Peter Chimaera's QUARTER-LIFE: HALFWAY TO DESTRUCTION
Has this been done before? Yeah, probably. Almost certainly. Okay, probably definitely. Did I have fun doing this again? You bet. Someone please get me a gallon of milk for my throat now, please.

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September 16th, 2008
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I see they've found someone to replace Don Lafontaine!
September 16th, 2008
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Sounds more like Christian Bale trying to be Batman
September 16th, 2008
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It's not that bad....
September 17th, 2008
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Sounds like Duke Nukem to me
September 16th, 2008
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Thanks for not just reading the text, you actually put some effort into editing. Made it even funnier.
September 16th, 2008
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five and FAVE
September 16th, 2008
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You scucceeded in making an excellent site, thank you and 'Ghordon' for this
September 16th, 2008
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"Smitheroons" is now the funniest thing I have ever heard. But only in that voice.
September 16th, 2008
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We must observe with hasty.
September 16th, 2008
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This has been done already: http://quarterliferedux.ytmnd.com/
September 16th, 2008
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already done: http://quarterliferedux.ytmnd.com/
September 16th, 2008
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wtf
September 16th, 2008
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ATUHOR'S NOSE: vaporize = EW
September 16th, 2008
(1)
remember when that one guy did a dramatic reading and it was good? me either.
September 16th, 2008
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AGREE TO MY DEMANS
September 16th, 2008
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Best part hands down is the end. "Colon...Open Parenthesis."
September 16th, 2008
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idk, hadda stop and crank up Half-Life right around the word Claymore cuz i couldn't stand the Awesomeness Shivers.
September 16th, 2008
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you're a wizard harry
September 16th, 2008
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Wow. o_o I think I peed myself a little.
September 16th, 2008
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That is nuts, yesterday was my quarter life... crisis.
September 16th, 2008
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OH NO WHERE DID HEAD CRAB COME FROM ??????????????
September 16th, 2008
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End of chapter one: I fell out of my chair. Some please get help, please.
September 16th, 2008
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Someone, lol
September 16th, 2008
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Peter Chimaera's stories get more ridiculous as the years go on... which leads me to believe that English isn't his first language, rather than him being an upstart grade five as I once thought, or that he's a gimmick... which would really suck! I love that Matrix fanfic he wrote.
September 17th, 2008
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wasnt this done before?
September 17th, 2008
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moar
September 17th, 2008
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epic
September 20th, 2008
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lol smitheroons
September 20th, 2008
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LMFAO! XD
September 20th, 2008
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I just laughed to smitheroons.
September 20th, 2008
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Awesome, these are getting better. Keep it up.
September 20th, 2008
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And then john was a zombie.
September 20th, 2008
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Oh my god I laughed so hard it hurt. 5'd like a motherf*cker.
September 20th, 2008
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COLON OPEN PARENTHESIS
September 22nd, 2008
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Your voice is absurd haha
September 22nd, 2008
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Your voice is absurd haha
November 10th, 2008
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This is the best thing I have ever seen. That voice man...
September 18th, 2009
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COLON! OPEN PARENTHESES! superb.
January 24th, 2013
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October 5th, 2014
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So did this guy go on to do Honest Trailers on YouTube?