Spiderman 3 Explained ***SPOILER***
Created on: May 6th, 2007
Spiderman 3 Explained ***SPOILER***
A bunch of crap happens, he sports an emo haircut, everyone learns a valuable lesson about something, you want 2 hours of your life back...the end.

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May 6th, 2007
(15)
It never gets fixed.
May 6th, 2007
(5)
5 until fixed
May 7th, 2007
(3)
I'm the repair man. Sorry I'm late. I was scheduled to come in before the premier but uhh...yeah.
May 7th, 2007
(1)
WHY DID YOU RUIN IT FOR ME MOFGLOLZORBBQ
May 7th, 2007
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OMFG J00 SUXORS!#$R@
May 7th, 2007
(1)
All I know is that I need some cookies, bitch!
May 8th, 2007
(0)
roflz teh ironing is delicious
May 8th, 2007
(1)
you know I tried to be clever in some way but I just ended up failing miserably. My funnay needs fixing too. Oh well.
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Fix this damn CUBE! (his sense of humor is pyramidal)
May 9th, 2007
(0)
I affirm the director for having the guts to try and pull off that many plots... I mean, trying to bond each plot together to make it make some sort of sense to the movie-goer is a tough thing, I'd say they did a sub-par job, I'd still see it again just for venom... they need to make one with carnage ftw, though
May 9th, 2007
(0)
HoF'd?
May 6th, 2007
(-1)
fix this DAMN DOOR
May 6th, 2007
(0)
Hey. HEY....take it EASY!
May 6th, 2007
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I KNOW IM AN *SSH*LE BUT IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE THIS SITE IS JUST A VEHILCE TO SHOW YOU HAVE A PIRATE COPY OF THE MOVIE
May 6th, 2007
(0)
Damn that sucks its like "a dirty brown sock wrapped up in pretty paper."
May 6th, 2007
(0)
lol i just saw that part
May 6th, 2007
(0)
I liked it. I know it's kinda different, but I liked it.
May 6th, 2007
(4)
You forgot about Harry eating pie evil-ly. So GoOD.
May 6th, 2007
(0)
lol
May 8th, 2007
(0)
That was the scariest part!
May 6th, 2007
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IMO, it wasn't nearly as good as 2. I think they f*cked up the series pretty well with this one.
May 6th, 2007
(0)
Waiting for the panic at the disco/fix this damn door remix.
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IT SHALL HAPPEN EVENTUALLY
May 7th, 2007
(-1)
I'll take a fun times mix.
May 7th, 2007
(-1)
See my comment lower on this page. That's what's gonna happen.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
http://panicatthedamndoor.ytmnd.com/ You're welcome. ;-)
May 6th, 2007
(0)
eh
May 6th, 2007
(1)
Oh look at little goblin jr, gonna cry?
(0)
Two and a half hours actually. They could've spared us an hour or more by completely leaving out the dual love triangle and giving Venom the fake photo incentive for revenge alone.
(0)
The producers knew they could make a mediocre movie and still get more money than any other movie in the history of ever, though, so they did.
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There was nothing wrong with the movie....except that Eric Foreman was Venom, "Venom" was barely in the movie, Eric foreman was in the movie, the whole Sandman character was contrived, and the Green Goblin teams up with Spider Man after they both tried to kill each other. Jeez, bitch, bitch, bitch CreepPipe....
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Not to mention the whole conflict between the Green Goblin and Spider-Man is resolved by a random statement from the Goblin's butler that backs up Spider-Man's story about the Goblin's father, effectively destroying a bitter conflict that stretches over two movies in a thirty second dialog. God I hate Hollywood sometimes.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
it amazes me to hear nitpicking of continuity and whats more realistic as some new problem, considering in Spider-Man 1 pro wrestling is real.
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There are probably better ways to resolve gripping conflicts other than a butler giving a somehow convincing amateur autopsy, but maybe that's just me.
May 9th, 2007
(0)
Don't you talk 'bout THAT 70'S VENOM. He's mah HERO.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
biggest disappointment EVER
May 8th, 2007
(0)
X-Men 3 was worse, but it was close. And the Matrix sequels, and Highlander 2? WORST MOVIES EVAR.
(0)
Child'sPlay 3, American Ninja 2, American Psycho 2, The Second Arrival, Troll 2 and lets not forget the horror of BATMAN AND ROBIN
May 7th, 2007
(0)
N0W 1 G37 17!
