I HATE the Quiznos Bitch.
Created on: April 15th, 2007
I HATE the Quiznos Bitch.
yeah i know the animation is off sync. i made it crappy on purpose. a person that worthless does not deserve a well synced gif.

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April 21st, 2007
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wow, 5'd
April 21st, 2007
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soo funny
April 21st, 2007
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Needs less wine cooler on her lunch break.
April 21st, 2007
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I don't think I've ever commented on a ytmnd since the days when yourethemannowdog.com was just a funny joke in my highschool c++ class. Hell, I've hardly even bothered logging in, but this really came at the perfect time so I just have to say: thank you very much!
April 21st, 2007
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glad you enjoyed it. i have to say, im pretty suprised at how popular this is. i made it in the middle of the night in a hallucinogenic rage, and didnt expect it to catch on quite like this. glad so many people feel the same way i do :]
April 23rd, 2007
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So you are not giving any credit to the guy from You Tube you stole it from?
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 21st, 2007
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goats wtf
April 21st, 2007
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O M G YES, YES. This deserves infinite stars
April 21st, 2007
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this ytmnd isn't lackin any meat, and thats what real ytmnders need
April 21st, 2007
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Everythings funnier in slomo.
April 22nd, 2007
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Hilarious! 5 Stars for you!
April 22nd, 2007
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STILL not lacking any 5 stars! teee haaa heee haaa heee
April 22nd, 2007
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Yeah, it's funny... but gets less funny after the long seconds of slow mo and the goats. We got it.
April 22nd, 2007
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wait.....why do women need meat?????
April 22nd, 2007
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Real women need a kick in the ovaries. Plus I always like to see creative uses for goats….UBER 5
April 22nd, 2007
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goober meats
April 22nd, 2007
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ahh man perfect ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahha
April 22nd, 2007
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I'm so confused.
April 22nd, 2007
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devils taint ftw
April 22nd, 2007
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whiskey. tango. foxtrot.
April 22nd, 2007
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SHE is such a n00b. i would pwn her. THIS IS GREAT!
April 22nd, 2007
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i agree centrus she certainly is exasperating
April 22nd, 2007
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Annoying
April 22nd, 2007
(1)
I hate that ad. I hate that bitch. I like you making fun of them. I hate Quiznos too. That prime rib is like spam meat, the quality sucks. Quiznos sucks. Toasty this! Look, I eat all over and quite a bit. Subway, ToGos and Quiznos are crap. Cousins is ok, i remember them in the midwest.
April 22nd, 2007
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5'd for sticking it a sexist commercial.
April 22nd, 2007
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too much goat dumbass. you ruined it f*g
April 22nd, 2007
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f*ck quiznos
April 22nd, 2007
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lol this deserves a big WTF and a big 5 too :-), but i couldn't stop laughing at the goats, i think i'm retarded
April 22nd, 2007
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Goat'd!
April 22nd, 2007
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This YTMND is the übermeat.
April 23rd, 2007
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HORSE DICK!
April 23rd, 2007
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you TRULY hate this girl, thats whats so funny about this one
April 23rd, 2007
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exactly, in fact, anyone who doesnt fail at making ytmnd's and portrays her as an idiot, i will upvote.
April 23rd, 2007
(-1)
this is quite possibly the best thing ever.
April 23rd, 2007
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Uber meat.
April 23rd, 2007
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I thought I was the only one who thought she was annoying
April 23rd, 2007
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funny commercial, sh*tty ytmnd. fail.
April 23rd, 2007
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hahaha slow down mockery. Hilarious. I got some meat for that bitch right here
April 23rd, 2007
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um....
April 23rd, 2007
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That bitch's laugh is like nails on a chalkboard
April 23rd, 2007
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I hated that bitch since when i heard her laugh. you get a 3 because i had headphones on and that bleating noise hurt my ears and pissed me off.
April 23rd, 2007
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To me, when she laughs, it sounds like her soul is sucked out of her body, like she runs out of breath. As soon as I saw this commercial I knew this was gonna happen, 5'd
April 24th, 2007
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She has ALMOST enough IQ to be on The View.
April 24th, 2007
(-1)
epic
April 24th, 2007
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Wait, why do people like this so much? I guess I don't see the merit.
April 24th, 2007
(1)
1'd for lack of effort (and by lack of effort I mean stealing the audio).
April 25th, 2007
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This guy is a complete ass, everyone is praising his YTMND because he stole from youtube. >:(
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 24th, 2007
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C*cksmack that bitch so hard that she gets whiplash.
April 24th, 2007
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Yeah, she is pretty annoying.
April 24th, 2007
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UGH I HATE THEM SO MUCH! UGH! This was great. Keep it up man!
April 24th, 2007
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Too true.
April 25th, 2007
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dammit, when i have a tear rolling down my face from laughter that's when i know i've found a good ytmnd.
April 25th, 2007
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"oober meat or dumb skank? wait I'm not being specific enough." omfg... I can't believe someone said that! XD comments ftw! slow-motion voice had me too. Laughed for a good 5 minutes from this piece of art.
