Hal Knows Science
Created on: November 26th, 2007
Hal Knows Science

Sponsorships:

Vote metrics:

rating total votes favorites comments
(4.12) 504 52 100

View metrics:

today yesterday this week this month all time
0 0 0 0 18,726

Inbound links:

views url
54 http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gnff4/really_thats_your_name/
46 https://www.bing.com
24 https://www.google.com/
7 https://yandex.ru/
6 http://www.facebook.com/

Add a comment

Richtext is ON
Bold
Italic
Underline
Code
User Link
Site Link
Please login or register to comment.
duckferret
November 26th, 2007
12:57:38 AM CST
(1)
WHOA
thebigbaka
November 26th, 2007
1:25:23 AM CST
(-3)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-3)
this site will be killed™
Bob-the-Builder
November 26th, 2007
1:33:34 AM CST
(3)
LOVE IS NOT A VICTORY MARCH
killabee
November 26th, 2007
1:43:54 AM CST
(1)
hlewia@bnl.gov
fuzzhammersignifican
November 26th, 2007
1:52:50 AM CST
(2)
what will i get if i call that number?
shadydragon
November 26th, 2007
2:27:22 AM CST
(2)
probably an answering machine, this late at night
Rafe
November 26th, 2007
2:53:11 AM CST
(1)
IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN HALLELUJAH
denzol
November 26th, 2007
7:41:48 AM CST
(2)
lmao... what exactly is a wiggler insertion device? Do I really want to know?
Captain-L337
November 26th, 2007
11:48:14 AM CST
(0)
you don't
kepledon
November 26th, 2007
1:19:32 PM CST
(1)
Call him and ask him.
Dreamparacite
November 26th, 2007
5:41:35 PM CST
(0)
WHOA
TallestSkil
November 26th, 2007
7:22:02 PM CST
(0)
Holy cow! Barenaked Ladies Biology!
TheGoogle
November 26th, 2007
8:46:45 PM CST
(-2)
WELL ACTUALLY- "Love is a Battlefield"
Happy-Cat
November 27th, 2007
11:36:46 AM CST
(2)
Well actually, you forgot Poland.
TetrisAnarchist
November 28th, 2007
11:37:23 AM CST
(0)
It is green.
kepledon
November 26th, 2007
12:59:20 AM CST
(10)
So HE'S the one resposible for the operation and development of the research facility for macromolecular crystallography at X-25. HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T!
kepledon
November 26th, 2007
12:59:58 AM CST
(7)
Where's the tylenol?
skfyre
November 26th, 2007
4:07:57 PM CST
(3)
It's true. I highly recommend him for all of your difficult to solve crystallographic problems.
kepledon
November 26th, 2007
1:00:30 AM CST
(8)
lol, wiggler insertion device
HockeyUSA27
November 26th, 2007
1:26:26 AM CST
(8)
well he had to invent something to keep SOME of the ladies off of him
SukkMyRyk
November 27th, 2007
10:25:55 PM CST
(1)
She blinded me with science
surfinbrant
November 26th, 2007
1:20:04 AM CST
(1)
Dewwwwwwwwwwwww!
killabee
November 26th, 2007
1:31:08 AM CST
(3)
Danson in the moonlight!
Bob-the-Builder
November 26th, 2007
1:33:03 AM CST
(2)
tis a great outrage to put so little of this song in any ytmnd....no matter what the circumstance
BodilyOddity
November 26th, 2007
1:37:35 AM CST
(0)
Sweet loop and win.
bobcollege
November 26th, 2007
1:50:45 AM CST
(0)
this sh*t is mega great
Kacen
November 26th, 2007
2:24:16 AM CST
(2)
This is so incredibly retarded...fived.
manish
November 26th, 2007
2:32:48 AM CST
(-2)
[ comment (and 3 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-2)
needs better loop
boomaga
November 26th, 2007
2:33:04 AM CST
(2)
This beamline posses a wiggler insertion device making it the brightest among the biology devoted NSLS x-ray beamlines, and so of grat value to crystallographers with difficult - OH F*CK, NOW WE'LL *NEVER* KNOW !
skfyre
November 26th, 2007
4:11:58 PM CST
(0)
Someone didn't finish the primary method for determining the molecular conformations of biological macromolecules, particularly protein and nucleic acids such as DNA and RNA. :P
JoeAltoids
November 26th, 2007
3:31:20 AM CST
(1)
Dude looks like David Walliams. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/gallery/mrmann.jpg
tobiasrandolphIII
November 27th, 2007
12:17:11 PM CST
(-1)
I'd f*ck em'
fenixonfire
November 26th, 2007
4:30:03 AM CST
(5)
1'd for fake http://www.biology.bnl.gov/colleagues/lewis.html
benjaphar
November 26th, 2007
7:32:51 AM CST
(4)
That's just his cover name... you don't have sufficient clearance to see his true name. That's where I come in.
shoover
November 26th, 2007
8:52:23 PM CST
(1)
the s is still silent f*ggot
CaptainRescue
November 26th, 2007
8:15:19 AM CST
(0)
Now I feel like doing SCIENCE!
DukeNuke
November 26th, 2007
8:54:59 AM CST
(1)
Poor guy, now he's going to get thousands of stupid phone calls, faxes and e-mails...
skfyre
November 26th, 2007
4:17:34 PM CST
(8)
For the record he has never heard of the mudkip but said he would get back to me should further development be made in the scientific field of rapid spontaneous spherical incubation. Also, he *would* do a barrel roll but it would be dangerous to the equipment, possibly breaking the fine tuned alignment of the wiggler device which was "a real bitch" to set up right.
