300TMND: This... is... sausage!
Created on: July 26th, 2008
300TMND: This... is... sausage!
Darkhand 
ibroughtmoresausagesthanyoudid.ytmnd.com
Why do picnics always turn into grilling competitions?
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Mrobinson587
July 26th, 2008
2:34:26 AM CDT
(8)
Howdjewdodat?
shadydragon
July 26th, 2008
4:15:56 AM CDT
(9)
BIG SAUSAGE P1ZZ4
DoomFrost
July 26th, 2008
10:03:39 AM CDT
(12)
The hole in sausage did it for me. The look on that man's face was priceless.
FreAkweNtcY
July 26th, 2008
12:24:59 PM CDT
(29)
these guys aren't lacking any meat. heherareHREHARARHrrrr.
doink9731
July 26th, 2008
1:27:57 PM CDT
(25)
And that's what real Spartans need.
AndySavage
July 26th, 2008
1:46:36 PM CDT
(34)
Hundreds of men partaking in a half-naked sausage-party.. Sounds like YTMND
BillyZane
July 26th, 2008
3:17:31 PM CDT
(7)
Duck sauce. What a pleasant surprise.
AndySavage
July 26th, 2008
3:53:53 PM CDT
(9)
club sauce
Ownager
July 26th, 2008
8:55:31 PM CDT
(4)
I came expecting to 1 it, scream about beating a dead fad, and... well.. I did not come prepared to laugh my *ss off. Congrats on exceeding my expectations, man. And how the hell did you get him to say sausages so flawlessly at the end!?
Akrom
July 26th, 2008
10:06:39 PM CDT
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MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!! ok this is what i think and i think im speaking for every critique: you dragged it too long, coulda just get to the good part, and an NEDM is nesceray after a good awkward stare switch. i am giving you 2 stars only for the sausage.
Soundyman
July 27th, 2008
12:16:03 AM CDT
(2)
They shall now go dine in hell.
WuLfXV
July 27th, 2008
3:34:17 AM CDT
(5)
Downvoat this komment
lonesome-killer
July 27th, 2008
10:54:48 AM CDT
(2)
Well even though it didn't say "This is SAUSAGE" as the title suggested, and the 300 fad is kind of old, this was still really funny. I lold when Leonidas was pointing at him with the sausage on his finger.
YourTheCoconutMan
July 28th, 2008
1:54:50 AM CDT
(2)
I WANT THE CLUB SANDWHICH!
momthinksimcool
July 31st, 2008
1:19:46 PM CDT
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gay
Bodominjarvi
July 31st, 2008
11:07:48 PM CDT
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VIENNA IZ BETTER
csartanis
August 1st, 2008
6:27:20 PM CDT
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jesus christ the "not lacking any meat" fad isn't over yet? its been years!
wardav
July 26th, 2008
2:42:01 AM CDT
(0)
brilliant!
Lambday
August 18th, 2008
10:20:02 AM CDT
(0)
featured on twitter.com/YTMND
Kammes
July 26th, 2008
3:16:49 AM CDT
(6)
men in underwear and caps running around with their spears hanging and swords unsheathed ... it was hetero until sausages entered the scene
Evadrol
July 26th, 2008
8:04:36 AM CDT
(24)
Not gay unless meatballs touch.
g0ast
July 27th, 2008
4:34:42 PM CDT
(5)
...Weee're WHALERS ON THE MOON, WE CARRY A HARPOON.
g0ast
July 26th, 2008
5:04:40 AM CDT
(2)
No fillers
Gravijar
July 26th, 2008
5:09:48 AM CDT
(0)
Oh that's good.
motbob
July 26th, 2008
5:20:13 AM CDT
(0)
This is so good
motbob
July 26th, 2008
5:21:09 AM CDT
(17)
how the f*ck did you edit the word sausage at the end?
Darkhand
July 26th, 2008
10:25:07 AM CDT
(55)
I thought it would take forever but it was easier than I thought. It's the word 'Soldiers' rearranged a bit. He says it kind of like 'So-jias', so I doubled up the 'so' syllable and overlaid the 'ia' sound onto it, to get 'so-se-jias', then a little stretching and expanding of the syllables to get it sounding somewhat natural. :)
Ninpo707
July 26th, 2008
11:05:44 AM CDT
(7)
Well you did a great job with it.
NorthAmericanDangerD
July 26th, 2008
3:27:50 PM CDT
(7)
It even sounds like he said it in his Greco-Scottish accent, really nice work there.
CaptainRescue
July 27th, 2008
8:40:30 AM CDT
(2)
Darkhand is now a YTMND god
Osama
July 26th, 2008
5:47:05 AM CDT
(2)
he said meat.
