Peter Chimaera's QUARTER-LIFE: HALFWAY TO DESTRUCTION
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Has this been done before? Yeah, probably. Almost certainly. Okay, probably definitely. Did I have fun doing this again? You bet. Someone please get me a gallon of milk for my throat now, please.
peter chimaera of course
me, some trailer music I found, the new yardbirds

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GaryGnu
September 16th, 2008
1:54:45 AM CDT
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I see they've found someone to replace Don Lafontaine!
Takra
September 16th, 2008
3:50:43 AM CDT
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Sounds more like Christian Bale trying to be Batman
GaryGnu
September 16th, 2008
11:23:44 PM CDT
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It's not that bad....
DeumReaper
September 17th, 2008
4:22:44 PM CDT
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Sounds like Duke Nukem to me
Jesushobo
September 16th, 2008
2:56:11 AM CDT
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Thanks for not just reading the text, you actually put some effort into editing. Made it even funnier.
SomeGuy0000
September 16th, 2008
3:04:08 AM CDT
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five and FAVE
Foiz5000
September 16th, 2008
3:52:23 AM CDT
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You scucceeded in making an excellent site, thank you and 'Ghordon' for this
kungfooligan
September 16th, 2008
4:13:02 AM CDT
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"Smitheroons" is now the funniest thing I have ever heard. But only in that voice.
Sameoneasyours
September 16th, 2008
4:34:56 AM CDT
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We must observe with hasty.
Squirrel1081
September 16th, 2008
6:23:24 AM CDT
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This has been done already: http://quarterliferedux.ytmnd.com/
biologicalcomponent
September 16th, 2008
8:38:45 AM CDT
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already done: http://quarterliferedux.ytmnd.com/
mudxorz
September 16th, 2008
9:00:44 AM CDT
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wtf
Messij
September 16th, 2008
9:58:33 AM CDT
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ATUHOR'S NOSE: vaporize = EW
steakman
September 16th, 2008
10:13:06 AM CDT
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remember when that one guy did a dramatic reading and it was good? me either.
WombatJuice
September 16th, 2008
10:25:40 AM CDT
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AGREE TO MY DEMANS
NewbSauce
September 16th, 2008
12:17:59 PM CDT
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Best part hands down is the end. "Colon...Open Parenthesis."
PatienceKing
September 16th, 2008
12:48:38 PM CDT
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idk, hadda stop and crank up Half-Life right around the word Claymore cuz i couldn't stand the Awesomeness Shivers.
prairiedogeric10
September 16th, 2008
1:52:23 PM CDT
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you're a wizard harry
Nyeusigrube
September 16th, 2008
1:54:52 PM CDT
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Wow. o_o I think I peed myself a little.
astridasteroid
September 16th, 2008
9:07:39 PM CDT
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That is nuts, yesterday was my quarter life... crisis.
badboybadd
September 16th, 2008
10:24:20 PM CDT
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OH NO WHERE DID HEAD CRAB COME FROM ??????????????
RammsteinKopf
September 16th, 2008
10:27:11 PM CDT
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End of chapter one: I fell out of my chair. Some please get help, please.
RammsteinKopf
September 16th, 2008
10:33:03 PM CDT
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Someone, lol
SevenAteNine
September 16th, 2008
10:28:01 PM CDT
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Peter Chimaera's stories get more ridiculous as the years go on... which leads me to believe that English isn't his first language, rather than him being an upstart grade five as I once thought, or that he's a gimmick... which would really suck! I love that Matrix fanfic he wrote.
Mr--Sandman
September 17th, 2008
10:44:36 AM CDT
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wasnt this done before?
tekjerk
September 17th, 2008
8:19:02 PM CDT
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moar
Mechknight
September 17th, 2008
9:07:34 PM CDT
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epic
coyotemoon722
September 20th, 2008
10:08:05 AM CDT
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lol smitheroons
Pugofdoom
September 20th, 2008
11:21:49 AM CDT
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LMFAO! XD
mackvenom1
September 20th, 2008
11:47:09 AM CDT
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I just laughed to smitheroons.
Lesko
September 20th, 2008
3:09:06 PM CDT
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Awesome, these are getting better. Keep it up.
CaptainRescue
September 20th, 2008
5:58:59 PM CDT
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And then john was a zombie.
philkid3
September 20th, 2008
7:26:28 PM CDT
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Oh my god I laughed so hard it hurt. 5'd like a motherf*cker.
TightenUpTheGraphics
September 20th, 2008
11:34:30 PM CDT
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COLON OPEN PARENTHESIS
Bonesaw
September 22nd, 2008
2:32:51 PM CDT
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Your voice is absurd haha
Bonesaw
September 22nd, 2008
2:33:39 PM CDT
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Your voice is absurd haha
digita1alchemy
November 10th, 2008
11:59:19 AM CST
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This is the best thing I have ever seen. That voice man...
authorised
September 18th, 2009
4:29:29 AM CDT
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COLON! OPEN PARENTHESES! superb.
DarthWang
January 24th, 2013
10:30:53 PM CST
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GaryGnu
October 5th, 2014
1:01:16 AM CDT
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So did this guy go on to do Honest Trailers on YouTube?