Blowjob Joke!
Created on: August 25th, 2006
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Hey so lemme tell ya, what's the best thing about a blowjob?

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August 25th, 2006
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Best YTMND ever, shut up idiots
August 25th, 2006
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But there's no punchline. Unfunny. You lose, good day sir!
August 25th, 2006
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Hey, so lemme tell ya, what's the best thing about shut up idiots? The best thing is, you get to tell the idiots to shut up more than once
August 25th, 2006
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It's repetative and annoying.
August 25th, 2006
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Get a life, f*g.
August 25th, 2006
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I have a life idiot. It's annoying you!
August 25th, 2006
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very stupid.
August 25th, 2006
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Hilarious is funny shut up idiots it's funny what's the best thing about a blowjob? Best joke doesn't need a punchline shutup stupid f*ggot morons. Idiot.
August 25th, 2006
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1'd, dude to personal ytmnd, or picture of your friends..
August 25th, 2006
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From the looks of it and your little comments so far,you dont have a life,and you gotta sit around making pathetic little jokes,trying to look like a smart-ass little prick,even though your some annoying stupid little 13 year old who sits around trying to annoying people and be funny but fail terribly,when you come around to makeing a decent ytmnd or joke,show it till then,You Lose GOOD DAY SIR!@
August 25th, 2006
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One more reason to keep your four year old off the internet...
August 25th, 2006
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Cureless: Shut up, idiot. Bite me, dumpy.
August 25th, 2006
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Also, all my YTMND's are personal, as they're jokes I find funny. If you don't like it eat my sh*t.
August 25th, 2006
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cureless, was that directed twards me or murdarmachene? speeking of which, murdarmachene, perhaps you should be the one to shut up? seeing as you fail at being even slightly humble, and spaming your lame *ss ytmnds, in the hope that one of wich will land a decent score, like a blind man swinging his fists around..
August 25th, 2006
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what is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! you deserve a red forman *ss kicking, and logjammer, you don't make any sense,so FYAD
August 25th, 2006
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wtf is the point of making a YTMND if no one exept you finds it funny, your a f*g
August 25th, 2006
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What is it???
August 25th, 2006
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Also fav'd. This is one of the best ytmnd's ever made. I like your style.
August 25th, 2006
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well, you just admited to makeing nothing but personal ytmnds, and if you bothered to read the rules, you'd notice this : Expect your site to be deleted if it lacks humor and includes any of the following: anime, extreme racism, hardcore pornography, anything illegal, pictures of your friends, inside jokes, etc perhaps you should read the rules BEFORE you make an ytmnd of yourself, next time..
August 25th, 2006
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I think all humor should be personal. If you can't use jokes as a unique way of looking at the world and laughing at your own stupidity and misconceptions, what good is it? You have to use humor to reflect and not rely so much on circle-jerk refference humor and fads. This isn't a YTMND of myself, nor is it of any of my friends. You obviously misunderstood me because I was being SUBTLE. I hope I've clarified, I only meant that my YTMND's are personal in that they're all something from me that I share.
September 11th, 2007
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Inside the mind of a murdarer. More Than Farts.
August 25th, 2006
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profound statement murdar, but i still think you're a f*g. willowisp refer to this http://bitemedumpy.ytmnd.com also http://shutupidiots.ytmnd.com also if you liked this site go to http://firstbloodklassix.ytmnd.com/ it's really good!!! also i cummed my pants omfg best thread best thread first post LoLz
August 25th, 2006
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well, perhaps i was being a bit harsh, and underestimated your IQ.. but if its not a personal ytmnd, then who is that a picture of, if not you/your friend? Needless to say, the real main reason i downlvoted you in the first place is due to you simply calling people idiots whenever they dissagred with you, telling us to eather like it or eat sh*t, ect..that sort of arrogence is like manure to a fly..if you want humor, you should look at other sites realy, ytmnd is a memonic, sort of a humor dna strand..
August 25th, 2006
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Oh, now i get it..a self refrenceing ytmnd, each containing a reply that brings one to a diffrent site, a meme within a meme site, but diffrent from its "kin",simply-ingenous
August 25th, 2006
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The guy is just some loser on youtube making a sh*tty joke with an unfunny punchline. I found his delivery to be so awful that the punchline wasn't even necessary, the entire thing parodies itself.
August 25th, 2006
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well, i wish that you would put the like to a url in the image orgins, sound orgins, i supose that i shouldent have assumed that you had taken the picture, but without haveing a link for image/sound orgins it seamed like a small jump in logic..
September 4th, 2007
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This games winner is.... MurdarMechene!
August 25th, 2006
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yeah, that's pretty much why I never properly cite sources, and try to make them all retarded and silly. none of them are serious, but I find them seriously funny
August 25th, 2006
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Dumb site should be deleted.
August 25th, 2006
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yeah it's almost as bad as http://firefoxexpressions.ytmnd.com/ ... f*cking idiot kill yourself bite me dumpy
August 25th, 2006
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Your site is the best ever. He's correct admins, delete me!
August 29th, 2006
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KILL THIS YTMND!!!!
August 30th, 2006
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this made me lol
August 30th, 2006
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dammit, this just might be the best YTMND ever
September 15th, 2006
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September 22nd, 2006
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You win
September 23rd, 2006
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how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
September 23rd, 2006
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PICK IT UP AND SUCK IT'S DICK!
September 23rd, 2006
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exactly
September 25th, 2006
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this wouldnt be funny if it had a punchline
August 21st, 2007
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duh
May 7th, 2007
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I enjoyed this.
September 3rd, 2007
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Buried treasure
September 3rd, 2007
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Baloney Sandwich
September 3rd, 2007
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I don't think most people get the Groucho Marx glasses.
September 3rd, 2007
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...or the Groucho Marx accent.
September 3rd, 2007
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September 3rd, 2007
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Nothing more offensive than a photoshopped f*ggot with a cleft lip.
September 3rd, 2007
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one of murdar's best
September 3rd, 2007
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Bad. Witless. Vapid. 1'ed.
September 3rd, 2007
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September 4th, 2007
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He has never gotten a blowjob, come the f*ck on.
September 4th, 2007
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sucks
September 5th, 2007
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O I GET IT
September 5th, 2007
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ahaha lolo
September 7th, 2007
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is good yes?
September 8th, 2007
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o.O
September 9th, 2007
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i really really like this ytmnd
September 9th, 2007
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That's the joke
September 10th, 2007
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Not your finest work, Murdar.
September 10th, 2007
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f a i l
September 10th, 2007
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k you win, fav'd now
September 10th, 2007
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LOL FALE U F*GET U DDINT EVEN PUT THE REST OF THE JOKE IN YOU LOST, GOOD DAY MATE. (LOL GET IT WONKAJOKE)
September 11th, 2007
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More like a snow job.
February 3rd, 2008
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5 again
June 6th, 2009
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i'm often saying this to myself, trying to get the delivery just right. funny youtube jokers
January 8th, 2010
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Still laughing
April 6th, 2010
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this is now officially my worst rated site ever :)