A Christmas Reminder  
Created on: December 23rd, 2007
 
  Yeah...all of that sh*t.  I finished my Christmas shopping at a drive thru today.
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   Christmas to me is the ultimate dysfunction.  I'm not that poor this year mainly because my sister now has a better paying job and that 50/50 is actually 50/50 and not 70/30.  It's the time of the year the whole family looks forward to loathing.  The Christmas eve gift exchange between my aunts, uncles and grandparents...while they save every tag to every gift.  Mom getting sauced because she's been cooking all weekend.  And I just wishing we don't do it again next year.  
    
   
   Not Jehovah's Witnesses.  I went to school with a girl who was a Jehovah's Witness and even as a young kid I felt bad for her because when we got to those days in school right before Christmas and got to do the cool things like paint ceramic Christmas trees and make wooden reindeer she wasn't allowed to participate.  That religion is really mean to kids and really easy for adults.  
    
   
   1. My aunt's the one who gets drunk. Off of one glass of whatever.
2. I got a giftcard to Linens & Things one year. No lie.
3. My aunt (not the drunk one) has bought me five different items that could be perceived as wallets. I've used maybe one of them in my lifetime; I should start giving away the ones I don't use.
4. Holy Diver is a sweet song.  
    
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