YTMND vs. Sega
Created on: January 11th, 2007
YTMND vs. Sega
DZK 
MAX vs. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. WHO WILL WIN? Download song (or read lyrics) @ http://www.soundclick.com/dzk

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January 11th, 2007
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Your song was good except for the cussing. Without that, I could have shared it with others.
January 11th, 2007
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I love Sega. :D
January 11th, 2007
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Not a bad response in what, a few hours? Not sure why all the retards were thinking this was gonna be an eloquent, curse-free typed up letter or something.
January 11th, 2007
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lol, Nintendo forever.
January 11th, 2007
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Oh god, they're making f*cked up jokes about the barrel roll. Win.
January 11th, 2007
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awesome rap
January 11th, 2007
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lol?
January 11th, 2007
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oh btw sega. LOL
January 11th, 2007
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U R COOL
January 11th, 2007
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EPIC
January 11th, 2007
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stick it to the man, the english man
January 11th, 2007
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SAVE TEH YTMND
January 11th, 2007
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I listen to a lot of hip-hop, this is good sh*t. The lyrics are top notch. How long did this take you to write? Keep it up, excellent ebayer. A+++++++++++++
January 11th, 2007
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Wow, one of the most original YTMNDs ever! F*ck Sega, their sh*t is archaic...these YTMNDs give them much needed publicity, most little kids nowadays don't even know WTF Sega is. They should be paying Max!
January 11th, 2007
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thats it i have lost all respect for SEGA
January 11th, 2007
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alright its time for an ACTUAL raid not just us being *ssh*les to non evil people
January 11th, 2007
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Fyrestorm needs to put this in the soundtrack.
January 11th, 2007
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your a winnar!
January 11th, 2007
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do they have a forum to raid? lol
January 11th, 2007
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sweet
January 11th, 2007
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DZK FTW
January 11th, 2007
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god damn, i like sega, but this whole thing is really f*cking cheap
January 11th, 2007
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wow braces now this sh*t... perrty sh*t day eh
January 11th, 2007
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DZK.
January 11th, 2007
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win
January 11th, 2007
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YEESSS!
January 11th, 2007
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I think there's a little too much sleigh bell in there... Christmas was three weeks ago, dude.
January 11th, 2007
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Godlike.
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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I don't understand how you can be so talented. It ruins my life really.
January 11th, 2007
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amazing!
January 11th, 2007
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Sega = Owned in more ways that I can describe!
January 11th, 2007
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I really liked sega up until now. I mean, I had a lot of respect, but no more.
January 11th, 2007
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probably the best ytmnd ive seen in a long time
January 11th, 2007
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holy sh*t sick rap
January 11th, 2007
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F*CK SEGA!!!
January 11th, 2007
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HAHA best rap ever
January 11th, 2007
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this site is godly. best rap ever.
January 11th, 2007
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You own, and always will...
January 11th, 2007
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only reason sonic's not a ghost now is cause we keep him breathing. oh god theyre making bad jokes about the barrel roll! DZK has mad steeze.
January 11th, 2007
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Epic win
January 11th, 2007
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lol gay tentacle porn lol
January 11th, 2007
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best site ever
January 11th, 2007
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I hate rap, but this shall be fived because it was actually entertaining. F*ck Sega.
January 11th, 2007
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awsome
January 11th, 2007
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THERE ART AN EXPLOSION IN MY LOINS THE LIKES OF WHICH NO MORTAL MAN SHALT EVER TRULY UNDERSTAND.
January 11th, 2007
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Really good.
January 11th, 2007
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Oh god!! They're making fun of the barrel roll!
January 11th, 2007
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Big money big prizes, I love it!!!!!!!1one.
January 11th, 2007
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This might be the best YTMND I've seen.
January 11th, 2007
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appropriate 5
January 11th, 2007
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DZK pwns. This is so f*ckin great, 15 stars.
January 11th, 2007
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oh, this is some hot DZK isht. Which RJ beat is this?
January 11th, 2007
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Never mind, just remembered it.
January 11th, 2007
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Truth
January 11th, 2007
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BEST F*CKING RESPONSE EVER.
January 11th, 2007
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PERFECTION.
