is CELEBREX right for you?
Created on: July 27th, 2007
is CELEBREX right for you?
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July 27th, 2007
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basically, take celebrex if your average vote is below 2
July 27th, 2007
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Downvoting may cause irreversible damage to the penis.
July 27th, 2007
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celebrexorcyanide.ytmnd.com
July 27th, 2007
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Not even that nice music in the backround could make the sideaffects sound good.
July 27th, 2007
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I just saw the commercial right now.. wtf?
July 27th, 2007
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i hear hitler took some celebrex before he shot himself
July 27th, 2007
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My penis has it's own heartbeat.
July 27th, 2007
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Celebrix has lovely marketing techniques. I bet a lot of emo MySpace kids will buy it. :]
July 27th, 2007
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celebrexorcyanide.ytmnd.com is funnier than this one.
July 27th, 2007
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If you have stiffness for more that 5 hours call a docter...
July 27th, 2007
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The relaxing music makes me think otherwise.
July 31st, 2007
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The benefits of Celebrex far outweigh the risks. Celebrate with Celebrex.
August 2nd, 2007
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LOL May cause slavery and death!
November 4th, 2007
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You know a site is awesome if the comments are funny.
July 27th, 2007
(1)
I love this site because it represents my opinion on all medications nowadays. I remember taking a Tylenol for a headache and taking a 2 Tylenol for a cut.
July 27th, 2007
(0)
I like Tylenol 3
July 27th, 2007
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and taking viagra if you have a hard time falling asleep
July 27th, 2007
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guess nobody got that pun
July 28th, 2007
(1)
HARD TIME!!!!! we get it lollers
July 30th, 2007
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badum bum pshhhh
July 27th, 2007
(0)
sweet lawd.
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Disclaimer: Do not, under any circumstance, use this product.
July 27th, 2007
(0)
Yes, yes it is.
July 27th, 2007
(0)
I ate it like candy when I tore my knee all to hell playing hockey.
July 27th, 2007
(0)
damn o.o
July 27th, 2007
(6)
NICE EDITS
July 27th, 2007
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wtf was with that commercial being about 2 minutes long, did someone sue them or something?
July 27th, 2007
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Do. Not. Take. Celebrex. Period.
July 27th, 2007
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RAWR!
July 27th, 2007
(0)
The best way to commit suicide.
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I was waiting for this one. :D
July 27th, 2007
(2)
in before people switch celebrex to any fad sound byte
July 27th, 2007
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Inflamation of my horse dick
July 27th, 2007
(0)
:)
July 27th, 2007
(1)
Thank you! Jesus, I'm glad I'm not the only one freaked out by this commercial.
July 27th, 2007
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Is this edited to include every single bad thing your body can ever happen to you? Ill change my vote if it is.
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No, it is an actual Celebrex commercial. http://www.slate.com/id/2158196?nav=tap3
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O_o WTF I never copied that link. It's this one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GvYI4VdVEI
July 27th, 2007
(3)
LMAO accidental pasting, THIS JUST IN: Smeagolisfree99 was reading "The Academy's Fatty Problem: Why didn't Richard Griffiths get nominated for The History Boys?"
July 27th, 2007
(2)
haha f*g
July 27th, 2007
(2)
Holy sh*t I crapped my pants thats funny.
July 27th, 2007
(2)
Aw u r so f*ckin owned. You showed the internet what you were doing on the internet. Irreversible percussions.
July 28th, 2007
(2)
LMAO x2 - "Irriversible Percussions": n. 1. Percussion sounds which cannot be digitally reversed.
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Lies. >_> But srsly. I was at work, and the last dude that used it must have done that. O.o
July 30th, 2007
(0)
lol
August 1st, 2007
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First step is denial
July 27th, 2007
(6)
Dr. Kevorkian is being sneaky...
July 27th, 2007
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yep, that's a typical drug commercial alright. So where's the joke?
July 27th, 2007
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celebrex cures downvoting by 100%
July 27th, 2007
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Celebrex relieved my grandmother from her arthritis suffering. By causing her death.
