Seal Clubin
Created on: May 20th, 2006
Seal Clubin

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May 20th, 2006
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Dude, nothing makes seal clubbing cool. Not even epic music.
June 16th, 2007
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legendary comment
June 28th, 2007
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THE LEGEND!
August 17th, 2007
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HISTORYTMND!
September 22nd, 2007
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ptkfgs
May 29th, 2009
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It's not that great. This isn't PTKFGS.
May 20th, 2006
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Ensign, what if you just started NEEM? I might try to get it going now, with a cute seal face instead of the cat, and some other song...
May 23rd, 2006
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o contraire, Epic music makes seal clubbing even more awseome than t already was.
May 24th, 2006
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OH NOES NEEM!!! btw nice ytmnd and the epic music makes seal clubbin Über awesome!
May 24th, 2006
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Mother of NEEM!!!!!
May 25th, 2006
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I have spawned the meme. And now I must kill this monster.
June 9th, 2006
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NEEM!
June 28th, 2006
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5 for NEEM.
August 13th, 2006
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NEEM
August 15th, 2006
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wewt
August 16th, 2006
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NEEM baby.
August 24th, 2006
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Not Even Epic Music!
August 28th, 2006
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Is this for real? This really pre-dates NEDM?
August 31st, 2006
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N E E M
September 3rd, 2006
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Isn't there a more effective way of killing seals besides clubbing them?
June 28th, 2007
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Seals shouldn't be killed unless it is with euthanasia for suffering.
September 16th, 2006
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NEEM F*CK BAG
September 25th, 2006
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NEEM dod od dododod doddodododododood ahhhhhhh yes
October 6th, 2006
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I'm with ensignmpls
October 6th, 2006
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ensign gave birth to neem
October 14th, 2006
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Seriously, punch the keys, not club the heads! Nothing makes this okay, not even epic music
October 14th, 2006
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Again: dude, nothing makes seal clubbing cool. Not even epic music.
October 29th, 2006
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That was sick. You are the most twisted person ever. TWSYATMTPE.
November 13th, 2006
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NEEM IS GOD. XD
November 25th, 2006
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Your site is 2d because you do not condone it, but that doesnt mean you can post photos. Not Even Epic Music.
December 1st, 2006
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This is about as sick, twisted, disgusting and idiotic as setting live cats on fire.... 1'd
December 29th, 2006
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neem
December 31st, 2006
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Can I join the Seal Cub Clubbin' Club?
June 28th, 2007
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Why would you want to?
July 26th, 2007
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The only clubbin' club I'd join is the cruel and inhuman clubbin' of disgusting human beings with their own femur bones.
January 23rd, 2007
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NEEM makes this cool.
February 25th, 2007
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what can i say.... the seals did get PWNED!
February 28th, 2007
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NO!
March 23rd, 2007
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Animal cruelty isn't cool, NEEM you bastard.
March 25th, 2007
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Dude even I downvoted this animal cruilety is wrong. so f*ck a stick SFAS
March 25th, 2007
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Even epic music makes this cool
April 3rd, 2007
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NEEM can make me rate this lower than 5 ^_^
April 21st, 2007
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Mmmm... smell the NEEM history!
April 29th, 2007
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NEEM FTW
June 30th, 2007
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Hey upvoters! F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, especially f*ck YOU, f*ck you, you and you, triple f*ck YOU, and finally, f*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck the site creator.
July 26th, 2007
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every time you club a seal raptor jesus preforms a miracle!
August 31st, 2007
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This is Bullsh*t.
January 28th, 2008
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That's just wrong. Was this made for the purpose of just trying to match NEDM? Either way, clubbing seals = bad.
April 21st, 2008
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Nooooooo animal cruelty
August 27th, 2008
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5 stars go cry to peta
October 12th, 2008
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"right about that time, people, a fur-trapper, who was strictly from commercial, had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) And he started into whippin on my favorite baby seal With a lead-filled snowshoe. I said with a lead- filled... with a lead filled snow shoe. He said Peekaboo. He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal with the lead-filled snowshoe. He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he....
October 12th, 2008
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"That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous Mitten-full of the deadly yellow snow The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!...
October 12th, 2008
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"Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology Here it goes,the circular motion, rub it! And then In a fit of anger I pounced And I pounced again Great googly moogly! I jumped up and down on the chest of the him I injured The fur trapper...
October 12th, 2008
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"Well he was very upset, as you can understand And rightly so, because the Deadly yellow snow crystals had Deprived him of his Sight And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said I cant see I cant see Oh, woe is me I cant see Well.....you know I cant see Nothin He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me And I cant see Temporarily...
October 12th, 2008
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"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook...
October 12th, 2008
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"The only way you can get it fixed up is to go Trudging across the tundra Mile after mile Trudging across the tundra Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo" - Frank Zappa, "Nanook Rubs It" ....sorry, clubbing seals instantly brings this to mind