DOBBY HEDWIG FRED AND SNAPE DIE! HARRY MARRIES GINNY; NEVILLE BECOMES A TEACHER
Burbage, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Scrimgeour, Wormtail, Fred Weasley, Dobby and Snape DIE. Harry marries Ginny Weasley and they have three kids. Ron and Hermione fall in love.

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July 16th, 2007
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Harry Potter book! Cover your eyes! Lame!
July 17th, 2007
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haha Nice! http://tragedyhogwarts.ytmnd.com/
July 17th, 2007
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^ although Hermione didn't die =_= Interesting that Rowling would kill the owl xD
July 17th, 2007
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Doesn't Ron get killed by Bellatrix as well? And also Neville kills Bellatrix
July 17th, 2007
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Nevermind, sorry.
July 17th, 2007
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Gay Fuel remix taken directly from hardogei.ytmnd.com
July 17th, 2007
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I think I'd rather read the book first before I found out the ending.
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I was watching the news today, and there were hoards of unruly children leaving the theaters dressed as witches and warlocks, and this film is to blame. A staple of our culture is that it is wrong to be a witch, and to practice these sorts of evil and pagan rituals. This film will result in increased numbers of crimes, false idol worship, pointy hat wearing, mixing of potions, and will undoubtedly unravel the righteous thread that holds this great nation together. We can't afford to lose our children to the dark powers of witchcraft and warlockism, and these evil wiccan films are going to be the downfall of our future. Please join with me in boycotting this film, because our very future is at stake.
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Smeagol, if you're being sarcastic, that was funny as hell. If not, I might point out, that despite its Christian allusions, The Lord of the Rings has just about as much blasphemy and pagan imagery as Harry Potter.
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"Smeagol, if you're being sarcastic, that was funny as hell." Yes.
July 17th, 2007
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Smeagol if you're gonna pull those jokes out you have to continue with them. You cant just back out to accept the lols.
July 17th, 2007
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I need a good proxy. Anyone got one?
July 17th, 2007
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ron dies aswell
July 17th, 2007
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5
July 17th, 2007
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Herminone rapes Snape. Snape rapes Voldemort for the lulz. Harry rapes Morgan Freeman.
July 17th, 2007
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Morgan Freeman gives birth to a milano child who is executed after attempting to bribe an LA highway patrolman when he is caught raping chickens while speeding in excess of 120 miles per hour
July 17th, 2007
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also c*cks
July 17th, 2007
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i want the video of that
July 17th, 2007
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5 for having your own category on the front page
July 17th, 2007
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If you cared about the book, he ruined your reading experience, and you should downvote this. If you don't care, you should definitely downvote this because it's utterly f*cking useless.
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pberg: you know that this is to get LOLs from pissing people like you off, right?
July 17th, 2007
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Keaton will make a fun times mix I guarantee it. If he does he better snapshot this comment and put it on his ytmnd knowing I was right.
July 17th, 2007
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Mega-phone: check harry potter spoilers for book 7: check map of local barns and nobles: check the reaction of hundreds of angry hp fans: priceless
July 18th, 2007
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First off, grown adults reading a book about a wizard boy: pathetic. People who spoil the ending of the book for the adults: more pathetic. People who argue over who's right in this matter: even more pathetic. Me making this commentary: the most pathetic waste of time ever.
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It is green.
July 18th, 2007
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July 18th, 2007
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Posting in epic YTMND.
July 18th, 2007
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die retard
July 18th, 2007
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Like my penis?
July 19th, 2007
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5'd for the ruckus.
July 19th, 2007
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YOU SIR THE MAKER OF THIS SITE HAS WON THE INTERNETS
July 21st, 2007
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It is green. Started reading a day early and just finished. This is like victory music to me.
July 23rd, 2007
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Blehhhh, all wrong. Hedwig dies first, followed closely by Mad-Eye... then Wormtail, followed closely by Dobby, who is a bit of a hero. Finally Fred dies in mid-joke, again, followed closely by Voldemort. Not that I'm giving anything away by now.
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Oh sh*t! I'm so glad I left YTMND when I did! I finished the book and survived the spoilers!
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also, Molly Weasley kills Bellatrix
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Goonicus: you forgot about Snape!
December 30th, 2007
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Hey, you're a featured user now. Congratulations! I bet the spoiler sites are what did it.
July 16th, 2009
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This YTMND also subliminally spoils the fact that Dumbledore is gay by using the Gay Fuel Tarzan Boy Remix in the background.