July 27th, 2007
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celebrex more like sell-u-death lolol am i rite
July 27th, 2007
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I cant stand how long the real advert is
July 27th, 2007
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Could use a little cleaning up on the sound file if you know how. Add in some pauses to make up for where the sound we put togather.
July 27th, 2007
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Holy f*ck. I'll never use that crap. lol thanks
July 27th, 2007
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It's even worse than Vaxadrin.
July 27th, 2007
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Exposure to sunlight may increase the risk of many types of skin cancers. The FDA has the most stringent drug testing standards in the world. In fact, most people argue that the extensive testing saves too many lives due to side effects at the cost of saving lives due to less certain but reasonably well tested products. But, rather than actually figuring out what the actual risks are that they're telling you about, you simply repeated them as if it were automatic cancer. There is no cure-all. Deal with it.
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That's kind of the joke, isn't it?
July 27th, 2007
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I am a biologist, and I approve of this message. The American as well as the European and Japanese drug laws are very strict, and it is almost impossible that any substance that is more harmful than beneficial reaches the market. Every drug is applied to thousands (!) of cell cultures, animals and volunteers before it may be sold. There are quite clear guidelines how to proceed in drug development like e.g. the Good Clinical Practice. Anyone who breaks these rules will be prosecuted and punished.
July 27th, 2007
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So please inform yourself before you condemn the drung industry in general. Of course there are always some black sheep, but they usually don't have much of a chance.
July 27th, 2007
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It may have a legit use, just to a very very small market. The problem is they advertise (Europe and Japan don't, just US) to hundreds of millions of people when the number who's condition justify the risk it is a fraction of 1%. The only way it makes financial sense to have an extremely long, expensive ad for it is if people who don't really need it get it anyway. Plenty of doctors are well compensated to make sure if you "ask your doctor about drugx" you get it.
July 27th, 2007
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Have a sense of humor, tight ass.
July 27th, 2007
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this is not funny.
July 27th, 2007
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ewok, you're probably right about that. I'm a European and I have never seen any advertisement for Celecox here. However, although your argument about the drug industry trying to sell it to people who don't really need it seems logical to me, the doctors who prescribe it are the ones who are responsible and legally actionable, and not the drug industry which, though this may sound harsh, is only responsible for the profits of their shareholders and the obeying of legal standards, and not for the well-being
July 27th, 2007
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of their customers, which [i]should[/i] be ensured by their doctors and the law.
July 27th, 2007
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Damn, I didn't know that BBCode doesn't work here ;-)
July 27th, 2007
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I think the joke was "deez pillz ar bad for joo lol wy anybody take dem?", as that's the immediate reaction every person who has ever watched one of these commercials has. There's also a reason that they tell you all of the major side effects: so that people don't do exactly what ewok was talking about... go after pills like candy. If you don't need the pill, then you probably don't want the side effects. If you need the pill, most side effects are a step up from your current state. Nausea? Please!
July 27th, 2007
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Also if you know anything about healthcare in countries with private healthcare systems you'll know that healthcare expenses rise exponentially as people age and/or become seriously ill. All of the money is made off of the sick and dying because they will pay exorbitant amounts of money because the alternatives are an excruciatingly painful death or simply a sooner death. Advertising to 1% of the population is smart because that 1% of the population spends 60% of the money on healthcare. Read a book.
July 27th, 2007
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What is crushingly ineffective about the pharmaceutical industry is that many of these drugs with ridiculous side effects have dietetic and nutritional remedies that cost a fraction of the price. For example, pilot studies have shown that fish oil reduces LDL cholesterol as well as statins, but it's less likely to be further researched or prescribed. Also, older, well-studied, frequently prescribed drugs are often safer for patients, but drug companies will push what they have patent protections on.
July 27th, 2007
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i cannot believe americans actually watch this sh*t and still buy the damn stuff.
July 27th, 2007
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So... is this the new death pill?
