Tom Cruise is Christ!!!
Created on: January 23rd, 2007
Tom Cruise is Christ!!!
gman62191 
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I didn't edit it, they just can't spell. >_>
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html
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frenchbreadpizza
January 23rd, 2007
6:42:58 PM CST
(1)
Does this mean we get to crucify him?
kerley0
January 23rd, 2007
6:43:19 PM CST
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LOLOL gotta love it. 1337
ajb293
January 23rd, 2007
6:45:38 PM CST
(0)
o.O!!
Ochobobo
January 23rd, 2007
6:45:41 PM CST
(0)
lol
NiteSky
January 23rd, 2007
6:45:45 PM CST
(0)
ROTF Ridiculous...
O-Rly-Owl
January 23rd, 2007
6:45:55 PM CST
(0)
Jesus would kick his ass.
GibbityGibblets
January 23rd, 2007
6:45:55 PM CST
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And Connery said unto the Ytmnders...... Crucify him!
WhiteNinja
January 23rd, 2007
6:45:56 PM CST
(0)
God, I hate Tom Cruise.
WuLfXV
January 23rd, 2007
6:46:06 PM CST
(0)
kill that guy!
darkfire532
January 23rd, 2007
6:46:16 PM CST
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no dude, that means he's the anti-christ
simplegreen21
January 23rd, 2007
6:46:24 PM CST
(0)
nice editing..."civilisation." nicely done....
Dr-Rockso
January 23rd, 2007
6:46:41 PM CST
(0)
Civilisation ftl.
OMGMyHairsOnFire
January 23rd, 2007
6:50:26 PM CST
(0)
lol upvote and WTF?!?!?
Ochobobo
January 23rd, 2007
6:51:08 PM CST
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html He didn't edit the article, unless he's Emily Smith. "Civilisation" is how English people spell it, which is why Tom Cruise will SUE YOU IN ENGLAND!
Green27
January 23rd, 2007
6:51:31 PM CST
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Tom Cruise is the son of Xenu. One day you'll all realise how not brainwashed he is and you'll all worship him.
SuperOrb
January 23rd, 2007
6:52:22 PM CST
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I feel bad for his kid, because that kid is automatically a part of the Church of Scientology and she didn't get to choose. Also, she won't know that it is bad.
Ovek
January 23rd, 2007
6:53:36 PM CST
(0)
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!
lunker
January 23rd, 2007
6:54:08 PM CST
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I'm not christian but seriously. jesus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cruise
first-of-two
January 23rd, 2007
6:54:11 PM CST
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Dibs on being the modern-day Longinus. I already have the spear.
Major-Tom
January 23rd, 2007
6:54:12 PM CST
(0)
LETS DO COCAINE! AND THEN CRUCIFY HIM!
mattcruise
January 23rd, 2007
6:56:35 PM CST
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"Tom Cruise is the son of Xenu. One day you'll all realise how not brainwashed he is and you'll all worship him." Actually Xenu is the enemy of scientology. Therefore Xenu would be considered the Satan of scientology not the God. Actually Logic is the true enemy of scientology.
skidmarx
January 23rd, 2007
6:58:44 PM CST
(0)
LOL F*GGOTS
bshelton
January 23rd, 2007
7:00:28 PM CST
(0)
wow!
BloodyPython
January 23rd, 2007
7:02:24 PM CST
(0)
This mean we get to crucify him!! Whoo-Hoo!
orphanixx
January 23rd, 2007
7:02:56 PM CST
(0)
WOW
Abel2
January 23rd, 2007
7:02:58 PM CST
(0)
I knew this would happen. http://janitorwantstokill.ytmnd.com/
VomitingKermit
January 23rd, 2007
7:03:42 PM CST
(0)
Should he not, if he is equal to Christ in the eyes of Scientologists, have some Xenu's son inspired name like 'Xarbargalorp' or something?
