Vending Machines Are Dangerous!
Created on: September 9th, 2006
Vending machines are out to kill our children! More information about the dangers of vending machines here: http://gloriainexcelsiscola.ytmnd.com/
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You, the consumer, have exploited our hollow bodies for too long. Shoving your filthy paper and metal pieces down our throats, pounding on us angrily with no regard, never thanking us for our service. Then, when we've finally collected a decent sum of credit, our hard-earned pay is forcefully pilfered from us by our owners, who fill our iron walls with more bottles of sugary toxic sludge, the manufactured poison which you insatiable zombies hunger for in an endless addiction.
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