Crazy Telemarketing Gangsta Rap
Created on: July 17th, 2006
Crazy Telemarketing Gangsta Rap
Crazy Telemarketing Lady gives a shout-out to the oppressed people. Oppressed by telemarketing, that is.

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July 17th, 2006
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The preloader is not for sync purposes, but simply for preloading purposes. I think it just comes across better when you don't see the image first and then wait for the big sound to load.
July 17th, 2006
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First to 5? Wootsause!
July 17th, 2006
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Boy you did that really well, I'm plesasntly surprised
July 17th, 2006
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lol, you've even managed to capture the feel of those freaking annoying DJs always screaming in the background on mixtapes. All teh internets are belong to you.
July 17th, 2006
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Wow, more than 2 voters! Took long enough.
July 17th, 2006
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you can put it on the board......yes!!
July 17th, 2006
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kick ass
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ok.. yuo seriously win the internets!
July 17th, 2006
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Not too bad.
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it doesn't bother me ma'am
July 17th, 2006
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Indeed
July 17th, 2006
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WIN
July 17th, 2006
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I love ytmnd's new fad :D
July 17th, 2006
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rofl f*cking mao
July 17th, 2006
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Hilarious. Inevitable.
July 17th, 2006
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you're a life destroyer RAAAAAUUGHH you're a RAAAAAUGHH RAAAAUUUGH RAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH!!!
July 17th, 2006
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sweet.
July 17th, 2006
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5'd
July 17th, 2006
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thats GREAT =p. I really hope she finds ytmnd one day.
July 17th, 2006
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nice touch adding "i heard a click" XD
July 17th, 2006
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*Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* lol
July 17th, 2006
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someone should try to get some more weird sounds out of her though, or just get one word clips on repeat like "die die die! raaaaugh" etc.
July 17th, 2006
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god damn lol
July 17th, 2006
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This is why I love ytmnd.
July 17th, 2006
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OMFG AUTOMATIC FIVE! I love this its great that you did a rap remix lol!
July 17th, 2006
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wow this should be on the top 15 now
July 17th, 2006
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"This is what we do"...I am born anew in your genius.
July 17th, 2006
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Oh yeah, this Rox!
July 17th, 2006
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almost a 5
July 17th, 2006
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I hate rap, but I love this.
July 17th, 2006
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Very well done
July 17th, 2006
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This is my favorite YTMND to date. You win, SirLemming! Have a million internets! And f*ck the downvoters!
July 17th, 2006
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after hearing this, it makes me wonder what fun the hassad market calls could provide
July 17th, 2006
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THE NEW COSBY BEBOP
July 17th, 2006
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lol, flows well.
July 17th, 2006
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Just fix the image, save it to better quality gif and animate it. awesome sound!
July 17th, 2006
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Definately a 5, nice audio edit.
July 17th, 2006
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"Just fix the image, save it to better quality gif and animate it." Animating it would be pretty hard. I suppose I could, but it seems unnecessary. Also, it's a 256-color PNG. It's stylized, not missing colors.
July 17th, 2006
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nice job, man. i love the parts where she goes "WOOOOOOO". makes it sound more like a real rap song
July 17th, 2006
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! This is spectacular!
July 17th, 2006
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Wonderful.
July 17th, 2006
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Nice. Good job!
July 17th, 2006
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You know what would be really funny is if this crazy lady actually saw all the stuff. LOL BTW well done.
July 17th, 2006
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okok
July 17th, 2006
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yeah man ..sweet audio
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Finally a non-cosby site from you. :p
July 17th, 2006
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This is brilliant! 5'ed for the 5ness
July 17th, 2006
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heh, nice work. better than your bebop, in fact
July 17th, 2006
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good show!
July 17th, 2006
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Weak rap
July 17th, 2006
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I got 99 problems but telemarketing ain't one
July 17th, 2006
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/snicker Sounds like System of a down.
July 17th, 2006
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BAhahahaahahaahahahaha.
July 17th, 2006
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She gotta get. That. Dirt off her shoulder.
July 17th, 2006
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wow, this is actually really good.
July 17th, 2006
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you win five internets
July 17th, 2006
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Nice, funny stuff!
July 17th, 2006
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great!
July 17th, 2006
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Lol nice work
July 17th, 2006
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SirLemming does it again
July 17th, 2006
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Great job. :) SirLemming, the always flavor-lish Jay-Z, Two-Oh-Oh-Seven-AN, what what! HWUOOOO.
July 17th, 2006
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turn the music down and/or the voice up and you'll get all 5.
July 17th, 2006
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i cant hear it
July 17th, 2006
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^nvmd 5d
July 17th, 2006
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f*ckin awesome!
July 17th, 2006
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This had to be done and I'm glad.
July 17th, 2006
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I can hardly hear it
July 17th, 2006
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giant cocks batman
July 17th, 2006
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good, but difficult to hear the lady
July 17th, 2006
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I really think it's fairly easy to hear the lady... Maybe not in one or two spots, but the original audio is telephone quality, so that's to be expected. If I turn her up much louder it'll just sound really annoying.
July 17th, 2006
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If this doesn't get top 15 I'll have to let Osama go.
