Scientology Hotline
Created on: July 30th, 2006
Scientology Hotline
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July 30th, 2006
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lol
July 30th, 2006
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Love it!
July 30th, 2006
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what?
July 30th, 2006
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wtf lol
July 30th, 2006
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wow!
July 30th, 2006
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lol
July 30th, 2006
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LAWLS
July 30th, 2006
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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now" - great stuff :D
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heheh prertty funny
July 30th, 2006
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thats not real but still funny
July 30th, 2006
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Not original, but somewhat funny.
July 30th, 2006
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whats that number?
July 30th, 2006
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Funny enough for me.
July 30th, 2006
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lol
July 30th, 2006
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Honest to God is that the actual hotline?
July 30th, 2006
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Sounds like it lol,I wouldn't be surprised if it was hehe
July 30th, 2006
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"You are a liar."
July 30th, 2006
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its not
July 30th, 2006
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yeah pretty funny
July 30th, 2006
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....Yes... The actual hotline is an automated message that can magically understand you and respond to your comments... Dear god people, use your f*cking heads!
July 30th, 2006
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WTF, LAWL.
July 30th, 2006
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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now" - great stuff :D
July 30th, 2006
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Sheduale
July 30th, 2006
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Lol, Science and spirituality don't mix. They're completely different.
July 30th, 2006
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THat's hilarious.
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ROFLMAO
July 30th, 2006
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I would do without the Katie Holmes thing, but it is great!
July 30th, 2006
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ahahahaha
July 30th, 2006
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lol ...liar !
July 30th, 2006
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=D
July 30th, 2006
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If no one is completely happy with their life, then being in scientology doesn't really solve anything, because scientologists aren't completely happy with their lives. (Unless, of course, they aren't counting them as people, which makes complete sense).
July 30th, 2006
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omg that is so long I would've 1'd if it sucked
July 30th, 2006
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"To upgrade from Kabbalah to scientology, press 3!"
July 30th, 2006
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too lazy to listen all of it
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^^^^ and that justifies 2'ing it?
July 30th, 2006
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ihahahaha
July 30th, 2006
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golden
July 30th, 2006
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I LOVE YOU
July 30th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
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Lawl! Win for you... "Your a liar, i'll press two for you"... I lol'd at that and "Sorry for the people who got 'Scientology IS for dummies'" Hahaha
July 30th, 2006
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I call this INTENSE LOL
July 30th, 2006
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You are a LIAR... scientology is for dumbies.
July 30th, 2006
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5'd
July 30th, 2006
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lyre!
July 30th, 2006
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SCTENTOLOGY
July 30th, 2006
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this...CANNOT be real
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5 for "To find your spot on the Kirstie Alley feeding schedule."
July 30th, 2006
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MAPO DOWNVOTES SITES ON THE UP AND COMING SO HIS STAYS UP. LOOK AT HIS VOTE HISTORY
July 30th, 2006
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f*ck YOU DOWNVOTER
July 30th, 2006
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Old. Also, since it's a chick speaking, tits or gtfo.
July 30th, 2006
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Kirstie Ally Feeding schedule = 5
July 30th, 2006
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Would have 5'd if anything on the page was actually made by you.
July 30th, 2006
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"You pressed one, you're a liar." Gave it a 5.
July 30th, 2006
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not original, but funny
July 30th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 30th, 2006
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DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTERDOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTERDOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER THIS GUY DOWNVOTES UP AND COMING SITES SO HIS STAYS UP
July 30th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA OMG That was awesome, fav'd and 5'd
July 30th, 2006
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hahahahahahaha
July 30th, 2006
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well well well. now i see what you did there, which is, NOTHING!
July 30th, 2006
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lol fap fap
July 30th, 2006
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I lol'd.
July 30th, 2006
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PEANUTS!
July 30th, 2006
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"To upgrade from Kaballah to Scientology for free, press three." Lol, movie stars and their stupid religions.
July 30th, 2006
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The Upgrade bit lolled me.
July 30th, 2006
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fah Q all
July 30th, 2006
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Haha, by the way they have voice recognition systems that will understand exactly what that guy said and can pretty much understand any sentence or word you speak. I dont think it was the case here, but it is now possible and used by lots of companies now.
July 30th, 2006
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5'd because you...are lying.
July 30th, 2006
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lol
July 31st, 2006
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Long, but good bashing of Scientology. 4
July 31st, 2006
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Har!
July 31st, 2006
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lawl bash those bastards
July 31st, 2006
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Lawlerpalooza!
July 31st, 2006
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brilliant
July 31st, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 31st, 2006
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You are a liar!
July 31st, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
July 31st, 2006
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YOU'RE A LIAR
July 31st, 2006
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You are a liar! Let me press 5 for you now
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ROCKS!
July 31st, 2006
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5 is for you
July 31st, 2006
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lol
July 31st, 2006
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That was classic!!!
July 31st, 2006
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eh, it's okay, pretty good.
