batman doesn't need any help
Created on: November 27th, 2009
batman doesn't need any help
Krangar18 
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This was SonOfGod's idea.
batman - the dark knight
wet hot american summer

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TronaldDump
November 28th, 2009
12:13:51 AM CST
(4)
so can marilyn manson
CrazyRay
November 28th, 2009
1:53:24 PM CST
(2)
http://www.ampland.com/humor/pics/10/07082009m3bov2i.jpg
Godot
December 2nd, 2009
7:10:28 PM CST
(6)
I can suck my own dick™
I-am-batman
December 5th, 2009
5:15:43 PM CST
(0)
^^^ Trufax
Kremlin
December 24th, 2009
11:45:37 PM CST
(1)
carfax
Snuggery
November 28th, 2009
12:45:38 AM CST
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could have been shorter and more to the point, the point of sucking his own dick. yes.
cameraman
November 28th, 2009
1:10:32 AM CST
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was expecting horsedick but good enough
ryanmontana
November 28th, 2009
10:17:53 AM CST
(4)
0_0
Mnm1002
November 28th, 2009
10:27:40 AM CST
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Nice use of wet hot American summer....Background only thing keeping this from a 5.
Dextey
November 28th, 2009
11:15:48 AM CST
(39)
Out of the millions of things I was expecting him to say, this was not one of them.
codezer0
November 28th, 2009
11:43:17 AM CST
(11)
I still can't stop laughing. It totally caught me off guard.
Funker42
November 29th, 2009
6:00:03 PM CST
(3)
My face is about to bust. It hurts so bad!!! Why is this so funny!
TheBeverage
December 1st, 2009
2:28:08 AM CST
(7)
Hank is about to bust
Smeagolisfree99
November 28th, 2009
11:46:20 AM CST
(12)
And they hang their heads in shame. lolol
doink9731
November 28th, 2009
12:10:54 PM CST
(3)
We're trying to help you!
MrMuskOx
November 28th, 2009
12:47:50 PM CST
(19)
So if we learn to suck our own dicks, we can do whatever we want?
Paylardo
November 28th, 2009
1:09:18 PM CST
(5)
We can help Batman chew his Juicy Fruit.
Krangar18
November 28th, 2009
8:58:37 PM CST
(7)
he doesn't need help
wisdumcube
November 29th, 2009
8:43:01 PM CST
(23)
This city just showed you that it's full of people, ready to believe in sucking their own dicks.
Scockery
November 29th, 2009
9:14:04 PM CST
(4)
You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a dick sucking contest with you, did you?
RipperGSX
November 28th, 2009
12:54:36 PM CST
(10)
I'm gonna go hump the fridge.
SlushBox
November 28th, 2009
1:17:49 PM CST
(5)
is your refrigerator running?
Krangar18
November 28th, 2009
8:59:25 PM CST
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you also own a bottle of dick cream, like to fondle your sweaters, and sometimes smear mud on your ass
RipperGSX
November 29th, 2009
2:24:05 AM CST
(3)
No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick team! Stickball! Go away, leave me alone!
cretincretin999
December 2nd, 2009
8:35:17 PM CST
(0)
You're probably thinking... isn't he a weirdo, an outcast? Maybe, I don't think so.
Reject
November 28th, 2009
2:37:26 PM CST
(3)
Tasty Goddamn Maxi-Pad = 5
KDarkwater
November 28th, 2009
3:45:55 PM CST
(0)
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Should of had the scarecrow saying "Not my diagnosis!" after the punchline.
turducken
November 28th, 2009
3:46:55 PM CST
(0)
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLLL
GordonFremen
November 28th, 2009
4:04:17 PM CST
(0)
good audio splice
Improviser
November 28th, 2009
8:12:34 PM CST
(5)
shades of horsedick
veyn
November 28th, 2009
8:38:12 PM CST
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Should have started with "What's the difference between you and me" Doesn't need the buildup.
money-hat
November 28th, 2009
10:37:30 PM CST
(5)
Haha. Nice use of that clip. ..........anyone interested in hearing the audio in it's original context --> http://cannedadvice.ytmnd.com/
Sgtmustang
November 30th, 2009
7:26:13 PM CST
(2)
Yay self advertising! When your video has nothing to do with the subject video also!
Sgtmustang
November 30th, 2009
9:27:47 PM CST
(-1)
Oh whoops, sorry thought you were talking about the batman clip itself.
LoadMan
November 28th, 2009
10:46:31 PM CST
(0)
tasty goddamn maxi-pad
TheHorrificallyInsan
November 28th, 2009
10:58:32 PM CST
(0)
Comedy gold.
billycomo
November 28th, 2009
11:33:43 PM CST
(0)
lol
Drealgrin
November 29th, 2009
2:22:02 AM CST
(3)
LOLOL THATS UMFULD!
Goneja
November 29th, 2009
1:01:15 PM CST
(0)
lol awesome
cactusjack666
November 29th, 2009
2:14:16 PM CST
(3)
!
ficklefackle
November 29th, 2009
4:33:21 PM CST
(3)
this made me forget about how bad the bears suck for a few seconds, thanks i needed that
jasonkrowe
November 29th, 2009
5:26:04 PM CST
(7)
Hes the Goddamn Batman.