May 7th, 2007
(0)
perfect
May 7th, 2007
(0)
5 because I love your description, your cite origins, your redonkulous sync and you.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
FTDD
May 7th, 2007
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May 7th, 2007
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Sick of people hopping on the "it sucked" bandwagon. I thought it was great, except for a few criticisms, but I've had them for the Spider-man movie franchise as a whole and not just this movie.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
He wanted him to f*ck his daughter...fix her....
May 7th, 2007
(0)
Yes, that movie needs a good fixin. My movie rating: FIX THIS DAMN WHORE...OF A MOVIE!
May 7th, 2007
(0)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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The movie was great. Emo Parker wasn't lame, he was hilarious. They did mess up Venom though.
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What is with you people? It wasn't nearly as good as 2, but it wasn't bad. And emo Parker was hilarity.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
The third movie was more of an adaptation of the Alien Coustume storyline from both the cartoon and the 1980's comic strip than it was about Venom's origin. Raimi hates Venom, and the popcorn hick audience love him...the reaction is obvious. I know tons of comic purists who loved this film.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
Zarius.. "Tons of comic purists" could mean 3 or 4..
May 8th, 2007
(3)
comic purists are *ssh*le fanboys
May 8th, 2007
(0)
Hiccups.
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"That was not cool. "
May 7th, 2007
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lololol now let's combine this with the "We may be trapped" scene and get top rated. The guy could be like trying to open the door and it doesn't open and then Peter's head appears and yells this. Funny stuff, right? Right?? *secretly hopes someone actually does that*
May 7th, 2007
(0)
Toby makes me hot in the pants
May 7th, 2007
(0)
Personally I enjoyed the movie and thought it was very good. But I cannot deny this ytmnd is funny. Made me chuckle.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
5 for creeppipe and unbelieveable sync.
May 7th, 2007
(7)
The movie died for me when he swung in front of an American flag deliberately and in slow motion on his way to the final battle. WHAT A REAL AMERICAN HERO AMIRITE?
May 7th, 2007
(4)
it wasnt in slow motion, and they did the American flag thing before. Sam Raimi is not afraid of camp, if you took it at face value "SUPPORT THE TROOPS HURR" type patriotism you're nuts.
May 8th, 2007
(1)
I didn't, it was just WAY too cheesy for me, and not even a good, comic book-esque cheesy. Like, I thought that the newspaper boss guy's desk shaking violently every time his secretary buzzed him was cheesy, but in a good, funny way that I'd expect from a movie adaptation of a comic book. I literally laughed out loud when he swung in front of the flag because of how stupid it was. And maybe it wasn't in slow motion, the length of the movie was putting me to sleep. :P
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The whole American flag thing made me rofl my waffles
May 7th, 2007
(4)
The door will return in Spider-Man 4
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Spider-Man 4: Unhinged
May 7th, 2007
(0)
Haven't you people ever heard of fixing the god damn door? No.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
They never kix it. :( maybe in the 4th
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hurrah for reading comments http://may-be-trapped.ytmnd.com/
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Once the door is fixed and I gain some of that really good pie.....I can die happy.
May 7th, 2007
(-1)
whiney emo f@g
May 7th, 2007
(1)
This movie was awesome. I'm not sure why everyone hates it.
May 7th, 2007
(0)
Hows the pie taste harry "sooo goood":
May 7th, 2007
(0)
This should be a "Spiderman 3 in 5 seconds" site.
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That's what you get, should have waited for a bootleg copy...
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That was the best scene
May 7th, 2007
(-3)
come on man, I know you can put out better than this
May 8th, 2007
(0)
What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?
(0)
rofl
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CreepPipe: "I can't afford to buy everyone on YTMND a decent amount of RAM, new processors and get them to use a decent browser...so this is the best I can do." Oh yeah? Well what did you do with all the campaign money you got when you were running for YTMND Moderator huh? Just like all the other crooked politicians...*Scowl*
(0)
Sooo good.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
THE DOOR Fix It.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
I liked the movie but you have the right to hate it. 3 stars for a somewhat YTMND original-like site.
May 8th, 2007
(-1)
evil/emo spidey is pissed!
May 8th, 2007
(-1)
this film was retarded in many ways
May 8th, 2007
(0)
reminds me of some floor wax i once knew
May 8th, 2007
(0)
lol, i was searching for coors light and peter parker yelled at me.
May 8th, 2007
(1)
spidey 3 rocked, F*CK ALL THE HATERS
(0)
spider man 3= the suck
(0)
4'd for bad acting. Could someone explain the joke here for me? I refuse to see Spiderman 3 because I hear how horrible it is.
May 8th, 2007
(1)
The joke is about how "all over the map" the movie actually is. When I saw it was like it didn't have a plot, but roughly 5 plots. "Fix this damn door" is making a joke about the plot by taking the most irrelevant scene of the movie and calling it an "explanation" or a "summary." Also, the door never gets fixed.