April 25th, 2007
(1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 25th, 2007
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LAWL
April 25th, 2007
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She needs someone to lay da pimp hand DOWN!
April 25th, 2007
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Robotic women do not need meat.
April 26th, 2007
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You guys are all f*cking morons, this is the most retarded YTMND ever to hit this website.
April 27th, 2007
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You obviously haven't seen this commercial chained back to back like most of us have. Her laugh is the most retarded thing to ever hit the air waves.
April 26th, 2007
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hahaha that was ****ing great man.
April 27th, 2007
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And I thought I was the only one that thought this lady needed to have been aborted as a fetus
April 27th, 2007
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5'd for no ear rape
April 27th, 2007
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I F*CKING HATE THIS COMERSHUL BUT I LOEV THE WAY U SAID POLEND IN TEHN S0RCE SITEZ THAT ALONS A REAL 5 RIGHT THERE AND HI HATER HER I WANT TO KILL KIL F*CKING EVERYTHING KILL HER CVAUSE IT IS LACKIN MEAT AND REEL WOMEN NEET MY MEEAT NOT A FKUGING SAMNWICH GODDAMMINT NOW I NEED TO START ANGERTYPINGN DLIKER ASEIOTIASEJOTJ;DSKFFJSDGJKSGRTIO;SIDAFOSDNAFJKKKKKKASDFAFDFDFFDFDFDFDFDFDFDF
April 27th, 2007
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that was pure evil!!! you do know that goats are like hell knights and special in hell for some reason....
April 27th, 2007
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no its spelled "ubber" as in "ubber pwnage" or "i just ubberly pwned yor mom last nite"
April 28th, 2007
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Way to gank it from YouTube... are you Eric Bauman?
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This is really really really ridicuosly funny! I bet shes now a fat man because of all the shame.
May 17th, 2007
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i got the point after the first 232362362362 bleats
May 17th, 2007
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Bitch needs shanked
June 2nd, 2007
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noice
June 16th, 2007
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How the hell does this have more than 2 stars?
June 19th, 2007
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ueber meat
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UBER MEAT! also, not lacking any lols
June 21st, 2007
(1)
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
June 22nd, 2007
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The slow motion sounds UNGODLY! 5d.
June 29th, 2007
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Down with the Quizno's Bitch.
October 25th, 2007
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this was beautiful
December 2nd, 2007
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i was like WTF when i saw this commercial, they probably realized asians don't know how to eat subs so they stop airing it
January 17th, 2009
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Lol What?
January 10th, 2008
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January 15th, 2009
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FUNNY F*CK!NG SH!T!
January 15th, 2009
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It's not lacking any goat, and that's what real meatmen need.
January 15th, 2009
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So this is the wonderful site that started it all.
January 16th, 2009
(1)
Arise from your grave
January 16th, 2009
(-1)
5 for goats.
January 16th, 2009
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WHAT A SLUTTY BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 16th, 2009
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MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
January 16th, 2009
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lol, men need tits the size of elephant balls so its ok for chics to want real meat
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That commercial used to annoy the hell out of me. I always wondered if anyone shared my thoughts...
January 18th, 2009
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Classic! Thx for the revival of this one. I almost forgot why I love stuck up asian chicks.
January 20th, 2009
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and I almost forgot why I stuck it up asian chicks.
January 18th, 2009
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i love that bitch
January 18th, 2009
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Good god man, it's brilliantly demented!
January 18th, 2009
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GOATS!
January 19th, 2009
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RAMS FTW!!!
January 19th, 2009
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btw this ytmnd is pure win, moar please.
January 19th, 2009
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lol... i cant stop laughing XD
January 20th, 2009
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you know irradiation REALLY DOES kill brainworms so this isn't funny any more
January 20th, 2009
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Girls like c*ck
January 22nd, 2009
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least you hope they do... let me know how that works out
January 20th, 2009
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lol
January 20th, 2009
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ITS BACK KILL IT WITH FIRE
January 20th, 2009
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hahaha, shes so clever. theres two meanings for the word 'meat'. meat like on the sandwich, and meat like penis. thats why she laughed. its a joke
January 20th, 2009
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You sour that women really need meat, and you can't provide?
January 20th, 2009
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Don't call it a comeback
January 20th, 2009
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Don't HATE http://maseratisauce.ytmnd.com/
January 20th, 2009
(1)
she not lacking a slap and that's what a real woman needs
January 21st, 2009
(1)
also, goats
January 21st, 2009
(-1)
good choice of sponsorship
January 25th, 2009
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yay 100k views, I can die happy now.
February 5th, 2010
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i hope that feeling of accomplishment lasts til your deathbed, and then the second you see the tunnel of light God will remind you that you stole this from youtube and whats left of your ego will crash down for the pathetic lie that it was. i always read the hidden down-voted comments first.
November 7th, 2009
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:0
May 21st, 2010
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WTF? Goats?! XD
March 11th, 2017
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