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soapalope

September 1st, 2008

8:12:56 PM CDT

(35)

Once you get past the initial 'misheard line' joke, the idea that Cream of Wheat brings back violent memories of war is vaguely hilarious.

Zipzinger

September 1st, 2008

8:42:13 PM CDT

(14)

I just love how genuinely disturbed she sounds when she says war memories.

Ownager

September 1st, 2008

9:30:25 PM CDT

(7)

I remember when Sarge liked his cream'o'wheat, before.. before.. God, when his head.. it.. exploded..

GordonGekko

September 1st, 2008

10:14:22 PM CDT

(31)

I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from my bowl of oats I feel.

Anig

September 1st, 2008

10:30:33 PM CDT

(0)

i liek it

Akrom

September 1st, 2008

10:42:45 PM CDT

(0)

GENERAL lllllollllll?

Akrom

September 1st, 2008

10:44:09 PM CDT

(0)

AND LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING CORPORAL, THIS PLACE HAS MORE SH*THOLES THAN OIL HOLES.

Bob-the-Builder

September 1st, 2008

11:24:32 PM CDT

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ok idea and ok execution...just didnt deliver.....

soapalope

September 1st, 2008

11:57:00 PM CDT

(6)

Everyone loves Bob the Builder.

Mech

September 1st, 2008

11:57:03 PM CDT

(-3)

So says the pedohile

dmaz

September 2nd, 2008

7:30:33 AM CDT

(0)

Was ANYONE else expecting the cream of wheat dude from Nightdreams?

Wootsat

September 2nd, 2008

8:20:41 AM CDT

(0)

As a rule, I always think "cream" refers to jizz. War memories.

MrObvious

September 2nd, 2008

9:09:19 AM CDT

(9)

She is saying "Warm Memories", but I see where you might get confused and think she said "War Memories". Nice sound clip!

geoguy91

September 2nd, 2008

3:17:28 PM CDT

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I agree with Bob the Builder on this one... I'd love to have seen the scene with the guts falling out of a soldier...

Anatole

September 2nd, 2008

6:28:41 PM CDT

(5)

Who actually downvotes MrObvious?

man-of-war

September 2nd, 2008

10:25:09 PM CDT

(2)

Cream of BLOOD

mrtenk

September 4th, 2008

6:31:58 AM CDT

(1)

Come say that to my face tough guy! BOINK!

mrdarky

September 5th, 2008

12:13:44 PM CDT

(0)

Hey is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in? BONK!

Zagnut

September 9th, 2008

3:09:37 AM CDT

(0)

I'm runnin' circles round ya!

cooman2

September 9th, 2008

3:02:37 PM CDT

(1)

its funny cause theres 2 women

amindlessidiot

September 1st, 2008

8:17:34 PM CDT

(9)

Sh*tty actresses giving terrible line reads for random food products are gold around here.

September 1st, 2008

(1)

September 2nd, 2008

(12)

GOOD OLE' CREAM OF WHEAT

jnorris441

September 1st, 2008

8:24:13 PM CDT

(36)

Rastus died at Normandy for your breakfast

jnorris441

September 2nd, 2008

11:41:15 AM CDT

(9)

his creamy sacrifice should not be forgotten

fearcondom

September 1st, 2008

8:26:17 PM CDT

(0)

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(0)

top rated of all time for the lulz

jetz

September 1st, 2008

8:27:47 PM CDT

(4)

WORLD WAR CREAM

Ockman

September 1st, 2008

8:33:44 PM CDT

(-1)

i have not laughed this hard in a while lol

Ducky2002

September 1st, 2008

8:45:23 PM CDT

(2)

MEDIC!!!!!!

VoiceMail

September 1st, 2008

8:59:39 PM CDT

(22)

Suck it up... rub some cream of wheat on it...

AndySavage

September 1st, 2008

8:54:24 PM CDT

(6)

hahah random headpasting not really necessary but I lol'd regardless

tkx7

September 1st, 2008

8:56:36 PM CDT

(2)

cream of wheat is the cornerstone of any world war II veteran's breakfast

Snazzle89

September 1st, 2008

9:03:48 PM CDT

(6)

lesbians.

MrSinistar

September 1st, 2008

9:18:59 PM CDT

(3)

Cream of Wheat...the Cream of the Crap!

