John Locke Yo Mama

Created on: November 4th, 2006

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Laird

Domain:

johnlockeownage.ytmnd.com

Description:

Idea stolen from karlmarxownage.ytmnd.com, lol

Foreground Origin:

John Locke (1697) portrayed by Sir Gotfrey Kneller (1646-1723) (

Sound Origin:

Golden Sun (via vgmusic.com)

Keywords:

John

Locke

John Locke

free

open

yo mama

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November 4th, 2006

10:53:28 PM CST

(1)

lmao.

November 4th, 2006

10:54:41 PM CST

(-1)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

November 4th, 2006

10:54:52 PM CST

(1)

lol, smart

November 4th, 2006

10:55:30 PM CST

(1)

Thank you... 1 hour of bitch-slapping sites for being gay, bitchy, stupid, unfunny, boring, wasteful, and terroristic... and I promote your's.

November 4th, 2006

10:56:29 PM CST

(1)

OMG, I said "Your mama's" instead of "Yo mama's" in the image, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................! lol

November 4th, 2006

10:58:25 PM CST

(1)

well now it sounds proper ^

November 4th, 2006

10:58:33 PM CST

(1)

rofl

November 4th, 2006

10:58:55 PM CST

(1)

5 for LOCKE, screw marx in his face

November 4th, 2006

10:59:26 PM CST

(1)

5 because I know the little ones will hate it and give it 1s and 2s.

November 4th, 2006

11:01:40 PM CST

(1)

Yeah, it does sound more proper... heh hee

November 4th, 2006

11:05:23 PM CST

(1)

I like the Golden Sun music.

November 4th, 2006

11:05:26 PM CST

(1)

I SEE A NEW FAD!!!

November 4th, 2006

11:06:13 PM CST

(0)

5 for Golden Sun Music.

November 4th, 2006

11:06:56 PM CST

(0)

ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sick burn

November 4th, 2006

11:13:37 PM CST

(0)

Whatchu say?

November 4th, 2006

11:21:55 PM CST

(0)

ZOMG HAHAHAHAHAHHA

November 5th, 2006

12:16:08 AM CST

(0)

How very classy, my good sir.

November 5th, 2006

12:16:53 AM CST

(0)

nice man, nice...really funny....hahahah

November 5th, 2006

12:22:02 AM CST

(0)

Constitution team? -1 for how nerdy that is.

strongbad20212000

November 5th, 2006

12:56:14 AM CST

(0)

Nice

November 5th, 2006

(0)

OMG. a 'yo momma' joke for white people !!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

lol original content

November 5th, 2006

(0)

I LOL'd!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Brilliant!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

:( I was expecting Lost. But this is still good so 5!

allhailmighty42

November 5th, 2006

(0)

5'd for Golden Sun music.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...where am I supposed to begin with this one?

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Hooray for political science + yo momma jokes! 5'd

November 5th, 2006

(0)

YESSSSSS! i love poly sci jokes :S

November 5th, 2006

(0)

can't wait to use this one in school, i salute thee good sir!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

5'd for GS

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Oh my Science!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

hahah SERVED. with KNOWLEDGE.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

also 5 for GS

November 5th, 2006

(0)

haha, must say im very confused.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

f*ckin pwnage

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Osnap.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

F*CK JOHN LOCKE a free and open society is for losers. Fascism FTW

November 5th, 2006

(0)

But what's in the HATCH??!?!?!?!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

I was expecting Terry O'Quinn, but this works too.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

That simply isn't funny.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Burned.

November 5th, 2006

10:26:23 AM CST

(0)

I want my Mr. Clean with knives, but this is good too

November 5th, 2006

12:17:41 PM CST

(0)

Oh snap.

ChronosDestroyerOfRe

November 5th, 2006

12:27:56 PM CST

(0)

He has one hell of a shnoz.