July 17th, 2006
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Can you feel the sunshine?
July 17th, 2006
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SirLemming, you are fast becoming my favorite YTMND user.
July 17th, 2006
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dont playa hate on me
July 17th, 2006
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yo yo yo
July 17th, 2006
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I started laughing unontrollably at "Here's what we do"
July 17th, 2006
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Amazing.
July 17th, 2006
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you win humanity and sex
July 17th, 2006
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Dantheman, your YTMND grudge against me is laughable. Get a life. (And look at my site profile, you might learn a thing or two.)
July 17th, 2006
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And if spin-offs bother you so much, guess what: every YTMND is a spin-off. That's why they're YTMNDs. If you don't want spin-offs, go somewhere else. YTMND is not Newgrounds or DeviantArt or an independent film festival. Plus, this spin-off took a heck of a lot more work and imagination than the original (not to discredit the original).
July 17th, 2006
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Further ruminations: The entire idea of YTMND is to take pre-existing things and put them into humorously (or at least entertainingly) different contexts. That's precisely what this YTMND is. There are very few YTMNDs that are 100% original content, and even fewer good ones, because that's not what YTMND is about. In conclusion, Dantheman is a murderer, a hater, a life destroyer.
March 20th, 2008
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Man, this rant is even more cringe-inducing now that Dantheman's comments are no longer here.
July 17th, 2006
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Brilliant mix - better than Dre vs. Cosby! Crazy lady's misplaced schizo anger outbursts now sound like an appropriate hardcore, emotionally charged rap delivery. She could be the next Lady of RAGE. ;)
July 17th, 2006
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This is the single greatest thing that has ever existed in the history of all things.
July 17th, 2006
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good idea... but didn't work out... horrible quality.
July 17th, 2006
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The quality is intentional. It's on the phone.
July 17th, 2006
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I wouldn't say "intentional"... but yeah
July 18th, 2006
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holey sh*t sirlemming you kick ass. look out for mlkj he might steal this like last time.
July 19th, 2006
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I CALLED YOUR NUMBER!!!!!! (which is 5, by the way)
July 19th, 2006
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YOU'RE A RACIST! OMG I HATE YOU! AHWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 5'd
July 20th, 2006
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This is mad of win.
July 20th, 2006
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This is golden. *favs*
July 20th, 2006
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This is so awesome that I think it should be just as popular as the original recording that it came from. I don't understand why this didn't make it to the front page or the internet beyond! Seriously, great job. Everyone I show the original to, I show this as well.
July 21st, 2006
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you don't have to animate it if you don't want to. I don't want to m'am. YOUSONOFAMOTHERFUC rofl.
July 22nd, 2006
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shoutout to the murderers the haters and life destroyers
July 23rd, 2006
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This is awesome
July 23rd, 2006
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Brilliant, very well done!
July 24th, 2006
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Echoing "OOOOOUHHHHH!" FTW. This was really great.
July 26th, 2006
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5
July 31st, 2006
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Wow, someone downvoted you cause you only make spin-offs? Ridiculous. How about he tries to make the next rap song off a crazy woman's telephone call -_-. BTW Awesome song
August 3rd, 2006
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Brilliant
August 6th, 2006
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If you make the telemarketer voice louder ill make it 5.
August 8th, 2006
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very nice, 5'd
August 11th, 2006
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AWESOME
August 11th, 2006
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uh, uh uh uh..
August 12th, 2006
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how long is it, but worth a listen?
August 12th, 2006
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I prefer this text.
August 16th, 2006
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You win it.
August 20th, 2006
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Really f*cking good.
August 22nd, 2006
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god I love the internet. anything can be made into a hilarious rap song.
August 27th, 2006
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how the hell did I give you a 4 earlier? I downloaded the song and looped it 4 straight times and gave you only a four. Well, fived now. Sorry it took me so long.
August 29th, 2006
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5 zomg
August 30th, 2006
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F*cking awesome.
September 3rd, 2006
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BEST EDITING EVER
September 5th, 2006
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That's awesome
September 5th, 2006
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awesome, though the cyberman mix is even better
September 11th, 2006
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remember kids: when shopping for remixes, look for the seal: SirLemming means quality!
September 11th, 2006
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wow XD
September 13th, 2006
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holy motherf*cking sh*t
September 16th, 2006
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lame
September 16th, 2006
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This is f*cking long, lawl
September 19th, 2006
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This is criminally underrated. YTMND is a life destroyer!
September 22nd, 2006
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September 23rd, 2006
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WHAT!?
October 22nd, 2006
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well done.
October 22nd, 2006
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wow
December 19th, 2006
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Her voice needs to be a little louder...
December 19th, 2006
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This RULES
December 20th, 2006
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Outstanding. The amount of effort you put in is palpable, with really good payoff. From a looper to a remixer, I salute you.
January 3rd, 2007
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You're a murderer. You're a hater. You're a life destroyer. You call people's HOUSES!!?!?? You're winner!
January 5th, 2007
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Turn the music up in the headphones.
February 17th, 2007
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I actually don't think I've even heard the original "Dirt Off Your Shoulder".
October 21st, 2007
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Dude! This was awesome! Nice work! 5 shtars!
October 27th, 2016
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