July 17th, 2007
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Ron doesn't deserve Hermione.
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conan does
July 17th, 2007
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yeah, seriously, Ron doesnt deserve Herminone... oh sweet Herminone.... oh what were we talking about?
July 17th, 2007
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Ron deserves ginny... LAWL INCEST POARNO!!
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my highest rated comment ever
July 17th, 2007
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Mine too I think...
July 18th, 2007
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Conan? What about Brian Peppers? Surely he deserves her!
July 18th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDKcX0Ji90
July 18th, 2007
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Who's Ginny? Is she hot?
July 19th, 2007
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Hairy pooper
July 22nd, 2007
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I'd f*ck Ginny.
July 27th, 2007
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epic
July 17th, 2007
(1)
hahahaha
July 18th, 2007
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The door to Robbie's lair buckled under the strength of Sportacus' foot. "I know you're in here, Robbie Rotten! Come out and show your disgusting face." He scanned the room, looking for the big-chinned loser. He heard a soft snoring coming from the fuzzy orange chair. As Sportacus approached the chair, he realized Robbie was asleep, wearing a green dress. "He must've fallen asleep in his disguise," he thought out loud. Unknowingly, Sportacus started to notice Robbie's features; his firm, masculine jaw line, his rock-hard chest, and the hard bulge in between his thighs. The next thing Sportacus knew, he was slowly reaching out to place his hand on the massive mound. The soft touch stirred Robbie, awakening him. "What the hell are you doing, Sportaloser?" He groggily asked, not realizing where the superhero's hand was.
July 18th, 2007
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"Have you been sleeping all night?" Sportacus asked, remembering why he was there. Sportacus knew it had to have been him who stole all of the sports candy in town. "Are you kidding? I've been sleeping for three days!" Robbie exclaimed. Sportacus sensed honesty in his fiery yet gentle eyes. Robbie reached up and rubbed the sleep from his eyes. Noticing where Sportacus' hand was, he placed his own on top of it. He smiled reluctantly at the man standing above him. "I never knew you felt this way, I didn't even know I felt it myself," Sportacus said. He pulled his hand out and climbed on top of the man in the green dress. Hesitantly, he kissed him. "Now I know how much you like me." Robbie smiled. "Why, because I kissed you?"
July 18th, 2007
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July 18th, 2007
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Sportacus sat up, still straddling the shocked man under him. He could now feel his throbbing erection pressed up against Robbie’s. “Let me help you out of your… interesting disguise.” Sportacus smirked. He slowly lifted himself off of the excited man and positioned himself on his knees in front of the fuzzy orange chair. He reached up just enough so his body was stretched out over Robbie’s legs as he unbuttoned all 20 buttons on the dress. He pulled it down slowly while he looked deeply and teasingly into Robbie’s eyes. “Ohhhh.” Robbie moaned, unable to wait for what was coming next. He quickly pushed the dress down his legs and kicked it off to the side.
July 18th, 2007
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Sportacus slowly ran his hands up an anxious Mr. Rotten’s legs starting at the knee. He began to rub the insides of Robbie’s thigh watching the grown man’s breathing speed up. It aroused him more and more. He decided to take it a step further, a step which he had never taken. He grasped firmly onto the material of Robbie’s boxers and pulled them down a little hesitantly, growing more relaxed with each inch. As the item of clothing moved quicker and quicker down, Robbie’s enormous and erect organ was finally exposed.
July 18th, 2007
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The superhero was impressed. He slowly and skillfully accepted the villains man parts into his mouth. This made Robbie wince with pleasure, and Sportacus thought of this almost as Robbie cheering him on. He began to skillfully work his tongue up and down the shaft while Robbie firmly placed his hands on top of Sportacus’ head guiding it where he wanted it to go. Robbie thrust his pelvis up as he pushed the blue elf’s head further down reaching his penis to the back of his throat. “Oh, you blue suited blowhard!” Robbie screamed out in immense pleasure. “I sure am.” Sportacus managed with a mouthful.
July 18th, 2007
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All talking soon stopped as Sportacus continued on with his work. He had never done this before, but he was eager to continue. He licked, felt, touched every inch that he could. He was ready to explore every part or Robbie’s body; with his mouth, his hands, and any other part that he could. Sportacus curiously continued on, picking up the new skill. “I must be a quick learner.” Sportacus thought to himself. For shortly after he began, Robbie arched his back forward towards the energetic man as he released his cum into his mouth and down his throat. Sportacus’ loved the taste and feel of this new liquid which he hadn’t known very well. It was salty and warm as it shot into his mouth and landed on his tongue. The feeling of the warm sticky liquid run down the back of his throat was new and exciting. All of this excitement almost brought him to orgasm, and he was ready for the main event.
