The Downvote Project!
Created on: May 18th, 2006
The Downvote Project!
The goal here is to make this the lowest-rated YTMND ever. Let's get to it! Give this YTMND a one-star vote!

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May 18th, 2006
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I sold my soul to an alien for a green balloon.
May 18th, 2006
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this is stupid, fight the power!!!
May 18th, 2006
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I 5 this to spite you.
May 18th, 2006
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OMG DIS SUXXORZ MILLION BADLIES! OMG BAAAD! YOU SUXXORZ LIKE THE TOILOT BWL! O RLY U SAY!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!1/11/!?!??!?112eleven!!!(@ YA RLY MODA SUCKA!
May 18th, 2006
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Everyone, vote this as NWS!
May 18th, 2006
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You may attract flies with honey, but you attract bees with BLOODSHED!
May 18th, 2006
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outf*ckINGstanding!
May 18th, 2006
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O DOYLE RULES!
May 18th, 2006
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I'm a tool
May 18th, 2006
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zomg
May 18th, 2006
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hahaha f*g
May 18th, 2006
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i don't even want to be on this
May 18th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOLOL>LLOLOLOLASO FOSO
May 19th, 2006
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i used to have herpes until my crabs ate them
May 19th, 2006
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This sites sucks and if you put this on the page, you're an idiot.
May 19th, 2006
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That's the spirit!
May 19th, 2006
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Saying "I'm Sorry" isn't an excuse when you do something stupid on purpose.
May 20th, 2006
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This would never work as an upvote project. You have harnessed the nature of YTMND-downvoters and are using them for good. Clever.
May 20th, 2006
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-4 for sponsoring yourself!
May 20th, 2006
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My brother is having sex...with a monkey...named "Leomard".
May 20th, 2006
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you can't spell eats babies without EA
May 20th, 2006
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Don't blame me, I'm not your father.
May 20th, 2006
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It smells like the dumpster of an abortion clinic.
May 20th, 2006
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You must be the blackest cracka this side o' the Mississippi!
May 20th, 2006
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I have come to age and realised that he world does not revolve around me. it revolves around my legendary fat cock.
May 20th, 2006
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Soylent Green is People! PEEEEOP--ooh, strawberry-flavored Soylent Red!
May 20th, 2006
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father reeked of elderberries!
May 20th, 2006
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YOU NEED JAHOVA IN YOUR LIFE!!
May 20th, 2006
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I once had a cop get out of a car, look at me and say, "Are you f*cking retarded?"
May 20th, 2006
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Downvote the downvoters!
May 20th, 2006
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asdfhytydgtrghghxcxcb
May 20th, 2006
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my name is assplumber
May 20th, 2006
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this is worse that the song "i cant get over you till' you get out from under her"
May 20th, 2006
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May 20th, 2006
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May 20th, 2006
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all of these quotes are retarded and suck... so hardi want to remove my own eyeballs and give them to a blind childrenchasrity forever... for all time, deep down insdide, forever where the special place is
May 20th, 2006
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imagine you're a deer, you're prancin' along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips to the clear blue water... BAM!! a bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are layin' on the ground in little bloody pieces, now i ask ya, would ya give a f*ck what kind of pants the sonovabitch who shot you was wearin'?
May 20th, 2006
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
May 20th, 2006
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How come there are no porn stars named Tiny?
May 20th, 2006
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You call me GAY? you wish i was one right?
May 20th, 2006
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Carnivouris is incorrect. He meant to say "smelt" instead of "reeked".
May 20th, 2006
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omg f*ggy sh*t m i rite?
May 20th, 2006
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This is worse than.. LOOK OUT! GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
May 20th, 2006
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You have cancer but your cancer has aids so you wont die unless the ebola gets you
May 20th, 2006
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This sucks.
May 20th, 2006
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(of course, I was being sarcastic, funny idea)
May 20th, 2006
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lindsey lohan needs to lick a pussy
May 20th, 2006
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So I said to her "You want it clean? HUH? You want it CLEAN? YOU CLEAN IT! CLEAN IT YOURSELF! CLEAN IT YOURSELF!"...and I haven't spoken to my mother since.
