Final Staring Contest (For The Fate Of The Internets!)
The Ultimate Staring Contest Champion returns for one last no-holds-barred struggle for the fate of the internets. Can he be defeated?? (LONGISH LOAD, BEST ON FIREFOX. HIGHER QUALITY MUSIC - http://tinyurl.com/l6j3s .)

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July 6th, 2006
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its only 3 mins long if your pc is not GAY
July 6th, 2006
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I might have won. But I probably blinked and didn't realize it, heh.
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I won! YTMNDs are difficult to make truly interactive; thanks for the change of pace. And thank you for making it beat-able.
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what a bastard
July 6th, 2006
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I am a wiener!
July 7th, 2006
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5 for Interactive YTMNDS!
July 7th, 2006
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I am the staring contest king, no jokes, no jokes in this comment.
July 7th, 2006
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4 for: music not lasting the length of the contest, illegible text due to size and often inappropriate colour, not including the shadow of his face in the hue mask and random images from Densha Otoko for no reason. You can make this YTMND perfect! For all Internets.
July 7th, 2006
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Tooooooo loooooooong, but Muse rules
July 7th, 2006
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gif lasts 3 mins as does song fyi. if gif is going slower on your pc,,, get a new pc
July 7th, 2006
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I lasted until he turned into a cyborg, do I still win?
July 7th, 2006
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Sorry, I'm not going to do it because there are too many scare sites I've experienced in the past, but I'll still give you a 5.
July 7th, 2006
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I thought it was gonna be a screamer.
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I lost
July 8th, 2006
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for those of you who say this isnt original or the original was better: HE MADE THE ORIGINAL! but i to failed at beating him...damn u picard, we'll meet again.
July 8th, 2006
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That's obnoxiously long.
July 8th, 2006
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Beads of sweat running down his forehead ftw.
July 8th, 2006
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yes yes YES f*ckign sweet kick f*ckign *ss i loved it like i loved your god damned mother yes YES!!!!!!!!!!!
July 8th, 2006
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Great.
July 8th, 2006
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I won because I have two glass eyes.
July 8th, 2006
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Epic.
July 8th, 2006
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5'd for awesome song
July 8th, 2006
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f*ck, ima beat this f*cker one day! 5'd for makin me come back!
July 8th, 2006
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I'm going to add the original to my favorites. This wasn't as funny, but I still liked it.
July 8th, 2006
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that was intense. Rather than "rofl, it's a picture", it was like.. awzm. Especially with the quick scan at the beginning.
July 9th, 2006
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I won. tee hee.
July 9th, 2006
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this is one of my favorite ytmnds
July 9th, 2006
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5'd for being interactive
July 9th, 2006
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whoever wins, eyes hurt.
July 9th, 2006
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5'd and faved. Well done.
July 9th, 2006
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I lasted ten minutes against the one that lasted forever, so this was easy.
July 9th, 2006
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i winner!
July 9th, 2006
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kick ass, y0
July 9th, 2006
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OMG HAX! I still won.
July 10th, 2006
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Out stared, win.
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WIN WIN WIN
July 10th, 2006
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i lost, but he just kept staring... and staring, with those empty, empty eyes, never blinking... until he sploded
July 10th, 2006
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Pure unrefined win
July 10th, 2006
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5'd for nicely edited Muse song... and for ridiculously long site...
July 10th, 2006
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nice editing
July 10th, 2006
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YES, I AM TEH_WINNER OF TEH_INTERNETS!!! CALL ME THE STARING CHAMPION!
July 10th, 2006
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Pfft. Too easy. My concentration is near infinite.
July 11th, 2006
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loolol thats tight
July 11th, 2006
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Nice!!!
July 11th, 2006
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You're winnar!
July 11th, 2006
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After someone mentioned that the music lasts as long as the GIF, I watched it in Firefox and it did. Therefore, IE7 beta 2 sucks for YTMND. Nuke IE7.
July 11th, 2006
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MY EYES!
