Captain James Kirk: USS Middle School Dance
Created on: December 23rd, 2008
Captain James Kirk: USS Middle School Dance
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RipperGSX
December 23rd, 2008
3:37:50 PM CST
(16)
I'm erect.
RipperGSX
December 23rd, 2008
6:33:05 PM CST
(5)
...I wonder if I went too heavy on the cool water cologne
iliketrannys
December 23rd, 2008
7:29:53 PM CST
(5)
Ripper, he's obviously wearing seduction with a hit of flamed-broiled meat.
superstatguy
December 23rd, 2008
9:27:20 PM CST
(10)
Oh god, she just rubbed against it. Please god, tell me she didn't notice my boner.............
DaveTheRave
December 24th, 2008
3:57:36 AM CST
(7)
I'm Gonna Need A New Pair Of Pants..
x1987x
December 25th, 2008
2:31:13 PM CST
(1)
...the tears devour you...
man-of-war
December 25th, 2008
3:19:46 PM CST
(1)
He was a big boy back then...
Spaztick
December 31st, 2008
1:39:35 PM CST
(0)
Crap, my hands are sweaty.
salkinRAWR
January 9th, 2009
7:12:39 PM CST
(-1)
Uh oh! She definitely noticed that! ........ Hey she didn't do anything! Im gonna score!
Gravijar
December 23rd, 2008
3:40:32 PM CST
(2)
Yeya!
es138
December 26th, 2008
3:31:06 AM CST
(-6)
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(-6)
Word... I fingered hella bitches to that song.
DoomFrost
December 23rd, 2008
3:46:15 PM CST
(6)
Awwwww that's so swee.. I mean... I'm a guy and that's not manly.
mastershake916
December 24th, 2008
4:51:47 PM CST
(-1)
Thank you, yours aren't bad though.
TheKnownPower
December 25th, 2008
4:15:05 PM CST
(-1)
Manly is what I do and that, was Manly....
Nickolai
December 23rd, 2008
3:47:04 PM CST
(2)
Oh God, it's like I'm back in 1996...
dmaz
December 23rd, 2008
3:58:53 PM CST
(-1)
2000
TheDamnRobots
December 23rd, 2008
5:02:11 PM CST
(-1)
Savage Garden - Savage Garden 1997. Actually.
Hiakisha
December 23rd, 2008
11:31:43 PM CST
(-1)
they still play this song at high school dances
AndySavage
December 24th, 2008
3:57:43 PM CST
(8)
I was unaware kids still slow danced. I mean, the kids, they listen to the rap music, don't know what the jazz is all about, etc...
GaryGnu
December 24th, 2008
10:56:17 PM CST
(1)
God I'm f*cking old... This doesn't seem long ago to me.
Sturmrabe
December 27th, 2008
8:55:08 PM CST
(-1)
OLD
bombout
December 30th, 2008
12:01:34 AM CST
(-1)
Penguin waddle dancing FTW
nutnics
December 23rd, 2008
3:47:39 PM CST
(-1)
they're gonna french
StolenName
December 23rd, 2008
5:18:07 PM CST
(1)
Or worse ---- third base.
dmaz
December 23rd, 2008
3:56:14 PM CST
(3)
So good it hurts
montereymatt
December 23rd, 2008
4:02:33 PM CST
(-1)
my name is james siberius kirk
ASSCOCKredux
December 23rd, 2008
4:06:30 PM CST
(-21)
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(-21)
gay.
martinprince
December 23rd, 2008
4:19:01 PM CST
(-1)
Needs some *ss grabbin!
LegoLewdite
December 23rd, 2008
4:25:16 PM CST
(-1)
i always knew those crazy kids would get together someday
tkx7
December 23rd, 2008
4:35:41 PM CST
(10)
no one stands that close during middle school dances
TheDamnRobots
December 23rd, 2008
7:35:52 PM CST
(4)
Obviously we didn't go to the same middle school. They had to have the teachers break up the grinds.
AndySavage
December 23rd, 2008
10:24:07 PM CST
(5)
Each volunteer 'chaperone' had a ruler they would forcibly use to demonstrate the appropriate level of closeness, probably a good thing since nobody could keep from popping wood back then anyway
steelreserve
December 30th, 2008
12:26:05 AM CST
(1)
I once popped a wood during a slow dance... but she was pretty k3wl with it.
AndySavage
December 23rd, 2008
4:49:28 PM CST
(5)
Kirk and I dated for a day in 7th grade between 3rd period and 8th period
JesusFist
January 31st, 2013
3:02:09 AM CST
(0)
Kirk and I dated once in 7th grade between 8th and 1st period.
TheDamnRobots
December 23rd, 2008
4:56:45 PM CST
(2)
Whos alt is this again?
Sporticus
December 23rd, 2008
5:02:18 PM CST
(3)
klassix
Avendiel
December 23rd, 2008
5:24:22 PM CST
(1)
lol
doink9731
December 23rd, 2008
5:28:02 PM CST
(2)
They grow up so fast.
ficklefackle
December 23rd, 2008
7:40:12 PM CST
(1)
only episode of star trek i've ever seen and i wanted to make this very site.
