voice program at first. That was totally f*cking epic.
May 25th, 2007
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ahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhahaahahha haa ha ah ah ah ah hahahahahaahhahaahhaha ha ha aha h ah a aha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah ahah ah aha h ahahahha hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaah!
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I love it. 5+fav
June 2nd, 2007
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That was so awful.
July 9th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9QYnVw6oc
July 17th, 2007
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FULL-LIFE RATING!!!!!!
July 21st, 2007
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This site shudnt get any less that five stars.
October 10th, 2007
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ZOMBIE GOASTS!!!!! NUUUUU
October 16th, 2007
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best epic reading ever 5 stars from the top of the sky
October 27th, 2007
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Great. Fanfic can truly be an epic in itself. Honestly I can't stand listening through the last part because the story is so pitiful it makes my face hurt. I loved how you laughed at some point XD. 5!
February 28th, 2008
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"NOO!"
March 26th, 2008
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and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky best part
March 29th, 2008
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NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE FREEMAN
June 12th, 2008
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Hahahaa
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