Hardware has never been so sexy
Created on: July 14th, 2006
Hardware has never been so sexy
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July 14th, 2006
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0_0
July 14th, 2006
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semen on card is born!
July 14th, 2006
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semen on card help plz
July 14th, 2006
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i see semen and i see card, but no semen on card... semen on card for great justice!
July 14th, 2006
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BUAHAHAHHAHAH
July 14th, 2006
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lol wut?
July 14th, 2006
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LOL...
July 14th, 2006
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Jerking Off FTW!
July 14th, 2006
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I lol'd for the first time in a while. Thx. Seems somebody's "friend" gets waaaay too much pleasure tinkering with his computer.
July 14th, 2006
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SO f*ckING OLD
July 14th, 2006
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winner!
July 14th, 2006
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5'd for using quotation marks.
July 14th, 2006
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apparently video cards are considered arousing.
July 14th, 2006
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LOL! WTF?!
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five if you get the link.
July 14th, 2006
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0_0
July 14th, 2006
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plus 5 for spongebolton's comment, plus this is funny
July 14th, 2006
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Link for 5.
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Ho...ly.....f*ck. I know MamoVaka!!! He used to post on an automotive forum I'm a member of. He owns a Lotus Elise. Boy oh boy...5 stars for humiliating someone I know.
July 14th, 2006
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That reaches all new kinds of desperate. XD
July 14th, 2006
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o_0
July 14th, 2006
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Yea he really did that in rl... anyone who posts something did it in rl.
July 14th, 2006
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computer fuker!
July 14th, 2006
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What a n00b.
July 14th, 2006
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"he"???
July 15th, 2006
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...It was probably a joke...
July 15th, 2006
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old.
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looks fake as hell. The whole "friend" thing seems overdone.
July 15th, 2006
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fake
July 15th, 2006
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July 15th, 2006
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fake and old probably
July 15th, 2006
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Sounds like a troll. It's a good troll though.
July 15th, 2006
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I like.....put a card in my vagina! LOLORZ!
July 15th, 2006
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ugh, technophilia.
July 15th, 2006
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"seminary fluid"
July 15th, 2006
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I need to go....tinker....with my hardware....
July 15th, 2006
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lmao
July 15th, 2006
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cant be real, gotta be a joke...
July 15th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia, semen goes on card!
March 18th, 2008
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In Soviet Russia, Card jacks off on YOU!
July 15th, 2006
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hey look i underlined something i found on the internet!
July 15th, 2006
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O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o XD XD XD XD XD
July 15th, 2006
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wow
July 15th, 2006
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W. T. F?
July 15th, 2006
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Holy sh*t.
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WTF? 5'd for comment: "ugh, technophilia."
July 15th, 2006
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what a retard
July 15th, 2006
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PUT SEMEN ON CARD!
July 15th, 2006
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lol wtf
July 15th, 2006
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Obvious joke though..
July 15th, 2006
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I'm not sure what to do right now, so 0 stars for now.
July 15th, 2006
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Isn't seminary fluid what you use to keep your priest clean? :)
July 15th, 2006
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I put another 512 MB of RAM in my PC (1 GB total) and I still didn't get THAT aroused.
July 15th, 2006
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Good thing I made sure to aim mine the other way when I was installing my 7900 GT KO the other day! :D
July 15th, 2006
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Imagine him trying to get a replacement... "Yeah, there was semen in my video card when I got it..."
July 15th, 2006
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WHAT THE f*ck HIS "FRIEND" IS HIMSELF! LOL!!
July 15th, 2006
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Why the hell would he put quotes around "friend"? That just makes it even more obvious it was him.
July 15th, 2006
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the scary part is its true - http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298
July 15th, 2006
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Oh. My. God! 5'd for the sheer WTF of it all!
July 15th, 2006
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He should kill himself. Also it was probobly that ninja from the first episode of the Venture Bros.
July 15th, 2006
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Forum troll.
July 15th, 2006
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Listen, if you're going to sound credible? Don't type it as "friend". LOL.