benjaphar
November 26th, 2007
6:11:50 PM CST
(0)
^ <3
hardcastle
November 26th, 2007
9:21:09 AM CST
(1)
4 stars, 1 star for each minute it took me to figure it out.
swamphox
November 26th, 2007
9:22:41 AM CST
(1)
praise jesus...the king who comes on a donkey...atleast during passover
pendejo
November 26th, 2007
9:28:27 AM CST
(0)
pendejo.
CommissionerKill
November 26th, 2007
10:06:27 AM CST
(0)
The beamline posses a wiggler insertion device...
Celark
November 26th, 2007
10:51:14 AM CST
(0)
LOL i just got the joke now
dmaz
November 26th, 2007
11:10:09 AM CST
(0)
Wow super cool
Kaizen666
November 26th, 2007
11:14:47 AM CST
(0)
I hope you're a girl, because listening to Rufus Wainwright would make you a gaylord.
psychedeliccowboy
November 26th, 2007
12:07:47 PM CST
(1)
-3 for not using Buckley
windmillninja
November 26th, 2007
12:23:14 PM CST
(0)
Weird Science™
will1000
November 26th, 2007
1:29:13 PM CST
(0)
uh huhuhuh..that guyscool uh huhuh
Strike-Fighter
November 26th, 2007
1:37:56 PM CST
(0)
wiggler insertion device?
Spicoli
November 26th, 2007
3:56:51 PM CST
(0)
oh yeah amirite?
PastorTravis
November 26th, 2007
3:42:44 PM CST
(0)
i heard there was a secret chord
VdgReturns
November 28th, 2007
1:29:45 PM CST
(0)
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
Canajin56
November 28th, 2007
7:41:55 PM CST
(0)
but you don't really care for music do you
jerwil
November 28th, 2007
11:28:05 PM CST
(0)
It goes like this
NeverAutomatic
November 26th, 2007
4:05:35 PM CST
(0)
his parents must have done it on purpose. I'm going to name my kid "F*GGOT".
captainsiberia
November 26th, 2007
4:14:43 PM CST
(0)
Love it! Love it!
pberg
November 26th, 2007
4:17:05 PM CST
(0)
you don't really care for science, do ya?
Sifer2
November 26th, 2007
6:06:07 PM CST
(0)
I didn't get this until I read the comments. Does that make me a bad person?
SkyBurner
November 26th, 2007
8:46:56 PM CST
(4)
Yes. also this is epic
ColdStone
November 26th, 2007
6:54:17 PM CST
(0)
His parents had to know what they did.
Eldred
November 26th, 2007
9:56:01 PM CST
(0)
loooooooooooooooool
Phernoree
November 27th, 2007
12:44:46 AM CST
(1)
i bet he's showing his wiggler insertion device to christine metz right now
TheGADs
November 27th, 2007
10:39:38 AM CST
(0)
Hahaha excellent!
tobiasrandolphIII
November 27th, 2007
12:11:32 PM CST
(0)
hahah i stared at this for like 2 full minutes before i actually read his name and got it. 4 stars!
dukecast
November 27th, 2007
1:41:00 PM CST
(0)
I love it
djebubi
November 27th, 2007
3:11:01 PM CST
(0)
I find this far funnier than I probably should.
rascaldom
November 27th, 2007
3:16:57 PM CST
(0)
Hal A. Lewia stares into your soul.
ghostofaghost
November 27th, 2007
4:27:53 PM CST
(-1)
I dont think its funny because you changed his real name Hal Lewis
benjaphar
November 27th, 2007
5:25:47 PM CST
(0)
http://ytmnd.com/users/ghostof*ghost/votes That's very interesting too.
Aeroplano
November 27th, 2007
6:51:14 PM CST
(1)
Hal called. He wants his wiggler insertion device back.
fourest
November 27th, 2007
8:51:53 PM CST
(-1)
haha
blommer
November 27th, 2007
9:14:22 PM CST
(4)
I'm not going to check if this is real or not because I WANT to believe.
MrStump
November 27th, 2007
11:26:08 PM CST
(0)
I didn't see this coming, even a little. Plus four super nova's
Valamort
November 28th, 2007
7:34:23 AM CST
(0)
It took me a second, but when I got it!
jorrar
November 28th, 2007
8:52:40 AM CST
(-1)
He's looking into your soul
forsale31
November 28th, 2007
9:36:26 AM CST
(0)
I believe you are DEW a 5
bksho
November 28th, 2007
11:57:40 AM CST
(0)
Sweet jesus, Hal a lu ah.
Dystopian
November 28th, 2007
12:17:52 PM CST
(0)
Parsimony shows this to be the closest surviving clade to win.
Airwolf
November 28th, 2007
2:29:29 PM CST
(0)
Nice
Refractor
November 28th, 2007
7:17:21 PM CST
(0)
oh billy
lazytown4
November 29th, 2007
1:03:25 AM CST
(0)
Wiggler Insertion Device ............. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wheelyum
November 29th, 2007
5:49:24 AM CST
(0)
I'm fiving this because I can't tell if he made up his research interests
alanm4a1
November 29th, 2007
9:43:02 AM CST
(0)
OO my god that is great. The funny thing is i live like 5 min away from that place.
benjaphar
November 29th, 2007
11:21:47 AM CST
(0)
Sweet. You should go check out the Wiggler Insertion Device on your lunch break - take it for a test drive.
Klarg
November 29th, 2007
1:36:32 PM CST
(0)
Are his glasses crooked or is it his head?
ollj
December 3rd, 2007
3:10:14 PM CST
(0)
"wiggler insertion device"
ilovesanta
December 13th, 2007
1:40:36 PM CST
(0)
heehee