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This becomes doubly as hilarious as I sit here and watch it topless. Because he is now staring at my boobs. And GOD I LOVE THIS MUSIC.
July 11th, 2006
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Oh god... I was so close to winning.. And then... Oh my god, the goggles, THEY DO NOTHING.
July 11th, 2006
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that was incredibly easy. i never even felt the urge to blink. i am the stare master!
July 11th, 2006
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Awesome. That song by Muse is equally awesome.
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my eyes! THEY BURN ARGH !!! thanks to you, ill never be the man now dog!
July 11th, 2006
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that was incredibly easy. i never even felt the urge to blink. i am the stare master! Same here. i just focused on the music and looked at his right eye and kinda dozed off with my eyes open. but yea, get rid of distractions, since you cant even read the text.
July 11th, 2006
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It's like a boss battle for my eyes. One day I shall defeat him, if not with my eyes, MY BARE HANDS.
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well-suited music, original idea, and perfect execution. I bow to you, Cosmopanda. How long do you have to stare before you win exactly?
July 12th, 2006
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What the hell was the guy giving me the middle finger for? I just refresh and there he is.
July 12th, 2006
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I lost... I'll admit it... but (I don't know why) I'm lovin' it
July 12th, 2006
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that was in-f*cking-credible
July 12th, 2006
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I couldn't do it :(
July 12th, 2006
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My eyes were crying sweet sweet emo tears, and the music made me feel like a champion.
July 12th, 2006
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this amused the lol gods
July 12th, 2006
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Luckily I don't believe in blinking. A five for you and all your household.
July 13th, 2006
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A couple of seconds after NEDM came up, my eyes died :(
July 14th, 2006
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jesus..   I lost :(
July 14th, 2006
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You sir are a god.
July 14th, 2006
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Also +5000 for Muse.
July 14th, 2006
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Tip: If you have contacts, it's way easier.
July 14th, 2006
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this is TOO AWESOME I DEMAND THIS BE ON ALL OF YOUR FAVORITES looooooool
July 15th, 2006
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G R E A T N E S S
July 15th, 2006
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I BEAT IT!! YES!! PRAISE ME, INTERNETS! +5 to epeen
July 15th, 2006
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This is truly the most epic ytmnd I have ever seen the internets are safe once again.
July 15th, 2006
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I think this is the greatest YTMND I've ever seen. Also, I now require visine.
July 16th, 2006
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Longest good YTMND ever
July 16th, 2006
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I lost... ouch... my eyes...
July 16th, 2006
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My sister's one overriding talent is her ability at staring contest. She requires a much stronger foe than this, grasshopper.
July 17th, 2006
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BEST YTMND EVER. Music syncs with gid (good song btw) and the gif is fantastic. I found myself actually staring, until I realised it was just a gif... haha. I was half expecting his face to turn into happycat, but was glad to be wrong.
July 17th, 2006
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brilliant ytmnd
July 17th, 2006
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SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER
July 17th, 2006
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Pretty funny but too long (which is part of the joke I suppose).
July 17th, 2006
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The only negative thing I can say about this is that his teeth look weird towards the end. Otherwise, this defines win.
July 17th, 2006
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SAWEET!!!
July 17th, 2006
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omg, that was great. and i losted!
July 17th, 2006
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You should watermark this...
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I won. ^_^
July 17th, 2006
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I had never so much fun staring at my computer screen! Therefor i salute you, man. awesome
July 17th, 2006
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This was awesome. Fav'd. The music makes it so epic.
July 17th, 2006
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Epic job. This really needs to be put in the Hall of Fame.
July 17th, 2006
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win
July 17th, 2006
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+258766 For Muse, +5.1 for NEDM in keywords
July 17th, 2006
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OMFG HE USED CYBORG EYE HAX
July 17th, 2006
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MY EYE!!!11 ITS BURNING!!!11 >_
July 17th, 2006
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My bloody anti-virus updated and popped up to remind me that's what it had done, and i blinked. The internet is doomed.