SSgtTCZ

September 1st, 2008

9:19:19 PM CDT

(-1)

Yep

wisdumcube

September 1st, 2008

9:19:23 PM CDT

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Yeah.*awkward pause* ...War(m) memories

MrFizzy

September 1st, 2008

9:21:04 PM CDT

(4)

I don't know if I laughed harder at the site, or the comments above ^

Brandon00151

September 1st, 2008

9:23:51 PM CDT

(0)

WE MUST BOMB IRAQ WITH CREAM OF WHEAT!!

Nyeusigrube

September 1st, 2008

9:24:13 PM CDT

(0)

*twitches*

motis

September 1st, 2008

9:32:45 PM CDT

(15)

I will tie a yellow ribbon around my cereal bowl. Never forget.

soapalope

September 1st, 2008

9:53:37 PM CDT

(-1)

WH33T104F

CleverUsername

September 1st, 2008

10:34:14 PM CDT

(-1)

I can't remember the last time a ytmnd made me laugh so hard. Thanks.

DarthWang

September 1st, 2008

10:38:59 PM CDT

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tkx7

September 1st, 2008

11:50:39 PM CDT

(10)

you're unpatriotic

DarthWang

September 2nd, 2008

2:30:38 AM CDT

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You're unpatriotic to YTMND for mindlessly upvoting trash like this, this is why the term NARV was invented

TheDamnRobots

September 2nd, 2008

2:32:57 AM CDT

(3)

The term Narv was created because this already elitist website was going to collapse under its users egos if they didn't find a new way to condescend to new users.

DarthWang

September 2nd, 2008

3:56:48 AM CDT

(2)

In the old days no site would get above 4.2 unless it was HOF worthy, now we get 4.6 and 4.7 scores on random trash every day. I wouldn't mind if this thing was rated 4.0 - 4.3, but the way people are just upvoting this crap is pathetic

Wootsat

September 2nd, 2008

8:23:41 AM CDT

(4)

FunFact #342: tkx7 was joking.

maplejet

September 2nd, 2008

8:55:26 AM CDT

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Yeah, DarthWang, and your non-stop ____TMND universes, many made with MSPaint are anymore better. This site anyone is only OK

Deathacorn

September 2nd, 2008

11:06:30 AM CDT

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Darthwang is the best. Where else would I get YEMENTMND's and BOBSAGATMND's?

mariostar06

September 2nd, 2008

12:08:05 PM CDT

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Why can't you guys just stop whining? When people downvote and comment, then you guys just flame that user. It's pointless and idiotic. DarthWang and anybody else has an opinion and can downvote whichever site they find unfunny.

Anig

September 2nd, 2008

12:32:46 PM CDT

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^ said the f*ggot

mariostar06

September 2nd, 2008

12:39:37 PM CDT

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^this is my point exactly. I didn't even do anything to this poor f*cker, and yet, he just continues to flame me because he thinks it's the cool "trend" these days.

AndySavage

September 2nd, 2008

3:18:21 PM CDT

(3)

Oh shut the f*ck up. Anyone can vote whatever they want on a site, but your choice to comment for the sole purpose of making your 1 vote PUBLIC does not exactly put you in a position to bitch about people who call you out on your horrible taste and f*ggy attitude

DarthWang

September 2nd, 2008

3:44:42 PM CDT

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It's better than silent downvoting which is just cowardly

Lycandy

September 2nd, 2008

5:16:20 PM CDT

(0)

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I was going to be silent but since you called me out...

TheDamnRobots

September 2nd, 2008

8:31:25 PM CDT

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Yeah but people don't public their 1's to add constructive criticism or to protest a site they find offensive, or just plain don't like. They do it to get a rise out of people, to get attention or to try and craft a persona.

DarthWang

September 3rd, 2008

1:22:00 AM CDT

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Actually I just do it to prove I'm not afraid of revenge downvotes - I hate silent downvoters

mariostar06

September 4th, 2008

4:10:36 PM CDT

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AndySavage has no balls

DeePsix

September 1st, 2008

10:43:28 PM CDT

(2)

Interior Crocodile Alligator

PatienceKing

September 2nd, 2008

8:20:54 AM CDT

(-1)

I'll have to agree with this. Yes. Definitely.

