Andy Teaches Hate
Created on: February 10th, 2008
Andy Teaches Hate
Andy Griffith is allowed to do whatever he wants in the town of Mayberry. He's sherrif. (Shack and people comes from The Jerk.)

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February 10th, 2008
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Groundhog's Day was a total ripoff.
February 10th, 2008
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i usually hate your ytmnds
February 10th, 2008
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i usually love your hate ytmnds
February 11th, 2008
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i usually love to hate your ytmnds
February 11th, 2008
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i usually never call your ytmnds the next day
February 11th, 2008
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i usually avoid your ytmnds on the street
February 11th, 2008
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i usually have to call your ytmnds and tell them to get checked
February 11th, 2008
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i usually have sex with men
February 11th, 2008
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i usually i usually i usually i i i usually
February 11th, 2008
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
February 11th, 2008
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LOL WHO DIGG'D THIS?
February 11th, 2008
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i usually confuse quantum mechanics with particle physics
February 11th, 2008
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I usually make comments that are relevant unless someone named chronster happens to go and change the title of their ytmnd to make my comment look a little more non sequiturish.
February 11th, 2008
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You again!
February 11th, 2008
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NO U
February 11th, 2008
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I usually fart.
February 12th, 2008
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I usually OH MY GOD A VAGINA
February 13th, 2008
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It is green.
February 13th, 2008
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iPhone
February 13th, 2008
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i usually get +'d
February 13th, 2008
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The Andy Griffith Show, now in Technicolored.
February 14th, 2008
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N*GG*RS
February 15th, 2008
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i usually throw rocks at houses
February 16th, 2008
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i usualy c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
February 10th, 2008
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He doesn't like them blackies
February 10th, 2008
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it's educational and entertaining to watch the evolution of chronster's humor and overall outlook on life and the internets as time slithers by consuming all that is dear to us
February 11th, 2008
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That was probably the deepest thing I have ever heard you say fearcondom. And... Is there any reason why you replied to my comment?
February 11th, 2008
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fearcondom goes deep
February 11th, 2008
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Someone should make an anti-fearcondom account called "lovesponge"
February 11th, 2008
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For those that don't get the name, love is the opposite of fear and the sponge method requires the woman to use protection instead of the condom method where the man needs to use it. Also I believe everyone is still curious as to why he replied to wisdumcube's comment in the first place.
February 11th, 2008
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*says something serious and deep*
February 11th, 2008
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Also, Dude, "blackies" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Darkies", please.
February 11th, 2008
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actually the diaphragm would be a more commonly known form of female birth control than the sponge. who will be the first to create "lovediaphragm"?
February 11th, 2008
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Love isn't the opposite of fear f*ck face.
February 11th, 2008
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fearless sponge
February 12th, 2008
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Wow I didn't know so many f*cking users on YTMND were so knowledgeable about practicing safe sex and the duality of emotions. My mistake dmaz and Conine.
February 12th, 2008
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Lol fearcondom that was ridiculously thought out. What's the point of wasting such elaborate, almost poetic writing on a freaking ytmnd. How long did that take you honestly...lol so many weirdos in this world I swear.
February 12th, 2008
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It appears fearcondom not only goes deep, he goes balls deep.
February 13th, 2008
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Fearcondom is a wanker bitch, like any other featured member, his sucks the mouth butter out of his own ass. I hope he gets his fingers removed by an iraqi, so he can't plague this site with his sh*tty YTMNDs. Get bent you piece of sh*t.
February 10th, 2008
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"Nice throw, son. You sure showed those porch monkeys a thing or two about their place in society!" "Thanks pop!"
February 12th, 2008
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LAWL "thanks dad, next time i'll use a house brick dabbed in horse sh*t!"
February 10th, 2008
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February 10th, 2008
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srsly you guise
February 10th, 2008
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thats awful but i loled
February 11th, 2008
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i loled but it was awful
February 11th, 2008
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i loled at the awfulness
February 11th, 2008
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Off in whose awful I was loling.
February 10th, 2008
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VERY well done. Plus the audio was just waiting to be used
February 10th, 2008
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whered you get this idea?
February 10th, 2008
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Porch monkey 4 life
February 10th, 2008
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"I was born...a poor black child."
February 10th, 2008
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I look all white, but my dad was black.
February 11th, 2008
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you stole my comment so I am relegated to replying under it
February 10th, 2008
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WHY ARE YOU SO GODLY
February 11th, 2008
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OH MY GOD THIS UPDATE JUST PROMOTED YOU TO ULTIMATE DIETY
February 11th, 2008
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AND AGAIN
February 10th, 2008
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I probably shouldn't laugh, but that was hilarious. 5
February 10th, 2008
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-1 for not goonies chick
February 10th, 2008
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ok. Stop watching TV Land fer chrissakes.
February 10th, 2008
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I like how it's in color. If it was in black and white you would only be able to see shadows on that porch.
February 11th, 2008
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Shadows with bright white teeth.
February 11th, 2008
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and great bulging eyes
February 11th, 2008
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Dats racist
February 11th, 2008
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Im not a racist, thats whats so insane about this!