STRING
December 23rd, 2008
8:50:24 PM CST
(-13)
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(-13)
emo garbage
amindlessidiot
December 23rd, 2008
8:54:30 PM CST
(2)
I think his eye is made of tin foil.
AndySavage
December 23rd, 2008
10:25:55 PM CST
(0)
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(0)
I really wish this YTMND reflected the childhood of someone growing up in the 80s instead and thus had "Take My Breath Away" rather than this 90s bullsh*t
Goneja
December 23rd, 2008
11:44:55 PM CST
(0)
This song is gayer than the gay fuel theme
s3m1lol
December 24th, 2008
6:40:11 AM CST
(-1)
I wanna stand with you on a mountain.
s3m1lol
December 24th, 2008
2:59:18 PM CST
(-1)
I wanna bathe with you in the sea.
s3m1lol
December 24th, 2008
3:01:09 PM CST
(-1)
I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down over me.
s3m1lol
December 24th, 2008
3:01:58 PM CST
(-1)
And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky,
s3m1lol
December 24th, 2008
3:02:34 PM CST
(-1)
I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry...
enemy33
December 23rd, 2008
11:57:55 PM CST
(-1)
I wanna *track skip* I wanna...
s3m1lol
December 24th, 2008
3:03:43 PM CST
(2)
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha.
splugen
December 24th, 2008
3:02:42 AM CST
(-1)
five.
chronster
December 24th, 2008
9:36:53 AM CST
(0)
lol kirk is the girl
ikantspeell
December 24th, 2008
12:38:40 PM CST
(-1)
ha
Brandon00151
December 24th, 2008
11:38:24 AM CST
(0)
That is one ugly 7th grader
Logos
December 24th, 2008
12:05:03 PM CST
(-1)
Aww...
bonefish
December 24th, 2008
1:15:43 PM CST
(-1)
Slow dance cubby
ColGentlemen
December 24th, 2008
2:11:10 PM CST
(-1)
WESTBEN2002
December 24th, 2008
5:15:23 PM CST
(-1)
Back and to the left
mastershake916
December 24th, 2008
6:51:46 PM CST
(-1)
It's good.
FF0080
December 24th, 2008
7:09:05 PM CST
(0)
AS WE GO THROUGH, LIFE TOGETHER, SOMETHING SOMETHING, BE FOREVER?
TheElk
December 24th, 2008
9:24:53 PM CST
(-1)
It's the Gorn's first time. Be gentle.
Evilbeaver
December 24th, 2008
10:43:31 PM CST
(-1)
Oh, memories.
Jovian
December 24th, 2008
10:51:30 PM CST
(0)
she looks exactly like my date in high school.
pussinboots
December 25th, 2008
12:46:14 AM CST
(-1)
i like what u did here. lol
Hoplite
December 25th, 2008
4:30:27 AM CST
(0)
I'm gonna cry T_T
altaccount
December 25th, 2008
8:39:16 AM CST
(-1)
Classic YTMND is classic
Atatakakunai
December 25th, 2008
12:03:46 PM CST
(1)
This cracks me up, even though I was in high school they played this song at our winter formal and I about died back then. this was the icing on my life. definite 5. It is quite disturbing that Kirk is the woman in this image though... I suppose it's Karma though, f*ck enough aliens and one day... they'll f*ck you.
Zanos73
December 25th, 2008
5:55:11 PM CST
(4)
whoa leave some space for jesus, kids.
DarkManS32
December 25th, 2008
6:39:13 PM CST
(0)
4'd... Cause Middle School dances are usually known for the humongous gap between guy and... "girl" dancing.
fourest
December 25th, 2008
10:30:21 PM CST
(0)
Captain Kirk seems awfully shy back then.
es138
December 25th, 2008
10:49:13 PM CST
(0)
Yes
Natale
December 26th, 2008
10:20:47 PM CST
(0)
KIRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
btk88
December 27th, 2008
2:21:48 AM CST
(1)
lol
Digital-Jesus
December 27th, 2008
4:44:45 AM CST
(1)
5'd just for the 'dumb'
v3rt1g0
December 29th, 2008
6:30:04 AM CST
(0)
Sound Origin: dumb
cheekygirl
December 29th, 2008
9:15:59 PM CST
(0)
Kirk looks really uncomfortable and nervous because he didn't know how to say 'no' to Alien-face... right on!
pullarius1
December 30th, 2008
11:02:23 AM CST
(0)
This is why YTMND exists
OtisWild
December 30th, 2008
11:21:25 AM CST
(0)
if you leave, don't leave now, please don't take my heart away... promise me, just one more night, then we'll go our separate ways..
BigRich
December 30th, 2008
2:29:47 PM CST
(0)
Chick-ah cherry cola.
KungFuGenius
December 30th, 2008
4:53:17 PM CST
(0)
I heard this song just last night and muttered to myself, "f*ckin' junior high dances...." 5 for mind reading.
MuffinBear
January 9th, 2009
11:09:05 PM CST
(1)
...
Mnm1002
December 9th, 2009
4:32:15 PM CST
(0)
100th fav