January 11th, 2007
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Not into rap but this song is awesome. :)
January 11th, 2007
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Instead of approaching the situation like mature adults we send a wigger to throw gay jokes at them? wonderful DZK, i grew up with sega and Now 2 things that i love are at war with each other. F*ck that, How about we reason and work with sega to resolve the situation, instead of slinging childish insults?
January 11th, 2007
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Sega will win dumbass. This didn't help at all
January 11th, 2007
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Barrel Roll FTW
January 11th, 2007
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Preach on brotha
January 11th, 2007
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aLL THE GOOGLE ADS SAY SONIC ON THIS PAGE!!!
January 11th, 2007
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This is made up of so much win and god I cannot quantify it. Keep fighting the good fight, YTMND.
January 11th, 2007
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An enemy is an enemy. YTMNDers don't cater to authority or legal terrorism. Sega and its game characters always felt too focused on marketing and image. Sure sonic was fun, but wasn't it just a "cooler" looking Mario Bros. on a black SNES? Pretty f*cking good ytmnd too, even if you are a wigger.
January 11th, 2007
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DEFEND THE INTERNETS!
January 11th, 2007
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This site will be deleted lol.
January 11th, 2007
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owned
January 11th, 2007
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Christ, I'm a fanboy of the (Genesis) series and I laughed my *ss off. "Oh god, they're makin' f-cked up jokes about the barrel roll!"
January 11th, 2007
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This is some of the first intellegent rap I've ever heard (save some well-written nerdcore). Good luck to you Max, Sega of Europe deserves to lose tons in a lawsuit on general stupidity.
January 11th, 2007
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"How about we reason and work with sega to resolve the situation, instead of slinging childish insults?" Cause this is ytmnd you f*cking moron. GTFO or get deleted you f*ggot.
January 11th, 2007
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MAD SKILLZ < DZK
January 11th, 2007
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HAHA, you sir, are a king among Men, taking Sega down
January 11th, 2007
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"aLL THE GOOGLE ADS SAY SONIC ON THIS PAGE!!!" but there's one for 'Orgazmo.' Yeeeuuck!
January 11th, 2007
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Wow, this is going in the hall of fame...
January 11th, 2007
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Wow. That rap is brilliant. So well done! :D
January 11th, 2007
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damned.
January 11th, 2007
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DZK, use this image: http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/3471/segasuxwh3.png
January 11th, 2007
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f*ckfish
January 11th, 2007
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rap is cool
January 11th, 2007
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amaazing
January 11th, 2007
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I am in awe.
January 11th, 2007
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DZK FTW
January 11th, 2007
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...Sigh = /
January 11th, 2007
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I don't care what cullah you is. You done YTMND proud.
January 11th, 2007
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oh sh*ts!
January 11th, 2007
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HOLY SH*T
January 11th, 2007
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i am very very very impressed with this song
January 11th, 2007
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Hmm... Well-made, but someone REALLY likes gay jokes, huh?
January 11th, 2007
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Win less than three
January 11th, 2007
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lol
January 11th, 2007
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DZK, which RJD2 song did you use for the beat?
January 11th, 2007
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f*cking sweet
January 11th, 2007
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OWNED!
January 11th, 2007
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this is legendary you get better every time
January 11th, 2007
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DZK, you're too good for YTMND.
January 11th, 2007
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I'm suprised you're not famous yet for your rapping skills dkz. Your skills are unmatched, and we're proud to have you as one of our spokespersons here at ytmd. Thank you! Awesome job!
January 11th, 2007
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I donated because this rap contains "blast processing".
January 11th, 2007
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Nice
January 11th, 2007
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superbe
January 12th, 2007
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wigger response is noted
January 12th, 2007
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sh*t, son! sick rhymes.
January 12th, 2007
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SEGA is awesome. This was low man.
January 12th, 2007
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Win.
January 12th, 2007
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Sega doesn't know the words "FIRST AMENDMENT" to save their lives. 5'd.
January 12th, 2007
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Anyone who downvotes this deserves to die. I hate rap, but I love this.
January 12th, 2007
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Uh... lolz i think. I heard something about Sonic and Masturbation with Cream. That's definitly no good. Lyrics ftw?
January 12th, 2007
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zomg
January 12th, 2007
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QQ DZK
January 12th, 2007
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Approved!
January 12th, 2007
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Old corperates are so out of touch man. seriously.