May 20th, 2006
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So I met this deaf stripper tonight, and I was talking to her using the notes feature on my sidekick, back and forth and such...the naggine question I just could ask is how can she dance to music she can't hear...true story..she's really hot though...
May 20th, 2006
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I'd like some taco- oh wait, wrong YTMND.
May 20th, 2006
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I'm not so noble, i piss in the shower...EVERYONE PISSES IN THE SHOWER.
May 20th, 2006
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Whats the difference between hookers and onions? I don't cry when I chop up hookers. =)
May 20th, 2006
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It's not rape it's surprise sex.
May 20th, 2006
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I can hold my breath for ten minutes. But Chuck Norris can hold his breath for one second more. :(
May 20th, 2006
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This YTMND made my gooch itch. That's not a good thing.
May 20th, 2006
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this page made me skeet so much i had enough skeet leftover to water my plants
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i'm 1ing this because the scary man under my bed told me to
May 20th, 2006
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Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries.
May 20th, 2006
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A good friend will come bail you out of prison, but a real friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was awsome"
May 20th, 2006
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Ach! Meine vaffles ist bürning!
May 20th, 2006
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
May 20th, 2006
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That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!
May 20th, 2006
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Masturbation is like skiing. It's not for everyone.
May 20th, 2006
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Your resistance to upvoting only serves to make my penis harder.
May 20th, 2006
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2 + 2 = fish! :O
May 20th, 2006
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Mi mosca es muy fea.
May 20th, 2006
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Do not eat cashews, for they contain the souls of unborn humans
May 20th, 2006
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I went to the library once. And then I realized I was at the library.
May 20th, 2006
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You win Worst Place.
May 20th, 2006
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Tell your pants its not polite to point.
May 20th, 2006
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Gay with a capital "Z"
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By the time you finish reading this it's too late for you to stop and realize this doesn't say anything at all.
May 20th, 2006
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Jesse, nah Jerome! Yay-uss!
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Who the hell would want a quote of themselves on a downvoted site? Probably me.
May 20th, 2006
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I babyproofed my house yesterday, now there's not a chance in hell a baby could get in there.
May 20th, 2006
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I once f*cked a life support machine. It must've loved it because it kept going BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP....
May 20th, 2006
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Smoking is like giving death a blowjob
May 20th, 2006
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i r clever
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I'm not fat... I'm just pregnant with ice cream's baby.
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
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additional generic cop compliment brian
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5'd. You pissed off yet?
May 20th, 2006
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Is this Rock Hudson gay or Clay Aiken gay?
May 20th, 2006
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Fashizm never tasted so good!
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If you are reading this comment, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life. Way to go, *sshole.
May 20th, 2006
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It's not cruel if you make a profit from it.
May 20th, 2006
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wow what a great idea! 5'd sir! oh wai
May 20th, 2006
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why do they say your taking a crap when in fact your leaving one?
May 20th, 2006
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May 20th, 2006
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The lollercaust? I like it. From now on that is how I will refer to what whole jew thing.
May 20th, 2006
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If the Moon was made out of hot dogs would you eat the moon? I know I would.
May 20th, 2006
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*what = that
May 20th, 2006
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HAHA UPVOTED BITCH!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!
May 20th, 2006
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I came. *groan*
May 20th, 2006
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Penis.
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i laugh at my own jokes
May 20th, 2006
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IF there is no god, who pops up the next kleenex?
May 20th, 2006
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3'd LOL WHAT U GONNA DO NOW MATE
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upvoted!
May 20th, 2006
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my resistence is most likely futile...also how many tries we get -_-
May 20th, 2006
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To Upvote or to Downvote: That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the One Stars and NWS's of outrageous hypocrits... or to Take arms and upvote against a sea of whiners...
May 20th, 2006
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Also, Upvoted :P
May 20th, 2006
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Don't you hate it when people can't spell frulets, but try to use it in a sentence.