July 18th, 2007
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July 18th, 2007
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Robbie anxiously reclined his fuzzy orange chair and as he was laying himself down on it caught a glimpse of Sportacus lowering his blue superhero boxers revealing his massive erect penis. The naked hero, aside from his hat and goggles, lowered his body gently on top of Robbie. Robbie could feel more than the hard shaft of Sportacus’ penis. He could feel the heat from his body as well as his moist soft lips all over his skin. Sportacus started gently kissing Robbie’s shoulder. These kisses slowly turned into nibbles and licks as he worked his way up towards Robbie’s ear. “Are you sure you want me to do this?” Sportacus questioned delicately. “Yes,” Robbie reassured the man who was currently on top of him, “this is what I’ve wanted for the longest time.”
July 18th, 2007
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Given the go-ahead, Sportacus slowly entered Robbie. He winced with a mixture of pain and pleasure as the tip and shaft of the man’s penis entered his body. He arched his back slightly, unused to the object that was now pumping deeply in and out of him. Robbie turned around to kiss the man who was currently holding onto his waist and thrusting his penis deeper and deeper inside of him. He pressed his lips firmly against his lovers’ and used his lips to pry Sportacus’ apart. He lovingly put his tongue into his mouth and still tasted his own cum in the man’s mouth. As Sportacus kissed him back just as hard, Robbie loved the taste, the feeling, and everything about this moment.
July 18th, 2007
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Every so often Robbie would turn around to kiss Sportacus as he continued on reaching orgasm and ejaculating all over Robbie. He playfully pulled Robbie’s cum soaked body against his chest to hug him. In the process he wound up getting himself all messy. Teasingly Robbie said, “How are we supposed to lie down together if you’re like that. We’ll just have to clean you up” He then commenced licking all of the salty sticky liquid off of the man’s rock hard chest taking a few detours around his shaft and balls. When he was finished the two men lay naked side by side on the orange chair.
July 18th, 2007
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“Is this what you had in mind when you first came here looking for me?” Robbie asked. “Not quite.” Sportacus Responded. There the two men stayed with their legs and arms intertwined kissing softly and tenderly for the rest of the night.
July 18th, 2007
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Did you just write all this spur of the moment? Cool except for the bit where you made fun of Iceland. All the cool smart people live there. Didn't you read Brave New World?
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lovethyconan ftw. But with Meanswell? WTF?
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did you used to be featured?
July 19th, 2007
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i WISH i wrote this masterpiece... but i didn't, so i'm not gonna take credit. i just found it and thought it should be shared. it's way better than harry potter, amirite folks?
July 21st, 2007
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yep, and thx for the lulz
July 28th, 2007
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Anybody else pleasure themselves to this, or was that just me?
July 17th, 2007
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This is win, I cant wait to read it.
July 17th, 2007
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Epic Spoilerz
July 17th, 2007
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knowing who dies hardly ruins the book for me as well as a lot of other people who read harry potter. i don't read it to find out who dies, i read it because it's entertaining.
July 18th, 2007
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^ - Epic f*ggot.
July 17th, 2007
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Let the life ruinings commence.
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im glad i cant read
July 17th, 2007
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lol me too
July 17th, 2007
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Yeah by like 4 hours.
July 17th, 2007
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this is so getting a FAV
July 17th, 2007
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now to post this site everywhere
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lol. rons little sister.
July 17th, 2007
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reported for trolling
July 17th, 2007
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makes me wonder who the f*ck is hedwig and moody.
July 18th, 2007
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LOL.
July 17th, 2007
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Time to spam this in mugglenet comments.
July 17th, 2007
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It's funny because if you read at least one page, you find giant grammatical/cultural errors inconsistent with the other 6 books. In a week this YTMND will be super gay.
July 17th, 2007
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
July 17th, 2007
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Post these spoilers on WoW forums; because I hate them all.
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5 just for this comment
July 18th, 2007
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agreed
July 20th, 2007
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rofl cmon now i play WoW.. infact i play a warlock as my main.. and i couldnt give a sh*t less about harry potter... except the fact that i would like to throw it in hermoine
July 17th, 2007
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5'd for music
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Download the whole thing here: http://rapidshare.com/files/43363348/HP7.zip IT IS REAL!