January 12th, 2007
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DO A BARREL ROLL
January 12th, 2007
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f*ck you sega
January 12th, 2007
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Wow, you actually have some damn good rhymes in this....impressive
January 12th, 2007
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dongz
January 12th, 2007
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Wow. I usually hate rap, but this is pure frickin' genius!
January 12th, 2007
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BOOM HEADSHOT!
January 12th, 2007
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January 12th, 2007
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dzk is an excellent rapper [/sarcasm]
January 12th, 2007
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You're the man now dog!
January 12th, 2007
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I thinks your some sort of god...
January 12th, 2007
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max will give it to that f*g hedgehog how he likes it - in the ass
January 12th, 2007
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solid tune, love it
January 12th, 2007
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January 12th, 2007
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Wonderful
January 12th, 2007
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awesome to the f*ckin max
January 12th, 2007
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long *ss letter saying the same sh*t. (paraphrase: we own sonic. you make us look bad. take it off.)
January 12th, 2007
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what happened to you SEGA? you used to be cool.
January 12th, 2007
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DZK you seem to be nothing short of a lyrical genious. 5 for creativity and flows. better than the song made by lemon demon over the ebaum letter. cant find the song in the source code tho.
January 12th, 2007
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I'm gonna temporarily not hate rap for the duration of this YTMND, every time I view it. Five stars, good master!
January 12th, 2007
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 12th, 2007
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dzk, how exactly can you keep making hit after hit for since like f*cking 1933?
January 12th, 2007
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that was f*cking fantastic.
January 12th, 2007
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Dear god I think my ovaries just exploded.
January 12th, 2007
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Hah hah, legal advice.
January 12th, 2007
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Você é dinheiro.
January 12th, 2007
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for reals
January 12th, 2007
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O
January 12th, 2007
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I still dont see why people would confuse us whit sega?
January 12th, 2007
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Dammit! I was meant to five this site.
January 12th, 2007
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Whoa f*ck me, this is better than actual rap. FAV'D!
January 12th, 2007
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Damn, that was really good man. You got some "mad skillz, yo!"
January 12th, 2007
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DZK ALWAYS gets a 5 from Rocko57
January 12th, 2007
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DZK : Have my e-babys
January 12th, 2007
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hell yeah,man.
January 12th, 2007
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I normally would give this a lower rating but really sega is being retarded. higher rating so more people see it
January 12th, 2007
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i dont much like rap, but you my friend are good. Epic Win.
January 12th, 2007
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5
January 12th, 2007
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F*cking epicwin.
January 12th, 2007
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Sonic's been going downward, more, more, and more with its older fans. This thing that they did just now makes me hate the whole Sega franchise, this coming from a previous Sonic fan. The games got seriously retarded as well.
January 12th, 2007
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It's called the Mega Drive over here in the UK :) awesome, hilarious, 5'd.
January 12th, 2007
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It's goo-ood :)
January 12th, 2007
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My expectations for this ytmnd were exceeded. Well done, sir.
January 12th, 2007
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GREAT
January 12th, 2007
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YTMND > Sega . Also buttsecks
January 12th, 2007
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hey yo these rhymes is sick as hell dog
January 12th, 2007
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Nice work. Love the lyrics.
January 12th, 2007
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Why isn't it letting me vote? I wanna 5 it...
January 12th, 2007
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LOL WUT
January 12th, 2007
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Not bad, but 1'd for called the UK MEga Drive the Genesis.
January 12th, 2007
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Oh SNAP!
January 12th, 2007
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I couldn't 5 this site any harder than I just did right now.
January 12th, 2007
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oh no, they're making fun of our barrel roll
January 12th, 2007
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Well done, DZK.
January 12th, 2007
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This was pretty cool.
January 12th, 2007
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Pretty fly for a white guy
January 12th, 2007
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This is awesome.
January 12th, 2007
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I stand corrected!
January 12th, 2007
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They shall be smote like thieves.
January 12th, 2007
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Yeah, this is really gonna stop Sega wanting to sue your arse. Resorting to gay jokes is very mature, and clever! >_>
January 12th, 2007
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F, You are f*cking lame. White trash.
January 12th, 2007
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UNIVERSE TIER
January 12th, 2007
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fo shizzel!