July 15th, 2006
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"http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298" Later in the thread, the same guy ruins the joke. Still an immensely hilarious thing to think about...O_O
July 15th, 2006
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My "friend" thinks that is f*cking HOT.
July 15th, 2006
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could he be any more obvious, "friend" lol
July 15th, 2006
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dotdotdot
July 15th, 2006
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July 16th, 2006
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you ftw!!!!
July 16th, 2006
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5 for domain
July 16th, 2006
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just tell the card a relationship wouldn't work, she'll understand.
July 16th, 2006
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Deserves a 5 already, but +5 for the URL...GeForce jism. Heh.
July 16th, 2006
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That sounds EXACTLY Like my Brother.. Lol. Except he's never done that.
July 16th, 2006
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Lol
July 16th, 2006
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My advice, don't jerk off on the computer.
July 16th, 2006
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seen this before... but meh
July 16th, 2006
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5
July 16th, 2006
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wow dude, this was on hardocp like 3 years ago.
July 16th, 2006
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i wonder what advice he got
July 16th, 2006
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SOC.
July 16th, 2006
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Even if this was old... What the hell?! O_o
July 16th, 2006
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older than god
July 16th, 2006
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damn you got a computer pregnant, 4'ed
July 16th, 2006
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person in question = PURE NERD. Haha
July 16th, 2006
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I rofls so hard I did a barrel roll!
July 16th, 2006
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sem·i·nar·y - n. pl. sem·i·nar·ies - 1. A school, especially a theological school for the training of priests, ministers, or rabbis.
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July 16th, 2006
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OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GTFO!
July 16th, 2006
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The funny thing is that "Seminary" isn't a word...at least not one that means what he thinks it does
July 16th, 2006
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5'd lol cause i have the same card
July 16th, 2006
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semen on card > shoe on head
July 16th, 2006
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lmao "what if"
July 16th, 2006
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o_o
July 16th, 2006
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WTF FACTOR OVERDOSE...MASSIVE BRAIN LEAKAGE!!!!!!!....
July 17th, 2006
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Lol GL getting EVGA support!
July 17th, 2006
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Reading the thread is the best so is one guy's comment: Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK
July 17th, 2006
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This guy is either asian, or 400 pounds.
July 17th, 2006
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Seems like I've seen this or a similar post before?
July 17th, 2006
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5 for quotation of "he"
July 17th, 2006
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fake
July 17th, 2006
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"friend"
July 17th, 2006
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XD
July 17th, 2006
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How do I jizzed on card?
July 17th, 2006
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Troll post :P
July 17th, 2006
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XD
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5'd for human stupidity
July 17th, 2006
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^_^
July 17th, 2006
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lol nphilia
July 17th, 2006
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old but good :)
July 17th, 2006
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the nvidia mermaid Nalu (on the fan housing) got fapped to
July 17th, 2006
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Doesn't semen have some sort of acid in it?
July 17th, 2006
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0.o show the responses in an update plz
July 17th, 2006
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words cannot explain..
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PUT SEMEN ON CARD (for great justice)
July 17th, 2006
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Just because it was on the nVidia boards, it gets 5'd.
July 17th, 2006
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Music is completely out of place...
July 17th, 2006
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lolsterbation, his vidoe card got skeeted on.
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what an idiot
July 17th, 2006
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fake!
July 17th, 2006
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i'm starting to think "check out this funny forum post that's probably fake anyway!" ytmnds are worse than googlefights.
July 17th, 2006
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aahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha!
July 17th, 2006
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O.o
July 17th, 2006
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http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298&page=1&pp=15
July 17th, 2006
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gay, because its a obvious joke
July 17th, 2006
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he had to have his computer shut down if he was installing his card, correct? which means, what the hell was he jerking off too? was he so happy he just got that card that it made him want to drop trou and immediately rub one off? also, cocks.
July 17th, 2006
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This, combined with Live Jasmin! would own
July 17th, 2006
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WoW over a year old!