July 17th, 2007
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is this real or is it a virus/tubgirl/goatse/lemonsoiree? Someone dl first and then tell me.
July 17th, 2007
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Yeah, this seems pretty real.
July 17th, 2007
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So this is really really real? as in its 784 pages real?
July 17th, 2007
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Wow, how did you get that?
July 17th, 2007
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real
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not that i would ever read it, but I did download that and will keep it on my computer until the book is actually released at which time i wont care anymore at all
July 18th, 2007
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Haha, someone reported it. ;p
July 17th, 2007
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INTERNET HEY GUYS I READ BOOKS
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READ A BOOK! READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHAF*CKIN BOOK! READ A BOOK! READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHAF*CKIN BOOK! R-E-A-D-A-B-O OK! R-E-A-D-A-B-O OK! NOT A SPORTS PAGE, NOT A MAGAZINE, BUT A BOOK N*GG*, A F*CKIN BOOK N*GG* YEAH!
July 19th, 2007
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die retard
July 17th, 2007
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that gayfuel remix is slammin
July 17th, 2007
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It's taken from my site, thats why it has a "FUUUU" in it. hardogei.ytmnd.com
July 17th, 2007
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Awesome
July 17th, 2007
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Epic Song.
July 17th, 2007
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I'm trying to figure out why I should give a f*ck, seriously you're a queer kill yourself...
July 17th, 2007
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f*ck harry potter fans^
July 17th, 2007
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the sound makes this a worthy spoiler site. Let it go down in history.
July 17th, 2007
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awesome
July 17th, 2007
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This mix _definitely_ needs "noooooo! You bitch!"
July 17th, 2007
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AGREED!!!
July 17th, 2007
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You're missing Colin Creevy, Fred Weasly, Tonks, Lupin, and Harry (kinda sorta).
July 17th, 2007
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not really
July 18th, 2007
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Colin dies in the 4th dumbass, fred is on there, and your a dumbass.
July 23rd, 2007
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and a crab.
December 7th, 2007
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CEDRIC dies in the 4th, not Colin. lol, replied to 5 months later
July 17th, 2007
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F*ck you internet, f*ck you!
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Bill & Ted are now the MOST EXCELLENT wizards, as they control the powerful spell of MELVIN.
July 17th, 2007
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BEST SITE EVER. I award this YTMND a 5 for infamy.
July 17th, 2007
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is it wrong for me to like this music....?
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it is a well known fact that owls do not posses the secret to immortality
July 17th, 2007
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BRUCE WILLIS KILLS DUMBLEDORE
July 17th, 2007
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John McClane!
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no! Willis kills Snape!
July 18th, 2007
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BRUCE WILLIS WAS A GHOST THE WHOLE TIME
July 22nd, 2007
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Zeds dead.
July 17th, 2007
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"Robbie's been waiting an entire week to have fun with Sportacus. But when Sportacus hardly notices him, Robbie decides it's time to teach the elf a lesson once and for all. SportaRobbie. Will possibly be changed to M for a possible future chapter."
July 17th, 2007
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it'd be nice if the title was shorter, because right now all you can see is some names, which doesn't spoil much without "dies". "snape kills dumbledore" was nice a short, an unavoilable spoiler.
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July 17th, 2007
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Voldemort kills Snape
July 17th, 2007
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Harry Potter is homosexual. Anyone who understands any of the crap this site maker is talking about is clearly a penis sucker
July 17th, 2007
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wut is harrie pottar?
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what about Hagrid?
July 20th, 2007
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f*ck hagrid what about poland!?
July 17th, 2007
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I cared more when someone spoiled Pirates 3, and even then it wasn't much.
July 17th, 2007
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Anyone else thinking of making posters to put in the library containing these pictures?
July 17th, 2007
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Harry and Ginny=Statutory rape True Story.
July 17th, 2007
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If I remember right, enabling "use image text" will make the page scrollable.
July 17th, 2007
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sorry 300 other people already bneat you to makeing something like this, its a little old now.
July 17th, 2007
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Tee hee; bneat.
July 17th, 2007
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repost
July 17th, 2007
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Spoilet Alert: I don't read the book...
July 24th, 2007
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really? <-_->
July 17th, 2007
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nothing will beat the simple yet effective "snape kills dumbledore"
July 17th, 2007
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Potterforums.com LETS SPAM THIS MUTHA RIGHT NOW BITCHES!!!!!