January 12th, 2007
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Don't be surprised if i sponsor this... We must fight back! We support you and max!
January 12th, 2007
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what the hell has sega made except sonic games anyway They must of needed money badly cause they make sh*t like sonic riders Lol characters like knuckles and cream
January 12th, 2007
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I don't like rap that much, but THAT was AWESOME!!!
January 12th, 2007
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Song can be downloaded at http://www.soundclick.com/dzk - Lyrics there too.
January 12th, 2007
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Naw, we in the Uk have moved on. But over here the Genesis was called the Mega Drive. Take from that what you will
January 12th, 2007
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F*cking communists.
January 12th, 2007
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Sega=PWNED.
January 12th, 2007
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Positive things rap has done for society as a whole: 1) This YTMND
January 12th, 2007
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SEY-GAAAHH!
January 12th, 2007
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I just about lost it during the "Barrel roll" part -- 5'ed
January 12th, 2007
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mad props son
January 12th, 2007
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WIN!
January 12th, 2007
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i really hope sega wipes this site off the face of the planet
January 12th, 2007
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instant win. i never liked sonic in the first place.
January 12th, 2007
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YOU WIN! Best rap I've heard from you yet, DZK.
January 12th, 2007
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yippe
January 12th, 2007
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"Dear god I think my ovaries just exploded." So I'm not the only one?
January 12th, 2007
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All the hate being shown from ytmnd users here is pathetic. Oh no, a white person sang a rap song...?! Grow up. And if you like SEGA, gee that's great, but this legal bullsh*t is something that no one in their right mind can defend. I love that this is Max's "legal" response to them, and I don't know how, but I hope YTMND sees through this. Also, I love that EVERYONE cracked up over the Barrel Roll part...cuz I did too! FIVE.
January 12th, 2007
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In the UK we have Segaworld. Best thing Sega's done since Toejam and Earl.
January 12th, 2007
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DZK haters suck.
January 12th, 2007
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win
January 12th, 2007
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DZK turns everything to gold.
January 12th, 2007
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You sound too much like Eminem, like your older stuff better if you just see to vocals.. But good dis' anyhow, good lyrics!
January 12th, 2007
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Damn, that was AWESOME - and I'm in Europe!
January 12th, 2007
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probably the best f*cking YTMND ever i say we all go drop over at sega and beat some asians
January 12th, 2007
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No jurisdiction in the entire world would accept this as a legal answer. If you guys think this is ALL makcs has to do... I can't believe this is what I'm using Civil Procedure for. In other words, GROW UP. The rap isn't that bad but this whole thing is so dumb it hurts my head.
January 12th, 2007
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Hall of Fame, here this comes.
January 12th, 2007
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I mean, really, if SEGA wanted to not make Sonic look bad, they could at least stop making sh*t games and stop ruining the franchise.
January 12th, 2007
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way to go man. great flow on top of a great beat. i'd like to hear more of your music.
January 12th, 2007
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dzk ftw
January 12th, 2007
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5'izzled before listening
January 12th, 2007
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moar music @ http://www.soundclick.com/dzk
January 12th, 2007
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You can make arguments whilst rapping? Thumbs up to you
January 12th, 2007
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Sad, but everything he said is true. SoE has overstepped its social bounds (legal bounds to be determined), and they must be put back in their place.
January 12th, 2007
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hahahahaha good stuff, but wow did that sound white. 4 for all the efforts.
January 12th, 2007
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u win teh interweb
January 12th, 2007
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yes
January 12th, 2007
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This owns.
January 12th, 2007
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Win.
January 12th, 2007
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if nothing else, the quality of this site should deter sega from getting themselves raped by YTMNDers
January 12th, 2007
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Fav'd, five'd
January 12th, 2007
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LMAO at "masturbation, ass, semen"
January 12th, 2007
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Holy crap, hip-hop talent!
January 12th, 2007
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The rap is actually pretty tight...maybe you could spend the weekend tightening up the spoken-word parts. Otherwise...for a quick response, this is damned good.
January 12th, 2007
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oh yeah, you forgot polend
January 12th, 2007
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If this song does not get on the soundtrack, I will kill five earless kittens.
January 12th, 2007
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Oh wow, genius.
January 12th, 2007
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outstanding!
