Jesus forgot his keys
Created on: May 29th, 2006
Jesus forgot his keys
Even Jesus has his off days.
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May 29th, 2006
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well you win but only because i can't hear the music.
May 29th, 2006
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Haha, good sh*t.
May 29th, 2006
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I was going to 3 this, but then the music kicked in and I laughed out loud. Good show, mate.
May 29th, 2006
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Brilliant!
May 29th, 2006
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Hahahahaha
May 29th, 2006
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Yeah, was gonna 3 it for the mild wit, but the song completed it.
May 29th, 2006
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That song could not be any more appropriate + its a good loop.
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win. downvoters = dirty commies (btw i'm a socialist. socialism beats communism any day) also, 5. also, cocks
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Great sound choice.
May 29th, 2006
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Brilliant.
May 29th, 2006
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you win for sheer motherf*cking creativity and wit
May 29th, 2006
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Don't call me Jeezy Creezy, dad, I've told you
May 29th, 2006
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ok... i can safely say this is the best basic ( non moving pic, sound, text ) YTMND site i have ever seen. I swear to god, i clapped out loud! i really really did. You sir, are a god
May 29th, 2006
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Knock, knock, knocking on Heaven's door.
May 29th, 2006
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Clever and original.
May 29th, 2006
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everything goes together so well
May 29th, 2006
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That's a crappy-ass door to heaven.
May 29th, 2006
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okay, the music is PERFECT
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sorry but I was offended.
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hahahahah
May 29th, 2006
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lawl
May 29th, 2006
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I was going to 3 it as well, but then the song kicked in. So... 5'd.
May 29th, 2006
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Bad. Bad,bad,horrible. No effort. :)
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Guns and Roses cover is better.
May 29th, 2006
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Five for offending Instant-Wisdom, and to cancel the vote of the lame-ass who thinks Guns'n'Roses did a better job than Dylan.
May 29th, 2006
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May 29th, 2006
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is making fun of Jesus funny somehow?
May 29th, 2006
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This makes me happier than a pig in sh*t.
May 29th, 2006
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LoL
May 29th, 2006
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honestly dont make fun of jesus he is the beginning and the end the universe knows all truths beyond the hevenly creation which is circumnavigated by the truth begins!
May 29th, 2006
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this is good
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just wondering but why is offending someone a reason to upvote? thats like "oh ha ha I upvoted the burning cat cuz animal rights people got offended"
May 29th, 2006
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WILMAH!!
May 29th, 2006
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I'd give you a sh*tty vote because I hate Dylan - but I'm not a retarded snob.
May 29th, 2006
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God knows he's there, he just turned the tv up loud so he can pretend to ignore.
May 29th, 2006
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5'd cause it pisses off the fundamentalists.
May 29th, 2006
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Lame. Choke yourself.
May 29th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!! I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan, yet I acctually didn't see that one comming! ewe WIN ewe magnificent bastard!!!!!
May 29th, 2006
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Flawless loop
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LMAO! Clever! 5 for including the original Bob Dylan version (Dylan automatically gets a 5) and not that sh*t GNR version.
May 29th, 2006
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Chuck will knock it in for ya.
May 29th, 2006
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the guns n' roses version is so much better. 4'd.
May 29th, 2006
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Funny one
May 29th, 2006
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LoL I was actually named after him.
May 29th, 2006
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Excellent
May 29th, 2006
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The song really made the punchline.
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Original. You get a 5 and a fav from me.
May 29th, 2006
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haha f*cking great
May 29th, 2006
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good music choice!
May 29th, 2006
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It was good, and then you added the sound byte!
May 29th, 2006
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haaahahaahahahahaha, I thought it was okay, but then the music came in and it was gold. 5
May 29th, 2006
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It's Jesus, LOL
May 29th, 2006
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You'd think that after this long b00n would have come up with a new line.
May 29th, 2006
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5'd for not GnR
May 29th, 2006
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5 5 5 5 5
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great video/sound combo :D +5
May 29th, 2006
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-1 for not using Clapton's version of the song.
May 29th, 2006
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Nice job. Would probably be a 5 if you had used the ultra-obnoxious GNR version.
May 29th, 2006
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May 29th, 2006
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Perfect song.
May 29th, 2006
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Lmfao. The music makes this even funnier. So simple, yet so funny, and so clever.
May 29th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 29th, 2006
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Lame. There are a lot more LOL Jesuses that are much funnier than this.
May 29th, 2006
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Jesus shall punish the naysayers!
May 29th, 2006
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f*ggy jpg
May 29th, 2006
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yesssssssssssssssss
May 31st, 2006
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great music although the GnR version is better
May 31st, 2006
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lol with the music
May 31st, 2006
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This isn't offensive; it's a joke that you'd play on anyone. God has a sense of humor too, you know...let's try to remember that. Jesus Himself probably thinks this is funny. :D
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can't bring myself to 5 this, but it did amuse me and I'd like to counteract the voters who are obviously religious tightasses. 4
May 31st, 2006
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Lawl!
May 31st, 2006
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You get a 1 until you fix your music source. That's Eric Clapton, buddy.
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Ha HA!
May 31st, 2006
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http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com/ Raptor Jesus should be back in the Top 15. Not this crap!
May 31st, 2006
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http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com/
May 31st, 2006
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I can't believe I didn't guess the surprise before the music kicked in. +5 for something I should've gotten and didn't. Oh and Dylan>Clapton>>GnR
May 31st, 2006
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Oh, and idiot a couple spots above me: this is the Dylan original. You do know the Clapton one is a cover, right?
May 31st, 2006
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http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com/
May 31st, 2006
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http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com/
May 31st, 2006
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5 for offending Jesus freaks.
May 31st, 2006
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i thought tht song was by Guns N Roses?
May 31st, 2006
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oo wait, nvm.... Guns N ROses sang it better, but still 5'd!
May 31st, 2006
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that was ok
May 31st, 2006
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PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODS SAKE
May 31st, 2006
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I like it even more for the people offended by it. LOL
May 31st, 2006
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Win
May 31st, 2006
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Nice find. I'd change the text though, if you don't want to offend more people.
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Witty, and it's actually a classic tile-style.
May 31st, 2006
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5'd mostly because of the song.
May 31st, 2006
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haha nice! good choice of song lol
May 31st, 2006
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great music haha! glad I waited and saw it wasnt our God is an awesome God
May 31st, 2006
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make a better loop
May 31st, 2006
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Ghahehehe.. Excellent.
May 31st, 2006
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http://textbooksafetyisguaranteed.ytmnd.com/
May 31st, 2006
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5'd for Bob Dylan and fav'd for Blastphomy
May 31st, 2006
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TOP LEFT OF PIC=MARIJUANA :0
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funny
May 31st, 2006
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Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha....hahahahaha .... (I run out of breath around here).... hahahahahaha! X-D
June 1st, 2006
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teh win, lurve the audio so perfect
July 9th, 2006
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win
September 3rd, 2006
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better than sliced bread.
July 7th, 2007
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What can I say? Klever!