Scientology Hotline

Created on: July 30th, 2006

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Boggie

July 30th, 2006

5:04:45 PM CDT

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lol

Element-Leaf

July 30th, 2006

5:04:51 PM CDT

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Love it!

craptor

July 30th, 2006

5:07:48 PM CDT

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what?

Tooooon

July 30th, 2006

5:09:31 PM CDT

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wtf lol

smoothmedia

July 30th, 2006

5:10:50 PM CDT

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wow!

ps2prosk8er

July 30th, 2006

5:13:35 PM CDT

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lol

cnek

July 30th, 2006

5:21:45 PM CDT

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LAWLS

Rhyo

July 30th, 2006

5:22:15 PM CDT

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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now" - great stuff :D

CaptainCommunist

July 30th, 2006

5:29:20 PM CDT

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heheh prertty funny

muffin-man

July 30th, 2006

5:32:41 PM CDT

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thats not real but still funny

gamekid

July 30th, 2006

5:35:05 PM CDT

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Not original, but somewhat funny.

Nickademus

July 30th, 2006

5:39:26 PM CDT

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whats that number?

St205

July 30th, 2006

5:50:32 PM CDT

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Funny enough for me.

bobsagget

July 30th, 2006

6:01:55 PM CDT

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lol

Drac39

July 30th, 2006

6:08:13 PM CDT

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Honest to God is that the actual hotline?

Drac39

July 30th, 2006

6:09:30 PM CDT

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Sounds like it lol,I wouldn't be surprised if it was hehe

applicableone

July 30th, 2006

6:13:41 PM CDT

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"You are a liar."

Axel-Foley

July 30th, 2006

6:14:10 PM CDT

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its not

ac6517

July 30th, 2006

6:14:29 PM CDT

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yeah pretty funny

applicableone

July 30th, 2006

6:15:40 PM CDT

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....Yes... The actual hotline is an automated message that can magically understand you and respond to your comments... Dear god people, use your f*cking heads!

Stonen

July 30th, 2006

6:16:30 PM CDT

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WTF, LAWL.

Reaudribion

July 30th, 2006

6:22:29 PM CDT

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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now" - great stuff :D

BallsDeVito

July 30th, 2006

6:23:54 PM CDT

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Sheduale

HealthKit

July 30th, 2006

6:27:40 PM CDT

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Lol, Science and spirituality don't mix. They're completely different.

NeoHazard

July 30th, 2006

6:27:59 PM CDT

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THat's hilarious.

MidEastBeastL337

July 30th, 2006

6:36:33 PM CDT

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ROFLMAO

JamesTheUndead

July 30th, 2006

6:39:45 PM CDT

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I would do without the Katie Holmes thing, but it is great!

kuntakinte

July 30th, 2006

6:42:09 PM CDT

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ahahahaha

clg2005

July 30th, 2006

6:48:42 PM CDT

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lol ...liar !

July 30th, 2006

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July 30th, 2006

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If no one is completely happy with their life, then being in scientology doesn't really solve anything, because scientologists aren't completely happy with their lives. (Unless, of course, they aren't counting them as people, which makes complete sense).

versus257

July 30th, 2006

7:19:19 PM CDT

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omg that is so long I would've 1'd if it sucked

Nuroticat

July 30th, 2006

7:23:41 PM CDT

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"To upgrade from Kabbalah to scientology, press 3!"

Toilet

July 30th, 2006

7:24:18 PM CDT

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too lazy to listen all of it

GrandMasterJigga

July 30th, 2006

7:34:04 PM CDT

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^^^^ and that justifies 2'ing it?

swartkrans

July 30th, 2006

7:44:28 PM CDT

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ihahahaha

Lanky

July 30th, 2006

7:46:08 PM CDT

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golden

Ygg

July 30th, 2006

7:51:46 PM CDT

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I LOVE YOU

sexymofo

July 30th, 2006

7:58:25 PM CDT

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you fail, please try again ^_^

LordoftehIntarweb

July 30th, 2006

8:04:29 PM CDT

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Lawl! Win for you... "Your a liar, i'll press two for you"... I lol'd at that and "Sorry for the people who got 'Scientology IS for dummies'" Hahaha

arc

July 30th, 2006

8:06:55 PM CDT

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I call this INTENSE LOL

Neek

July 30th, 2006

8:17:44 PM CDT

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You are a LIAR... scientology is for dumbies.

heeroyuy135

July 30th, 2006

8:33:07 PM CDT

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5'd

carps

July 30th, 2006

8:42:21 PM CDT

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lyre!