July 31st, 2006
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LOL WTF
July 31st, 2006
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Lol, but it needs text. Picture, sound, text, a singular focus, not a short f*ggy film. :l
July 31st, 2006
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stupid voicemail!
July 31st, 2006
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"too lazy to listen all of it" QFT
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unoriginal, obviously fake, old, and serious lack of image.
July 31st, 2006
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uhm..
July 31st, 2006
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OMG, i thought that was real untill the thing with the mission impossible music.
July 31st, 2006
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Awesomeness. All religions are stupid, though.
July 31st, 2006
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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now"
July 31st, 2006
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I did a double take when I heard, "You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now"
July 31st, 2006
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OMG!!!
July 31st, 2006
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har
July 31st, 2006
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LOL!
July 31st, 2006
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If this is katie Holmes, press 1, LOL
July 31st, 2006
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It sucked. Liar I'll vote 5 for you.
July 31st, 2006
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IT'S SHODAN!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_Shock
July 31st, 2006
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It's true!! ALL TRUE!!!
July 31st, 2006
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i love you long time
July 31st, 2006
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nice touch with teh katie holmes
July 31st, 2006
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lewl
July 31st, 2006
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@Keyblade: Of course it's fake. DUR! 5'd
July 31st, 2006
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Servitors killed L. Ron!
July 31st, 2006
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You are a lier, I'll press 2 for you.
July 31st, 2006
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Hello agent Holmes... 5
July 31st, 2006
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Obviously fake... not bad tho.
July 31st, 2006
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hehehe
July 31st, 2006
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Definitely fake, but some of the funniest stuff is.
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Funny.
July 31st, 2006
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Science fiction writer other then our own L Ron. Awesome XD
July 31st, 2006
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I lolled.
July 31st, 2006
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Kristy Allen feeding schedule. XD
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you pressed 1 your a liar ill press 2 for you... =D
July 31st, 2006
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Bwhahahhahahahah!
July 31st, 2006
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also cocks.
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"There is no right or wrong in scientology, *beep* you have pressed the wrong key" Thats gets you the 5 + FAV!
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You are a liar.
July 31st, 2006
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Rofl
July 31st, 2006
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LAWLS. This was awesome, seriously made me laugh out loud! XD
July 31st, 2006
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liar!
July 31st, 2006
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I wonder if there's a real hotline somewhere...
July 31st, 2006
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Hahahawh!
July 31st, 2006
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massive damage
July 31st, 2006
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Trademarked image! You gon' get sued!
July 31st, 2006
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why isn''t this further up on the list?
July 31st, 2006
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I would give it a higher grade, but this wasn't your audio... It was funny though...
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5 for the phone automation calling the guy a liar.
July 31st, 2006
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lol
July 31st, 2006
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I AM HAPPY WITH MY LIFE YOU DIE NOW
July 31st, 2006
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this totally stole my idea http://scientologyis.ytmnd.com/
July 31st, 2006
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lol ive called that at a birthday party. i got the security on the phone and he threatened me, but i used skype! so i basically called him a n****r
July 31st, 2006
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nvm that isnt a hotline lol i listened to the whole thing but there is a good one ill find the number
July 31st, 2006
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great :)
July 31st, 2006
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haha, good stuff.
July 31st, 2006
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now thats some pretty f*cked up sh*t right here
July 31st, 2006
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credited you, press two? http://presstwo.ytmnd.com/
July 31st, 2006
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BWAHJAHAHAHHA
July 31st, 2006
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"You are a liar. I will press 2 for you." Insta-5.
July 31st, 2006
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July 31st, 2006
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LOL..Love it!
July 31st, 2006
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HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF
July 31st, 2006
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lol
July 31st, 2006
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"HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF" is not something I'd admit to
July 31st, 2006
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I aM a ThEtAn....
July 31st, 2006
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5 for "I'll press 2 for you" rofl.
July 31st, 2006
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LIAR. You cen be happy with beer.
July 31st, 2006
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Holy f*ck? Is that real? What the f*ck? f*ckin what? Wait... I just heard Scientology IS for dummies. Wow. It was so hard to tell at first... I just can't tell what's real and fake with all these religions anymore.
July 31st, 2006
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SCIENTOLOGY IS FOR DUMMIES
July 31st, 2006
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YOU ARE A LIAR
July 31st, 2006
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BOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
July 31st, 2006
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Haha this was pretty good
July 31st, 2006
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lmao
July 31st, 2006
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let's talk 'bout it.
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5 if you made it, 5 if you didn't
August 2nd, 2006
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Nice
August 10th, 2006
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i am amused, but wai is the t a cross?
August 29th, 2006
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Im a lier :(
September 5th, 2006
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LOL
September 11th, 2006
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Sorry, madam, but that wasn't a printing error...
September 29th, 2006
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I Loved your site http://sciencephone.ytmnd.com 5'ed, check out my page votecoder5.ytmnd.com when you have time!
December 1st, 2006
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I nearly pissed myself at the end.
December 11th, 2006
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what yaphail yes.
March 10th, 2007
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you're a f*cking liar!!!