Created on: June 3rd, 2006

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This is my first YTMND. I anti-laughed so hard at this joke in the game, I decided to use my Audacity skills to show what I thought of it

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Half-Life 2: Episode One

Sound Origin:

Half-Life 2: Episode One

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Half-Life 2

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Zombine

zombie

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KingKenny04

June 3rd, 2006

11:59:18 AM CDT

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awesome. where'd u git the audio?

xtc

June 3rd, 2006

11:59:25 AM CDT

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rofl, does he actually says 'nope'?

Copet

June 3rd, 2006

12:00:12 PM CDT

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Good :)

Rippy

June 3rd, 2006

12:00:56 PM CDT

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HL2 Episode 1, right? Either way, good one. I like the spliced gun and pain sounds right after :)

Gentlemen

June 3rd, 2006

12:01:37 PM CDT

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Lol! Never played Half-life before but that was hilarious!

BrokenVisage

June 3rd, 2006

12:02:33 PM CDT

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Make her naked and I'll 5 u

CurdyButt

June 3rd, 2006

12:03:38 PM CDT

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hilarious

June 3rd, 2006

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June 3rd, 2006

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Add text and I'll five it.

Grayfox354

June 3rd, 2006

12:05:08 PM CDT

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I'd 1 star this because Gordan NEVER talks. Buuuuuuuut.. it's true, Alxy isn't funny and I'm not a douchebag enough to downvote gold. :D

Fuyush

June 3rd, 2006

12:06:52 PM CDT

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Gordans absolute silence after the joke (like always) is the best reaction to it.

Chav-Slayer

June 3rd, 2006

12:07:11 PM CDT

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Hahahaha. Very funny for a first YTMND. Keep it up!

esc861

June 3rd, 2006

12:08:00 PM CDT

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Funny, but I'd remove the 'nope'. It's sacrilegious...

lowcast

June 3rd, 2006

12:09:01 PM CDT

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cool beans?

rgd2k

June 3rd, 2006

12:09:37 PM CDT

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Barney is the one who says nope.

screwlogic

June 3rd, 2006

12:09:50 PM CDT

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remove the know and the alyx scream. people dont screm when shot int he face with a shotgun

Recoil42

June 3rd, 2006

12:11:23 PM CDT

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remove the "nope".

Katana

June 3rd, 2006

12:12:53 PM CDT

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Wow, didn't expect that reaction. Yeah, Gordon never actually talks, the "nope" is Barney from Half-Life 1. I just thought it was really funny right after the shotgun cock.

TGDoctorDeath

June 3rd, 2006

12:12:57 PM CDT

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lol i love this

losermeetsworld

June 3rd, 2006

12:13:42 PM CDT

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LMAO

GIVEMEREPLAY

June 3rd, 2006

12:14:54 PM CDT

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I liked it. Nice GFX by the way.

Faunis

June 3rd, 2006

12:15:31 PM CDT

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Wow. The end is the greatest.

Gentlemen

June 3rd, 2006

12:16:35 PM CDT

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Nah, I wouldn't remove the 'nope'

Kyousuke

June 3rd, 2006

12:17:22 PM CDT

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YOU WIN, PERFECT! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

MC-afteRbuRn

June 3rd, 2006

12:19:50 PM CDT

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Remove the nope ;p

evilforeignbody

June 3rd, 2006

12:20:43 PM CDT

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Quite nice, but I agree, complete silence after the joke (followed by her feeling awkward and stupid) is the best road for this one.

omar

June 3rd, 2006

12:20:50 PM CDT

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aha

omar

June 3rd, 2006

12:22:52 PM CDT

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she looks particularly ugly from that angle, btw gfx seem pretty decent, what card do you have?

Katana

June 3rd, 2006

12:28:40 PM CDT

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K, due to many people asking, I took out the "nope". I still like it, but...oh yeah, I didn't take out the pain sound, (when you listen to it without it, you can't tell what he hits) but put in one from a generic citizen that sounds much more like Alyx has 7 buckshot in her guts.

Redjakk

June 3rd, 2006

12:31:10 PM CDT

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MWA HA HA HA HA HA!

robwest

June 3rd, 2006

12:32:02 PM CDT

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lo, Zombine

mazdazoom

June 3rd, 2006

12:40:33 PM CDT

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lmao, i get it cuz its funny

GADBabaganoosh

June 3rd, 2006

12:42:27 PM CDT

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Hahahha, made me laugh in the game, and here, except for the shooting part.

scorpkris

June 3rd, 2006

12:44:16 PM CDT

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zombine isnt a funny joke, its only a cool name

Azoruk

June 3rd, 2006

12:45:22 PM CDT

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I love it. Remove the "nope". Just shoot her. It's wayyy funnier that way.

AxelTheRed

June 3rd, 2006

12:50:42 PM CDT

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Heh.

gamekid

June 3rd, 2006

12:51:00 PM CDT

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OWNED.

ps3fool

June 3rd, 2006

12:59:53 PM CDT

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Lmao! Gordon *kabang* i would shoot her for such a bad joke too!

Sum0

June 3rd, 2006

2:32:50 PM CDT

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:D nice one Katana old chum.

innocentbystander

June 3rd, 2006

10:41:58 PM CDT

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Great stuff. She's a lot less annoying in Ep 1, thankfully, but her joke was lame. Zombines, however, are nasty stuff.

