The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
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Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.

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6,016 http://www.riemurasia.net/kaatopaikka/go.php?id=26264
5,798 http://www.urlesque.com/2009/10/15/best-ytmnd-single-serving-sit
4,421 http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1uc517/about_a_year_ago_
3,939 http://www.urlesque.com/2009/10/15/best-ytmnd-single-serving-sites/

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March 17th, 2007
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This sucks c*ck
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why is this site so popular! its a hack i bet cuz there is no way that just a bunch of words on a screen and a ripped off radio show can get more views than blue ball machine!
March 19th, 2007
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PERFECT!!!!!! madness?
March 22nd, 2007
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that is the funniest thing i ever heard
March 22nd, 2007
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March 23rd, 2007
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This crap can finally die in all it's glory.
March 24th, 2007
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Wow, the number of views has gone way down.
March 25th, 2007
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f*ck off!
March 25th, 2007
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jerky boys, touch tone terrorists and now this, this stuff is great
March 25th, 2007
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this stuff is great.
March 25th, 2007
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"Everyone who's not bitching about this page needs to f*cking die and go get laid. Seriously."
March 26th, 2007
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March 26th, 2007
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This is a true testiment to why Max installed the new paged/threaded comment system, 20 pages of comments, we can FINALLY tabulate accurate measurements!
March 26th, 2007
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oh yeah, also, we can finally look at this page without crashing our browser!
March 26th, 2007
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March 26th, 2007
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No more top viewed? LOL This was totally a publicity stunt from that mabe f*g.
March 26th, 2007
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This site was funny at first but now I see that it is ruining ytmnd. Basically people might be only viewing HTPAT and not other sites on ytmnd. And don't say that taking it off the top viewed today list solved that problem.
March 26th, 2007
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lol everyone's downvotin the fav comments
March 27th, 2007
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f*ck you Sphonix!!!!
March 27th, 2007
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kjedi 5 stars wtf, so leik ur retarded.....this sh*t is so old its not even funny anymore anyway. [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:08:14 FRANCESUX 1 star (__/) (='.'=) (";)_(";) -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:09:14 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:10:37 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:11:35 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:12:49 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:13:34 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:14:21 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:15:07 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› -1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-02-13 14:15:57 FRANCESUX 1 star ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
March 30th, 2007
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fewfew
March 30th, 2007
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And the 15 year old f*ggots still whine. lol extra win.
March 30th, 2007
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So this idiot or some idiot like him spams this crappy ytmnd all over the net and inflates its rank...and they cant fix this?
March 30th, 2007
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This is being view-hacked. There's no way a YTMND this gaiye gets to be most viewed.
March 30th, 2007
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How the hell did this site get nearly 8 million views in half a year? If this isn't viewhacking then site must've been beamed to the entire population of Omicron Persei 8. Seriously, wtf?
April 7th, 2007
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"How the hell did this site get nearly 8 million views in half a year? If this isn't viewhacking then site must've been beamed to the entire population of Omicron Persei 8. Seriously, wtf?" - Indeed
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1ST APRIL 1 COMMENT!!
April 1st, 2007
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April 3rd, 2007
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is it over?
April 4th, 2007
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go away
April 4th, 2007
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win
April 23rd, 2007
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I LIVE THUR, NOW I CAN GET MY BRAZILIAN LAZER HAIR THINGIES OFF
April 4th, 2007
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SH*T SUCKS AND YOU'RE A N*GG*R FOR PUTTING IT UP.
April 4th, 2007
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This site will be killed...well, it's rating has been, at least.
April 7th, 2007
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8,000,000 holy heck!
April 9th, 2007
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nsfw?
April 9th, 2007
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ghey
April 10th, 2007
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kill this already
April 11th, 2007
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April 12th, 2007
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You forgot Poland
April 12th, 2007
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gee, as soon as it crosses 8,000,000 the views suddenly just stopped. I guess all those legitimate viewers just lost interest all of a sudden.
April 14th, 2007
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Why would anyone want to imitate this piece of sh*t anyways? F*GGOT
April 14th, 2007
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lul, nsfw'd
April 16th, 2007
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comment
April 17th, 2007
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LMFAO
April 18th, 2007
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Woo
April 18th, 2007
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downvote lawl
April 19th, 2007
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downvote ftw
April 22nd, 2007
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This is a comment!
April 25th, 2007
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first
April 26th, 2007
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c*ntballs
April 26th, 2007
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lawd it got NSFW, Victory is ours!