November 5th, 2006

12:30:23 PM CST

(0)

im gonna bust that one out in euro tommorow

November 5th, 2006

12:31:56 PM CST

(0)

LMAO Locke is the sh*t. Marx and Hobbes can bite me.

November 5th, 2006

12:34:05 PM CST

(0)

lol.

November 5th, 2006

12:41:01 PM CST

(0)

I lol'd in real life. You brought sunshine to my day.

November 5th, 2006

12:44:09 PM CST

(0)

Intelligent and hilarious so, on that note, LOL.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice touch with Golden Sun.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

ROFL

November 5th, 2006

(0)

hahahaha

November 5th, 2006

(0)

I get it so I should therefore five this. Sigh..

November 5th, 2006

(0)

your sense of humor is like everyone else's. unoriginal

November 5th, 2006

(0)

PHILOSOPWNED!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

WIN

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Yes! Finally a use for all that stuff I learned about him in my poli-sci class!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

WOW... i forsee a dirge of economically/philosophically based yo mama jokes, at least i hope so

November 5th, 2006

(0)

WIN!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

The possibility of this becoming a fad makes me all tingly inside.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

That is Hobbes' famous "yo mama" joke.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Also this would be even better with a less MIDI sounding version of the song used if possible.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

So many people are fiving this simply to prove that they are intellectuals. I admit I did laugh, but you get a three for effort.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Well, I guess it won't let me vote. Huh.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

There we go.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

I AM INTELLECTUAL. WORDS MOVE FROM THE PAGE TO MY BRAIN. LOL, COGNITION.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

1'd for being about the less-cool John Locke. Lost > philosophy.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

November 5th, 2006

(0)

BAM!!! HISTORICAL REFERNCE FTW!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

reference** (i'm not retarded, please don't flame)

November 5th, 2006

(0)

...This is amazingly hilarious.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

My ROLFcopter goew soi soi soi soi soi soi (>'.')>

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Diss.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Just did not find this funny at all, i am sorry.

November 5th, 2006

(0)

opened this when I saw john locke and lmao

November 5th, 2006

(0)

I would love for this to become a fad. Very sophisticated :)

November 5th, 2006

(0)

+5 for golden sun music

November 5th, 2006

(0)

November 5th, 2006

(0)

great

November 5th, 2006

(0)

you have won a thousand dollars in cash monies. lets bullit!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

HAHAHA ROFLAMO

November 5th, 2006

(0)

sh*t, I'll 5 just for GS

November 5th, 2006

(0)

5 for awesome

November 5th, 2006

(0)

lololol

November 5th, 2006

(0)

What's wrong with you people? This is awful. The text, the format, the joke....what the f*ck? This is sh*t. Are you all that young that you're impressed by this juvenile crap?

November 5th, 2006

(0)

I am currently eating a bacon sandwhich. That is all. also LOL!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

That is some high class offense right there

November 5th, 2006

(0)

this isnt clever at all... some people will 5 anything

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Nice one!

November 5th, 2006

(0)

lol

November 5th, 2006

(0)

not only did i laugh, it's accompanied by Golden Sun music! a 5 for you good sir!

ArthurFonzarelli

November 5th, 2006

(0)

Well, you got me

November 5th, 2006

10:07:33 PM CST

(0)

Gosh! How not to 5 Golden Sun? Impossible I say!

November 5th, 2006

10:09:53 PM CST

(0)

hah i like this fad

November 5th, 2006

11:45:31 PM CST

(0)

I don't like Locke and his ideas, but still a great ytmnd.

November 5th, 2006

11:46:27 PM CST

(0)

November 6th, 2006

(0)

Don't usually pimp my own sites in comments, but I made an attempt to continue this idea here: http://thomasmalthusownage.ytmnd.com/

November 12th, 2006

11:14:50 PM CST

(0)

YourTheCoconutMan

December 19th, 2006

(0)

XD

February 13th, 2007

11:30:58 PM CST

(0)

5 for the Golden Sun music.

February 28th, 2007

(0)

Oh snap!