May 20th, 2006
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"Its better to be pissed off than pissed on." -Harry S Truman
May 20th, 2006
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is this where the sex is?
May 20th, 2006
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I bet this is a trap....
May 20th, 2006
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Why does the term "Ingenious" exist? The word doesn't even make sense!!!
May 20th, 2006
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See you later 'round the dog's bowl
May 20th, 2006
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...
May 20th, 2006
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I had sex with a ham sandwich once.
May 20th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA! i messed it up!
May 20th, 2006
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f*ckING COMMIES!
May 20th, 2006
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Where's your Iron Curtain now f*ggot?!?!?!
May 20th, 2006
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This... Is the best to worst project I've ever heard of.
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Jesus saves...passes to Moses...MOSES SHOOTS! SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! MOSES SCORES TO GIVE THE GOSPELS A TWO TO NOTHING LEAD!! Moses looks good down there but that Bush is on FIRE tonight!
May 20th, 2006
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"Santorum, that's Latin for *sshole" -- Fmr Senator Bob Kerrey
May 20th, 2006
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hitler for president
May 20th, 2006
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You make the baby jesus cry.
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Everyone pisses on the floor; be a hero and sh*t on the celing.
May 20th, 2006
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****
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This is core to the hard. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMME1
May 20th, 2006
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Don't forget to bring a towel.
May 20th, 2006
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I'm a consumer whore. And how!
May 20th, 2006
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one time i touched my sisters cooter with a blowtorch
May 20th, 2006
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I don't get it.
May 20th, 2006
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May 20th, 2006
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I'd 5 this purely for the fact it's decently original unlike the no-talent fad chaser syncan. But, well, 1 anyways.
May 20th, 2006
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sorry, I failed you
May 20th, 2006
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zomg
May 20th, 2006
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this site made my dick fall off
May 20th, 2006
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As Lee Emery might say: WERE YOU BORN WORTHLESS, OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK AT IT f*ckNUTS?! This sucks.
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NlGGERS!!!
May 20th, 2006
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I don't want peace. If you want war that's your problem.
May 20th, 2006
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Thats no moon...
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wooo! i'm helping
May 20th, 2006
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Seriously, though, the quotes you choose, really, really suck.
May 20th, 2006
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YOUR TOAST IS BURNED AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING CAN REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS
May 20th, 2006
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NSFW'd
May 20th, 2006
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I am going to skin you and use the skin to make a hot air balloon to do fly in rapings of all your family members.
May 20th, 2006
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8====D
May 20th, 2006
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Lol, phailed
May 20th, 2006
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One day I'll invent a machine that will allow people to stab others in the face through the internet. You'll be my first test subject.
May 20th, 2006
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oh noes! down by the dock I saw some anal fishers!
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LOL, A METEOR! I FINALY GET IT!
May 20th, 2006
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Utter f*cking fail.
May 20th, 2006
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My apartment smells of leather-bound books and rich mahogany
May 20th, 2006
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hello son. welcome to the machine. we manufacture about 300 tons of magma each year, for..unmentional purposes. here at Hydro-Seal Inc., we make our customers work for their prize. what's that prize you say? A GALLON OF SEMEN. yes, folks! just for shopping with us today and tomorrow until, How much folks?! "7 Pee Emm"! That's right! come right down here and give this squealing pig a few licks of your free gallon! Sponsored by Jesus Christ.
May 20th, 2006
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1'd for wrath of khan
May 20th, 2006
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I'm on a grand quest to stop my penis from reaching uranus.
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Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color - Joe Tamimi
May 20th, 2006
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hello japan? please connect me to Godzilla
May 20th, 2006
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Escalators are designed to work even when they break and stop.
May 20th, 2006
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You know, giving a rating higher than a one really isn't going to upset me.
May 20th, 2006
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Today is opposite day.
May 20th, 2006
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dumb idea
May 20th, 2006
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College or WoW? Hmmm........
May 20th, 2006
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My dick ran away.....
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Make me downvote a good site. I dare you. -CSM
May 20th, 2006
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My feedback page has a smaller rating lol
May 20th, 2006
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Not Even Doom Music could make this YTMND good.