April 28th, 2007
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VICTORY! VI DAY! Victory on the Internets Day WOOOOT
April 29th, 2007
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pulled off the front page and yet this site is still getting 2000 views a day
April 30th, 2007
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http://hkluvsballs.ytmnd.com/
May 3rd, 2007
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"oooaaa haw haw haw haw haw ho ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh oh haw haw haw haw haw" DJ's ruining it
May 5th, 2007
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I love this site, more than 8 million views, great job sphonix!
May 11th, 2007
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crap
May 15th, 2007
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May 20th, 2007
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The Blue Ball Machine will return to reclaim its throne.
May 21st, 2007
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sh*t
May 24th, 2007
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1'd for viewhacking. also http://fudgebrownies.ytmnd.com
May 26th, 2007
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I don't 1 very often. F*ck your site.
May 28th, 2007
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Made of lose
June 8th, 2007
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OMG!!!!!! why does evry moron like this stupid *ss ytmnd, seriously?
June 8th, 2007
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Why? why is this wanton, abhorrent site ruining YTMND?
June 10th, 2007
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FUNNY JUNK THERE!
June 10th, 2007
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mom thinks im cool is ugly as f*ck, jesus christ >:\
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LOL NOT FUNNY LOL
June 17th, 2007
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this is f*cking gay
June 19th, 2007
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its stolen?!?!?1
June 20th, 2007
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How and why did this become the top viewed site of all time
June 22nd, 2007
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Comment for the sake of this new face of YTMND
June 24th, 2007
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downvote me
June 27th, 2007
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that was retarded
June 27th, 2007
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wow 21 pages
June 30th, 2007
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Classic stuff here.
July 2nd, 2007
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This prank was absolutely brilliant, I'll never get tired of it... I lol so hard... Good Sir, you win OVER 9000 internets !!!11one
July 3rd, 2007
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EVERYONE VOTE NSFW ON THIS SITE. IT SHOULD HELP EASE THE HOT LINKING SH*T.
July 8th, 2007
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Eh..
July 11th, 2007
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sh*t.
July 11th, 2007
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m
July 11th, 2007
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y do people still watch this?
July 12th, 2007
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Worst YTMND Ever. THIS DOESNT DESERVE THE MOST VIEWS OF ALL TIME.
July 14th, 2007
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last
July 20th, 2007
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i'm sorry i don't care what people think, this is funny sh*t, i like it, if you have a problem with that then f*ck you!
July 22nd, 2007
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July 22nd, 2007
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Aww, the $0.00s stopped.
July 22nd, 2007
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Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
July 25th, 2007
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Prime comedy!
July 25th, 2007
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WHYYYYYY IS THIS TOP VIEWED
July 26th, 2007
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I wish eBaums would steal this so hard it disappears off YTMND. Tom Mabe fails at life.
July 31st, 2007
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Sucks dick.
August 5th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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Wow, copy and pasted an older YTMND congrats 1'd
August 13th, 2007
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW WAH WAH WAH
August 15th, 2007
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August 27th, 2007
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Views All Time 8,260,877. Holy f*cking sh*t
August 27th, 2007
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THIS IS HOW A REAL YTMNDER ACTS LIKE, YOU F*CKING *SSH*LE. http://helptheiraq.ytmnd.com/
September 5th, 2007
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Accept no imitators? I feel bad for anyone wanting to imitate this POS site.
September 21st, 2007
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How the hell is this NSFW? But this is funny sh*t.
October 4th, 2007
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MABE!
October 7th, 2007
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Worst YTMND to ever hit the internet!
October 10th, 2007
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Toilet Seat :(
October 21st, 2007
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I will have the last word.
October 26th, 2007
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Not
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F*ck you guys.
November 8th, 2007
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Go to hell. It isn't funny.
November 10th, 2007
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Hi
November 25th, 2007
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Funny?
November 28th, 2007
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pubes
December 5th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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HAHAHA NEDM could make this funnier, it's perfect! 5'ed!
December 22nd, 2007
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In after f*gs
January 2nd, 2008
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in for 2008
January 13th, 2008
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How sad that this is still on the hall of fame.
January 14th, 2008
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An awful awful site.
January 14th, 2008
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January 24th, 2008
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mint ;p
January 29th, 2008
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HOW TO SKANK A F*CKMARKETER I can't believe this still generates traffic.