July 27th, 2007
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Sounds genius *thumbs up*
July 27th, 2007
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huh?
July 27th, 2007
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So does this product give you anal leakage like olean does, cause if it does im all for it
July 27th, 2007
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Do not use Celebrex if you own allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans, dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape, plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,hooks, tackle, grout, spackle, power foggers,..
July 27th, 2007
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If I had made this the rating would be a 3.31 not a fearluvin 4.31
July 27th, 2007
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spoons, ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells, energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, or matching salt and pepper shakers.
July 27th, 2007
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lol
July 27th, 2007
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agentanderson ftw
July 27th, 2007
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you forgot yiddish cups
July 27th, 2007
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I think that comment might have been even funnier then the actual ytmnd. xD
July 27th, 2007
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In rare cases, Celebrex may also help in causing comical muscular seizures, the sudden urge to watch Keanu Reeves movies, acid trips, touching someone's hands for stupid reasons, uncontrollable disliking of weasels, halitosis, nasal elephantiasis, pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovulcanoconiosis (yes, it's a real disease), explosive diarrhea, your entire party dying of cholera and consequently not making it to Oregon, the princess moving to another castle, and internal rusting.
July 27th, 2007
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The phrase "go go gadget" may not work while using Celebrex. Talk to your doctor and slap him if he does not give you Celebrex. Celebrex is not responsible for any(DM) chainsaw massacres. Patients with special cases, or those who have voted for Ted Stevens, may need to increase the dosage beyond the recommended amount. Actual size of Celebrex may vary, which may lead to death.
July 27th, 2007
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These comments have changed a three to a five.
July 27th, 2007
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"The phrase "go go gadget" may not work while using Celebrex. " - Hatikvah LOL! This comment alone makes this ytmnd a 5.
July 27th, 2007
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"Our product decreases your fitness and is likely to kill you, understand the risks , see the benefis" I love this product. I give free samples with a pack of cigaretts to my worst enemies.
July 27th, 2007
(1)
Fearcondom can induce laughter, which may lead to death.
July 27th, 2007
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do not taunt happy fun ball
July 27th, 2007
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If you understand pharmacology and the law you will realize the risks are there but small. .0001% risk of dying is better than constant arthritis. There are still people pissed they took Vioxx off the market.
July 27th, 2007
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T-T-T-TOTALLY DUDE!
July 27th, 2007
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Those commercials are 50% side effects, 45% people playing with dogs, and 5% repetition of the name.
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I took this medicine. I am now a toaster.
July 31st, 2007
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But-- What happened to the vegetable?
July 27th, 2007
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F*cked. Up.
July 27th, 2007
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July 27th, 2007
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TAKE YOUR PILLS DAMMIT.
July 27th, 2007
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Lol, I saw that commercial. I zoned out it was so long.
July 27th, 2007
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considering how stupid people are. I think death would be a great benefit. Defiantly out weighs the risks.
July 27th, 2007
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aspartame is worse
July 27th, 2007
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You forgot to show that while this bitch is saying all this, we're watching some colorful fish swim around like it's supposed to be soothing. You could probably sell people arsenic and cyanide if you flash up pictures of kittens doing things during the commercial.
July 27th, 2007
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true. Somebody should remake the commercial with a more fitting video to go along with it. Get your cameras ready.
July 27th, 2007
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celebrexorcyanide.ytmnd.com - one step ahead of ya
July 27th, 2007
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Made with Soylent Greens.
July 27th, 2007
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Soylent green is.... PEOPLE!
July 27th, 2007
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The problem with this system is that if anyone tries the drug and dies, even if the drug wasn't responsible for the death, the company still has to mention it as a symptom.
July 27th, 2007
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"Downvoting may cause irreversible damage to the penis." -kancerr
July 27th, 2007
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Wow, you made a site without your standard animation and almost made a traditional site. Needs zooming text and shortened audio.
July 27th, 2007
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...which can lead to death.
July 27th, 2007
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i hate that commercial, its so long is it like says EVERY thing long about it.