July 17th, 2006
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5'd for Muse. god more people need to hear them
July 17th, 2006
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Epic music, hi-larious idea, and generally well-executed. Bravo.
July 17th, 2006
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MY EYES BURN LIKE FIRE
July 17th, 2006
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Wow. I actually made it through.
July 17th, 2006
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Zeejus, I watched the whole "eel girl" on stile, then stared at this... who do i sue for eye damage?
July 17th, 2006
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5'ed because I saved the internets without cheating. My eyes don't even hurt. I thought I was going to get a sudden NEDM at the end. :P
July 17th, 2006
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You need to make a version for people with contacts. Because I wear them and find staring impossible.
July 17th, 2006
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Very well done(I win the internets!)
July 17th, 2006
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wINNAR
July 17th, 2006
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I won, lol
July 17th, 2006
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This has got to be the raddest music of all time.
July 17th, 2006
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Yeee haww, I Won!!! good ytmnd. It was quite fun
July 17th, 2006
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I win.
July 18th, 2006
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i won! easy stuff bein a gamer tho my eyes did burn a bit
July 18th, 2006
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Kicked his robot ass.
July 18th, 2006
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YA RLY. as ForkHead said above u should watermark this - it's gonna go up on ef*gs world. great job
July 18th, 2006
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lol, the first 30 seconds make it worth it.
July 18th, 2006
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The internets are safe again!
July 18th, 2006
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you had me at epic helmet.
July 18th, 2006
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Winner. For the sake of intraweb.
July 18th, 2006
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i won!!!
July 18th, 2006
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awesome!!!!
July 18th, 2006
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July 18th, 2006
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epicness O_O
July 18th, 2006
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when his eye exploded that made me blink ;_; it was a trap
July 18th, 2006
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I won. I once beat a portrait of Hitler in a staring contest.
July 18th, 2006
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5'd
July 18th, 2006
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Stunning. I'm tempted to go lower all other votes I've ever given and make this my only 5 site.
July 18th, 2006
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i just beat his ass the entire time expecting one of thise things to pop up and scare you
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My overactive tear ducts guaranteed an easy defeat. Now my desk is full of tear water. Your gonna have to make it 23 minutes.
July 18th, 2006
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Very, Very well done. Bravo. Excellent choice of music, also.
July 18th, 2006
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WOO
July 18th, 2006
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You done good, kid. You done right good.
July 18th, 2006
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Why am I staring at black? ohhhhh you use flash. 1'd.
July 18th, 2006
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JThundley fails at life
July 18th, 2006
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This... is *beauty*.
July 18th, 2006
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I won!
July 18th, 2006
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I blinked at happy cat comment. To funny not to laugh.
July 18th, 2006
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YTMND of the...month.
July 18th, 2006
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ORIGINALITY FTW!
July 18th, 2006
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uh... i actually did win, no joke, the trick is to just let your eyes slide out of focus and relax, staring is no good, escpecially at a screen
July 18th, 2006
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One of the most epic battles ever to be seen on YTMND.
July 18th, 2006
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Very nice, can't beleive I won.
July 18th, 2006
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well done
July 18th, 2006
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if this dosnt make top 15, top rated, and hall of fame all at the same time, I will be angry.
July 18th, 2006
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Amazing
July 18th, 2006
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dammit. made it until he gritted his teeth wider and his face got red. DAMN YOU RICHARDS!
July 18th, 2006
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epic!!
July 19th, 2006
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1 for music 1 for effort 1 for interactive 2 for me actually winning
July 19th, 2006
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Sweeet, and I almost won!
July 19th, 2006
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5 because i finally won.. after long and enduring training i finally save and win all internets.
July 19th, 2006
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Dude, I haven't spent that much time watching an ytmnd in ages... 5'd!
July 20th, 2006
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I can't believe you made me watch it to the end. You are a f*cking genius.