KoolAidMan

June 5th, 2006

12:42:00 AM CDT

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Hint for the retarded: It was SUPPOSED to be a bad joke. How dense are you?

Suzuki

June 5th, 2006

8:43:03 PM CDT

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I laughed at it in the game because it was one of those "it was funny because it wasn't funny", if you get what I mean.

liv3d

June 6th, 2006

3:50:23 PM CDT

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Stupid Zombine joke :x

Vivid

June 7th, 2006

1:17:29 PM CDT

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awesome

giggity-giggity

June 9th, 2006

1:39:57 PM CDT

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HAHA! bitch got pwned!

Snappel328

June 14th, 2006

6:58:10 PM CDT

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Pointless.

royaljared

June 16th, 2006

1:02:17 AM CDT

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ROFLMAO!!!

Refractor

June 16th, 2006

6:50:18 PM CDT

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LOL, and Ive never even played that game....

sniper9x32

June 18th, 2006

2:48:41 PM CDT

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lol that game was way too easy o beat it in 1 hour and a half

Abdiel

June 19th, 2006

8:00:52 AM CDT

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"rofl, does he actually says 'nope'?" if i ever hear or see gordon open his mouth ill learn to bite my own ear off.

JimElNino

June 19th, 2006

10:46:45 PM CDT

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No, she isn't funny, but something tells me she doesn't get through life relying on her personality, if you know what I'm sayin'

Komodo

June 20th, 2006

3:55:07 PM CDT

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Good times, good times.

Jaysus

June 27th, 2006

4:01:54 PM CDT

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lollll

squirrelsgonewild

June 27th, 2006

4:02:26 PM CDT

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lolz

kodex

June 29th, 2006

2:40:07 PM CDT

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LMAO, nice ending!

Ryro

June 29th, 2006

7:16:03 PM CDT

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At that part in the game, all I could think about was Lex Luthor's atomic "WROOOOOOOOOOONG"

GQboy

June 29th, 2006

10:27:34 PM CDT

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zombine is funny

Ramen78

July 1st, 2006

5:20:49 PM CDT

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lol, a zombine.

Cats777

July 2nd, 2006

6:54:26 PM CDT

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FUKKEN WIN!

dation

July 3rd, 2006

1:55:14 PM CDT

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LOLLLLLLLLL.

KaosMaster

July 5th, 2006

11:51:09 PM CDT

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lol. die whore.

Tiako

July 6th, 2006

6:53:37 PM CDT

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You rock.

FallenAngels92

July 7th, 2006

8:26:16 PM CDT

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Yeah I was like wtf? Its dark, you coudl be mauled and turn into a zombine at any seconds and shes loving it, when my flashlight went out she made all these weird joking scary noises.

July 9th, 2006

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July 9th, 2006

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It gets this good? Man, I really play this--just need to find the time.

p0larbear

July 16th, 2006

9:48:48 AM CDT

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That's how a bad pun SHOULD be dealt with.

shiggy

July 16th, 2006

8:47:31 PM CDT

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awesome.

LargoSensei

July 17th, 2006

12:26:57 PM CDT

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that lame joke makes me sad that I paid 20 for it, it's only worth 15

Underweartaker

July 19th, 2006

3:09:21 AM CDT

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LOL PWNT!

iikryton

July 23rd, 2006

11:57:28 PM CDT

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I actually laughed when she said that in game

ewfd

July 24th, 2006

8:08:42 AM CDT

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lol

Baker

July 24th, 2006

6:35:02 PM CDT

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haha. What tickeded me off more were her zombie sounds in the dark.

vaporizedbaby

July 25th, 2006

4:31:58 AM CDT

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CLICK CLICK ... GORDON!!! ...*ERR...

Shieftain

July 25th, 2006

9:18:52 AM CDT

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LOL

Faro0

July 30th, 2006

8:18:02 PM CDT

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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

I2ain

July 31st, 2006

11:16:45 AM CDT

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HAHAHAH. I remember that part in the game. Nice audio

Xizer

July 31st, 2006

8:55:30 PM CDT

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worst joke ever

genkidama20

August 1st, 2006

7:04:16 AM CDT

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needs more gman, but a worthy YTMND nonetheless

PsychoKNTX

August 2nd, 2006

1:02:57 PM CDT

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HAH PWNT

QuickBlade

August 3rd, 2006

2:29:07 AM CDT

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I remember that part! 5!

Scissorfight

August 6th, 2006

3:05:40 PM CDT

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Oh dear

Bohab

August 7th, 2006

2:13:10 PM CDT

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lollerroffles

gnomehater

August 14th, 2006

12:13:24 PM CDT

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Thank you. I hated going through that. That joke didn't help.

Katana

August 14th, 2006

9:57:46 PM CDT

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GENKIDAMA2, THERE IS SO SO SO MUCH MORE TO GARRY'S MOD AND HL2 THAN THE G-MAN. You people need to respect HL2 for more than "wonderful time" and Alyx. FYI, "G-man is having a wonderful time" was not the first to use that music.

Last-man-sitting

August 16th, 2006

4:48:30 PM CDT

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that was f*cking hilarious

KaiserCSS

August 20th, 2006

3:46:09 AM CDT

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Haha, nice

thelurchster

August 20th, 2006