Hal 9000
Created on: July 22nd, 2006
Hal 9000

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July 22nd, 2006
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Here is a better picture: http://usera.imagecave.com/plural/sexy/hal9000.jpg Go! Edit now!
July 22nd, 2006
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creepy
July 22nd, 2006
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i was waiting for the lex luthor WRONG! I am disappointed.
July 22nd, 2006
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In b4 f*gs.
July 22nd, 2006
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Lies.
July 22nd, 2006
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Hal surely doesn't run on Windows.
July 22nd, 2006
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5 for 2001, one of the greatest movies of all time
July 22nd, 2006
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Daisy, daisy.....
July 22nd, 2006
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The tutor of Achilles?
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I don't know, that picture has some jpeg fuzz, and doesn't seem to come off as clean looking as the current one
July 22nd, 2006
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Loved the movie, but there's really not much to this YTMND.
July 22nd, 2006
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Come children, listen to the nice computer. It won't harm you or lock you out in the cold, darkness of space.
July 22nd, 2006
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evil prick computer.
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I'm afraid I can't give this any less than a 5, Dave.
July 22nd, 2006
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>_O
July 22nd, 2006
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July 22nd, 2006
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http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/
July 22nd, 2006
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where's the funny?
July 22nd, 2006
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If you think about it, it's creepy. It gets everything right, has no errors... The only thing that doesn't creep me out is the "no data distortion" thing, which everyone wants. Other than that, a computer that's always right, NEVER wrong... *shudder*
July 22nd, 2006
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hal's a creep
July 23rd, 2006
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Okay, where do I buy one? lol, if the thing doesn't try to kill me before I get home with it. "I am sorry, I can't let you use your brakes in your car punisher6574."
July 23rd, 2006
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if you're high enough it looks like there's no screen and the f*cking light is just floating. its sick.
July 23rd, 2006
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I loved that movie
July 23rd, 2006
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ahem http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/
July 23rd, 2006
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Computers are children. You don't know what they might do if you tell them to do something they don't know how to do. Like being creative for one thing.
July 23rd, 2006
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superbe
July 23rd, 2006
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LIES! IT KILLED EVERYONE!!
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http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/ you're late.
July 23rd, 2006
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HAL = win
July 23rd, 2006
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Apparently a clone, but I think I like this one more than the original.
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not that funny, and we all know Hal is a sh*thead
July 23rd, 2006
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Where's the NEDM?
July 23rd, 2006
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Hal kills dumbledore
July 23rd, 2006
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If you read the book, it's clear that HAL9000 didn't make a mistake. Therefore he was correct.
July 23rd, 2006
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http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/ One'd for stealing. Stealing is bad, you shouln'd steal, unless of course you are Mexican, in which case it's OK.
July 23rd, 2006
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I feel much better now Dave, I really do
July 23rd, 2006
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He must run MenuetOS.
July 23rd, 2006
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It can only be attributed to human error.
July 23rd, 2006
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http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/
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lol, 2001 ftw!
July 23rd, 2006
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5'd, even though that movie was so goddamn boring...
July 23rd, 2006
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HAL 9000 ftw
July 23rd, 2006
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needs a little more space at the end.
July 23rd, 2006
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Would be better if it starts out with "Good morning Dave"
July 23rd, 2006
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Oh jesus god no!
July 23rd, 2006
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2001 gets you auto 5
July 23rd, 2006
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HAL 9000 is an HP
July 23rd, 2006
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open the pod bay doors, wisdom cube.
July 23rd, 2006
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Better sound and no tiling makes this better than the "original".
July 23rd, 2006
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Hal is my hero.
July 23rd, 2006
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was waiting for NEDM.. or SOMETHING, ANYTHING.. but alas.. it simly looped..
July 23rd, 2006
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Add Blue Screen of Death and Luthor's "Wrong!".
July 23rd, 2006
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yah, but does it have a heart?!??!?!?!??!!
July 23rd, 2006
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FYI, the camera lense that they used for HAL is the same camera lense that they actually filmed HAL's view through.
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my mind is going...
July 23rd, 2006
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Hal, Joshua, Cyclops and Bob. I like Bob. He actually did what he was programmed to do. Cyclops was sereously flawed. Joshua just didn't know what he was doing. Hal went into a logic loop instead of refusing to lie. Bob however was simple. He was programmed to blow up. They tried to get him to NOT blow up and ultimatly failed.
July 23rd, 2006
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Does this mean I get a T-Shirt?
July 23rd, 2006
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people who expected NEDM or LEX are f*cking gay and don't like things that are original! I just watched this movie last night. funny!
July 23rd, 2006
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Hal 9000 is so scary
July 23rd, 2006
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Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
March 11th, 2007
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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.