Comments you hope to never see
Created on: December 2nd, 2006
Comments you hope to never see
I'm purposefully setting myself up for bizarre comments here. P.S. I'll change the music if anyone can think of something that goes with this.

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December 2nd, 2006
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why, helpful comments....help....you...to not...suck?
December 2nd, 2006
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Yo es dinero.
December 2nd, 2006
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You mentioned poland. +5.
December 2nd, 2006
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And Qnslaught even downvotes here. Delicious.
December 2nd, 2006
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yeah some of those are annoying
December 2nd, 2006
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Why edit the user names. It makes the YTMNDs more fun. Serious note now, this been done a lot and isn't good as others I've seen.
December 2nd, 2006
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this should be in a list of 'ytmnds you hope you never see'.
December 2nd, 2006
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Well so much for my idea of turning this into a contest...
December 2nd, 2006
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So where does ' You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing. ' fall?
December 2nd, 2006
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Yo es dinero
December 2nd, 2006
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@GameKid: I'd put that under "Confusing" lol
December 2nd, 2006
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P.S. I wonder how many accounts Qnslaught is going to downvote me with.
December 2nd, 2006
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two thumbs way up
December 2nd, 2006
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MYBALLSTOLDMETOUPVOTETHISSITE +5 -24 +32 FOR DONGS FREE BALLSACK MOSTURIZER WITH EACH PURCHASE EL GATTO NEEDS MORE GETTING LAID
December 2nd, 2006
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I think I should include that little gem in a followup... thanks Dr-L337!
December 3rd, 2006
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Sure, whatever you said. I agree 100%.
December 3rd, 2006
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Don't get the 'yo es dinero.' Meh.
December 3rd, 2006
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No no no, you got it all wrong #1 should be you fail please try again ^_^ But other than that, pretty good.
December 3rd, 2006
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2 for 'HEART OF GLASS'. DUDE, WTF!!!!!!! 1. Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (NO COMMENT NECESSARY...)
December 3rd, 2006
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Have you ever tried to loop that song? :P
December 3rd, 2006
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you win, good day, sir
December 3rd, 2006
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who the f*ck is that Qnslaught guy?
December 3rd, 2006
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5 for pre-Heart of Glass Blondie
December 3rd, 2006
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Yeah Im getting tired stupid comments especially from revenge downvoters. When I make a comment I try to be funny and make sure it's related to that site that I'm commenting about.
December 3rd, 2006
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2-5 are my favorite types of comments. "The Robuts have captured me. Please send help." "This ytmnd will be killed. " "I just 1'd all your sites."
December 3rd, 2006
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um, I'd like to see more of comment #3 actually
December 3rd, 2006
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nice
December 3rd, 2006
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i was going to do somethign very simliar to this once, because its a great idea. 4 because it looks rushed as f*ck
December 3rd, 2006
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what the hell heres a 5
December 3rd, 2006
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OMG I DO THOSE THINGS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
December 3rd, 2006
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C3PO: I never doubted you for a second! Wonderful!
December 3rd, 2006
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f*ck Qnsllaught and his syphillitic mother
December 3rd, 2006
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GTFO BITCH ITS NOT LIKE THIS HASNT BEEN DONE 398347834786387698234 TIMES BEFORE N*GG* NO ONE GIVES A SH*T ABOUT YOUR WHINY SH*T NOOOOOOOO DAREZ COMMENTS I DONT LIKE WHO GIVES A SH*T MOTHERF*CKER I 1'D ALL YOUR SITES AND I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU LEAVE THIS SITE FOREVER NOBODY GIVES A SH*T ABOUT YOUR ANNOYING UNCREATIVE BULLSH*T QUIT WASTING FLESH
December 3rd, 2006
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Well, it only takes one minute to rejuvinate my razor with my Razor Gator! Rinse, wipe, sweep. It's so easy to keep it clean. Rinse, wipe, sweep. It's alright! Razor Gator!
December 3rd, 2006
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this site will be killed
December 3rd, 2006
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theplease's comment is hilarious,why isnt that in there?
December 3rd, 2006
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Qnslaught is an alt,btw.
December 3rd, 2006
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Dinero es yo.