July 17th, 2007
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GO TO THE GREAT HALL IN THE FORUMS
July 17th, 2007
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Looks legit but the pic is too big, on my resolution anyways. :P
July 17th, 2007
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hahahaha thanks
July 17th, 2007
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Just noticed this is the same user who told us Dumbledore dies in Book 6. Good stuff. :)
July 17th, 2007
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was it precognative?
July 18th, 2007
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^No I am sure he was christian.
July 19th, 2007
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Precognative christian perhaps?
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http://fmayoubitch.ytmnd.com/
July 17th, 2007
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PAGE NUMBERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!1
July 17th, 2007
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rawr
July 17th, 2007
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The reports are all so conflicting it's not going to ruin my experience with reading just because I have a list of possible scenarios which I know much of. The Snape Kills Dumbledore thing was a single, solid piece of evidence and far more ruining than this simply because it was SNAPE who killed him. I do believe these are the true spoilers, but it's not going to matter anymore. The Harry Potter trolls are so disorganized this time around.
July 17th, 2007
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MAGICAL MASSACRE!
July 17th, 2007
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harry potter is gay
July 17th, 2007
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you're so rebellious and cool
July 17th, 2007
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cooler than you are, that's for sure
November 5th, 2007
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dumbledore is gay
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In the Unrated DVD set of GoF, there's a scene where Krum and Hermione go into second floor girls' lavatory and have a threesome with Moaning Myrtle.
July 17th, 2007
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Score
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I guess you were being sarcastic above.
July 17th, 2007
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hardogei.ytmnd.com
July 17th, 2007
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How the hell did you get that? Anyway, good work!
July 17th, 2007
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I'll give you this five as long as you promise to go to your local borders and/or barnes and nobles and scream it at the nerds
July 17th, 2007
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Guy in car driving by: "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" Woman waiting in line: "You @sshole!"
July 17th, 2007
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For failing miserably, I had to de-rep SlothZ's post. Anyone that remembers that remembers that she yelled, "NOO, YOU BITCH!" and her friend yelling, "YOU BITCH!"
July 17th, 2007
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too bad reading harry potter has nothing to do with wheather you're a nerd or not. sitting on ytmnd is hardly less nerdy.
July 17th, 2007
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lol, 5 cuz it's true
July 17th, 2007
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I heard sum HAAADO GAY!!!
July 17th, 2007
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ron dies
July 17th, 2007
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Frodo destroys the ring,bruce willis was death all the time...
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You didn't spoil it properly...you forgot Lupin, Tonks, and Fred. Try to spoil a book and miss some of the best f*cking parts....
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You forgot that Fred dies. Also, Ron marries Hermione. And Neville Longbottom becomes a Professor at Hogwarts.
July 17th, 2007
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This isn't funny. It was funny the first time. Now you're just being an unoriginal jackass.
July 17th, 2007
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Seriously thank YOU!!!!! I hate chirstmas because i hate waiting for my presents... GIVE IT TO ME NOW BITCH!!! high 5 all your sites
July 17th, 2007
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Dude, you left out Ron. I got this off a link from comcast.net http://gameinvasion.comcast.net/gameinvasion/news/article/1184681880561_final_harry_potter_hits_bittorrent&cvqh=itn_potter http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/
July 17th, 2007
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The five is for the proper music. Also, doppleganger.
July 17th, 2007
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i love how digg.com will like kill anyone if they submit sites like this. someone do it.
July 17th, 2007
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EPIC VICTORY
July 17th, 2007
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lol
July 17th, 2007
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epic
July 17th, 2007
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1'd for Tarzan Boy.
July 17th, 2007
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these are actually the real spoilers.
July 17th, 2007
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SAM KILLS MEGATRON!
July 20th, 2007
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who the f*ck is sam?
July 17th, 2007
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JK Rowling is a bitch. Why the f*ck would she kill Fred? What a bitch.
July 17th, 2007
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5
July 17th, 2007
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OHM FUGG TAHTS A LAWLOCOPTER
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if this is real, how the f*ck did you get a copy?
July 17th, 2007
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barnes & nobles started getting deliveries 4 days ago. A guy took a photo of every page and uploaded it online
July 17th, 2007
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he speaks the truth i'm reading the scan right now and all of these are true
July 17th, 2007
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Hahahahaha Xizer is the guy who was also the first to spoil book 6 on Ytmnd (http://dumbledoredies.ytmnd.com/) rofl
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along with someone earlier - Megatron kills Jazz!