February 11th, 2008
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ROFL
February 11th, 2008
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Every testicle is two pints forward and nine superfluous shenanigans back
February 11th, 2008
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Wait........that's not what you're supposed to do?
February 11th, 2008
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damn dude, you've almost got a corner on everything now. i'm gonna have to do some serious sifting to find any material that hasn't been touched. Curse Keppledon for dibs on The Great Mouse Detective
February 11th, 2008
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hahahaha
February 11th, 2008
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instantly knew that the shack was from the jerk.
February 11th, 2008
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deadn*gg*rs!
February 11th, 2008
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wow, i think i could watch that for hours
February 11th, 2008
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chronster makes another site, lololol
February 11th, 2008
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There needs to be a ratings button next to "FAV" that says "CHRONSTER"
February 11th, 2008
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the site was all like "WHISTLE WHISTLE" and i was all like "LOL"
February 11th, 2008
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Oh my God, epic win. I bow to you.
February 11th, 2008
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god dammit
February 11th, 2008
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Welp, there went my coffee
February 11th, 2008
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You're going to burn your TiVo out, dude.
February 11th, 2008
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chronster no longer featured?!
February 11th, 2008
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lol my sites show up in the featured section but my name has never been pink. I don't question it :P
February 11th, 2008
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Chronster, you're the c*ck of the walk, baby. I can't believe you're not a featured user.
February 11th, 2008
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5
February 11th, 2008
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lolz indeed...we dont like your kind!
February 11th, 2008
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I always wondered what Opie was throwing rocks at...
February 11th, 2008
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You rock, chronster!
February 11th, 2008
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Much better with the second shack in there.
February 11th, 2008
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lol funne ytmnd...now make one that doesn't SUCK.
February 11th, 2008
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didn't watch
February 11th, 2008
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oh my gerd
February 11th, 2008
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Andy Griffith was one of the best shows ever.
February 11th, 2008
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1st sheck needs to be more recessed
February 11th, 2008
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Yes
February 11th, 2008
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*whistles*
February 11th, 2008
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You see kids? When you throw rocks at porch monkeys you become a bald ugly ginger. Just like Ronny Howard.
February 11th, 2008
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Goddamn n*gg*rs.
February 11th, 2008
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I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this.
February 11th, 2008
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fail
February 11th, 2008
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Why don't you eat rocks, because we don't like Popeye's Chicken Wings!
February 11th, 2008
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Dude, you are a cool guy
February 11th, 2008
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LOL! That's the shack that Steve Martin's character, Navin Johnson, grew up with his black family in 'The Jerk'. One of the best comedy movies he ever made, and one of my personal favorites. Chronster, you deserve a five. Great ytmnd.
February 11th, 2008
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i didn't need andy to tell me that this sort of thing is OK
February 11th, 2008
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ahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahhahahahaa holy sh*t
February 11th, 2008
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holy..sh*t
February 11th, 2008
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AHAHAHAHA! Knew it was Chronstalk even before looking, "lil' Opie Cunnin'ham" figured that out his own damn self.
February 11th, 2008
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amazing
February 11th, 2008
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TV G.
February 12th, 2008
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Should be "Teaches Self-Defense." If he knew what kind of destructive force Blacks and various other non-Whites would be in America he would have butchered them all.
February 12th, 2008
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You should of colored their skin black
February 12th, 2008
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i can't believe that ginger Ron Howard had a career
February 12th, 2008
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Lol, so awesome. Subtlety is key - I missed it the first loop around. Nice.
February 12th, 2008
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You should be doing this for a living. If people paid for this kind of thing, that is.
February 12th, 2008
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I lol'd
February 12th, 2008
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Yet another perversion of wholesomeness, good work.
February 12th, 2008
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hahah... gotta hit em all until they stop growing back
February 12th, 2008
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I didn't think it was funny
February 12th, 2008
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OMG! XD that's too freaking awesome!! 5'd
February 13th, 2008
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My dad is black and I find this site funny. I hope Opie taught those nigras a lesson.
February 13th, 2008
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funny, nice job
February 13th, 2008
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brilliant
February 14th, 2008
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It's pretty nice out here Je-- *thwak*
February 14th, 2008
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*ROFFLE* Another Chronster Klassik
February 15th, 2008
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Lol. Well done.
February 16th, 2008
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That's pretty funny.
February 16th, 2008
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subtle and well played
February 16th, 2008
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Now that stupid whistling song is stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, *ssh*le.
February 17th, 2008
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I didnt know black people lived in mayberry... drive em outta town!
February 17th, 2008
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Needs more Steve Martin
February 17th, 2008
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Nice.
February 17th, 2008
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fail
February 17th, 2008
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February 18th, 2008
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Congratulations.....you suck
February 18th, 2008
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F*ck all of you white pieces of sh*t. Fail.
February 18th, 2008
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I loled @ This, it just had to be done
March 26th, 2008
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funny.
April 16th, 2009
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I just think it's totally funny how at the beginning, he throws the rock and Andy's just like, "Come here." And they go walking off as if nothing ever happened. Then the little bastard does it again! lol. Good old fashion Southern racism.
October 1st, 2014
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