VIsraWratS
November 29th, 2009
8:50:29 PM CST
(3)
He's not kidding. http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/1/b/f1b5b834fad6c0c164389a52bb7a42a0.gif
Blealand
November 29th, 2009
9:17:34 PM CST
(2)
F*cking LOL for real!
skaneinateit
November 29th, 2009
9:29:21 PM CST
(2)
wow.
NiteSky
November 29th, 2009
10:34:46 PM CST
(3)
Logged in to Vote %.
TheBeverage
December 1st, 2009
2:30:20 AM CST
(0)
thats close enough to 5 i guess
woMan71
November 29th, 2009
11:02:59 PM CST
(0)
http://penisuck.ytmnd.com/
projectswift
November 30th, 2009
12:10:52 AM CST
(0)
lol wow man 6 stars
BEAVACUDA
November 30th, 2009
4:52:32 AM CST
(3)
...and in other news...robin, the boy wonder, was recently laid off.
donut
November 30th, 2009
5:22:09 AM CST
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PICTURE SOUND TEXT A SINGULAR FOCUS NOT A F*GGY SHORT FILM. 1'D FOR SH*T
LupinTheThird
November 30th, 2009
6:45:30 AM CST
(1)
Jon Benjamin FTW, though it needs "... and I do it, a lot."
RetLek
November 30th, 2009
8:22:42 AM CST
(2)
batman needs a gf :'(
seanlole
December 9th, 2009
12:37:50 PM CST
(0)
DID YOU HER HIM?? HE CAN SUCK HIS OWN DICK, HE DOESN´T NEED A GF!!!........................................................................i need one :(
adventuresicle
November 30th, 2009
10:47:21 AM CST
(3)
"While fairly few pornographic films involve autofellatio, Ron Jeremy is notable in part for his 1970s examples on film." They meant to say Batman.
BOOMcumshot
November 30th, 2009
1:32:16 PM CST
(4)
so thaaats batmans super power
Cozzi
November 30th, 2009
7:43:49 PM CST
(0)
Hahahah, thats so retarded
kryptoknightmare
November 30th, 2009
7:53:24 PM CST
(0)
prairiedogeric10
November 30th, 2009
9:27:28 PM CST
(3)
I finally watched this.
Petey27
December 1st, 2009
9:30:52 PM CST
(0)
Today's cure for depression
Scanner
December 2nd, 2009
10:48:48 AM CST
(0)
I just spit coffee all over everything!
JoeHigashi
December 2nd, 2009
3:19:15 PM CST
(3)
funniest ytmnd i've seen all week, f*cking congrats
ObadiahtheSlim
December 3rd, 2009
8:31:47 AM CST
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam
heebs
December 3rd, 2009
2:10:05 PM CST
(0)
I forget what he is actually supposed to say now.
troxxor
December 3rd, 2009
4:12:07 PM CST
(0)
and he's not wearing hockey pads
knowles
December 4th, 2009
2:15:19 AM CST
(2)
i 5'd your ytmnd.
forreading
December 4th, 2009
10:54:04 AM CST
(0)
BRAVO!!
alphatabs
December 4th, 2009
12:53:32 PM CST
(8)
This site has single-handedly restored my faith in YTMND.
fudgeboy
December 5th, 2009
4:51:17 AM CST
(0)
I f*ckin' love this.
casseo
December 6th, 2009
5:06:23 PM CST
(4)
Not my diagnosis!
Flameman
December 21st, 2009
10:12:57 PM CST
(3)
XD I did not see that coming at the end!
Scanner
June 17th, 2010
5:57:13 PM CDT
(0)
Innuendo much?
dyskrasia
December 22nd, 2009
7:26:29 PM CST
(1)
Bonus stars for not being horsedick.
geegee
December 23rd, 2009
2:10:39 AM CST
(0)
LMFAO
Kammes
December 23rd, 2009
10:25:06 PM CST
(0)
are you implying that batman wears hockey pants?
rigbyrocks
December 24th, 2009
12:38:40 AM CST
(0)
With that voice, I'm sure he does.
WPH15
December 27th, 2009
12:08:58 AM CST
(3)
$20.00 sponsorship. Damn.
teddo
December 28th, 2009
4:58:41 PM CST
(0)
Im love'ing it
KaneRobot
December 29th, 2009
10:53:58 AM CST
(1)
Thanks for getting me in trouble at work for laughing
Mikewee777
December 29th, 2009
11:50:53 PM CST
(-1)
Could someone please extract the video from this EPIC ROLL? My little brother wants the audio and video extracted. http://uploads.ungrounded.net/522000/522607_replayingthegame.swf Leave a comment at my blog when you are done uploading the ripped video. http://boringapathy.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-beat-replayingthegame-flash-game.html
Flameman
April 16th, 2010
8:22:00 PM CDT
(-1)
Learn to do it yourself, bitch.
DoctorApe
February 21st, 2011
4:49:39 AM CST
(2)
I was completely off-guard there!
Jenko
December 16th, 2011
5:43:56 AM CST
(1)
Well this was unexpected.
WPH15
August 5th, 2012
8:51:37 AM CDT
(1)
Nice.
woman
October 21st, 2012
4:18:55 AM CDT
(-2)
1.
ismellpussy
January 25th, 2014
2:27:33 PM CST
(0)
well, it was a bad idea
Primatron
April 27th, 2020
10:11:41 PM CDT
(0)
i wish movies were like this.