CaptainRobo

July 30th, 2006

8:53:00 PM CDT

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SCTENTOLOGY

Bonsey

July 30th, 2006

9:03:34 PM CDT

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this...CANNOT be real

thirdcadetrague

July 30th, 2006

9:31:45 PM CDT

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5 for "To find your spot on the Kirstie Alley feeding schedule."

PCF

July 30th, 2006

9:35:43 PM CDT

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MAPO DOWNVOTES SITES ON THE UP AND COMING SO HIS STAYS UP. LOOK AT HIS VOTE HISTORY

seventyeight

July 30th, 2006

9:39:17 PM CDT

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f*ck YOU DOWNVOTER

Popsman

July 30th, 2006

9:39:27 PM CDT

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Old. Also, since it's a chick speaking, tits or gtfo.

krowa04

July 30th, 2006

9:55:25 PM CDT

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Kirstie Ally Feeding schedule = 5

ibez

July 30th, 2006

10:02:42 PM CDT

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Would have 5'd if anything on the page was actually made by you.

DoomFrost

July 30th, 2006

10:04:31 PM CDT

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"You pressed one, you're a liar." Gave it a 5.

KraziKilla

July 30th, 2006

10:05:53 PM CDT

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not original, but funny

Asgard01

July 30th, 2006

10:08:02 PM CDT

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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

PCF

July 30th, 2006

10:09:02 PM CDT

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DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTERDOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTERDOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER THIS GUY DOWNVOTES UP AND COMING SITES SO HIS STAYS UP

Delphic

July 30th, 2006

10:09:18 PM CDT

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HAHAHAHAHA OMG That was awesome, fav'd and 5'd

zigar01

July 30th, 2006

10:12:16 PM CDT

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hahahahahahaha

jarripotter

July 30th, 2006

10:15:08 PM CDT

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well well well. now i see what you did there, which is, NOTHING!

wtfhaxors

July 30th, 2006

10:19:47 PM CDT

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lol fap fap

Humphro

July 30th, 2006

10:39:24 PM CDT

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I lol'd.

Elephant

July 30th, 2006

11:05:34 PM CDT

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PEANUTS!

KingSavage

July 30th, 2006

11:09:31 PM CDT

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"To upgrade from Kaballah to Scientology for free, press three." Lol, movie stars and their stupid religions.

siccoyote

July 30th, 2006

11:10:57 PM CDT

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The Upgrade bit lolled me.

projectswift

July 30th, 2006

11:11:57 PM CDT

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fah Q all

SUNOB

July 30th, 2006

11:12:43 PM CDT

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Haha, by the way they have voice recognition systems that will understand exactly what that guy said and can pretty much understand any sentence or word you speak. I dont think it was the case here, but it is now possible and used by lots of companies now.

CrispyEd

July 30th, 2006

11:16:32 PM CDT

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5'd because you...are lying.

paulink

July 30th, 2006

11:36:29 PM CDT

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lol

bhk

July 31st, 2006

12:18:39 AM CDT

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Long, but good bashing of Scientology. 4

PooperMucky

July 31st, 2006

12:37:13 AM CDT

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Har!

skza

July 31st, 2006

12:51:46 AM CDT

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lawl bash those bastards

darkreign

July 31st, 2006

12:56:06 AM CDT

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Lawlerpalooza!

frasierdog

July 31st, 2006

1:10:34 AM CDT

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brilliant

Bupo

July 31st, 2006

1:35:26 AM CDT

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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

Ph3oNiX

July 31st, 2006

2:42:24 AM CDT

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You are a liar!

mrvlcmcs

July 31st, 2006

2:48:13 AM CDT

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Nukeitall

July 31st, 2006

2:55:50 AM CDT

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YOU'RE A LIAR

TallestSteven

July 31st, 2006

3:17:17 AM CDT

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You are a liar! Let me press 5 for you now

Shinsenbaka-san

July 31st, 2006

3:26:19 AM CDT

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ROCKS!

