D‑Mastuh's recent comments:

July 12th, 2012
It warms my heart and penis whenever I come back to YTMND and find a sight that makes me laugh out loud.
March 11th, 2012
On on the site ?
MS Paint? Really? I could draw better pictures with my dick.
March 11th, 2012
You, my sir, are everything wrong with not only YTMND, but the entire world.
March 4th, 2012
This was so beautiful I almost shed a tear. I've been on YTMND for a little under half a year, and since day one I realized how lame, unoriginal, and thoughtless Poon Man sites were. I down vote the cocksuckers who make that garbage any chance I get. Seeing this site is a breath of fresh air and reassures me that I'm not the only one with an IQ above 70 on this site. 5 stars for you.
February 15th, 2012
Yeah. The only difference, though, is mine was funny.
February 15th, 2012
On on the site ?RIP WAYNE BRADY
If Wayne Brady died the same week Whitney did, I would have to whoop a sui.
February 11th, 2012
On on the site ?BASEBALL
You have a picture of Laurel and Hardy doing "Who's on First." Abbott and Costello does "Who's on First," not Laurel and Hardy.
February 10th, 2012
Oh, me! I want to feel what love is! I know you can show me. ;)
February 7th, 2012
Glad I could be apart of that.
January 30th, 2012
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
January 21st, 2012
On on the site ?
Life as we know it is coming to an end. :[
January 19th, 2012
January 10th, 2012
This machine is perfection. Cats secretly hate everyone, therefore I openly hate cats.
December 31st, 2011
Reply to HughJass' comment on the site ?ASK ME!
Yeah. What Hugh said. And you're obviously just foaming at the mouth with envy because my site raked in more positive votes than your imaginary one did. [i]You first few ratings/comments would of been one star votes with links to sites that are the same and accompanied by "Been Done" or "Stealing From" or "Unoriginal"[/i]. That sounds like you're bitter. That's cute. Bitterness is usually a common practice amongst irritable girls. Bitterness usually yields envy. Envy most of the time equals anger. So you're way more likely to be mad than me. In short, you're just mad.
December 30th, 2011
These are even worse than the original. They're horribly ripped off versions of the other ones. Ripping off garbage is some kind of never-before-seen low.
December 28th, 2011
I LOL'd at the GIF. 4 big ones for you.
December 24th, 2011
I hate fucking Moonman, but shit like this can really change a man's opinion. It takes zero talent to just type random, racist garbage into a text-to-speech, but this is actually pretty fucking good.
December 20th, 2011
Reply to D-Mastuh's comment on the site ?ASK ME!
IDGAF. You don't have a leg to stand on. You're the one who beats dead horses, for Christ's sake. Sick fuck.
December 20th, 2011
Reply to Crush3r07's comment on the site ?ASK ME!
Really? Sounds fucking fascinating. Write a book about it. Maybe more people will read that shit than watch your shitty imaginary site. You're just mad.
December 19th, 2011
Reply to D-Mastuh's comment on the site ?ASK ME!
Yeah, sure.
December 19th, 2011
Reply to SirKent's comment on the site ?ASK ME!
Thought I'd fix that with the super secret message in the middle. People seem to like it, watev. My work here is done.
December 19th, 2011
What are you? Gay? Who the fuck E-mails guys for shits and giggles? This has some malicious undertones. You're gonna get my IP and shut my acc down or something.
December 17th, 2011
You're just mad
December 17th, 2011
Reply to rug's comment on the site ?ASK ME!
Random ≠ Funny
December 14th, 2011
IDGAF. 2 billion views or 2 hundred, my point is still valid. Some of the most viewed sites are fucking ridiculous. I think the comments section could've done without your attempt of trying to sound ̶g̶a̶y̶ like you know something about nothing. I am bone dry with the amount of fucks I give. Thank for trying, ̶q̶u̶e̶e̶r̶ ! :)
December 14th, 2011
On on the site ?Commence eye rape
Pressed F11; felt like my eyes were gonna start melting.
December 14th, 2011
Cut the shit and just give me the Ecstasy now...
December 14th, 2011
If my nostalgic feelings were a penis, it would be as hard as a clam.
December 14th, 2011
On on the site ?RAGTIME CAT