Spiderman 3 Explained ***SPOILER***
Created on: May 6th, 2007
A bunch of crap happens, he sports an emo haircut, everyone learns a valuable lesson about something, you want 2 hours of your life back...the end.
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I affirm the director for having the guts to try and pull off that many plots... I mean, trying to bond each plot together to make it make some sort of sense to the movie-goer is a tough thing, I'd say they did a sub-par job, I'd still see it again just for venom... they need to make one with carnage ftw, though
There was nothing wrong with the movie....except that Eric Foreman was Venom, "Venom" was barely in the movie, Eric foreman was in the movie, the whole Sandman character was contrived, and the Green Goblin teams up with Spider Man after they both tried to kill each other.
Jeez, bitch, bitch, bitch CreepPipe....
Not to mention the whole conflict between the Green Goblin and Spider-Man is resolved by a random statement from the Goblin's butler that backs up Spider-Man's story about the Goblin's father, effectively destroying a bitter conflict that stretches over two movies in a thirty second dialog. God I hate Hollywood sometimes.
I didn't, it was just WAY too cheesy for me, and not even a good, comic book-esque cheesy. Like, I thought that the newspaper boss guy's desk shaking violently every time his secretary buzzed him was cheesy, but in a good, funny way that I'd expect from a movie adaptation of a comic book. I literally laughed out loud when he swung in front of the flag because of how stupid it was. And maybe it wasn't in slow motion, the length of the movie was putting me to sleep. :P
CreepPipe: "I can't afford to buy everyone on YTMND a decent amount of RAM, new processors and get them to use a decent browser...so this is the best I can do." Oh yeah? Well what did you do with all the campaign money you got when you were running for YTMND Moderator huh? Just like all the other crooked politicians...*Scowl*
The joke is about how "all over the map" the movie actually is. When I saw it was like it didn't have a plot, but roughly 5 plots. "Fix this damn door" is making a joke about the plot by taking the most irrelevant scene of the movie and calling it an "explanation" or a "summary." Also, the door never gets fixed.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that felt like spiderman 3 did way too much for a single movie. 3 damn villians, the introduction of black spiderman, a miraculous change of heart, and 2 dead villians that plagued spiderman through most of his comics, and could have played a much bigger role. I wanted more out of venom.
Moral of Spiderman 3. If you kill off all the characters, there is no more movie.
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lol. Spoiler? :D OH NO HE WANTS HIS LANDLORD TO FIX A DOOR LOLOLOL, THE MOVIE IS POINTLESS TO SEE NOW.
The thing I didn't like is that they didn't portray Spiderman's transformation into venom that well. The style COULD have worked, if they didn't portray him as some stupid punk *ss bitch. Venom-spidy is supposed to be a dick that still is cool as hell, and he has a much stronger web/physical ability (which was never properly shown, especially the web).
It wasn't that bad! Yes it was all over the board, but it wasn't bad. I look at it like writing an essay. They made sure to cover all their points because of whiney bitches who would complain about plot holes. Then, when they make sure they have their sh*t covered, you become whiney bitches about content. Why you would complain that you're getting your money's worth is beyond me. Is it really that hard to keep track of a few extra storylines? Does it tax you mentally?
You people don't know what you want.
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