Optimus prime is a truck.... That gets killed by megatron and skyscream in a battle. Then they figure out a way to revive him so they go to the border or Egypt and Jordan to find this tool that will revive him. Then sam picks up the tool and it turns to dust, then sam dies and sees the other primes in some sort of dream thing before coming back to life and putting the tool back together. He then stabs optimus' dead body and he comes back to life and kills the fallen.

bloodyfuckingshitdic

June 24th, 2009

4:55:06 PM CDT

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worst f*cking plot ever... i totally agree with the Star Telegram review of it... the whole thing was a clusterf*ck, but DAMN it was actioney overkill after actioney overkill and it made me cream all over the guys popcorn in front of me.

ASSCOCKredux

June 24th, 2009

4:57:49 PM CDT

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i thought the first one was better. This one had about 8 comic reliefs and about 6 serious characters. It was so kiddy and cheesy. And the action was super overkill - i mean, explosions didnt even phase me after the first hour.

bloodyfuckingshitdic

June 24th, 2009

5:00:09 PM CDT

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I was told that the movie was going to be more "directed at teenagers" so apparently teenagers are nothing but obsessed with explosions, pointless and anticlimactic fighting scenes, and drug and sex references.

ASSCOCKredux

June 24th, 2009

5:18:09 PM CDT

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yep. they apparently like plot holes, no character developement and black stereotypes. Good movie...