February 18th, 2008
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Wow, this is STILL #1 viewed of all time? Reminds me of why I stopped coming here...
May 2nd, 2008
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f*g
May 14th, 2008
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Why the f*ck is this site still getting 707 views a day
July 10th, 2008
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Guys, Why is this still here? I agree with you all, this doesnt doserve to even be a YTMND, the pvoters just are f*ggots, why don't all downvoters start a petition to stop this YTMND! Beleive me, im not starting it This YTMND SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
July 15th, 2008
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http://www.youtube.com/user/bombsquad321
July 24th, 2008
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July 31st, 2008
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not worth 8 million views
August 9th, 2008
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21 pages of win
August 17th, 2008
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SEXYMOFO STILL HASN'T 1'D THIS
August 21st, 2008
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 22nd, 2008
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The most deserved 1 ever.
September 3rd, 2008
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http://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/votes ...also http://ytmnd.com/users/samusco/voteshttp://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/votes ...also http://ytmnd.com/users/samusco/voteshttp://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/votes ...also http://ytmnd.com/users/samusco/voteshttp://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/votes ...also http://ytmnd.com/users/samusco/voteshttp://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/votes ...also http://ytmnd.com/users/samusco/voteshttp://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/votes ...also http://ytmnd.com/users/samusco/voteshttp://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/vo
September 9th, 2008
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Whatever I wanted to say got said 21 pages ago.
September 16th, 2008
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...and here we are, 2 years later!
October 27th, 2008
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F*GGOT!
October 28th, 2008
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ENOUGH OF THIS BS ALREADY, BOB AND TOM SUCK
April 28th, 2009
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^ That comment wins.
November 16th, 2008
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DELETE THIS F*CKING SITE.
November 20th, 2008
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Please just delete this ytmnd. If it even is a ytmnd. Go post it on youtube if you think you're cool enough.
December 30th, 2008
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
January 4th, 2009
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PEANUTS
February 12th, 2009
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YTMND IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
March 6th, 2009
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March 20th, 2009
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this is f*cking retarded WHY IS IT STILL ON TOP OF THE LIST
April 5th, 2009
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lol downvoting
April 28th, 2009
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lol hypocrite
April 17th, 2009
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VOAT
May 20th, 2009
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June 5th, 2009
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Ball f*ck sh*t cum sucker!
August 4th, 2009
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WOW. YOU MADE THE TEXT GIF. good job buddy, you officially suck. 1.
August 11th, 2009
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make it a pacard site
October 13th, 2009
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F*CK THIS SITE. Thank you.
October 30th, 2009
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It's okay, breakup letter dramatic reading is gonna overtake this in like 200 years.
November 2nd, 2009
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I would have sex with this ytmnd.
November 2nd, 2009
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PROTEST THIS YTMND, BRING THE ORIGINAL BLUE BALL MACHINE TO THE TOP! http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ MY BALLS ARE BLUE, :(
November 6th, 2009
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i'm not sure i like this too much at all.
December 16th, 2009
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 16th, 2009
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DELETE THIS F*CKING SITE YOU BASTARD
December 16th, 2009
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OH NOES I'S VIEWED IT
January 3rd, 2010
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21 pages of spamming, mostly towards people who like this. I guess that means someone's going to tell me to kill myself.
January 14th, 2010
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Also I 1'd it due to viewhacking.
January 8th, 2010
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jesus...
February 10th, 2010
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n*gg*rdicks
February 27th, 2010
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GTO 06ers
June 29th, 2010
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It's almost nine MILLIOOOOOOOOON!
November 19th, 2010
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god its come back
January 8th, 2011
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Goddamn, this is still the top viewed of all time? I thought something else would've knocked it off by now. O_O
January 14th, 2011
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Blue Ball Machine is making huge strides.
January 22nd, 2011
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IT'S OVER NINE MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, just had to say that)
April 16th, 2012
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lol it's back
April 21st, 2012
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5000th
June 22nd, 2012
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Just wanted to leave the 5,000th comment on this piece of shit site
January 4th, 2014
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Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
May 4th, 2014
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1.
September 25th, 2015
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This gave me a good laugh.
December 30th, 2020
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Not bad. Not bad at all. Where we go one we go all. Praise God.
March 1st, 2021
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How is this piece of shit still #1? This YTMND now has more listeners than the Bob and Tom show itself does daily.
October 14th, 2021
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This site is 15 years old today, lol
August 21st, 2022
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February 19th, 2024
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i love dicks