Picard has no patience for porn
Created on: September 16th, 2011
Picard has no patience for porn
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get on with it
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lickitwellhiem
September 16th, 2011
9:48:32 PM CDT
(0)
doi doi doi doi doi
MTown
September 16th, 2011
9:56:07 PM CDT
(15)
Make it so, on her face.
lickitwellhiem
September 16th, 2011
10:59:16 PM CDT
(2)
or on my face.
GaryGnu
September 17th, 2011
12:09:38 AM CDT
(0)
Creampie 4 life
Famery-Gai
September 17th, 2011
6:35:04 PM CDT
(5)
creampie FOUR! LIGHTS!
wisdumcube
September 16th, 2011
11:25:14 PM CDT
(9)
Picard on the topic of internet porn: "I've seen everything. I've seen it all."
prairiedogeric10
September 16th, 2011
11:54:05 PM CDT
(0)
fine snowman
severin
September 17th, 2011
12:53:43 AM CDT
(0)
brilliant
SergeantLuke
September 17th, 2011
1:01:03 AM CDT
(0)
BUT SHE WON'T
cactusjack666
September 17th, 2011
1:25:36 AM CDT
(0)
Harbltron
September 17th, 2011
3:24:27 AM CDT
(0)
not a bad domain grab
Nomad350
September 17th, 2011
5:16:01 AM CDT
(0)
I think we're both getting too old for this.
Chowdah
September 17th, 2011
7:07:51 AM CDT
(0)
You are necessary in this time of need.
Krangar18
September 17th, 2011
5:26:47 PM CDT
(0)
Nice. XD
LegoLewdite
September 17th, 2011
7:09:10 PM CDT
(0)
I wish there was at least one time in my life I heard him say this when I didn't think of this joke.
Nyeusigrube
September 17th, 2011
7:10:22 PM CDT
(0)
GO NUMBER ONE... and I will go number two ;)
SecretNaziMax
September 17th, 2011
7:18:04 PM CDT
(0)
i can sympathize with picard, it takes an absurdly long time for then to get to the cumming part, i'm ready to ruin my monitor here! Grinding = BORING (shes faking it)
Fluk3
September 17th, 2011
7:48:32 PM CDT
(5)
But I Transport from there.
FlamingTP
September 18th, 2011
9:53:18 PM CDT
(0)
Not right now ya' don't Captain...you don't have the powah!
GaryGnu
September 17th, 2011
8:12:36 PM CDT
(5)
Darmok, his seamen released
Anig
September 19th, 2011
9:17:35 PM CDT
(-1)
moar liek shaka when the walls fell amirite?
Seigfried
September 17th, 2011
9:46:22 PM CDT
(0)
Cum!
mooby24
September 18th, 2011
1:49:37 AM CDT
(0)
No! NooOOOooOooOOoOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *crash*
CalientePockets
September 18th, 2011
4:39:49 PM CDT
(0)
Captain of the USS Cumterprise
hanktherapper
September 18th, 2011
9:44:09 PM CDT
(3)
I wonder if Max would actually ban you for clearly not marking a NSFW site as such.
fearcondom
September 18th, 2011
10:27:28 PM CDT
(4)
you should do something useful and report it
lickitwellhiem
September 19th, 2011
4:27:29 PM CDT
(0)
farting.
lowcast
September 19th, 2011
11:44:30 PM CDT
(0)
he is willing to throw much ytmnd history down a well. not that i think its a good thing. just sayin
FlamingTP
September 18th, 2011
9:52:26 PM CDT
(0)
First YTMND I've lol'd at in several months
lickitwellhiem
September 19th, 2011
4:26:23 PM CDT
(0)
[site mphelps:site]
Aldiggy2000
September 21st, 2011
3:19:53 AM CDT
(0)
Cum.. Cum.....Cum......... Number 3 on Number 1
woman
September 21st, 2011
1:48:08 PM CDT
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1.
Flight33
September 21st, 2011
6:53:14 PM CDT
(1)
"You'll have to come again I was just leaving. I'm uh... not dressed properly"
POS
September 25th, 2011
7:28:00 PM CDT
(-1)
Lol... man I havent been here in a long time.
Trey153
January 12th, 2012
12:27:34 PM CST
(0)
CUM
Hookedonlemons
January 17th, 2012
9:45:08 PM CST
(0)
Hhaha no patience, reminds me of myself
pilleater
January 18th, 2012
2:27:11 PM CST
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Radish
May 11th, 2012
8:59:07 AM CDT
(0)
And they say change won't take too long
alexocuten
September 16th, 2012
2:50:03 PM CDT
(0)
this is too funny
woman
November 30th, 2013
7:37:16 AM CST
(-1)
impurity.ytmnd.com
prairiedogeric10
March 31st, 2015
9:14:00 PM CDT
(1)
hahahah I forgot about this one
hdofu
April 1st, 2015
4:36:39 PM CDT
(0)
starfleet cumand
HOZKINZ
July 30th, 2022
5:38:55 PM CDT
(0)
brilliant
Jsslade
August 12th, 2023
9:34:16 AM CDT
(0)
ayo what pron is that? asking for research purposes