July 17th, 2006
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Nesm ( not even semen ) LOL
July 17th, 2006
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July 17th, 2006
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hypothetical
July 17th, 2006
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old news...
July 17th, 2006
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hahahahahaha
July 17th, 2006
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MamoVaka:I must admit that it was in fact a joke thread..Come on did anyone here really believe someone jerked off on their card?!? especially a 500.00+ 6800 ultra! Anyway.. Thanks for all the appreciation!!! http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=857199&postcount=505
July 17th, 2006
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July 17th, 2006
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omg nvidia 7900 series now w. semen guard
July 17th, 2006
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subtle, very subtle..
July 17th, 2006
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lol nvidia
July 17th, 2006
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well, don't they have a GeForce now with spermicide? someone should mention that to him
July 17th, 2006
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Yeah,because someone would totally post a legitimate question like that.Right?
July 17th, 2006
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rofl
July 17th, 2006
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Nvidia 7900 Splooge
July 17th, 2006
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Fake or not, "seminary fluid" deserves a 5 in and of itself.
July 17th, 2006
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graphics card on head plz
July 17th, 2006
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Probably fake but oh well haha!
July 17th, 2006
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wtf indeed
July 17th, 2006
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Here's some advice: get better "friends"
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"lol"
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I knew a blind person once
July 17th, 2006
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"My friend..." Bullsh*t. NOw, if it was a 7950, I'd understand the urges, but a POS 6800? No.
July 17th, 2006
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you can put it on the board......yes!!
July 17th, 2006
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LOL O_0
July 17th, 2006
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like how he obviously put " around friend so we knew it was him. lol for his f*ggatory and no lol for his quest for attention.
July 17th, 2006
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3 for making me laugh -3 for most likely being fake
July 17th, 2006
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i mean't -2 =p
July 17th, 2006
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5 for link.
July 17th, 2006
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My advice... Get a new friend.
July 17th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
July 17th, 2006
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MamoVaka: owned by YTMND.
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WTF, LOL XD... Sir, you win the internets for finding this.
July 17th, 2006
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f*cking disgusting.
July 17th, 2006
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*Twitch, twitch. Blink blink blink. Twitch some more. One more blink* WHAT??????
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Good lord. I can understand jacking off to porn, but while UPGRADING A PC?!?
July 17th, 2006
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I think he jizzed on his board, rofl. Not his "friend." Unless his friend is Mr. Lefty, rofl.
July 17th, 2006
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I think hes on his own!
July 17th, 2006
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WIN!
July 17th, 2006
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old as dirt
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lol, old
July 17th, 2006
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HAHAHA This is sheer awesome. He must be embarassed as f*ck. It would so suck if he was a ytmnd user and saw this!
July 17th, 2006
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You made me say WTF out loud, 5 stars!
July 17th, 2006
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Oh come the f*ck on. The post alone is from 2005! This has been posted on every site known to man.
July 17th, 2006
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the quotes mean it actually happened and in no way is made up!
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omg there should be laws against violating your cards lol.
July 17th, 2006
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spongebolton is right...semen on card FGJ!
July 17th, 2006
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Roflsaurus!!!1
July 17th, 2006
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I see funnier sh*t on forums every day
July 17th, 2006
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i say these are fake
July 17th, 2006
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hehehe... stupid friend
July 17th, 2006
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fake or old or real.. this belongs no where in the top 15
July 17th, 2006
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Get a better graphics card, thats not even a 7000!
July 17th, 2006
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blue mech is a nerd.
July 17th, 2006
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Begging your pardon?..
July 17th, 2006
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Affected is right. BS detector is ring-a-ding-dinging, sorry.
July 17th, 2006
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What is everybody laughing at?? Semen >>>> Arctic Silver anyday
July 17th, 2006
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O_O
July 17th, 2006
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Uhhh...wow...
July 17th, 2006
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jizz GPU
July 17th, 2006
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yum.
July 17th, 2006
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Not funny if it was meant to be joke.
July 17th, 2006
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0.o i call that owned!
August 18th, 2006
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put semen on card
April 3rd, 2007
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