Weenus
July 26th, 2008
6:36:58 AM CDT
(8)
those arcadians, they love the sausage.
Improviser
July 26th, 2008
10:53:38 AM CDT
(5)
it's funny cause they're gay
doink9731
July 26th, 2008
1:29:01 PM CDT
(3)
I thought the Athenians were the boy touchers.
Paps
December 9th, 2008
4:56:03 PM CST
(1)
I thought they were philosophers :(
barleywilkerson
July 26th, 2008
9:22:18 AM CDT
(0)
that was awesome...
BoobonChron
July 26th, 2008
9:22:41 AM CDT
(0)
a. mazing
branger-23
July 26th, 2008
9:35:16 AM CDT
(0)
Revisionist history!!!
Horbgorbler
July 26th, 2008
10:08:37 AM CDT
(2)
LOL...i hated that movie, but wow this ytmnd was phenom.
Firrox
July 26th, 2008
10:17:39 AM CDT
(0)
Holy shiat! AMAZING!
aMuse
July 26th, 2008
10:55:17 AM CDT
(0)
That was phenomenal.
Reject
July 26th, 2008
11:04:00 AM CDT
(3)
i think i pooped alittle
jetz
July 26th, 2008
4:18:05 PM CDT
(1)
It probably wasn't because of the site
apmarkey
July 28th, 2008
12:11:41 AM CDT
(3)
i've noticed hilshire farms kielbasa does that...
billycomo
July 26th, 2008
11:14:35 AM CDT
(0)
!
bgbez
July 26th, 2008
11:25:41 AM CDT
(0)
Most original short film I've seen in awhile.
djebubi
July 26th, 2008
11:25:52 AM CDT
(0)
I had low expectations, but hooray.
LawlAndPawnder
July 26th, 2008
11:33:28 AM CDT
(0)
Someone remove 300 from every ytmnders head
saltd
July 26th, 2008
11:35:18 AM CDT
(0)
yes
SpinningKick
July 26th, 2008
12:08:31 PM CDT
(4)
In Sparta, they loved sausages.
Jovian
July 26th, 2008
12:25:15 PM CDT
(3)
its greece baby!
Kevin0323
July 26th, 2008
12:14:39 PM CDT
(0)
This is what YTMND is all about! Thanks for the morning laugh.
shoover
July 26th, 2008
12:22:42 PM CDT
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OH I GET IT, not only is it a 300 fad, but you f*cked up on the title.
Jovian
July 26th, 2008
12:24:19 PM CDT
(0)
instant clasic
OmniIcyshelf
July 26th, 2008
12:49:29 PM CDT
(2)
Subtle phallic references
benjaphar
July 26th, 2008
12:50:37 PM CDT
(1)
Nicely doon lad.
AndySavage
July 26th, 2008
12:50:58 PM CDT
(1)
I F*CKING DIED LAUGHING. "sausages" brilliant edits my friend.
Kaizen666
July 26th, 2008
1:25:59 PM CDT
(1)
This is stupid. I love it.
Darth-l33t
July 26th, 2008
2:15:54 PM CDT
(2)
Wait, no way a gas grill ever beats a charcoal grill!
Necronomicon
July 26th, 2008
2:23:42 PM CDT
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Best site in months, too bad it's attached to a lame 300TMND fad.
Nusent
July 26th, 2008
2:27:57 PM CDT
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1 for bad photoshop and bad edits and bad n*gg*rs.
Smeagolisfree99
July 26th, 2008
2:57:50 PM CDT
(0)
Snausages!
yhpets
July 26th, 2008
3:01:38 PM CDT
(1)
OtisWild
July 26th, 2008
3:33:34 PM CDT
(4)
LOL I thought 300 was a sausagefest...
wisdumcube
July 26th, 2008
3:36:55 PM CDT
(0)
I never thought I would enjoy another 300tmnd.
SMZ
July 26th, 2008
3:58:08 PM CDT
(2)
This was a 5 when they started to chant and then a fave once he actually said "sausages." This is flawless.
SMZ
July 26th, 2008
4:02:12 PM CDT
(0)
Seriously, wow
cashewpollo
July 26th, 2008
4:18:48 PM CDT
(0)
PMS?
SMZ
July 26th, 2008
4:22:52 PM CDT
(1)
No, MMS: Manly Sausage Syndrome
setanta1810
July 26th, 2008
5:04:31 PM CDT
(5)
^ lol dyslexia
SMZ
July 26th, 2008
5:40:18 PM CDT
(2)
lol oops
cashewpollo
July 26th, 2008
4:18:17 PM CDT
(0)
I got f*cking n00bs in my house.
