If I were a very very rich haydel didel daydel daydel man

Screw Johnny Depp. Ed Wynn is [i][b][u]far[/u][/b][/i] better as the Mad Hatter.

You'll smoke weed everyday! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Rather plain, but five for Thomas and Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller/The Fat Director/The Stout Gentleman.

One day Thomas was waiting at the junction when a gay fireman went behind him. "Peep peep!" Thomas whistled. He banged Thomas all day. "Excuse my intrusion!" said the gay fireman. "Oh! Oh!" said Thomas. The policeman was red in the face and very cross. "Disgraceful!" he spluttered. "Get me out! Get me out!" he called. "You're stuck you silly great puff," said the stout gentleman. "We'll do it later," he said and something sticky splashed all over Thomas's face. The Fat Controller felt quite exhausted. "This gentleman," he thought, "is a gentleman who knows how to who f*ck engines." The Fat Controller groaned and he lathered Thomas's face all over. He felt happier than he had done for weeks.

"The policeman was red in the face and very cross. 'Disgraceful!' he spluttered."

Agreed.

Ah, the memories of Thomas the Tank Engine.

And MCA of the Beastie Boys.

Then why five stars?

Just added: Davy Jones.

Screw it! 5 Popeye, 3 Jay-Z, 4 average

Mamma ooh yes gimme a f*ck

And my spirit is crying for leaving

WINZOR 0V3R T3H N00BS!

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a princess we all know
Who wears pink silk and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The mushrooms will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a Koopa and not to troop

And he makes the holy known.

Obi-Wan never told you that your father could sing AC/DC.

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack to sit in the synagogue and pray
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day
And that would be the sweetest thing of all

Difficult for me to imagine, but worth it.

The anti-"Kirby sees death" site deserves high favors.

Awesome job!

The Dew army strikes again, no?

Awesome job.

The NES is awesome! Great job with the pic!

[b]LITTLE DO THEY KNOW HE'S A PRISONER…[/b]

Awesome job for the 404 page.

I've lost interest in [i]Spongebob Squarepants[/i] recently, but Patrick always made me laugh long and hard.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen right in the middle of the town
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below
There would be one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down
And one more leading nowhere just for show

LOL RLY?
LOL RLY
LOL NO WAI!