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oo, this is fun. Prime decapitates Bonecrusher!
July 17th, 2007
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I... deserve Hermione I DO :( </3
July 17th, 2007
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u forgot to mention that the book ends with all their kids riding on that f*cking train together 19 years later
July 17th, 2007
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YOU BITCH
July 17th, 2007
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Also, Harry Potter chokes on the blue pill and dies and Ron takes the red pill by mistake, which makes him lose all his magic powers but gain the true knowledge of the Matrix, which is that Herminie is a dude and is really his father, then Dumbledore comes back to life to betray them after teaching them the Da Vinci Code and they learn that all magic is controlled by the Illuminati, then they team up with Draco, except he betrays them too and dies for Dumbledore's sins, Dumbledore also dies again.
July 17th, 2007
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There will be an eight book, in which Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermoine dies.
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I don't know any of these names, but I'll 5 because this undoubtly pissed people off!
July 17th, 2007
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harry potter fans just got owned in the ass.
July 17th, 2007
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Harry Potter spoilers seem to be popular
July 17th, 2007
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5'd for audio, 5'd for ruining childrens lives, 5'd for my inane hatred for this series.
July 17th, 2007
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God damned right. F*ck you, kids. You're f*cking doomed. Harry Potter sux.
July 17th, 2007
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Everybody dies. Twice
July 17th, 2007
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F*cking pwn Xizer, f*ckung pwn!
July 17th, 2007
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KILLED THE OWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 17th, 2007
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i will sh*t in your mouth -- also, up and coming? what the f u c k is wrong with you people?
July 17th, 2007
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Wow, I sure hope the text is actually entertaining to read.. because if those are true, this book sounds sh*ts boring.
July 17th, 2007
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ROFL hedwig. ps ive downloaded the book and this IS 100% GENUINE. Kudos to the creator , now lets all put this on every site we can find! make sure everybody knows
July 17th, 2007
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DR-L33T is getting laid
July 17th, 2007
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Xizer you did it again, even if you stole my site those other times I have to give you props for owning so many nerds so hard
July 17th, 2007
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I only stole your site to f*ck with ya, man. It's nothing personal, I just felt like pissing someone off ;)
July 17th, 2007
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I finished reading the leaked book, to clarify the confusion: Ron does NOT die. Fred dies. Snape gets killed by Voldemort's snake. (Lame, i know) Voldemort does the killing curse to Harry, but he survives because he accepted death and did not fear it (a requirement for the deathly hallows) Snape and Dumbledore were in it all along. Snape killed Dumbledore in HBP per Dumbledor's request Voldemort dies when his killing curse rebounds at the end.
July 17th, 2007
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July 17th, 2007
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NOOOOOOO YOU RUINED IT NOOOOOOOOOOO
July 17th, 2007
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Dear Sir/ Madam, I, the undersigned, certify under penalty of perjury that the information in this notification is accurate and that I am authorized to act on behalf of J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books and owner of copyright rights therein, and Scholastic Inc., exclusive U.S. publisher of the Harry Potter books, including without limitation the cover and all other art incorporated therein (collectively, the "IP Owner"). I have a good faith belief that the materials identified below ar
July 17th, 2007
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CURRENTLY LOOKING INTO THIS MATTER...
July 17th, 2007
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If Sony and Scientology can't bring the hammer down, who will? Suddenly, YTMND is cast in a green light...
July 17th, 2007
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ROWLINGROLLED...also, sega
July 17th, 2007
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rofl
July 17th, 2007
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LO F*CKING L
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Cuppycakes cant save you now.
July 17th, 2007
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Know that I love you.
July 17th, 2007
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YES YES YES
July 17th, 2007
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okay we were on a f*cken hot streak of no cease and desist orders wtf
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haha lacrossestar83 makes an awesome point
July 17th, 2007
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You know your site is good if max comments it.
July 18th, 2007
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^uhhh... x kills y, x kills y, and x marries z and has 3 y's
July 18th, 2007
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MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 18th, 2007
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I'll sue you in England.
July 18th, 2007
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ill sue you in hogwarts
July 18th, 2007
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Is the letter to Max posted somewhere yet?
July 21st, 2007
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July 17th, 2007
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max'd
July 17th, 2007
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I second that 5 with yet another 5.
July 17th, 2007
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AWESOME!!! Who made this remix? It's actually pretty good!!
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