Brandon00151
July 26th, 2008
4:33:33 PM CDT
(5)
I will show you even a god king can eat sausage
kevorocker
July 26th, 2008
4:47:04 PM CDT
(0)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
dmaz
July 26th, 2008
4:47:38 PM CDT
(1)
It was a 4 until the "sausages" edit. Lol Perfect XD
MyIceCreamBar
July 26th, 2008
5:15:58 PM CDT
(0)
Very well played ol' sport! A NEW and GOOD 300 site. Congrats for that accomplishment.
wick
July 26th, 2008
5:29:43 PM CDT
(0)
this is epic, ytmnd lives, also conans
jasonkrowe
July 26th, 2008
6:38:42 PM CDT
(2)
HILLSHIRE!
KolosoK
August 3rd, 2008
7:36:47 PM CDT
(1)
FARM!
Nusent
July 26th, 2008
6:45:48 PM CDT
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What's so good about this crap site? Seriously?
jax1492
July 26th, 2008
7:01:16 PM CDT
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flawless victory
krazykracka
July 26th, 2008
8:54:23 PM CDT
(1)
"Sausage fest" may be a little obvious, but hey I'll use it. Great editing.
Elephantgun
July 26th, 2008
9:50:03 PM CDT
(1)
If they all have their sausages on sticks, why don't they just make a f*cking fire?
montereymatt
July 26th, 2008
11:13:13 PM CDT
(4)
you're reading too much into this
Akrom
July 26th, 2008
10:07:52 PM CDT
(1)
ah screw u .. im faving it. SHUT UP!
russellbald
July 26th, 2008
10:34:40 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliant on at least a dozen levels
n00beatz
July 26th, 2008
10:41:04 PM CDT
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So glad to see the 300 fad back in action, def one of my favs. This is a great one, 5 for you sir.
cowpatch5
July 26th, 2008
10:53:36 PM CDT
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you put a lot of effort into this, +1
Goneja
July 26th, 2008
10:55:15 PM CDT
(1)
Excellent Sausage Joke
vanceandroid
July 26th, 2008
11:08:42 PM CDT
(0)
him saying sausages was pretty nice.
Vykkdraygo713
July 26th, 2008
11:09:24 PM CDT
(0)
5 until he actually said "sausages"...then 6 lololoolol
Abadox
July 26th, 2008
11:40:38 PM CDT
(2)
simply barbaric
mik3m
July 27th, 2008
1:15:02 AM CDT
(3)
"I said AHWOO!" made me smile
Alx328
July 27th, 2008
2:15:20 AM CDT
(1)
You rediculous bastard.
wheelyum
July 27th, 2008
2:42:39 AM CDT
(1)
I laughed so hard at this, how could I not fav
CaptainRescue
July 27th, 2008
8:38:42 AM CDT
(1)
Sausages... with club sauce.
mikeyisthedevil
July 27th, 2008
8:50:26 AM CDT
(0)
One of the all time greats!
Qman973
July 27th, 2008
10:45:38 AM CDT
(0)
Im pretty sure i just sh*t my pants from laughing so much. Thank you for exeeding where others have failed in making a quality ytmnd.
Ownager
July 27th, 2008
1:21:26 PM CDT
(2)
I still can't get over the fact that he actually managed to get him to say, flawlessly, sausages. It was the punch line on an already hilarious joke.
Goneja
July 27th, 2008
7:26:10 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, can you explain exactly how you did that? Incredible.
SuppishMind
September 1st, 2008
2:09:14 PM CDT
(0)
scroll up
BoredJedi
July 27th, 2008
2:16:42 PM CDT
(3)
So let me get this straight. We've had the Stone age, Bronze age and Iron age and new we can include the Sausage
prairiedogeric10
July 27th, 2008
2:33:43 PM CDT
(1)
should have added the "GO MEAT" text like the commercial does, but that's ok
Damirith
July 27th, 2008
3:54:34 PM CDT
(0)
great job, sound seems to always be a tad behind the gif
Flopsy
July 27th, 2008
5:01:37 PM CDT
(0)
F*CK
WanderingPaladin
July 27th, 2008
7:09:24 PM CDT
(0)
Holy crap. 5'd and 5'd again. Hell's bells, FAV'd!
btlyger
July 27th, 2008
10:07:17 PM CDT
(2)
This was the best YTMND I have seen in awhile.
LWRun
July 28th, 2008
4:43:44 PM CDT
(1)
Agreed. It's been sh*t every time I check, but this is epic, even if the 300tmnds are old. I knew what it would be when I clicked the link, but the execution was flawless. Brilliant.
Hamburglar
July 27th, 2008
10:07:50 PM CDT
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I SAID A BEEF HOTLINKS!
niku
July 30th, 2008
8:33:52 PM CDT
(3)
(I said a beef hotlinks)
derubermax
July 27th, 2008
10:40:32 PM CDT
(0)
Whoa. That was fantastic.
