Get her a OneTouch jar opener

Created on: January 2nd, 2008

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Where is your God now?

Foreground Origin:

Blade Runner, OneTouch jar opener commercial

Sound Origin:

Blade Runner

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Kernowyom

January 2nd, 2008

6:37:56 AM CST

(2)

Surprisingly old fingers for such a young face.

GordonGekko

January 2nd, 2008

1:04:53 PM CST

(7)

every senior citizen...should have life alert

bigmoney

January 2nd, 2008

3:43:09 PM CST

(3)

help. ive fallen and i cant get up.

Dreamparacite

January 3rd, 2008

1:44:27 AM CST

(4)

And that's why I wear one too

dustinfromohio

January 2nd, 2008

6:38:36 AM CST

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the black race should be exterminated

omgbomb

January 2nd, 2008

6:43:58 AM CST

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Crusty

January 2nd, 2008

7:54:30 AM CST

(4)

This is an actual scene from Blade Runner: The Final Cut

SuperPepe

January 2nd, 2008

11:33:15 AM CST

(0)

i wish they had left in the narration for this scene

Crusty

January 2nd, 2008

12:59:17 PM CST

(2)

"You know the score pal! If you're not a cop, you're little pickle!" Bryant's the kind of cop that used to call little pickles 'gherkins'.

Tropicantcha

January 2nd, 2008

8:34:05 AM CST

(8)

Whenever I have that problem, I just slam the jar against my kids head until it opens.

shadydragon

January 2nd, 2008

9:10:21 AM CST

(1)

you should make the jar frames darker to match the other. as it is now it doesnt look right

h2sbOwnzU

January 2nd, 2008

9:33:32 AM CST

(0)

Dammit, Pris! Open the goddamned pickles!

nutnics

January 2nd, 2008

9:43:23 AM CST

(-3)

"I think therefore I am" - "Very good Pris now show him why"

prairiedogeric10

January 2nd, 2008

10:24:24 AM CST

(0)

CONSTIPATION

MrStump

January 2nd, 2008

10:29:06 AM CST

(1)

DEAR GOD MAN GET A RUBBER GRIPPY THING!

chewingum

January 2nd, 2008

10:32:34 AM CST

(0)

can I store some pickles in your house?

Phernoree

January 2nd, 2008

10:34:29 AM CST

(0)

i was just thinking the other day "there could really be more Blade Runner ytmnd's"

GIVEMEREPLAY

January 2nd, 2008

11:36:41 AM CST

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Terrible site but nice use of blade runner!

Spuzbal

January 2nd, 2008

11:37:19 AM CST

(1)

Upvote because this is one of those sites where I wonder how the crap you thought of that while watching the movie.

UncleSnapple

January 2nd, 2008

1:30:43 PM CST

(1)

Daryl Hannah has never looked more attractive than right here.

syckls

January 2nd, 2008

3:03:29 PM CST

(1)

Bullsh*t. You have never seen her in Kill Bill as Elle Driver. Or perhaps that was in Pulp Fiction as Mia Wallace. I get those mixed up a lot.

Crusty

January 3rd, 2008

3:53:09 PM CST

(1)

Chained to a walnut tree or whatever stupid hippie thing she was protecting.

winterbottom

January 2nd, 2008

1:33:53 PM CST

(0)

don't even ask if JF Sebastian gave it a shot.

Agnryfaice

January 2nd, 2008

3:42:11 PM CST

(0)

more like get her a onetouch sex opener

Eirulle

January 2nd, 2008

4:14:13 PM CST

(0)

The chick from Blade Runner has some serious man-hand action goin' on. Not a bad idea, but not hilarious either.

martinprince

January 2nd, 2008

4:54:35 PM CST

(1)

She needs to soak those hands in some Palmolive(tm)

GeneralFod

January 2nd, 2008

8:08:52 PM CST

(0)

haha, brilliant! btw, pickles are best on burgers

Redcom001

January 2nd, 2008

8:40:37 PM CST

(1)

Damn you, pickle jar!DAAAAAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

ChronosDestroyerOfRe

January 2nd, 2008

10:44:37 PM CST

(2)

Am I the only one turned on by.....the old wrinkly hands trying to open that naughty jar of pickles in combination with that grunting audio? Anyone else?

civiliansam

January 2nd, 2008

10:55:07 PM CST

(-1)

Blade Runner: The Final Cut, of an already slow and pretentious sci-fi film�

mrnoodle

January 3rd, 2008

1:25:02 AM CST

(0)

dude. wtf.

Sturmrabe

January 3rd, 2008