Scientology gives you a choice
Created on: June 29th, 2006
Scientology gives you a choice
Scientology gives you an interesting choice of options!

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WTFFTW.
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After watching a video like that, anyone who doesn't get out of the room on lollerskates is either stupid, crazy, or secretly in love with the video dude... in the case of Tom Cruise, all three.
June 29th, 2006
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LOL
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http://scientologypresidentonradio.ytmnd.com/ - President of Scientology acting like an idiot on radio
June 29th, 2006
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I choose to blow that dudes brains out kthx. It'd be nice if that gif was less dark.
June 29th, 2006
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omfg... sick Xenu on him
June 29th, 2006
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Death to religion.
June 29th, 2006
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Man, those scientology guys are messed up. He WANTS people who dont chose scientology to blow their brains out!
June 29th, 2006
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Hitler was right!
June 29th, 2006
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FREE XENU!
June 29th, 2006
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Omg.. I saw this and was gonna YTMND it... kudos for doing it first
June 29th, 2006
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Hail Xenu.
June 29th, 2006
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Religion... you call $cientology a religion? You give them way too much credit. I think I'll take the Bridge Jumping though, just to be different. =D
June 29th, 2006
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link to the full sound file plz
June 29th, 2006
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I choose diving off a bridge. I think they're giving you a hint there, like, "if you don't choose scientology, that's your choice,but we'll throw you off a bridge, or blow your brains out."
June 29th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. i think i see a veiled threat here.
June 29th, 2006
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Been done before
June 29th, 2006
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Jesus christ, who the hell would sign up to scientology after this sh*t? "if u don't join our religion ur dumb lol".
June 29th, 2006
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Actually they are subtly threatning to KILL YOU , if you don't covert !
June 29th, 2006
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Wait what happens if you feed a scientologist after midnight again? Damn it I missed the Question!
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rofl at live 8 last summer some guys were handing out pamphlets to see this video! i should have taken then up haha! they were all weird looking too, like cult leader types
June 29th, 2006
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Oh, I'm gonna mention it. Crazies.
June 29th, 2006
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I choose brain blowing.
June 29th, 2006
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5 for i choose brain blowing
June 29th, 2006
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hey guys HERES THE FULL VIDEO http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3748589621013011299
June 29th, 2006
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^^^ Thanks
June 29th, 2006
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I have a better choice after watching this video: Freeing me.
June 29th, 2006
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I'd rather dive off a bridge as well.
June 29th, 2006
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lol @ the second comment about leaving the room on lollerskates
June 29th, 2006
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lol is this for real?
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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3'd
June 29th, 2006
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I have printed this YTMND, pureed it, and poured the resulting winsauce all over my waffles.
June 29th, 2006
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We've had the whole clip before, and back when teh Scientology things was fresher to us.
June 29th, 2006
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Join these nutters, or blow my brains out? Where's my shotgun?
June 29th, 2006
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That's great!
June 29th, 2006
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I don't usually downvote but this isn't new at all :/
June 29th, 2006
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http://scientologyrecruitment.ytmnd.com/
June 29th, 2006
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I'd rather just go to hell...
June 29th, 2006
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WTF LOL
June 29th, 2006
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Wait, what are the choices again?
June 29th, 2006
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i'm frightened auntie em! i'm frightened!
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lol @ extreme comparisons.
June 29th, 2006
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Scientology kills!
June 29th, 2006
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f*ckers...
June 29th, 2006
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lol, coercion
June 29th, 2006
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lol
June 30th, 2006
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someone should couple this with the "red pill/blue pill" scene from the matrix.
June 30th, 2006
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omfg, scientology removed the orientaition video from video.google.com! :O
July 8th, 2006
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Would be funnier if it wasn't from a real Co$ orientation video. ;x
July 8th, 2006
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Is this real?
July 25th, 2006
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I watched that video on Google and all it was missing was, "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"
July 30th, 2006
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... so everything they said about scientology is true.. I-I thought it was just jokes..but it's true.
August 1st, 2006
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IHOP!
August 1st, 2006
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damn, scientology is so evil
August 2nd, 2006
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You can watch this whole video on google videos btw, I found it, just look for scientology orientation
August 15th, 2006
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more like http://domokunprevent.ytmnd.com/
August 28th, 2006
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f*cking anus scientologists... f*ck them
September 4th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 16th, 2006
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Never said mentioning scientology in the negative!
September 19th, 2006
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"and never mention scientology again" - Yeah it would be stupid becouse you dam well know just how stupid it is. What he dosen't say is your not free to go to the world and denounce the obveous fraud. If you lissen carefully he tells you what they plan for anyone who dose denounce scientology "you could blow your brains out".
January 12th, 2007
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Peer Pressure FTW, as if our nation's youth didn't have enough to worry about!
January 17th, 2007
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Scary... but isn't that the point?
January 17th, 2007
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oh sh*t. Awesome. I actually saw this. Man, you should put more. It only got worse & worse & funnier & funnier.
January 17th, 2007
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Sounds like a threat to me. Talk and you die.
January 18th, 2007
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anyone who sticks around after that is a moron annd should be expelled from the gene pool
January 18th, 2007
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I choose not to blow... all my money.
May 21st, 2007
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Is that a veiled threat?