The next great thing in impaled food products.  
Created on: May 22nd, 2007
 
  An homage to the great evilregal. See also http://c*ckgoggles.ytmnd.com/
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   Hahahaha! You have to be kidding me. That's it. Effective immediately, I'm promoting you to "Assistant Marketing Director". This is, of course, a massive step up from "assistant to the marketing director" (note the added capitalization as well). There will be no salary increase, nor authority. You will, however, recieve a faux brass-plated nameplate for you desk with an estimated value of over 4 dollars. Congratulations.  
    
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