Shweex
July 27th, 2008
11:50:45 PM CDT
(0)
perfect
whiteman
July 28th, 2008
1:39:29 AM CDT
(1)
Best thing in ages.
bobgods66
July 28th, 2008
10:41:01 AM CDT
(0)
best of the month
Jourdyn
July 28th, 2008
1:45:50 PM CDT
(0)
2008-07-27 22:25:26 TonyOrlando Pay attention people: This is the best kind of humor on YTMND. Simple, good edits, random and funny.
TheDamnRobots
July 28th, 2008
4:55:26 PM CDT
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upvoted cause you got him to say "sausages"
HerbSewell
July 28th, 2008
5:43:26 PM CDT
(0)
This truly is sausage.
Asgard01
July 29th, 2008
2:03:46 AM CDT
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
Hulk-Hogan
July 29th, 2008
7:31:31 PM CDT
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Whatcha gonna do brother??!
chronster
July 29th, 2008
7:36:53 PM CDT
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the whole film was a sausage fest. I can see where you came up with this
AnacondaHL
July 30th, 2008
1:06:49 AM CDT
(0)
Sausage feast... in hell
wingy
July 30th, 2008
7:39:47 AM CDT
(0)
Best ytmnd in a long time...
Durahansolo
July 30th, 2008
10:32:43 AM CDT
(0)
THIS...........IS.........AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KintarosTiger
July 31st, 2008
11:40:48 AM CDT
(0)
*gets punted* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!
stabyourself
July 30th, 2008
11:22:06 PM CDT
(0)
perfect. absolutely perfect
Nocturnalgamer
July 31st, 2008
2:20:26 AM CDT
(0)
lol
JoeyJoeJoe
July 31st, 2008
3:55:02 AM CDT
(1)
Punisher 5'd this. Of course we already know that he likes the sausage. Also, c*cks
KintarosTiger
July 31st, 2008
11:41:24 AM CDT
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Also hotdogs, too?
Punisher
September 28th, 2008
6:48:57 AM CDT
(1)
Also, vaginas. ;D wait what (lulz - StalkerJoeMo back on the prowl!)
MikStarYo
December 8th, 2008
4:44:34 PM CST
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^ his only 5 ever, with his over 40,000 1 star votes
supersonicj11
July 31st, 2008
6:16:51 AM CDT
(1)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
KintarosTiger
July 31st, 2008
11:36:03 AM CDT
(0)
GO MEAT!
Windshield
July 31st, 2008
12:53:19 PM CDT
(0)
Better that the movie its based on.
JojoTheJester
July 31st, 2008
2:24:38 PM CDT
(0)
Flawless, Fav'd
Strike-Fighter
July 31st, 2008
5:49:31 PM CDT
(0)
Everything about this is perfect
LoadMan
July 31st, 2008
6:53:27 PM CDT
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man that was alot of sausages to photoshop
Nyeusigrube
August 1st, 2008
12:16:41 AM CDT
(0)
ILL DARK YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
TightenUpTheGraphics
August 1st, 2008
4:21:20 PM CDT
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I've come back to YTMND after a 6 month hiatus and am pleased to see the win still going strong. But what's with the top viewed? The top viewed used to be in the 5-digits, did YTMND take a popularity hit?
Rsking1
August 1st, 2008
9:04:40 PM CDT
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Your Athenian rivals will bow at your meat...
LWRun
August 5th, 2008
2:42:45 PM CDT
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I see what you did thar.
papajohn
August 2nd, 2008
3:48:26 AM CDT
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lol, oh man, this is great
BigFatDuck
August 3rd, 2008
4:43:35 PM CDT
(0)
made me hungry at least
KolosoK
August 3rd, 2008
7:35:45 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!
adembroski
August 3rd, 2008
7:50:31 PM CDT
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This is amazing.
Mutix
August 4th, 2008
6:11:38 PM CDT
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i love your sausage
An-dy
August 6th, 2008
9:53:44 PM CDT
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Probably the only original 300 YTMND in a year.
Dewey
August 21st, 2008
3:25:01 AM CDT
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when i say hillshire u say farms
lostlevel18
August 26th, 2008
6:39:19 PM CDT
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i forgot to fav this a while back. so unnecessarily win
havelava
October 4th, 2008
9:10:30 PM CDT
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AWESOME
Iritscen
February 7th, 2009
10:44:49 PM CST
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Winnage.
niku
July 18th, 2009
5:12:14 PM CDT
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I thought of this today for no reason whatsoever and immediately started laughing
PuffyGreens
May 8th, 2010
9:39:19 PM CDT
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i love the transition where they put the sausage on the grill...
Galano
October 20th, 2013
5:57:31 PM CDT
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ahahahahahahaha!