DarkImpact's recent comments:

April 7th, 2007
I almost did exactly the same thing you're doing here, but I realized it wouldn't work for me. Having a pussy instead of a dick is the difference between the success and failure of a site like this.
March 1st, 2007
You do realize that all of the Playstations sucked, don't you? N64 was far superior to the PS1, Xbox and Gamecube were far greater than PS2 (Hell, even the Dreamcast was better than the PS2.) Nintendo Wii and Xbox 360 are both far greater than the PS3. Not only is the PS3 a bitch to program for, which makes 3rd parties less reluctant to develop for it, but the amazing cell processorer isn't good for gaming. It was built for serialized streaming math code which is more common in video and audio processing.
February 28th, 2007
On on the site ?Come Halo 3 Fans
Haha! I love it! It's so true also. We are a bunch of evil minions to Bungie. We further their goal of taking over the world with every game we buy from them.
January 9th, 2007
On on the site ?
Dang. I had my hopes up that you might've found a new Halo hentai. I'm sitting in front of a folder that currently contains over 80 unique Halo hentai images. This one that you used is one part in a series of 3, but this is probably the best of those.
November 21st, 2006
HAHA! That's awesome. I'm totally going out and buying the Sneak King game now.
September 25th, 2006
Nothing (I've seen) can beat Emma Watson in all of her hotness, but disregarding what the others said, I think you're girlfriend is pretty cute. Nice catch. Wish I had a girlfriend.
September 24th, 2006
Sure Ive heard of females. I love females. Problem is they don't love me back. I haven't found one that hasn't threatend me within an inch of my life or ignored me completely. I used to be 'normal' and I used to behave very politely to the women around me. I was treated like crap, so I said f*ck it. I now live a life of solitude (except work) and I choose to make stuff like this because I have nothing better to do with my time except work on my future hentai site,which will be a decent 2nd source of income.
September 6th, 2006
It's amazing how well cosby's dialog fits into that.
September 2nd, 2006
On on the site ?Counter-Strike > Sex
The guy in this audio is one of the rare few exceptions to the male populace. As has been noted, 99% of men will take sex over anything. They crave sex and even think about sex when they're not having sex. the 1% remaining actually have other things to do. And yet, while I support other men like that most of the time, this time I have to say he was a dumbass. Nobody in their right mind would pass up sex to do something like playing that PoS Counter-Strike.
August 29th, 2006
On on the site ?Teacher not around
F*cking awesome! I wanna replicate that in class some day.
August 25th, 2006
The song is 'I want your girlfriend' by Reel Big Fish
August 24th, 2006
Predictable, but still funny. Another shot at Sony is always welcome.
August 13th, 2006
Holy f*ck that was hilarious. I saw it 5 minutes ago and I'm still laughing. I'm about to go watch it again. This is a prime example of why they call YTMNDers 'artists' now.
July 31st, 2006
That's f*cking terrifying man. I can't even look at it. Nonetheless, how do you mistake Sakura for Stephanie? Steaphanie cosplay will take a little longer.
July 27th, 2006
On on the site ?Vader Contemplates
lol. She's British and 16. The legal age for sex in that country is 16, so she's allowed to have sex legally now. Too bad for the horny men in America. Oh well. I give it 5. Vader is going through a tough decision.
July 22nd, 2006
Ooh! Sexy. I've only seen 2 of those before (I like the girl with her breasts on the green xbox. Yummy)
July 21st, 2006
?!?! Pitch black is gone! NOOOOOOOOOO!
July 18th, 2006
Poor fanboys make you launch? Hell, I could probably make a YTMND about that just as a display to how stupid PS3 fanboys really are. And just for the record, I'm not a fanboy. I support Nintendo and Microsoft Equally. There's no rule against hating Sony's very existence making me a Fanboy.
July 18th, 2006
@TCK: My McDonalds here charges exactly $1 and no sales tax.
July 15th, 2006
On on the site ?...to those who wait
5 Stars! f*ckin' Hilarious
July 13th, 2006
What's the link to that site? I now have the urge to verbally abuse the owners and then hack their site beyond recovery. Stupid religious bastards -_-'
July 11th, 2006
I am proud and that's why I'm going to assure his memory lives on to the best of my ability.
July 11th, 2006
:) I wish others appreciated him as much as you do. It's unfortunate that so many people don't even know who he is.
July 10th, 2006
Need to be more specific. Which forums? The YTMND forums? Whatever. It doesn't matter. Point is 2 half naked girls are making out on top of kegs at a birthday party in the woods. I see no reason to complain.
July 10th, 2006
Why the hell are people calling it a forum sig? I didn't get that pic from a sig.
July 9th, 2006
I'm not an *sshole. I don't like screamer sites. I just figured it'd be nice to have something peaceful and soothing to watch
June 30th, 2006
I'll bet money this is just an ARG for Halo 3 or some other Xbox 360 games. After Ilovebees.com and Ourcolony.net, we know Microsoft loves ARGs.
June 30th, 2006
I have a question for the creator. In that screenshot where x21b was posting on forums and the poster beneath him had an Xbox 360 avatar, do you know what site that was? People have been pointing out that this is a lot like Halo 2's ILB ARG back in 2004. Between this mysterious ARG and an Xbox 360 logo being somewhat associated with where a site member vists gives me a sinking suspicion that I might know what this is. I'd appreciate it if you or anybody could PM me the link to the site.