May 20th, 2006
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DOUBT'D
May 20th, 2006
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Bah. Screw the tools and conformist rebels. I'll give you f*cking two stars.
May 20th, 2006
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RIIIIIGGGEEE RACER! is essential as the air we breath.
May 20th, 2006
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This sucks so hard, I one'd you three times
May 20th, 2006
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Hay gusy, this morning at recess a boy kissed me, and I liked it. What should I do?
May 20th, 2006
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DO YOU GET OFF ON THIS!?!
May 20th, 2006
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I didn't know whether to vote a 1 because you ask, or vote a 5 to spite you. So here's a 3.
May 20th, 2006
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This site sucks more than when george bush gave that speech.
May 20th, 2006
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I masturbate with bbq sauce.
May 20th, 2006
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My Anus, Is Bleeding!
May 20th, 2006
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1'd not because you told me to, but because this is dumb anyways.
May 20th, 2006
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when you wish upon a star, makes no diffrence who you are,... unless you made this sh*tty YTMND, then your wish should be flipped.
May 20th, 2006
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lol, the rating is going up
May 20th, 2006
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Quitter,you mother f*cking quitter.You are the reason that albinos exist, you just couldn't put that extra effort and give them skin pigments. You make me sick.
May 20th, 2006
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So this pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender sees this and asks: "Hey, do you know you have a ship wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate responds: "Yarrr...and it's driving me nuts!"
May 20th, 2006
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poopsex.
May 20th, 2006
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.
May 20th, 2006
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gtfo
May 20th, 2006
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wait what
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i once threw a cheesecake at a seagull and it was all like "Im not Al Gore u big stupid negro"
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Your site and you are as cared for as a Chinese baby girl. And snowmaking was invented in the 40's.
May 20th, 2006
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I wonder how many Spanish estrellas I can get for my one American star? Probably like a million...
May 20th, 2006
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Don't f*ck with wikipedia!
May 20th, 2006
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Deserves a 5. Gets a 1. S C O R E P A R A D O X
May 20th, 2006
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See that house they built over there? I built that house but they dont call me Joe the House builder... See that bridge over there? I built that bridge, but they dont call me joe the bridge builder... but ya f*ck one goat....
May 20th, 2006
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A hint of originality? NEDM, BRIAN, OR RONALD McDONALD PLEASE!
May 20th, 2006
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G
May 20th, 2006
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I will eat your soul so your shoes shall be uncomfortable for all eternity!
May 21st, 2006
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downvoted
May 21st, 2006
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Theres a visine for that.
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lol
May 21st, 2006
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*** cant win either way w/ that!
May 21st, 2006
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Roses are red, voilets are blue. You suck balls.
May 21st, 2006
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Hello. My name is Samir Vanhensonzopfker. PRINCE Samir Vanhensonzopfker. Anyways, I'm in American and looking for some shoes BUT I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY! So right, I need you to help me out because I'm a prince. Send your cash to the Royal Palace. To get my address, call my throne room with your credit card number. 1-800-555-NEDM Also thank you. -Prince Samir Vanhensonzopfker
May 21st, 2006
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ok i just took a sh*t and i swear to god it was like f*cking 8 in, i dont even know how it fit, it felt like it was ripping my *sshole
May 21st, 2006
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f*ck White People
May 21st, 2006
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i was colecting some seamen for my fishtank today....i have seawomen seachildren.....i went to the seamen bank and they said i was too young to purchase any..........why are they selling people anyways.....i met this guy name joe he lives in this alley by my house he said all i have to do to get some is close my eyes and suck it out of a hose......should i
May 21st, 2006
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racist joke>>>>whats the diffrence bewtween black people and tires........when you put chains on a tire, they dont sing
May 21st, 2006
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racist joke>>>>>>>how do you get rid of mexicans.........throw a penny of a cliff......................how do you find the richest man in mexico......find the one who found the penny
May 21st, 2006
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your momma so fat, when she jumps on a rainbow skittles pop out
May 21st, 2006
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yo momma so fat, i had to roll over twice to get on top of her
May 21st, 2006
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one time i was watching finding nemo and my mayonaise was telling me to kill my parents
May 21st, 2006
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i cry when i masterbate
May 21st, 2006
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colorado....where the men are men...and the sheep are nervous
May 21st, 2006
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if you ddint get the last one it means the men are boning the sheep
May 21st, 2006
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these comments are so icredibly lame my cat just choked to death in a pool in its own vomit. luky it was in the cat box at the time because it sh*t itself when it died.