Takra

September 1st, 2008

10:44:57 PM CDT

(0)

I'm not afraid to admit that my sites suck compared to this.

ficklefackle

September 1st, 2008

10:57:53 PM CDT

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this site was my 666th 5 vote

Improviser

September 1st, 2008

11:13:08 PM CDT

(5)

foot doctor

jordanhass

September 1st, 2008

11:28:15 PM CDT

(1)

as the originator of "warmmemories dot ytmnd" , I approve of this parody of it. Great Job.

methodminus

September 1st, 2008

11:32:52 PM CDT

(0)

Stuff like this makes me wish is still watched television...

chom

September 1st, 2008

11:50:24 PM CDT

(3)

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

soapalope

September 2nd, 2008

2:11:49 AM CDT

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Hey, take it easy. Everything's going to be ok. Here... have some CR34M 0F WH33T.

butaro

September 2nd, 2008

5:01:00 AM CDT

(0)

WHOLE WHEAT FREEDOM FRIES

milkmanv1

September 2nd, 2008

5:08:52 AM CDT

(1)

Bull ****, SOUND OFF YOUR "M"'s LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!

milkmanv1

September 4th, 2008

3:11:07 AM CDT

(2)

WHO DID THAT? WHO THE **** DOWNVOTED ME?! WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST **** TWINKLE-TOED *********** DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?... NOBODY HUH? THE FAIRY ******* GODMOTHER DID IT! OUT-*******-STANDING! I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOUR *** HOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!

milkmanv1

September 4th, 2008

3:12:34 AM CDT

(1)

(/Sgt. hartman)

ninjasper

September 2nd, 2008

6:40:59 AM CDT

(0)

this is a hard hitting site

milkmanv1

September 4th, 2008

3:11:54 AM CDT

(0)

WAS IT YOU?! YOU LOOK LIKE A ******* WORM! I BET IT WAS YOU! (/Sgt. HArtman)

ninjasper

September 2nd, 2008

6:43:36 AM CDT

(0)

looking at the rating, i'll go one further and say you've earned this

blsny213

September 2nd, 2008

8:29:45 AM CDT

(0)

Brilliance

johnnyfog

September 2nd, 2008

8:38:58 AM CDT

(0)

Oatmeal mixed with teh blood of those who fought and died!

Daveheart

September 2nd, 2008

9:51:36 AM CDT

(0)

wonderful

jasonkrowe

September 2nd, 2008

10:49:11 AM CDT

(1)

Much like the Chocolate War of 1976.... http://wantsome.ytmnd.com/

Hotdawg1990

September 2nd, 2008

11:43:50 AM CDT

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OMG THIS HAS 1337 VIEWS RIGHT NOW!!

mariostar06

September 2nd, 2008

12:08:42 PM CDT

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not funny

September 2nd, 2008

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September 2nd, 2008

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Views Yesterday 1,337

September 2nd, 2008

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September 2nd, 2008

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this is sh*t

Azhur

September 2nd, 2008

1:34:03 PM CDT

(0)

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la. What the f*ck is that supposed to mean, Corporal, huh? We're all supposed to die, is that it?

pussinboots

September 2nd, 2008

1:57:15 PM CDT

(0)

wtf

Draco88

September 2nd, 2008

3:08:31 PM CDT

(0)

WIN

Esoom

September 2nd, 2008

3:19:56 PM CDT

(0)

The horror....but nice sync!

Sticky

September 2nd, 2008

3:22:01 PM CDT

(2)

Lose the text -- it mucks up the comic timing.

Windshield

September 2nd, 2008

11:59:47 PM CDT

(2)

Yeah I think this would be better.

jaspa

September 2nd, 2008

5:09:29 PM CDT

(0)

lolz

MushroomTheLegend

September 2nd, 2008

5:25:19 PM CDT

(1)

It's not lacking any wheat, and that's what real women need... AHEH-HA

Scockery

September 5th, 2008

5:35:19 PM CDT

(0)

Haw-haw!

bgbez

September 2nd, 2008

8:33:04 PM CDT

(0)

Yeap.

JRPomazon

September 2nd, 2008

8:41:41 PM CDT

(0)

Classic

OneGyT

September 2nd, 2008

10:35:56 PM CDT

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I thought it was completely faked but mildly funny, then I realized the initial audio of them talking was real and found it funnier, then I realized she was actually saying warm and found it hilarious. Seriously, who says "warm memories" in a tone like that?!

AntwanDavis

September 2nd, 2008

10:36:49 PM CDT

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Sound isn't working, the crap didn't look funny anyway...

Smeagolisfree99

September 2nd, 2008

11:51:23 PM CDT

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This is history. We are living an historical moment. We are going to lose the war because our glorious F�hrer has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be awakened. Sometimes I wonder which side God is on.

tryin2getS00d

September 6th, 2008

8:57:20 PM CDT

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Every war is a loss. It's just about making the other guy lose more.

salkinRAWR

September 3rd, 2008

10:42:46 AM CDT

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war cream... creamy war... wart dream... army jawa... warring for cream... NO THANKS!

jax1492

September 3rd, 2008