BrokenVisage
January 23rd, 2007
7:05:34 PM CST
(0)
he was always Christ, it was just never official
C-Euro
January 23rd, 2007
7:08:43 PM CST
(0)
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and vote no on that.
rupertscarr
January 23rd, 2007
7:11:13 PM CST
(0)
THE END IS NIGH
Abominator
January 23rd, 2007
7:15:53 PM CST
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almost got away with it, but had to 4 because you misspelled civilization
frenchbreadpizza
January 23rd, 2007
7:21:47 PM CST
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Abominator: Look at the comments.
KarlHungus
January 23rd, 2007
7:28:22 PM CST
(0)
Crucify him!! We want Barabbas!!
The-Burger-King
January 23rd, 2007
7:29:58 PM CST
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we can't cap him or else we get a jeusus isident all over again. Target his daughter.
SergeEXE
January 23rd, 2007
7:31:04 PM CST
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Yeah, saw this on Digg. The music still gets me. Have a 5.
Flukeshot
January 23rd, 2007
7:31:59 PM CST
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lol the first comment was what I was thinking
KangarooKirby
January 23rd, 2007
7:32:56 PM CST
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Scientology is not a "cult-like religion," it's a "cult-like global marketing scam with religious elements."
morethanshapes
January 23rd, 2007
7:34:10 PM CST
(0)
can we crucify him?
morethanshapes
January 23rd, 2007
7:34:46 PM CST
(0)
lol... or "Cruise-ify" him ;D someone make that ytmnd NOW. Cruise-ifiction. i give it to you.
Zusias
January 23rd, 2007
7:35:36 PM CST
(0)
Lmaonade
BTape
January 23rd, 2007
7:39:15 PM CST
(0)
yes you know many of us go to digg.com as well...
a2thab
January 23rd, 2007
7:41:41 PM CST
(0)
wrong music.
breakingglass27
January 23rd, 2007
8:00:34 PM CST
(0)
Yeah except he sucks.
prairiedogeric10
January 23rd, 2007
8:02:26 PM CST
(0)
more like Antichrist
squewer802
January 23rd, 2007
8:06:15 PM CST
(0)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Captain1
January 23rd, 2007
8:06:56 PM CST
(0)
Old news.
CyrisMustang
January 23rd, 2007
8:14:01 PM CST
(0)
LOL Civili"s"ation
Entendy
January 23rd, 2007
8:15:12 PM CST
(0)
NOOOOOOOO!
ker-plop
January 23rd, 2007
8:19:25 PM CST
(0)
Fruitcake's here.
eric5150
January 23rd, 2007
8:32:38 PM CST
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Quick! Someone sick the Jews on him!
Mnm1002
January 23rd, 2007
8:42:16 PM CST
(0)
F*CK
innocentbystander
January 23rd, 2007
8:48:12 PM CST
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Of course, if you whip Tom Cruise within an inch of his life and then nail him to a cross, he simply dies.
Plisk
January 23rd, 2007
8:51:31 PM CST
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Die, Crooze!
ShiftEsc
January 23rd, 2007
9:00:33 PM CST
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"Does this mean we get to crucify him?" lol took the words out of my mouth
beatnik
January 23rd, 2007
9:23:37 PM CST
(0)
Poor.
Trigger657
January 23rd, 2007
9:25:51 PM CST
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“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.” WOW Scientologists are Christians, they believe CHRIST was RIGHT. Also when Christ was being persecuted they thought he was being blasphemous, not scamming people's money, or their free time, or rallying against psychology...
Icecream458
January 23rd, 2007
9:26:12 PM CST
(0)
ANTI CHRIST!!
picard131
January 24th, 2007
1:21:37 PM CST
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"Cruise-ify him! Cruise-ify him!"
Space-G
January 24th, 2007
1:26:49 PM CST
(0)
^ LAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!
retardo-montabon
January 24th, 2007
1:29:15 PM CST
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Nah, if we do that he'll just come back... Sweet zombie Cruise!