May 9th, 2007
(0)
I like to pretend that the running jokes/gags, like the broken door, were the main story lines, and the actual plot lines, like Peter and Harry's friendship or the fall of Eric "Eddie" Foreman Brock & subsequent creation of THAT 70'S VENOM, were just running gags/jokes.
May 8th, 2007
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Oh crap, another internet loser makes fun of a movie.
May 9th, 2007
(0)
Oh crap, another internet loser makes fun of another internet loser. (Feel free to continue this chain.)
(1)
Oh crap, DR-L337 is getting laid
May 9th, 2007
(1)
Oh crap, a dinosaur
May 8th, 2007
(0)
Don't listen to these people who theink they're rebels, it was the best one yet.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
Also have you ever heard of comic relief in a movie you retards?
May 8th, 2007
(0)
The door will never get fixed, believe me I tried already.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
KILL BILL
May 8th, 2007
(0)
Also, the door never gets fixed.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
it doesn't. it never gets fixed!
May 8th, 2007
(0)
This movie butchered the series, end of story.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
The third was better than the first but not as good as the second. F*cking sucks how they wasted a villain though.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
I dont get the colorful tights. Why always the colorful tights?
May 8th, 2007
(0)
not that funny
May 8th, 2007
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"He's a Good Boy, Must Be Sumthing Bothering Him, He's a good boy..."
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May 8th, 2007
(0)
Hey, I thought it was pretty good. Though I did laugh to myself about the emo haircut during the movie.
May 8th, 2007
(1)
HARRY DIES
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SNAPE KILLS HIM
May 8th, 2007
(0)
I'm on the other side of that door.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
FTDD
May 8th, 2007
(0)
Oh for f*cks sake I liked this movie :'(
May 8th, 2007
(0)
YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN, I AM GOOD MAN
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ffs spiderman use your spider senses
(0)
Wow, a pirated loop of 4 words; original.
May 8th, 2007
(0)
I enjoy all of your sites too.
May 9th, 2007
(0)
don't tell harry
May 9th, 2007
(2)
i thought this was the best movie of them all becuz i read the comics and venom was one of my favorite villains, i get the feeling the ppl who didnt like it just were never spiderman fans before the movies came out and cant appreciate it
May 9th, 2007
(1)
I disagree. I loved spiderman as a kid and still do. I just think the movie tried to do to much. Mary Jane turned into a whiny bitch, and nobody f*cked gwen stacy. Venom deserves his own movie, he shouldn't be thrown it with the sandman. So phooey on you, this movie blew (hey that rhymes)
May 9th, 2007
(0)
spiderman 3 sucked nuts. and the 20 min dance scene topped it off.
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1'd for the horrible syncing. And the spider man bashing..
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that felt like spiderman 3 did way too much for a single movie. 3 damn villians, the introduction of black spiderman, a miraculous change of heart, and 2 dead villians that plagued spiderman through most of his comics, and could have played a much bigger role. I wanted more out of venom. Moral of Spiderman 3. If you kill off all the characters, there is no more movie.
May 9th, 2007
(0)
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fix the damn door.
May 9th, 2007
(0)
i am french you see. bruce campbell ftw.
May 9th, 2007
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lol. Spoiler? :D OH NO HE WANTS HIS LANDLORD TO FIX A DOOR LOLOLOL, THE MOVIE IS POINTLESS TO SEE NOW. The thing I didn't like is that they didn't portray Spiderman's transformation into venom that well. The style COULD have worked, if they didn't portray him as some stupid punk *ss bitch. Venom-spidy is supposed to be a dick that still is cool as hell, and he has a much stronger web/physical ability (which was never properly shown, especially the web).
May 9th, 2007
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It wasn't that bad! Yes it was all over the board, but it wasn't bad. I look at it like writing an essay. They made sure to cover all their points because of whiney bitches who would complain about plot holes. Then, when they make sure they have their sh*t covered, you become whiney bitches about content. Why you would complain that you're getting your money's worth is beyond me. Is it really that hard to keep track of a few extra storylines? Does it tax you mentally? You people don't know what you want.
May 9th, 2007
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Watch Spider-man 3 as a movie about Spider-man and his adventures. Don't watch it expecting a carbon copy of what happened in the comics. This is a film. It's gotta bypass the Hollywood standards first, of Raimi would never get funding.
May 14th, 2007
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fix this damn door
June 6th, 2007
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emo spidey was a TOTAL dick!
April 13th, 2008
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It's so true.