December 3rd, 2006
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I love this!
December 3rd, 2006
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The voices told me to upvote this.
December 3rd, 2006
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lol nice loop
December 3rd, 2006
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Balls hit me.
December 3rd, 2006
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Yo es dinero = I is money
December 3rd, 2006
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haha nicee stuff here... but i like the confusing comments :P !! you've had quite a week huh? 3 in the up and comming over the course of 3 days? i'm impressed!!
December 3rd, 2006
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Yo es dinero.
December 3rd, 2006
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
December 3rd, 2006
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yo es dinero
December 3rd, 2006
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^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
December 3rd, 2006
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December 3rd, 2006
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New razor gator now only $1.99. You should really add a picture of jimmy page since you're using his music. My hat thinks thats a good idea. +5 for stairway. Yo es dinero.
December 3rd, 2006
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Qnslaught is just a sexymofo wannabe. He even has a second account, thgualsnq, to do his bidding. What a waste of online space.
December 3rd, 2006
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Yo es dinero :P hahahaha
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i think you're asking too much of us ytmnders
December 3rd, 2006
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The horribly disturbing threat to your life comment: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/660785
December 3rd, 2006
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+5 for goodness -4 for telling me how to lead my life +3 you still need more cowbell and NEDM and poland -2 what is the meaning of life? +3 Sumguy21 has supported this message -1 for wasting my time +1 GO BUY RAZOR GATORS RAZOR GATORS RAZOR
December 3rd, 2006
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good jokes
December 3rd, 2006
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December 3rd, 2006
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YES!
December 3rd, 2006
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gr8
December 3rd, 2006
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NEDM.
December 3rd, 2006
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Insta 1'd for being gay.
December 3rd, 2006
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That comment isn't confusing at all. It's just some teenager thinking he's cool and different by saying "TEH VOICEZ" when they're probably just some f*ggot loser that should slit their wrists.
December 3rd, 2006
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Oh, and I know who Sexy-Mofo REALLY is. PM for the answer.
December 3rd, 2006
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wasn't this made like a year ago?
December 3rd, 2006
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Yo es dinero.
December 3rd, 2006
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Yes, tehPlease definitely will be included if there is a followup to this.
December 3rd, 2006
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mathematical reasoning really sucks =D
December 3rd, 2006
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I quietly slipped my c*ck into Mr. Peppers mouth. His warm juicy tongue wrapped around my soft penis skin, and he begin to suck my siemen down his throat. My midget servant Reese unzipped his pants and gently stuck his hard c*ck into Peppers *ssh*le. Peppers hadn't expected this. Je jumped up in horror and ran for the door, but it was too late. The midget c*ck was inside of him, and as he ran it ripped clean off. Reese screamed in agony. He yelled out "Kill me now my brother!! It isn't worth it anym-" BANG.
December 3rd, 2006
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--oh, and add Xoolio.
December 3rd, 2006
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Meanwhile, Peppers was going to his Pick up truck. I quietly slipped outside and unloaded the grenade I brought just for this moment. Peppers eyes challenged me, whoever was the better man would come out on top. Peppers could run me over, I could send him flying- but it didn't matter. Peppers was a coward. He tried to drive away into the night but didn't get past the stop sign. BAM. BOOM. CRASH. He was dead. I took his body and sucked on his testicles for a little while, then ran off into the dark night.
December 3rd, 2006
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dude, this sucks balls.
December 3rd, 2006
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Fin
December 3rd, 2006
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Yeh!!!U Rteh ghey! QUIT WASTING FLESH!
December 3rd, 2006
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True.
December 3rd, 2006
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out loud laughing came out of my mouth
December 3rd, 2006
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Heh, if I added Xoolio this would have to be NSFW.
December 3rd, 2006
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Nicely done... comments have gotten out of control, not like the good old days...
December 3rd, 2006
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onslaught rofl
December 3rd, 2006
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"In one case, the world may be alright. but it is your destiny. Beleive in the power of true Love. DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO."