July 20th, 2006
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Man this song sounds so familiar, like its from contra or some old school shooter. Is it from any movie or game soundtrack? PS I know its by muse but damn its familiar
July 21st, 2006
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wonderful
July 21st, 2006
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Everything about this YTMND is perfect. Five'd. Fav'd.
July 21st, 2006
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awesome
July 21st, 2006
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HAHAHA~!!! I own his cybernetic ass! And the best part is I didn't cheat any of the seven times I played! And what's even better? When I won, all the anime characters on TV were cheering! WHAT TIMING!!!
July 21st, 2006
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Amazing. Might be the best YTMND to date
July 21st, 2006
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My eyes were so watery my vision was blurry and they were twitching like mad but I WON!
July 21st, 2006
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blinked at a little bit after picard
July 22nd, 2006
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Awesome
July 22nd, 2006
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Damn. I got about 3/4 way and failed. -_-
July 22nd, 2006
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Amazing lol
July 22nd, 2006
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fived just for song, this needs to be on the next soundtrack.
July 23rd, 2006
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jesus, this must have taken forever!
July 23rd, 2006
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July 23rd, 2006
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ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!
July 23rd, 2006
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5 for idea, execution of idea and song.
July 24th, 2006
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Cool... i lost around when his eyes started to close (when picard said hes weakening) Looks like u put a ton of work into it lol... 5'd =]
July 24th, 2006
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i just loved those encouraging popups.. :)
July 24th, 2006
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Great edit. I lost when i tried to refocus my eyes :(
July 24th, 2006
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Can Anyone prove that they can beat this? I made it but im not sure how i can prove it aside from making a huge *ss movie from my little webcam thing. Making a reference to the counting up thing in binary so there is no confusion. Anyone have that kind of proof? Just curious.
July 24th, 2006
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I've had worse.
July 25th, 2006
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LOL!!!
July 25th, 2006
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ROFL... He was a cyborg rofl...
July 25th, 2006
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i blinked about two seconds before the "YOU WIN" message, do i still win?
July 25th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 25th, 2006
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It took me a while to train myself to be able to do it but I did it! Best ytmnd ever, man.
July 25th, 2006
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Someone mentioned earlier ...watermarking. I'd recommend it. Great work BTW
July 25th, 2006
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I HATE YOU
July 25th, 2006
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Way to steal from 4chan.
July 25th, 2006
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fkcing amaizng4
July 25th, 2006
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This is amazing, well done.
July 25th, 2006
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I won, but my eyes are watery as hell.
July 25th, 2006
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I could have won, but it got to the point where I thought it would go on forever. I got tired of it like 10 seconds before it ended.
July 25th, 2006
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hey... i went and did my laudry while and it's still going!!
July 25th, 2006
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5'd for song.
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2 ez gg xD
July 25th, 2006
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Win.
July 25th, 2006
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lol
July 25th, 2006
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This is in the Top 15 again? This STILL deserves Hall of Fame. Now Moreso then ever.
July 25th, 2006
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Yay.
July 25th, 2006
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I cheated, and I STILL lost!
July 25th, 2006
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He showed his teeth first I win.
July 25th, 2006
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very nice
July 25th, 2006
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wow, i'm amazed this made top 15 today
July 25th, 2006
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i'm not a YTMND purist, but I just can't commit to a site this long
July 25th, 2006
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Very well done, I love the music, and the graphics are very well done as well, this is definitly a 5 + favorites
July 25th, 2006
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XD I DID WIN
July 25th, 2006
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lol, perfect.
July 25th, 2006
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pffff that was easy I reloaded and beat him twice with out blinking make it longer and more flashes and sh*t to distract!!
July 25th, 2006
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This was a really cool YTMND. IT WAS EPIC AND WITH EVEN MORE EPIC MUSIC.
July 25th, 2006
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lol i doubt any of these people actually won... but... i .. want that song
July 25th, 2006
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Dangit. I NEVER have to blink. There's no challenge. :(
July 25th, 2006
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You should make him wither and become dead like one of the mini bosses from Super Metroid.
