One day Thomas was waiting at the junction when a gay fireman went behind him. "Peep peep!" Thomas whistled. He banged Thomas all day. "Excuse my intrusion!" said the gay fireman. "Oh! Oh!" said Thomas. The policeman was red in the face and very cross. "Disgraceful!" he spluttered. "Get me out! Get me out!" he called. "You're stuck you silly great puff," said the stout gentleman. "We'll do it later," he said and something sticky splashed all over Thomas's face. The Fat Controller felt quite exhausted. "This gentleman," he thought, "is a gentleman who knows how to who f*ck engines." The Fat Controller groaned and he lathered Thomas's face all over. He felt happier than he had done for weeks.
And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a princess we all know Who wears pink silk and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The mushrooms will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a Koopa and not to troop
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack to sit in the synagogue and pray And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day And that would be the sweetest thing of all
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen right in the middle of the town A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below There would be one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down And one more leading nowhere just for show
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Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a princess we all know
Who wears pink silk and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The mushrooms will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a Koopa and not to troop
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day
And that would be the sweetest thing of all
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below
There would be one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down
And one more leading nowhere just for show
LOL RLY
LOL NO WAI!