December 3rd, 2006
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Check out my sites +4 but change the music -1 and why does the world hate mice for no reason -3 oh and yo es dinero. +5
December 3rd, 2006
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Good stuff
December 3rd, 2006
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I dunno why this gets a 5
December 3rd, 2006
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hahahah + 5 for truth
December 3rd, 2006
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December 3rd, 2006
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I mean... Nice site. Five! :)
December 3rd, 2006
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that's silly
December 3rd, 2006
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*sigh* seen my share of all of them
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Ich ist Geld.
December 3rd, 2006
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5 for led zeppelin since I grew young no no no no no how come I always think to myself, did Nietzsche say I was to give you a 5?
December 3rd, 2006
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5 for the truth
December 3rd, 2006
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December 3rd, 2006
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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DOES IT MAKE ME WANT TO KEEP THIS UP?
December 3rd, 2006
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Number 2 and 4 are actually helpful in many instances.
December 3rd, 2006
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the sad part bieng that i use 3,2,4
December 3rd, 2006
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The voices told me to upvote this.
December 3rd, 2006
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dont give downvoters attention, then they go away. anybody remember sexymofo?
December 3rd, 2006
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I have to admit. I am guilty of mathematical comments. +5 for truth ;)
December 3rd, 2006
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Do a barrel roll and I'll fave this.
December 3rd, 2006
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That and mofo...also needs more naked Josie Maran ;)
December 3rd, 2006
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lmao faved + fived + dineros
December 3rd, 2006
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Good punchline. Where the f*ck are you, Max? WHERE IS THE BANHAMMER?
December 3rd, 2006
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Why wouldn't you leave instructions? Picture-sound-text fad. :)
December 3rd, 2006
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this one time, a ghost came out and raped me in a field of lettuce. then he asked me if i played basketball, and i said CAT-SUP.....................but then this wise man told me that there was only 3 good ways to make waffles, and a turkish man didn't know the difference between 5 and the everglades. but that's beyond the point, which is cotton candy. and i like apples when they are drenches in x-box 360s
December 3rd, 2006
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-1 for giving qnslaught the attention he wants.
December 3rd, 2006
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maybe chakaron?
December 3rd, 2006
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dinero desu yo.
December 3rd, 2006
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Scientologists have sued me. Please send help.
December 3rd, 2006
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THANKS FOR THE INSTRUCTIONS.
December 3rd, 2006
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fived for stairway to heaven
December 3rd, 2006
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I was gonna say this was already done last year, but now I'm thinking ... Is this a repost? was it one of your deleted sites I was thinking of?
December 3rd, 2006
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the force is strong in this one
December 3rd, 2006
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Qnslaughts profile page sucks 60 yr old man's balls!! he can't get above a 2 himself, so he downvotes on a regular basis. he will probably go bald by the age of 20
December 3rd, 2006
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HTTP 404 COMMENT NOT FOUND (DOG)
December 3rd, 2006
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But I like 3 and 4, heh
December 3rd, 2006
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-3 for Qnslaught +5 for led zeppelin
December 3rd, 2006
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needs lazytown though
December 3rd, 2006
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i am guilty of #2
December 3rd, 2006
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yo es dinero doesn't even make sense. it translates to "I am money."
December 3rd, 2006
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lol the same guy that you took a screnshot of downvoted this lol
December 3rd, 2006
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As for the music: It's a decent choice, but sort of slow for YTMND standards.
December 3rd, 2006
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Yo es Sombrero-dinero
December 3rd, 2006
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The voices told me to upvote this
December 3rd, 2006
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aren't you asking for "instructions included" comments?
December 3rd, 2006
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Yes this is a repost, lol. Also, I updated it.
December 3rd, 2006
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1 should be you fail please try again ^_^ :X
December 3rd, 2006
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hey
December 4th, 2006
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You should see the comments Afrotech leaves for me.
December 4th, 2006
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Too many virgins on YTMND
December 4th, 2006
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Too many virgins on YTMND
December 5th, 2006
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+5 for Truthiness.
December 9th, 2006
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I saw a yellow brick this afternoon so 5'd
December 10th, 2006
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I wouldn't necessarily call them instructions, just suggestions. Change that, and you get a 5.
December 12th, 2006
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all comments are welcome actually
January 15th, 2007
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you tango ambre
June 13th, 2008
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aww but confusing comments are my favorite