July 27th, 2007
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I'll ask my doctor about Celebrex right now!
July 27th, 2007
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Heart attacks, strokes, and bleeding ulcers can lead to death? Who-da thunk it?
July 27th, 2007
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July 27th, 2007
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patients on Celebrex reported death
July 27th, 2007
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Death cures all known ailments
July 27th, 2007
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that commercial is like twenty minutes long
July 27th, 2007
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Right, but what does it do?
July 27th, 2007
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I took Celebrex for a month a few years back, have had panic attacks ever since
July 27th, 2007
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I CANNOT SEE THE BENEFITS
July 27th, 2007
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lovely, fearcondom I envy you.
July 27th, 2007
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in before the law suit
July 27th, 2007
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I'm going to the Netherlands
July 27th, 2007
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...Why even MAKE this medicine?
July 27th, 2007
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so they can make money?
July 27th, 2007
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4/5 Doctor Kevorkians recommend Celebrex.
July 27th, 2007
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lol
July 27th, 2007
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July 27th, 2007
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Haha also the longest commercial in the world
July 27th, 2007
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Wasn't pharmaceutical advertising on TV previously illegal in the US? I sure wish it was illegal now, with these worthless ads.
July 27th, 2007
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I take aspirin and the elderly!
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Celebrex may cause nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, or diarrhea, which may lead to death. Do not take Celebrex with Pepto Bismol, as this may lead to relief of said side effects, which may lead to death.
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lol, self reply.
July 27th, 2007
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Sucide medicine ^^
July 27th, 2007
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Apply directly to the forehead!
July 27th, 2007
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Jeff Foxworthy's rant about how medicines side effects are worse then what they're supposed to cure immediatley comes to mind.
July 27th, 2007
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Wow lots of sites...
July 27th, 2007
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July 27th, 2007
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At least it doesn't cause anal seepage...
July 27th, 2007
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Doctor, PLEASE give me the Celebrex!!!!!!!!!!! I want the death drug!!
July 27th, 2007
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HEY WOW THIS ISN'T EVERY SINGLE STANDUP COMEDY ACT SINCE 1996
July 28th, 2007
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HEY WOW YOU'RE RIGHT IT ISN'T
July 27th, 2007
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I don't see the benefits :(
July 27th, 2007
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happy fun ball is real!!
July 28th, 2007
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its more like a suicide capsule
July 28th, 2007
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This is why I try to stay away from medication unless absolutely necessary.
July 28th, 2007
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just what the F*CK does it DO for you besides f*cking kill you or make life a living f*cking hell?
July 28th, 2007
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I've seen that a few times. The whole commercial is a disclaimer, and it lasts like 2 minutes. Lousy FDA.
July 28th, 2007
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Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
July 28th, 2007
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ITS A TRAP!!!!!
July 29th, 2007
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Your body can't repel "healing power" of that magnitude!
July 28th, 2007
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HA!
July 28th, 2007
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LALWLWLWLWLW
July 28th, 2007
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Celebrex'll make you lose control. Celebrex'll make you take a gun and shoot somebody in the damn face.
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O RLY?
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YOUTUBETMND
July 29th, 2007
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Benefits? What benefits? Is Celebrex going to cure me of something or just kill me in an agonizingly painful way? Those bastards...
July 29th, 2007
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Celebrex- Get Hard then Die Hard.
July 30th, 2007
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My personal favorite are the anti-depression pills that cause suicidal thoughts/tendencies. I guess we aren't the only one wishing death on the emo kids.
July 30th, 2007
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what the f*ck does it not do? take it and you pretty much die.
July 31st, 2007
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Celebrex... Celebrex... c'mon and bleed from your anuuuuus.... Celebrex... Celebrex...
July 31st, 2007
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Fearcondom for dateline NBC plz.
August 1st, 2007
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I'd rather have Arthritis Pain than a Stroke, thank you very much.
August 1st, 2007
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The funny thing is, that the side effects are real, go to the website :P if anyone said this already then ignore this cause I didn't want to read everything.