May 21st, 2006
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Wow, i would kill your *ss with a f*ckin steak knife if i didnt know n*gg*s were people
May 21st, 2006
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huza!
May 21st, 2006
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Oremor nhoj, em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw ot
May 21st, 2006
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needs more n*gger sperm
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So far we have... Conformists 5'd Anti-Conformists Con formists 1'd Anti-Anti Conformist Conformists 2'd SUPER REBAL LOL
May 21st, 2006
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you rule
May 21st, 2006
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C WAT I DID THAR?
May 21st, 2006
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I sumbit to the one
May 21st, 2006
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I pinch.
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nice idea, but you made the mistake of expecting YTMNDers to vote the way you tell them to vote. you earned this one star (with my best regards) since i considered doing this, too
May 21st, 2006
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voting 1, because this site sucks and none of it is funny.
May 21st, 2006
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CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 4 PRESIDENT!
May 21st, 2006
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Pathetic. Stop rousing people to come off like complete immature f*cktards they are when they attempt to sound funny.
May 21st, 2006
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You effeminate french onion seller!
May 21st, 2006
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Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra
May 21st, 2006
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Beam me up scotty, there's no intelligent life down here.
May 21st, 2006
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I hop on bandwagons because that's where the ladies are.
May 21st, 2006
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Michigan State University is a public university in East Lansing, Michigan. As the first agricultural college in the United States, it served as a model for future Land Grant colleges under the 1862 Morrill Act. Well known for its academic programs in education and agriculture, MSU pioneered the studies of packaging and music therapy. MSU has the premier hospitality school in the United States, and the study abroad program is the largest of any single-campus university in the nation.
May 21st, 2006
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this site sucks
May 21st, 2006
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u suck bitch
May 21st, 2006
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rectalexam.ytmnd.com
May 21st, 2006
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OMG U TOTALLY STOLE MY IDEA WWWWWWTFFFFFFFFFFFF oh yeah, sorry for the dents in your car :(
May 21st, 2006
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This is so lame that i oned it 5 times!
May 21st, 2006
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huh
May 21st, 2006
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Hahaha....puppies in a blender
May 21st, 2006
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This YTMND is stolen.
May 21st, 2006
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sh*tTING DICKNIPPLES
May 21st, 2006
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Satire n*gg*!
May 21st, 2006
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I got a joke......you mum LOL you f*cking copper bollox
May 21st, 2006
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another one trying, i too tried this, failed... lol, gl to you my firend
May 21st, 2006
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i have a hamster who lives up my *ss named Murph.
May 21st, 2006
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2 + 2 = ? (HINT: The answer is not 4.)
May 21st, 2006
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i rather stick a dart in my pee hole rather than have you contribute to society.
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reverse psychology?
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I could sh*t on my keyboard and it would produce a better site then this.
May 21st, 2006
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PHAIL
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Also, this is another reason why You want to use a condom.
May 21st, 2006
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"RAP-Retards Attempting Poetry"
May 21st, 2006
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Lick a n*gg* butt.
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May 21st, 2006
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I love Gogurt
May 21st, 2006
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if you read this i own your soul Love, Satan ;)
May 21st, 2006
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I feel sorry for little birds. They can't take their parents anywhere. Yesterday I went to McDonalds. One bird was having a Happy Meal and his mom starts puking into his mouth, like WAAAARRRGH!! WAAAARRRGH!! How embarrassing. I asked what the mother was doing and she replied "WAAAARRRGH!!" *pukepukepuke* I hope that bird puts his mom in a retirement home. >:/
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