TheGodofCows

July 31st, 2006

3:46:56 AM CDT

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5 is for you

MrBubbles

July 31st, 2006

5:27:27 AM CDT

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lol

Xzar

July 31st, 2006

6:06:59 AM CDT

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That was classic!!!

geoguy91

July 31st, 2006

6:07:04 AM CDT

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eh, it's okay, pretty good.

Fat-AZZ

July 31st, 2006

6:24:43 AM CDT

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LOL WTF

jkh77

July 31st, 2006

6:43:00 AM CDT

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Lol, but it needs text. Picture, sound, text, a singular focus, not a short f*ggy film. :l

Konpeito

July 31st, 2006

6:57:13 AM CDT

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stupid voicemail!

Snaiperskaya

July 31st, 2006

7:05:41 AM CDT

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"too lazy to listen all of it" QFT

Keyblademaster99

July 31st, 2006

7:16:09 AM CDT

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unoriginal, obviously fake, old, and serious lack of image.

br00ksy

July 31st, 2006

7:16:54 AM CDT

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uhm..

man-of-war

July 31st, 2006

7:31:18 AM CDT

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OMG, i thought that was real untill the thing with the mission impossible music.

Typify

July 31st, 2006

7:43:37 AM CDT

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Awesomeness. All religions are stupid, though.

ghosttown80

July 31st, 2006

7:54:10 AM CDT

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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now"

OrangeDave

July 31st, 2006

8:01:38 AM CDT

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I did a double take when I heard, "You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now"

DesolataX

July 31st, 2006

8:01:48 AM CDT

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OMG!!!

longshot789

July 31st, 2006

8:04:40 AM CDT

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har

FishY3

July 31st, 2006

8:19:10 AM CDT

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LOL!

Hazake

July 31st, 2006

8:20:09 AM CDT

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If this is katie Holmes, press 1, LOL

The-Third-Man

July 31st, 2006

8:36:52 AM CDT

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It sucked. Liar I'll vote 5 for you.

Takon

July 31st, 2006

8:40:25 AM CDT

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IT'S SHODAN!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_Shock

insanityinc

July 31st, 2006

8:42:08 AM CDT

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It's true!! ALL TRUE!!!

g377h3l3d0u7

July 31st, 2006

8:42:49 AM CDT

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i love you long time

Painkiller101

July 31st, 2006

8:48:09 AM CDT

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nice touch with teh katie holmes

AoZain

July 31st, 2006

8:50:59 AM CDT

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lewl

looney-bin

July 31st, 2006

9:16:42 AM CDT

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@Keyblade: Of course it's fake. DUR! 5'd

QReaper

July 31st, 2006

9:35:05 AM CDT

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Servitors killed L. Ron!

gir489

July 31st, 2006

9:55:15 AM CDT

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You are a lier, I'll press 2 for you.

Swordfish45

July 31st, 2006

10:11:44 AM CDT

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Hello agent Holmes... 5

Adrnshw6

July 31st, 2006

10:12:21 AM CDT

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Obviously fake... not bad tho.

vera

July 31st, 2006

10:46:20 AM CDT

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hehehe

vertigo

July 31st, 2006

10:47:40 AM CDT

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Definitely fake, but some of the funniest stuff is.

cecilbdemented

July 31st, 2006

11:08:35 AM CDT

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Funny.

Snadzies

July 31st, 2006

11:10:20 AM CDT

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Science fiction writer other then our own L Ron. Awesome XD

getsmorcooter

July 31st, 2006

11:13:06 AM CDT

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I lolled.

sporkus

July 31st, 2006

11:13:46 AM CDT

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Kristy Allen feeding schedule. XD

InsertDumbName

July 31st, 2006

11:18:10 AM CDT

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you pressed 1 your a liar ill press 2 for you... =D

hot564231

July 31st, 2006

11:30:37 AM CDT

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Bwhahahhahahahah!

foxthree

July 31st, 2006

11:39:05 AM CDT

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also cocks.