July 26th, 2006
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how is this in the top 15 again...at 3 in the morning with 2500 views??? Flabbergasted. How long is the you win frame??
July 26th, 2006
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forgot to comment b4 but this ytmnd rox so hard
July 26th, 2006
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I couldn't win T_T
July 26th, 2006
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i was searching for ultimate staring contest, as i do every day, and this popped up.
July 26th, 2006
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Cool music + Cool gif, instant win.
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Pretty easy to stare for a long period of time if you don't open your eyelids too much. Just keep them relaxed.
July 26th, 2006
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this is by far the most original YTMND I've seen in a long time
July 26th, 2006
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whatever you cheaters
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5 cuz its cool, effort, and good music.
July 26th, 2006
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about time this was top 15 this is the first time it's made the list.. its been in top rated for a few weeks. (i'm comopanda's brother and edited the music so thanks anyone who liked it)
July 26th, 2006
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"HEY KID, I'MA COMPUTA...you can't beat me!"
July 26th, 2006
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I won. I'm damn good at idle stares.
July 26th, 2006
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f*ck! It made me laugh when it showed his teeth. Awsome job though man.
July 26th, 2006
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Clever. Well done.
July 26th, 2006
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THIS YTMND f*ckIN WINS
July 26th, 2006
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I think I got less than halfway :(
July 26th, 2006
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Tell him to BRING IT next time!
July 26th, 2006
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Best track on BH&R also I didn't even try
July 26th, 2006
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5'd coz I actually went along for it.
July 26th, 2006
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so... long...
July 26th, 2006
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I wish you could fix the slow-ness of it. Congrats on making it back to the top 15, this really is one of my favorites.
July 26th, 2006
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All to easy. Didnt even make a face. I once had a stareing contest that lasted 5 minutes. while people blew in MY eyes helping him win. I still won.
July 26th, 2006
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Logged in to add this to favorites. This defines epic in ways I can only begin to comprehend.
July 26th, 2006
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omg, i lost :-/
July 26th, 2006
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awesome
July 26th, 2006
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i have a nervous blinking habbit. to me staring contests FTL but 5'd anyway
July 26th, 2006
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Whew, after 4 attempts, I have finally succeeded.
July 26th, 2006
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Holy cow, top 15'd? Thankyou everyone! And to answer some questions, the "you win" frame is infinite, and its best viewed in firefox, should only be 3 minutes long or so.
July 26th, 2006
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Damn, this is hard :(
July 26th, 2006
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this one definetly deserves sponsorship
July 26th, 2006
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I cheated. :(
July 26th, 2006
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what would make this great is if you remade it so somewhere down the line NEDM pops out and the NEDM song plays
July 26th, 2006
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You get my fave
July 26th, 2006
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Probably the best YTMND ever created.
July 26th, 2006
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Rofl muse
July 26th, 2006
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I WON!
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That's hilarious.
July 26th, 2006
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i actually won this.
July 26th, 2006
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I started to falter when NDEM does his doom music line, and I blinked when it zoomed out.
July 26th, 2006
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"the 'you win' frame is infinite, and its best viewed in firefox, should only be 3 minutes long or so." That's not very infinite now, is it?
July 26th, 2006
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....I WON! BOW BEFORE YOUR BLEARY EYED GOD
July 26th, 2006
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OH GOD, I CAN'T DO IT!!! ::sob::
July 26th, 2006
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We've finally defeated the ultimate nemisis!
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very nice
July 26th, 2006
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Best interactive ytmnd ever. Very enteraining, sweet job on the music too, its awesome.
July 26th, 2006
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I won. Awesome idea, perfect execution, 5.
July 26th, 2006
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lol comment
July 26th, 2006
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5'd for sweat
July 26th, 2006
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dear lord, my eyes are bleeding
July 26th, 2006
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5 for densha
July 26th, 2006
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nice, damn nice
July 26th, 2006
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Really good. Too much fad-pandering to earn a five, I'm afraid.
July 26th, 2006
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this music rawks
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