The Cadbury Conspiracy
Created on: April 9th, 2007
Cadbury Creme Eggs have been an Easter tradition for as long as I can remember. This year, they seemed smaller. Everyone said I'd just gotten bigger. Even the Cadbury website. Then the truth was revealed on Conan by BJ Novak. It seems like a lot of P
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They lie. Go even further back to about 1983, there has been a significant size reduction since then.. Not to mention flavor reduction. The chocolate is now hollow-bunny grade garbage chocolate, the yolk is less defined, the creme center is now largely comprised of vegetable oil. The Cadbury Creme Egg is dead.
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To deal with inflation without increasing the selling price, they have decreased the value of the product by reducing it's size and then PROCEEDED TO LIE ABOUT IT! It's cool, everyone's doing it these days. Like how Goodfella's La Bottega mozzarella pizzas no longer have any toppings -- even cheese or tomato -- since the prices came down. But I digress, THROUGH POWER OF THE INTERNET AND YTMND THERE SHALL YET BE JUSTICE!
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