FamilyValuePack

July 31st, 2006

11:50:57 AM CDT

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"There is no right or wrong in scientology, *beep* you have pressed the wrong key" Thats gets you the 5 + FAV!

squirrelsgonewild

July 31st, 2006

11:59:29 AM CDT

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You are a liar.

Patchubis

July 31st, 2006

12:01:53 PM CDT

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Rofl

Raziya

July 31st, 2006

12:12:31 PM CDT

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LAWLS. This was awesome, seriously made me laugh out loud! XD

straytalk

July 31st, 2006

12:25:50 PM CDT

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liar!

UncleJimbo827

July 31st, 2006

12:26:30 PM CDT

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I wonder if there's a real hotline somewhere...

Turtle-Stew

July 31st, 2006

12:41:09 PM CDT

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Hahahawh!

Kayin

July 31st, 2006

12:44:11 PM CDT

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massive damage

Doomrock

July 31st, 2006

1:03:08 PM CDT

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Trademarked image! You gon' get sued!

BrowncoatAaron

July 31st, 2006

1:11:19 PM CDT

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why isn''t this further up on the list?

Gray-Idol

July 31st, 2006

1:15:53 PM CDT

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I would give it a higher grade, but this wasn't your audio... It was funny though...

TimeTravelingEchidna

July 31st, 2006

1:40:00 PM CDT

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5 for the phone automation calling the guy a liar.

venom4489

July 31st, 2006

1:49:51 PM CDT

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lol

The-Eliminator

July 31st, 2006

2:00:35 PM CDT

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I AM HAPPY WITH MY LIFE YOU DIE NOW

tszwarc

July 31st, 2006

2:00:47 PM CDT

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this totally stole my idea http://scientologyis.ytmnd.com/

gnr5999

July 31st, 2006

2:08:02 PM CDT

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lol ive called that at a birthday party. i got the security on the phone and he threatened me, but i used skype! so i basically called him a n****r

gnr5999

July 31st, 2006

2:09:44 PM CDT

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nvm that isnt a hotline lol i listened to the whole thing but there is a good one ill find the number

endin

July 31st, 2006

2:55:43 PM CDT

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great :)

zykomike

July 31st, 2006

2:58:03 PM CDT

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haha, good stuff.

CharredPrimate

July 31st, 2006

3:11:21 PM CDT

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now thats some pretty f*cked up sh*t right here

NeverClever

July 31st, 2006

3:17:00 PM CDT

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credited you, press two? http://presstwo.ytmnd.com/

angry-dude

July 31st, 2006

3:34:12 PM CDT

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BWAHJAHAHAHHA

Yao

July 31st, 2006

3:44:49 PM CDT

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"You are a liar. I will press 2 for you." Insta-5.

July 31st, 2006

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July 31st, 2006

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LOL..Love it!

Carnixx

July 31st, 2006

4:10:39 PM CDT

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HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF

OMGcustomYTMND

July 31st, 2006

4:31:13 PM CDT

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lol

CaptainRescue

July 31st, 2006

4:48:52 PM CDT

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"HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF" is not something I'd admit to

BTVagrant

July 31st, 2006

4:50:02 PM CDT

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I aM a ThEtAn....

Goin-Solo

July 31st, 2006

5:20:14 PM CDT

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5 for "I'll press 2 for you" rofl.

Kir

July 31st, 2006

5:50:57 PM CDT

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LIAR. You cen be happy with beer.

tronus

July 31st, 2006

6:05:21 PM CDT

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Holy f*ck? Is that real? What the f*ck? f*ckin what? Wait... I just heard Scientology IS for dummies. Wow. It was so hard to tell at first... I just can't tell what's real and fake with all these religions anymore.

isonoe

July 31st, 2006

6:29:30 PM CDT

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SCIENTOLOGY IS FOR DUMMIES

DGMavn

July 31st, 2006

7:00:49 PM CDT

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YOU ARE A LIAR

royaljared

July 31st, 2006