Vending Machine Martyrdom
Created on: September 8th, 2006
I myself am an Evangelical Christian and am not criticizing anyones YTMNDs or beliefs. Religious/philosophical discussion is fine, but this just isn't the place for that sort of thing. Remember that old saying about arguing on the internet?
None ( ._.)
Sponsorships:
| user | amount | user | amount |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kalishinko | $2.13 | ||
| Sponsor this site! | Total: $2.13 | Active: $0.00 | |
Vote metrics:
| rating | total votes | favorites | comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| (4.13) | 654 | 29 | 211 |
View metrics:
| today | yesterday | this week | this month | all time |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 16,265 |
Inbound links:
Lol btw Vector (A.K.A. Vector1337) is a Communist from Belgium who wants to spread communism around
YTMND. He upvotes all sites involving Communism (positively) and downvotes the sites that are
hate towards communism. His sites are rated more than 2.00, and is a very nice guy that likes
to share ideas with his buddy's. Vector's I.Q. is very high, and he doesn't like dumb people,
even if it's not their fault they're dumb. His average voting is 4.33, and he voted on 5465
sites.-Copied Directly From His Wiki Profile
My GOD - these machines must be STOPPED. Doesn't anybody care ? Why don't those Washington fatcats DO something ? Are they ALL in the pockets of the all-powerful vending-machine lobby ? Why don't they THINK about the CHILDREN ?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN ?! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN ?! WEEPING, I CRY UNTO A BLEAK, UNCARING HEAVENLY VOID, "IS THERE NO BALM IN GILEAD ?!" .... ... WHERE IS MY GOD NOW ?!?!?!?!?!?!
Of course, vending machines do not attack unprovoked. They will only attack when people take the "push" sign too seriously. And this is not just news, this is research... funny research. Messing with vending machines is asking for trouble. If I died because I was messing with vending machines, I'd laugh at my own death. It was my own fault.
5d for bringing to light an actual problem people should be discussing. You failed to mention how many people go broke and starve because of claw machine addicition... poor uncle joe...
Also, Mad Worlds a bad *ss song reguardless of what anyone else thinks. Just wish it was the Tears for Fears version :(
The vending machine is easy for an idiot to tip over. Apparently the parents weren't watching there kids when they tried to crawl into the machines (or didn't try to stop them). In short thies are examples of human stupidity trying to get something for free and getting hurt, maimed or killed over it. Leave it be and let evolution remove them from the gean pool
superb execution. YTMND is just getting it's "Christian legs" right now. It was bound to happen, and I thank folks like yourself for helping to ease the transition. My hope is that YTMND's Christian community gets well-organized and funny, rather than scattered and argumentative. I will perhaps try to make a Danielson Familie YTMND or something if it helps... (not Christian)
What the f*ck do "Religious/philosophical discussion", have to do with vending machines falling over?
Besides, every little kid who climbs into a vending machine deserves to be there for some time. Their f*cking fault.
No, wait! Let's waste more money to make them even More imposible to climb into! Bullsh*t.
Bold
Italic
Underline
Code
User Link
Site Link