January 12th, 2007
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
January 12th, 2007
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epic ownage
January 12th, 2007
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F*cking amazing A rap with tentacle porn mentioned in it. Win. 1st.
January 12th, 2007
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Holy crap, freaking awesome!
January 12th, 2007
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ace.
January 12th, 2007
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whoa, i'm impressed by that rap..
January 12th, 2007
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damn right
January 12th, 2007
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XD
January 12th, 2007
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January 12th, 2007
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amazing
January 12th, 2007
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i voted 5 wtffffffffffffffffffff
January 12th, 2007
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Incredible rap dude.
January 12th, 2007
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f*ck sega
January 12th, 2007
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599 US Dollars.
January 12th, 2007
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Win
January 12th, 2007
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It would be unamerican for me to downvote this
January 12th, 2007
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5 for RJD2, and speed of release after the incident
January 12th, 2007
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ok, i'm one of the biggest sega advocates ever i have a f*cking STATUE of sonic in my backyard that i got from a toys' r' us' years ago but now apparently they are threatening www.ytmnd.com to take down any and all references to sonic saying that said sites are "defaming" sonic and "hurting" his image NEWS FLASH SEGA, SONIC HAS SUCKED DICK SINCE SONIC CD AND SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES, YOU DROVE IT INTO THE GROUND YEARS AGO i mean sonic next for xbox360 is like the next best game since that era and it sucks 95% of the time, the only good part is the difficulty, some of silver's sh*t, and sonic's speed burst sections someone made a reply to it though: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/ best site EVER. f*cking OWNED them badly. seriously sega, i mean, you totally just rape sonic, turn it into a blatant parody of stereotypes/races in the world, put them in the human world, and turn it into a bad ripoff of the 3 vikings for SNES... and you expect people to see sonic as "bad" because of ytmnd? for
January 12th, 2007
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ok, i'm one of the biggest sega advocates ever i have a f*cking STATUE of sonic in my backyard that i got from a toys' r' us' years ago but now apparently they are threatening www.ytmnd.com to take down any and all references to sonic saying that said sites are "defaming" sonic and "hurting" his image NEWS FLASH SEGA, SONIC HAS SUCKED DICK SINCE SONIC CD AND SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES, YOU DROVE IT INTO THE GROUND YEARS AGO i mean sonic next for xbox360 is like the next best game since that era and it sucks 95% of the time, the only good part is the difficulty, some of silver's sh*t, and sonic's speed burst sections someone made a reply to it though: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/ best site EVER. f*cking OWNED them badly. seriously sega, i mean, you totally just rape sonic, turn it into a blatant parody of stereotypes/races in the world, put them in the human world, and turn it into a bad ripoff of the 3 vikings for SNES... and you expect people to see sonic as "bad" because of ytmnd? for
January 12th, 2007
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GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DEEPBLUEVIBES FOR THE REST OF THE BLOG, IT'S THE LATEST ONE, I F*CKING GO NUTS ON SEGA
January 12th, 2007
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LOL!!!!!!
January 12th, 2007
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Yeah! This rocks!
January 12th, 2007
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win
January 12th, 2007
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Is this K-Fed? If not he sounds just like him.
January 12th, 2007
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Yo son. You got some sick rap skills man. And the funny part is that you use them on YTMND. You could be out rapping about money, cars, and hoes like every other generic rapper out there but no, you put it somewhere where only a few select people will actually get it. And yes the people who get your rhymes will love you but the mass media just really doesn't understand all of the fads in your raps. You're still sick as f*ck though my man.
January 12th, 2007
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the internets has always been better than MTV
January 12th, 2007
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Oh and f*ck you you talentless piece of sh*t. "OMG GAY GAY GAY LOLOLOL SEGA = GAY LOLOLOLOL" And since when was sounding JUST LIKE KEVIN FEDERLINE cool?
January 12th, 2007
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Funny as hell!
January 12th, 2007
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What i don't understand is you should be taking out your rage on SOE (SEGA OF EUROPE) not SEGA in all. SOJ (SEGA OF JAPAN) had NOTHING to do with your legal threat neither did SOA (SEGA OF AMERICA). Europe SEGA wants money they find YTMND and bingo instant lawsuit! Advice: theres more then one SEGA. find out which one you outta be dissin before you go dissin everything just makes you look stupid.
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