HicRic
January 24th, 2007
1:42:21 PM CST
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Civilisation is the correct British spelling, morons.
Turamarth
January 24th, 2007
1:46:34 PM CST
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Yeah, we don't want a zombie Cruise. Could we at least scourge him though?
TreeHunter
January 24th, 2007
5:58:27 PM CST
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hes nothing like Jesus. Freakin tom.
Paralistalon
January 24th, 2007
6:03:13 PM CST
(0)
This is funny. 5 so more people can laugh at it.
mos
January 24th, 2007
6:17:56 PM CST
(0)
F*ck that sh*t...Tom Cruise can suck my balls
allhailmighty42
January 24th, 2007
6:22:12 PM CST
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He's Cruise, lol.
teh-cook
January 24th, 2007
6:36:20 PM CST
(0)
Oh noooess!
wisdumcube
January 24th, 2007
6:52:42 PM CST
(0)
This is a dark day for humanity, unless of course you like dangerous cults filled with arrogant actors.
theamazing
January 24th, 2007
6:54:30 PM CST
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wow if he's Christ we're sure in trouble
Tregster
January 24th, 2007
11:53:02 PM CST
(0)
Can this guy get any scarier?
brycmeow
January 25th, 2007
1:27:31 AM CST
(0)
dear f*cking god no, noo NOOOOOOO!!!!!11!!!!#
ubermann
January 25th, 2007
4:32:06 AM CST
(0)
i love xenu
Ledford
January 25th, 2007
9:31:47 AM CST
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LOL. If he's christ, we're satan.
spartaniiphalanx
January 25th, 2007
9:42:28 AM CST
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creepy! go Xenu! kick Cruise's as*
Sweetards
January 25th, 2007
9:48:36 AM CST
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Nice try, Scientology. Christ was a carpenter, not a movie star.
rtgcom
January 25th, 2007
9:49:07 AM CST
(0)
f*g.
jesuisdepassage
January 25th, 2007
9:56:45 AM CST
(0)
"Tom ... New mission" indeed.
maplejet
January 25th, 2007
11:39:39 AM CST
(0)
WELCOME TO SCREENSHOTMND. Enjoy your stay!
gamerctm
January 25th, 2007
11:44:32 AM CST
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Last person to call himself 'Christ' on this planet, he was crucified, Tom. And we know where the hammer and nails are! We'll have you up there in 15 minutes!
bchan001
January 25th, 2007
12:21:08 PM CST
(0)
Put "Awesome God"!
wild09
January 25th, 2007
12:25:27 PM CST
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOO NO!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WON NOOOOOOOOOOOO AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS HE STILL WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Refractor
January 25th, 2007
12:29:42 PM CST
(0)
they are all insane
postered
January 25th, 2007
12:45:37 PM CST
(0)
Well lets pin him up on a cross already and get this over with.
sonjichan
January 25th, 2007
12:56:56 PM CST
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No-Effing Way.. They have gone too FAR MY friends... Raise up t3h legions, it's time for us to move to drastic measures. I'm writing a formal letter of complaint, and then I'll have security escort them out, and it'll be super embarassing and everyone will point and laugh. HA!
sonjichan
January 25th, 2007
12:58:29 PM CST
(0)
Behold World. I am the Anti-Cruise.
sonjichan
January 25th, 2007
1:04:15 PM CST
(0)
We'll need to organize the masses to remove this joke... RABBLE! RABBLE RABBLE!!! *crowd rabbles*
Diablo
January 25th, 2007
1:22:34 PM CST
(0)
lol, Cruise-ify!
randomdude
January 25th, 2007
1:32:41 PM CST
(0)
WTF, CHRISTiannist, now CRUIStiannist? I have the answer of how all this started! But i can be killed because of believer and stuff! >__>
hdofu
April 27th, 2008
9:51:35 PM CDT
(0)
seriously how did you become a featured user?